don't mess with me

Chapter 53 Ao Guang, You Don't Understand Love
I asked Nezha, "Did you get the results of the test?" This matter has been hanging in my heart, and it has almost become my heart disease.

Zhao Qianqian said: "How can it be so fast, let's see next week."

I asked her, "How often do you rank in the exam?"

Zhao Qianqian pursed her lips and said, "Of course it's No.1. Otherwise, why do you think Gao Dingyan is so interested in me?"

"Are you still your teacher's favorite general?"

"That's right." Zhao Qianqian smiled, "I want to train Li Xiaozha to be my successor now, and divert Gao Dingyan's attention. It's also very tiring to be surrounded by three thousand pets."

"Take it easy on you."

At this time, Pippi suddenly yelled at the door without warning, and then started scratching the door like last time. I looked at the celestial doll in the study: "Could it be..."

The Celestial Doll also said loudly: "Yes! Let's go!"

I rushed over and grabbed it, and ran downstairs with Pippi, Nezha said, "Is someone coming again? I'll go with you!"

"You do your homework at home!"

Zhao Qianqian also asked: "What are you doing?"

"Walk the dog!" I didn't bother to say more, I chased Pippi and ran away.

Pippi went downstairs and looked back at me. Seeing that I got into the car, he ran out of the community. I followed it in the car and asked the Celestial Doll, "Why didn't you feel it this time?"

The Celestial Doll said: "It seems that Pippi's sense is more sensitive than mine, and I have a vague feeling now."

"Where is the drop?"

"Not sure, follow Pippi and call Ao Guang."

"Yes!" I hurriedly called Ao Guang, and the old Dragon King hurriedly asked, "Where should I meet you?"

"Come out of the park and go north!" Pippi ran fast, and the approximate direction was north of the park.

After more than ten minutes, Pippi slowed down obviously, as if she couldn't run anymore, the Celestial Doll shouted: "Pippi get in the car!"

"You're not going to let it open, are you?"

The Heavenly Doll ignored me, and said again: "Pippi, you are in command."

Pippi squatted on the co-pilot, pointed at the intersection ahead with his paw, and then turned left...

Tianjie Doll said: "Turn left at the intersection ahead!"

"I don't need you to tell me to understand!" Unexpectedly, Pippi still has this ability.

I directed Ao Guang while driving, and after 10 minutes, I found that we made a circle along Huancheng Road, Chengjian Road and Xinxing Street...

I patted Pippi on the head and said, "You bastard, where are you taking us?"

Pippi jumped out of the window, I hurriedly got out of the car, but there was no one on the side of the road, and the car turned back into a paper shell, I picked it up and continued to run with Pippi.

Ao Guang was also dizzy at this time, and asked loudly, "Where are you?"

I didn't bother to answer, Pippi ran forward for a while, and stopped beside a temple, I looked up - Luzu Temple!Previously, there were several fork roads that could be reached here, but some of them were in the wrong direction, and some of them could not pass the car, so it was delayed for a long time.

I told Ao Guang the location, and Pippi yelled at Luzu Temple a few times. It would be midnight, and Luzu Temple had long been closed as a tourist attraction. The Tianjie Doll’s hand lit up, and the door inside creaked. , I was about to push the door open, when I heard someone in the sky yelled in a depressing and long way: "End-calf-child--"

With a thud, it fell to the ground.

I said with a chill in my heart: "It's broken, it's another Liu Xiaoliu!"

I ran in quickly. In the square surrounded by the temple, a person was lying on his side on the floor tiles, his body was still wriggling. I ran up three steps at a time and said cautiously, "You...are you okay?" I thought about going up Give him a hand.

The man raised his palm coldly: "Don't move!" Then he groaned, "Let me slow down for a while."

I walked around in front of him, and saw that this man had three strands of black beard floating on his chest, a high bun on his head, slender eyes, and he was around forty years old.

Seeing that he seemed to be all right, I knelt down and said, "Brother, who are you?"

The man moaned and said, "Brother... can we talk later? I... have broken bones."

I saw that it wasn't so, his body was lying on the ground in a very strange posture, his legs and feet were twisted out of shape, he knew how to learn from Liu Xiaoliu's experience, and didn't face down, but it was more troublesome, treating him like this Well, it's also paralyzed.

The man lay on the ground for a while, then suddenly rushed to the front hall and stretched out his hand, "Come on!"

