don't mess with me

Chapter 77 The Yellow Wind Monster

Zhao Qianqian gave me a reproachful look and said, "Who said I'm delicate, you don't know how much it hurt just now."

There were two lines of black water hanging on Zhao Qianqian's cheeks. It seemed that a lot of sand had been washed out. Several students were also receiving treatment in the same consulting room. It seemed that nothing serious happened, but the smell in the consulting room became stronger.

I sniffled and said, "What's this smell like?"

Zhao Qianqian frowned and said, "It's like this after being blown by that wind." She sniffed the sleeves carefully, and said disgustedly, "Mom, I can't have this school uniform anymore."

Wang Fang smiled and said, "Then buy another set."

Lu Dongbin asked Zhao Qianqian: "What was the situation at that time? Why did the wind blow suddenly? Is there anyone else around?"

Zhao Qianqian said: "We are in physical education class, the wind is blowing from the playground, I don't see anyone else."

Lu Dongbin and I looked at each other again.

At this time, a handsome young man ran in at the door. It was Duan Shihong. He walked up to Zhao Qianqian and asked concerned: "Qianqian, are you okay?" The two men with blank expressions looked like bodyguards or drivers.

Zhao Qianqian said: "I'm fine." She pointed at Wang Fang and said, "This is my mother."

Duan Shihong said generously: "Hello, Auntie, I'll take you home later."

Wang Fang said politely: "Thank you, we can go by ourselves."

"Oh..." Duan Shihong was a little disappointed.

Zhao Qianqian covered her nose and smiled, "Stay away from me, you stink too."

Duan Shihong stood aside in embarrassment, Li Jing gave him a hard look.

Zhao Qianqian said, "Uncle Li, are you here too?"

Li Jing immediately put on a smiling face and said, "Yes, I heard that your eyes are injured, so I'll come and take a look." The subtext is very clear, this is the future husband caring about his daughter-in-law, if Zhao Qianqian is blind, Li Jing probably has to think about it consider……

Only then did Wang Fang ask me, "Who is this?"

I said, "This is Li Xiaozha's father."

Wang Fang wondered, "Why did Xiao Zha leave but his father came instead?"

"Uh...he's on a business trip."

Wang Fang said to Li Jing: "Mr. Li is not satisfied with the teaching environment here, why did you let Xiao Zha go back?"

Li Jing scratched his head and said, "He will definitely come back."

"Really?" Zhao Qianqian blurted out and asked.

We looked at Zhao Qianqian together, Zhao Qianqian blushed and said, "I mean we can go to school together again when he comes back."

Duan Shihong said: "In the future, I can accompany you to and from school." Children nowadays are so courageous, and when we meet parents who like girls, we are like a mouse meeting a cat. Very confident.

Li Jing said displeased: "You should leave by yourself in the future, don't come to see us Qianqian again."

Wang Fang looked at Li Jing wonderingly.Li Jing grinned at her, displaying the essence of "being approachable" to the fullest, and the atmosphere was very strange for a while.

Duan Shihong said without embarrassment: "Do you really not need me to send you off?"

Zhao Qianqian whispered: "You go first, see you tomorrow."

Duan Shihong said: "Isn't tomorrow a day off?"

Zhao Qianqian suddenly excitedly said: "Yes, the teacher asked us to observe at home for a day off." She laughed and said, "It seems that making a wish on a shooting star is still very accurate."

I said speechlessly: "Look at what the current education has forced the children into?"

Lu Dongbin Leng Ding said: "That's right, it's a shooting star!"

"Huh? What do you mean by Brother Bin?"

Lu Dongbin whispered: "The smell is so strange, it must not be Ao Bing!"

"You suspect...it has something to do with yesterday's meteor? Then let's go and see?"

"So much the better."

After Duan Shihong left, Wang Fang said: "If you have something to do, go and do it. This time I really trouble you."

Li Jing said: "Don't talk about two different families in one family." He said with a very humane look, "Don't be polite about anything in the future, how can we do without a man in the family?"

Wang Fang was stunned, and said lightly: "There is a man in my family."

