don't mess with me

Chapter 65 Typhoon
This day I got up as usual, and turned on the TV in a daze to watch the news. Liu Xiaoliu suddenly rushed out from the study, grabbed my vest and pulled it again: "Xiaoqiang, I got it, I got it !"

I was pulled so that my shoulders were half exposed, and I hurriedly said: "Calm down, what's wrong?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Finally someone asked me out again!"

I went to the computer and looked, and sure enough, someone sent a private message asking Liu Xiaoliu to come out to meet him, and the person was not ugly, he looked less than 30 years old, and the place was at the Xinxinxiangyin Cafe in this city. If you don't reply before 12 o'clock, he will make another appointment.

I clicked on the man's profile and looked at it. The occupation was written as a photographer, and his words were quite polite.

Liu Xiaoliu dragged me and said, "Quickly answer me!"

I asked her, "Do you like this person?" Photographer, speaking of it, is a good job, but wouldn't it be self-destructive for a photographer to find someone like Liu Xiaoliu?If you take a few more pictures of your girlfriend every day, you will no longer have the courage to pick up the camera, right?

Liu Xiaoliu said, "You'll know if you like it or not until you meet."

"Then I made an appointment for you?"

"Hurry up." Liu Xiaoliu couldn't wait.

I replied to the other party that we will meet at the cafe at 12 o'clock, and it didn't take long for the other party to reply, and the date was finalized.

Because of the lessons learned from the past, Lu Dongbin decided to go with me this time. We arrived at the entrance of the cafe at 11:[-], and Liu Xiaoliu got out of the car when the door opened.

I grabbed her and said, "How can a girl arrive early? You can go in at 12:10."

"Can't wait anymore!" Liu Xiaoliu escaped from my clutches with the tactical steps of the special police when rescuing the hostages.

Lu Dongbin and I had no choice but to follow her in. Liu Xiaoliu sat in the first card room as agreed, and Lu Dongbin and I sat in the hall where we could see her.

I ordered two cups of tea furtively, and glanced here and there at the card room. Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "Why are we like stalking? It's too serious, isn't it?"

I said, "Someone actually asks Liu Xiaoliu out, you have to be on your guard!"

Lu Dongbin wondered, "Why?"

"If you saw Liu Xiaoliu growing up like this, would you have sex with her?"

Lu Dongbin waved his hand and said: "Isn't there a saying in Buddhism? The appearance is all illusion. After three or fifty years, the peerless beauty will become a wrinkled white-haired old woman. A clean heart is better than anything else. With a knife, femme fatales are the most worthy of the world's vigilance!"

"Don't talk nonsense, just say you're looking for something like this?"

Lu Dongbin said simply: "I won't look for it!"

"Then it's over? If there is such a strong taste in the whole country, I can barely believe it, but we are a third-tier city, and the person who took the initiative to ask Liu Xiaoliu out may be the same as the one who wanted to kidnap me that day. Woolen cloth?"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "You are also a shadow of a snake."

I looked at my watch, it was almost 12 o'clock, but there was no sign of the other party, I murmured: "If that man doesn't come, the sixth princess should throw the plate again."

At this moment, a gentle-looking young man walked into the cafe, glanced left and right, and then walked into the card room. It was the person on the dating website.

I breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God, people are here."

Lu Dongbin asked suspiciously, "That man doesn't look lame or stupid, how can he be so good?"

I pointed at him and said, "Didn't you say that the human body is just a stinky skin?"

Lu Dongbin waved his hand: "That is to deceive the common people. If I don't care about the stinky skin, I will spend hundreds of dollars on a Mohawk head?"

I laughed and said, "Isn't it a sign of immaturity for a man after the age of 30 to be unable to tell the difference between sloppy and sloppy?"

The gentle young man walked into the card room and exchanged a few words with Liu Xiaoliu, then sat down, ordered something, chatted, everything looked no different from the ordinary blind date procedure.Neither too hot nor too cold.

At this time, Tianjie Doll said: "There must be something wrong with this person."

Lu Dongbin and I asked together: "What's wrong?"

Tianjie Doll said: "To be able to face Liu Xiaoliu so calmly, I must have practiced beforehand."

I said, "I've seen the photos before."

The Celestial Doll said: "It's not right anyway!"

At this moment, two young men were hiding outside the door of Liu Xiaoliu's card room. These two people stabbed me and patted you, with smirks on their faces, then took out their cameras and stood Liu Xiaoliu pressed the shutter button at her in a corner where he couldn't see.

Lu Dongbin and I looked at each other: Sure enough, we were guessed by the Tianjie Doll, although we don't know what the other party is up to, but we have no good intentions.

Lu Dongbin said: "I'm going to use a trick to turn the things in their hands into poisonous snakes!"

I said angrily: "The poisonous snake is too ruthless—it turns into poop!"

Before Lu Dongbin could show his skills, a tall figure had already stood behind those two people, and said sharply, "What are you doing?"