On the main hall more than ten meters away from us, Lu Zu Lu Dongbin was five meters away. He also had three black beards, and he was smiling. Immediately attached to his body, I could only hear the voice of Gaba Gaba, and the body of this middle-aged man gradually returned to its original state.

"Thank God, fortunately, it fell on the door of my house, otherwise it would have been bad." The middle-aged man let out a long breath.

I was surprised: "You are Lu Dongbin?"

Lu Dongbin smiled slightly and said, "It's a pleasure to meet you, this little brother is not in a hurry when he sees me, and he seems to be a practitioner."

The Celestial Doll said: "This is Xiaoqiang, our agent of the Celestial Realm."

"No wonder, hehe, brother, you laugh at me like this."

I said: "I should have taken care of the eldest brother, but we are so slow."

Lu Dongbin said indifferently: "It's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. Brother Xiaoqiang, don't blame yourself."

I wondered: "Bingo was shot down too?"

Lu Dongbin said: "It's not entirely true. I saw that something was wrong, and I jumped down by myself."

The Heavenly Doll said: "Is the situation in the sky still not good?"

Lu Dongbin said: "It's not just bad, it's almost finished!"

I stepped forward and said, "Brother Bin, let me help you up first, can't we just talk like this?"

Lu Dongbin was still lying on the ground, his posture was extremely indecent, Lu Dongbin waved his hands and said, "Let me calm down again, it's good to talk like this."

"Hey, Cheng, as long as you think it's okay." No matter what you say, Lu Dongbin is also a great immortal who is admired by thousands of people. He can eat steamed buns with the poor in the slums, hug and kiss AIDS patients, but he will never let you see them belching and farting. Lu Dongbin is different. He has a kind of philistine spirit that makes people very kind.

I pointed to the hall curiously and said, "What happened just now?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Is this temple of yours old?"

I said, "It seems to be hundreds of years old." It is almost impossible to test the date of the first construction of this Luzu Temple in our city. It has undergone several renovations in the middle. It is one of the famous scenic spots in the city. As far as it is concerned, it is basically all reinforced concrete.

Lu Dongbin said: "That's right. I used to go to the lower realms often. Sometimes I would store the excess mana in the Luzu Temple. When I come back to the world next time, I will inevitably save it. Isn't this useful?"

I smiled and said, "Bingo has a sense of savings."

Lu Dongbin propped himself up joint by joint, clapped his hands and nodded to Lu Zuxiang in the main hall, "Thank you myself!"

I:"……"

At this time, Ao Guang arrived with the Four Heavenly Kings, and a group of people moved the inflatable cushion in. I waved and said, "No need."

When Ao Guang saw Lu Dongbin, he asked, "It's you?"

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "It's you, you old man!"

Ao Guang said solemnly: "Speak politely!"

Lu Dongbin didn't take it seriously and said, "Isn't our cultivator just looking for an 'old and immortal'? How can I offend you?"

Ao Guangdao: "I'm an immortal with a registered immortal record, different from loose immortals like you!"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "Yes, the old Dragon King loves to look down on people."

Ao Guang snorted and said, "If I had known it was you, I would not have bothered to come."

I quietly asked the Celestial Doll: "Is there a festival between these two?"

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Isn't it because of Ao Bing? Back then, the Eight Immortals and Ao Bing were at odds with each other. Otherwise, why did the Eight Immortals 'cross' the sea?"

I said to Ao Guang: "I'm not talking about you, you guys have a problem with the way you educate your children!" Ao Bing came out of the East China Sea, and the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea didn't worry about it. He set fire to Ye Mingzhu and was finally killed It was assigned to Tang Seng as a horse to ride, and it was the famous White Dragon Horse.

Ao Guang stomped his feet angrily and said: "Let's go!" He ignored Lu Dongbin and returned back the same way with the Four Heavenly Kings.

Lu Dongbin smiled and said: "The old guy is still so tempered, and he holds grudges."

I asked him: "Brother Bin, you said you came down by yourself, what happened?"

Lu Dongbin looked serious and said, "By the way, Nezha is with you, right?"

"Yes."

"Go, let's talk after seeing him!"

I saw that he seemed to be in a hurry, so I hurriedly asked Tianjie Doll to get out of the car and galloped home.

Along the way, Lu Dongbin looked at the scenery outside the window and said with emotion: "The last time I went back to the lower world, it seemed that it was the Ming Dynasty, and the lives of ordinary people were very different from those in the Tang and Song Dynasties. Are you less able?"

I said, "Don't you want to meet Nezha? Let him explain it to you using physics."