At this time, I heard the high staring voice saying in the corridor: "Who hasn't seen a doctor yet?"

I trembled all over and said, "Run!"

Lu Dongbin wondered, "What's wrong with you?"

"Go out and talk to you guys!" I was afraid that if Gao Zhuang saw me, I would interrogate me about Lula and me. Besides, Nezha left too suddenly, and she would not be able to explain if she asked me.

When I left the hospital, I scolded Li Jing and said, "Brother Li, you really can't speak."

Li Jing said innocently: "What happened to me?"

"I told you a long time ago that this matter has to be taken slowly. Besides, there is a man in the family. Aren't you exposing scars?"

Li Jing said: "I don't care if she has a man, isn't her daughter still a man?"

The heavenly doll said leisurely: "You want to find a daughter-in-law, I'm afraid that Wang Fang will misunderstand that you want to seduce her now, then it's over."

Lu Dongbin slapped his head and said, "It's over, Wang Fang must think so."

Li Jing was funny and angrily said: "I hooked up with her? I am the king of Tota hooked up with a married woman?"

I said, "Brother Li, you are approachable!"

Li Jing murmured: "This is not something that is approachable..."

……

We decided to go to Zhao Qianqian's school to investigate the situation first. In the car, I asked Lu Dongbin, "Do you think Ao Bing didn't do what happened this time?"

Lu Dongbin said, "Didn't you smell that stench? It's evil. Ao Bing is a protoss, and the Qingfeng sword in his hand is also a divine weapon. There will never be such a smell."

When we arrived at No. [-] Middle School in the city, the students had already finished school. The third-year students had to make up classes, but because of an emergency during the day, they left school early. The electronic gates of the school were closed, and the porter disappeared.

The three of us jumped to the school sneakily along the wall, and I immediately covered my nose subconsciously—the whole school was filled with that familiar stench, and the smell became stronger as I walked in.According to Zhao Qianqian, the wind was blowing from the playground, and the smell became stronger when we walked through the teaching building to the playground.

The playground is surrounded by a plastic runway, and the center is sandy except for the football field. We can see that there is a concave surface in the center of the sand, and the surrounding area is full of sand. We can imagine that the wind was blowing from here , and then raised the sand to attract the eyes of many students, that is to say, the accident was indeed man-made.

Lu Dongbin rubbed the scattered sand grains with his feet and said, "Looking at the strength of the wind, it's not as good as Ao Bing."

Li Jing squatted on the ground, picked up a few grains of sand, put it on his nose and smelled it, and I asked him, "Brother Li, what did you smell?"

Li Jing frowned and said, "It stinks, like fart!"

I laughed and said, "You mean it's not wind but fart?"

Li Jing said: "I can't tell."

"Uh, can you tell me who has such a big ass?"

At this moment, a figure flashed on the balcony of the opposite teaching building. We didn't pay much attention to it at first, but the man seemed quite suspicious when he saw us, and immediately hid back.

Li Jing held the pagoda in his hand and shouted: "Who?"

The man poked his head out slowly, and said, "Who are you?" The yellow shirt, I knew that this person must have ghosts when I saw his attire, so he smiled and said: "Brother, come down and we will ask you something."

The little yellow man rolled his eyes and said, "Come up."

Lu Dongbin smiled and said, "Can you not run when I come up?"

The little yellow man also smiled and said, "Try it."

"Okay! Then I'll come up!" Lu Dongbin suddenly ran two quick steps and leaped into the air. He climbed up to the second floor by climbing on the railing. It was hard to tell that Brother Bin was still a master of lightness kung fu.

The little yellow man was taken aback, leaned forward, and jumped down on all fours. His behavior resembled some kind of animal, but he couldn't tell what it was.

Li Jing yelled sharply: "Monster, did you do what happened today?"

The little yellow man stood up on the runway and said, "So what?"

I pretended to ask casually: "What is your purpose for doing this?"

The little yellow man said: "I think this garden is not bad, it will be mine from now on, don't bother you, it's just a small warning during the day, if someone comes again, don't blame me for being rude."