One of the skinny people was so frightened that his camera dropped to the ground with a trembling hand, and the other fatter one was also taken aback, and then quibbled, "What's none of your business?"

Liu Xiaoliu poked his head out and said, "What's the matter, hey, it's you?" It turned out that the last tall guy was actually Lin Hai.

I was also surprised and said, "Team Lin, why are you here?"

"Uh..." Lin Hai scratched his head and said, "Just passing by."

I said, "You're not following us, are you?"

Lin Hai said sternly: "It's protection! The kidnapping case is not over yet, I'm afraid that someone will harm you." He didn't wait for me to ask, he grabbed the skinny one and the fat one with one hand and said, "Are you intending to harm this young lady? "

The thin man struggled hard, but couldn't break free from the iron grip of the captain of the criminal police team. He said with a bitter face, "We just wanted to play a joke on her."

The fat man also said, "Is it illegal to take pictures?"

I said seriously: "That depends on how you take the photos, Mr. Chen must be immoral!"

The gentle young man opposite Liu Xiaoliu slowly stood up and said awkwardly, "These two...are my friends."

Liu Xiaoliu asked in astonishment: "Your friend?" Then she seemed to understand something, so she didn't say any more.

The gentle young man blushed and turned pale and said: "The three of us made a bet, and whoever loses will ask this lady out. The two of them want to take a photo to make fun of me..."

I slapped the table hard and shouted, "You fucking bastard!"

Lin Hai also instantly understood what was going on, and said angrily: "Your behavior is very bad, very disgusting, you know?"

The thin man and the gentle young man didn't say anything, but the fat man said unconvinced: "What are you doing? How do you know that I'm taking pictures of this woman? Can't I take pictures of scenes?"

Lin Hai stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the camera!"

The fat man straightened his neck and said, "Why should I give it to you?"

Lin Hai took out his police officer ID and said, "I'm from the criminal police team. Now I suspect that you are related to the gun attack on the police a few days ago. Follow me back for investigation!"

The fat man's face turned green immediately: "With a gun? Assaulting the police? Brother, I'm just playing with a camera. I'm a member of the Photography Association of our city."

Lin Hai said angrily, "Scum like you can enter the Photography Association?"

The fat man took out a certificate and said, "I have proof."

Lin Hai didn't even look at it and said, "Okay, let me repeat, I now suspect that you are illegally disseminating obscene and anti-government content, follow me back for investigation!"

The fat man cried: "Can I delete all my stuff here?"

Lin Hai said with a straight face: "Do you still want to destroy the criminal evidence?"

Fatty didn’t delete it, it didn’t mean he didn’t delete it, he was suddenly blessed, he grabbed Liu Xiaoliu’s hand and said, “Sister, I was wrong, can I apologize to you?”

Liu Xiaoliu pulled out her hand and said calmly, "Let's go." She said to the gentle young man, "In the future, if you make a bet with someone like this, tell me clearly, and I will stand there and take pictures for you."

The gentle young man was ashamed and waved his hands: "Go, go."

Lin Hai stared and said, "Just go like this?"

The fat man and the thin man hurriedly deleted all the photos of Liu Xiaoliu from the camera, and fled in embarrassment.

Lin Hai said to Liu Xiaoliu: "Miss Liu, don't be as knowledgeable as this kind of person."

Liu Xiaoliu said indifferently: "It's nothing, even if you look like this, you are not allowed to be photographed? I can't do that when my father is on stage."

Lu Dongbin didn't know much about the functions of the camera, so he asked me in a low voice, "Is there any explanation for that thing?"

I said, "It's just a quick copy, it can draw what you look like."

"Oh." Lu Dongbin still didn't understand.

Liu Xiaoliu felt lost and said, "If only I had photos from before, I almost forgot what I looked like before."

I asked Lin Hai, "Are you really here to protect us?"

Lin Hai smiled and said: "Of course not, I was passing by, but I happened to see you coming in, so I came over to say hello, I didn't expect to meet so many scumbags."

"Team Lin doesn't seem very busy, why don't you sit down and have a cup of tea?"

Lin Hai shook his hands and said, "Okay, such a chance to relax is really rare, I'm treating you today." He beckoned to the waiter, "Give me three glasses..." Before he could finish speaking, the phone rang suddenly, and Lin Hai glanced at it He called, and said with a wry smile, "It seems that today will not happen again." He picked up the phone, and the person on the other side shouted in a voice that we could almost hear: "Team Lin, something serious happened!"

Lin Haidao: "Did the kidnappers show up last time?"

"No, come quickly, the seafood street has been blown away."

Lin Hai said speechlessly: "What do you mean, let's talk about it after sorting it out. Did you just graduate?"

The person over there said anxiously: "This is the situation—the seafood street has been blown away."

Lin Hai still couldn't figure it out: "Is there a typhoon here?"