When we got home, I clapped my hands and stomped my feet in the corridor to turn on the voice-activated lights one by one. Lu Dongbin asked in surprise, "Xiaoqiang also has some mana?"

"No, this is a new technology invented by humans."

"Okay, okay, not bad." Lu Dongbin first praised the voice control technology in the world.

Zhao Qianqian had already left, and Nezha probably put away his head and arms when he heard someone opened the door—there were books all around him.

When Lu Dongbin saw Nezha, he said, "Third Prince, why are you still lingering in the world?"

Nezha asked, "You are?"

I was surprised and said, "You don't even know each other?"

Lu Dongbin said, "It's normal that he doesn't know me. I'm a wild crane like me who won't be on the stage."

I introduced Nezha, "This is brother Lu Dongbinbing."

Nezha blushed and said, "I've heard about Brother Lu's name for a long time, but I haven't seen it much."

Lu Dongbin didn't care and said, "It's okay, I'm here to give you a message."

"What's wrong?" Nezha's expression became serious.

Lu Dongbin said succinctly: "The situation at the top is getting worse. In the past, our soldiers in the heavens could barely handle it, but now there is a black killer in the devil world. He is very good at marksmanship. God Erlang fought with him for [-] rounds, but he was defeated by him." He poked a hole in his arm."

"Erlang God won't fall, right?" I was in a hurry, if this guy is going to fall, he needs to be equipped with three-lens sunglasses...

"Not yet." Lu Dongbin said, "therefore the higher authorities urgently need you, Third Prince, to go back and meet the enemy, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous."

Nezha frowned and said, "In terms of martial arts, Yang Jian is a bit higher than me, so what can I do when I go back?"

Lu Dongbin said: "But Yang Jian doesn't have as many magic weapons as you, and the black killing god's real ability may not be that high, but there are so many magic weapons, and one of them is thrown out at every turn. Yang Jian is also dazzled, your father Li Jing analyzed it, and now Only you can turn the tide when you go back."

Nezha said anxiously: "Baby, brother Xiaoqiang, look at now..."

The Celestial Doll said: "We will find a way."

Lu Dongbin said: "Besides, I want to remind you that the magic weapon of the Black Killing God is infinitely powerful, but it seems that it is based on the number of ways in your Qiankun Circle Hun Tianling. Come up with a unique way."

Nezha transformed all eight arms, gnawed the dead flesh on his fingertips one by one, and said worriedly: "It seems that even if I go up, I may not have a chance of winning."

Lu Dongbin said: "Don't be too anxious, it seems that Wawa and Xiaoqiang will take time to send you back, so you should think about it carefully."

"Thank you Brother Lu for reminding me."

After Lu Dongbin explained what he wanted to explain, he began to feel around. He watched the TV and poked the glass, and said with emotion: "Oh, the world has really changed. It really shouldn't take so long to come down once. It's out of date."

I asked him: "Brother Bin, isn't it very difficult to descend to the realm of the gods?"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "That's the old Dragon King and his kind of immortals who are 'registered'. It's much easier for us to loose immortals. For example, I come down once every 200 years, and then go up after playing enough."

"Then how did you do it? Even Sanxian will lose mana in the lower realm, right?"

Lu Dongbin said: "Practice again, as long as you can become an immortal once, you can start from nothing and become an immortal for the second time. It's not that difficult to start all over again."

I was so impressed that I said: "Are you going to delete your account first, then fight monsters and upgrade until you become a top player?"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "I don't know what you're talking about, let it be."

"Then is it also related to the mana you stored in various temples?"

Lu Dongbin said: "It doesn't matter much. Once the temple is demolished, the magic power will be lost. I have lost a lot, and you must know that gods are not allowed to use magic power in the world, and I like to use small magic power to play tricks." world."

I remembered that there are many folk legends about Lu Dongbin punishing evil and promoting good, and it is really difficult to do these things without mana.Can't help asking: "Why can you use mana?"

Lu Dongbin said: "So I have to master a certain speed. When I have accumulated a little mana, I will stop practicing. I will practice again when I run out. When I want to go back to the sky, I will retreat and return to the heaven with all my strength. During this period, I will never use a single bit of mana."

I admired more and more: "This is taking advantage of legal loopholes!"

Lu Dongbin said cheerfully: "Scattered Immortals also have the benefits of Loose Immortals. A great god like Ao Guang doesn't understand the love and joy in the world."

(End of this chapter)