Lu Dongbin jumped down from the downstairs and said, "Then let me see how you are impolite!" He rushed in front of the little yellow man, stretched out his hand to grab his shoulder, and the little yellow man grabbed Lu Dongbin's face with one hand , His nails are sharp and long, like five awls.

Lu Dongbin waved his palm to avoid his nails, and immediately kicked his right foot under his ribs. The little yellow man's expression changed drastically after being kicked: "Oh, I can do kung fu!" He turned his head and ran away, Li Jing and I left As soon as he pulls his leg to the right, he chases after him.

This little yellow man doesn't run very fast, but his body is extremely flexible, and he keeps running around on the playground. Several times, I almost grabbed his clothes and twisted him at critical moments. passed.

This guy led us half a circle on the playground, and didn't run anywhere else, when the Celestial Doll suddenly shouted: "Don't let him get close to the sandpit!"

It dawned on me instantly, but it was already too late, the little yellow man jumped to the opposite side of the sandpit, and said with a ferocious face: "Let you know how powerful I am!" He pursed his lips and blew into the sandpit , We only felt a strong wind blowing head-on, and the sand in the bunker was also swept by this wind, and the yellow dust was billowing for a while, and the most uncomfortable thing was the stench.

Lu Dongbin yelled "Not good" and pulled me away, but after all, people can't run against the wind. Seeing that we were about to be overwhelmed by the overwhelming yellow dust, Li Jing subconsciously raised the pagoda in his hand, and the thousands of yellow dust came up. Like a flood that had found a vent, they got into the pagoda together. Half a minute later, the surroundings were quiet again, only the little yellow man was left panting opposite the sandpit. He looked at Li Jing's pagoda with a look of surprise on his face, and suddenly He blurted out, "Li Jing?"

Li Jing also said at the same time: "Yellow wind monster?"

Huang Feng was shocked, this time he escaped with his life, we didn't care to say more and continued to chase behind, seeing that there was a nearly 3 meter high wall in front of him and he had nowhere to go, this guy suddenly shrank into a body The group got out from the middle of the hollow brick in the center of the wall!

When Lu Dongbin jumped onto the wall and looked around again, the Yellow Wind Monster had disappeared.

Lu Dongbin said angrily, "It's a step too late!"

I went up and roughly measured the hollow bricks with my hands. It was almost a small hole about the size of a palm. The yellow wind monster escaped from this small hole. I couldn't believe it: "This guy is really big enough!" Soft!"

Li Jing said: "The Yellow Wind Monster was originally like this."

I said, "Who is the Yellow Wind Monster?"

Tianjie doll said: "Have you seen "Journey to the West"?"

"Seen."

"It's the one that blows the yellow wind, which dazzles Sun Wukong's eyes."

"Oh, I have a little impression."

Li Jing said: "This yellow wind monster was originally a yellow-haired mink at the foot of Lingshan Mountain."

Tianjie Doll explained to me: "It's a weasel."

I remembered right away—this guy really does act like a big rat.

Li Jing continued: "Because he stole the oil of the Buddhist lamp to become a essence, he was subdued by Lingji Bodhisattva for misfortune on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures from Tang Sanzang, and he has been imprisoned in the Heavenly Prison. How did he appear here?"

Tianjie Doll continued to explain to me: "The Heavenly Prison is the number one prison in the Heaven Realm."

Lu Dongbin said worriedly: "It seems that the demons have captured the Heavenly Prison and released many demons and goblins. The purpose is to make them come against us."

I hurriedly said: "These are not important, the important thing is why do they still have mana?" I don't believe that Huang Fengguai can blow out the sandpit just by blowing with his mouth-now the sandpit has become a pit, and the sand is completely empty. It was taken over by Li Jing's tower.

Lu Dongbin said: "I'm afraid it's not as simple as magic power. This weasel is the best at farting, and it will be even more powerful when it becomes a spirit. Besides, these monsters are the best among monsters. They may not be able to learn from me. They will continue to practice after they come to the world."

I was surprised: "Fart from your mouth?"

We looked at Li Jing together—this elder brother guessed right, it was indeed a fart, and he held it in his hand and smelled it for a long time!
(End of this chapter)