The man was even more anxious: "No, there was a person who took a sword, and then the wind blew up, and then the whole seafood street was blown away."

"Did you drink too much?" Lin Hai's face was not very good-looking.

The phone was taken by another man, who was obviously older, and said: "Captain Lin, what Xiao Cui said is the truth. According to the local people, a young man came to the seafood street with a sword. He waved the sword The wind picked up, and now dozens of seafood stalls here have been blown away."

Lin Hai frowned and said, "Have you asked someone else?"

"I asked, and the witnesses said so."

"I'll be there right away!" Lin Hai hung up the phone and murmured, still with a scratchy expression on his face, "Are you breaking into a cult or a pyramid scheme?"

But Lu Dongbin and I exchanged glances—could it be the demons?
The Heavenly Doll shouted: "They are using Mo Liqing's sword!"

I walked to the corner and whispered, "How do you know?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "Didn't Mo Liqing lose his sword when he went down to the realm? He is the god in charge of the wind, so his sword can blow the wind!"

Lin Hai said to me: "Xiaoqiang, I can't treat you to tea today, I have to show up quickly."

I said, "I'll go with you!"

"What are you going to do?"

I chuckled and said, "Who isn't curious about this?"

"If you go, you won't be able to enter the scene!"

"Aren't you our friend?"

Lin Hai said helplessly, "Then go quickly."

I got in the car and followed him, and the Celestial Doll said, "Call the Four Heavenly Kings quickly."

Lin Hai drove the car very fast, I didn't care about what to say, I just asked Ao Guang to take Mo Liqing to the seafood street.

Seafood Street is not a place to eat seafood, but a place to sell seafood. We don’t rely on the sea. In the past, we only had river fish to eat. Now that transportation is developed, there is basically everything here. Rich people eat seafood and go to hotels, and ordinary people want to satisfy their hunger. Just go to the seafood street to buy it and make it yourself. The price here is affordable and the quantity is plentiful, forming a large trading market.

When we arrived at the place, the police had cordoned off the neighborhood, but from a long distance, we could still see that the former bustling greenhouse market was now a mess, with water stains and collapsed shelves everywhere, and the fishy smell peculiar to aquatic products was pungent. come.

When the police saw Lin Hai coming, they hurriedly assigned a few people to introduce the situation. I followed behind and listened with pricked ears. The police saw that we were together, so they ignored me.

Lin Hai asked a policeman about his age, "What's going on?"

The policeman also said with a misty expression: "I can't tell, let him tell you." He pointed to a 50-year-old man in half-leg pants, a straw hat, and a fishy smell all over his body. It was probably the merchant in the shed. There was no fear on his face, but he was a little excited because he became the focus. The policeman said to him: "This is our leader. Please tell me what you saw."

The old man said excitedly: "It was about one o'clock. We were doing business. A young man came to the intersection with a sword in his hand. At first we didn't pay attention to it. Some people went up to ask him if he wanted to buy seafood, but the result was that When Housheng swung his sword, we felt a strong wind blowing from behind him, and we couldn't stand up. We thought it was a wind, but he swung his sword twice, and our greenhouse began to collapse. Everyone was afraid. After being crushed to death, they all ran out, and then it became like this.”

Lin Haidao: "Is anyone injured?"

The old man said: "A few people who were greedy for money and desperate for their lives got their heads smashed, but it's not serious."

"Is that young man from your country?"

"No."

"No one knows him either?"

"No, never seen it before."

Lin Hai said solemnly: "You see clearly, he is holding a sword in his hand?"

The old man said: "I see it clearly, it's a sword, similar to the one my old man used to do morning exercises."

Lin Hai chatted with other policemen in a low voice, and a policeman came over and said to the old man: "Master, you can't tell others about this anymore, what you are encountering is ordinary windy weather, don't talk about someone holding a sword It's gone."

The old man stubbornly said: "I am so old, can I be wrong? It is obviously that young man who did it."

The policeman said with a heavy tone: "If you say that again, you are promoting feudal superstition, and you will be held accountable."

The old man was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Don't talk, don't talk—" Then he whispered, "Obviously he did it, holding a sword, just like Lu Dongbin in the temple."

Lu Dongbin said: "Hey, why did you include me?"

I hurriedly said: "Don't worry about it like him, we all know that you have proof of your alibi."

There was a policeman at the scene holding a camera and clicking and clicking to shoot the scene of the destruction. Seeing this, Lu Dongbin also took out a camera, leaned up to him and said, "This man, you can teach me too."

The policeman frowned and said, "Where are you from, don't interfere with my official duties."

I hurriedly pulled Lu Dongbin aside and asked him, "Brother Bin, where did you get your camera?"

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "Do you still remember that fat man in the teahouse?"

"It's the sneak shot of Xiao Liu? Remember, what's wrong?"

Lu Dongbin said: "I dropped the bag when he installed the camera—he pretended to take away the ashtray from the teahouse."

(End of this chapter)