don't mess with me

Chapter 83
When it said this, we suddenly realized: Molishou does have a snake.

I said, "I'm afraid he might not be willing." The purple gold dragon is the magic weapon that Molishou relies on for survival. Using it to lure yellow wind monsters is a bit like real estate developers using land approval documents as bait to help the police catch thieves...

Li Jing said: "I'll go and tell him."

Li Jing walked up to Mo Lishou, and the two murmured for a long time, Mo Lishou really looked unhappy, but finally put the snake on the ground.

Li Jing waved at us: "Follow the snake!"

The snake hesitated as soon as it landed, and walked along the path between the garbage dumps. We followed after a certain distance, and went around twice like this, but there was still no movement.

I was discouraged and said, "Otherwise, just accept it."

At this moment, someone suddenly shook on a rubbish dump obliquely in front of us, and Lu Dongbin hurriedly signaled us to keep silent.

The man on the rubbish heap had eyes shining, he licked his mouth, and suddenly jumped down, still on all fours, and as soon as he poked his neck, he bit the Zijinlong's seven inches, it was the Yellow Wind Monster.

Lu Dongbin was faster than him, and kicked him on the shoulder with a flying kick. The Yellow Wind Monster was extremely vigilant, and crawled back to the rubbish dump, saying coldly: "It's you again!"

Li Jing dragged the pagoda and shouted: "Quickly show your original shape, I will protect you from death."

Huang Feng laughed strangely and said: "What a majesty Li Tianwang was when he was in the sky, but I'm afraid your magic weapon can't accept me now, right?" It turns out that he has discovered our secret.

Lu Dongbin said: "There's me!" He jumped forward, and the Yellow Wind Monster jumped onto another garbage dump in an instant, sucking his mouth and blowing at our feet. It is a big garbage dump, and the things that come with the wind can be described as various: fruit peels, confetti, bottles and cans, broken glass, and some pastes that are so rotten that they cannot be seen. The stench, the smell alone can make people fall, Lu Dongbin was almost knocked down by the wind of garbage, and hurriedly jumped to hide behind Li Jing.

Li Jing held up the Eight Treasures Linglong Pagoda to take away all the messy things, feeling distressed at the same time.No matter how rich people are, they will not use BMW and Mercedes-Benz to hold garbage. His pagoda is too salty this time.

Seeing that he couldn't succeed in the front, Huang Feng dwarfed and disappeared behind the rubbish dump. He only heard the rustling of footsteps, and suddenly came up behind us to attack again. It was too late for me to hide behind Li Jing. With all kinds of rubbish about to bury me, Tianjie Doll shouted: "Leopard head and blue eyes!"

I didn't understand what it said for a while, Zhang Fei with leopard head and ring eyes, Sun Quan with blond hair and blue eyes, who is this leopard head and blue eyes?It is impossible for these two to have children—but I think the Celestial Doll has always been right in its ten words, probably this is its newly developed method to deal with the yellow wind monster—to overwhelm each other in terms of momentum, so I did it with my arms akimbo. He glared at the yellow wind monster with angry eyes and cross eyebrows.The leopard head is not easy to imitate, and the blue eyes are not born with it, but I feel the spirit. My stare is really a symbol of Zhang Fei's fierceness and Sun Quan's prestige!

Lu Dongbin saw that the situation was not good, so he grabbed Li Jing and lifted him to the front. The garbage wind was collected into the pagoda at a critical moment!

The Heavenly Doll said loudly: "Xiaoqiang, are you looking for death? Why don't you hide?"

I wondered, "Didn't you tell me 'leopard head and blue eyes'?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "I'll let you hug your head and close your eyes!"

Even without subtitles, I knew right away that I was wrong...

Relying on the convenience of the terrain, the Yellow Wind Monster keeps switching positions behind the garbage dump. His stinky wind also blows here and there. Although Li Jing is very busy, we are also turned around. It seems that there are too many of us in the scene. But in fact, we are surrounded by several mountains of garbage!

At this time, the yellow dust was floating in the air, and all kinds of lightly broken garbage swayed with the wind. Not only did we gradually have difficulty breathing, but also the visibility became smaller and smaller.

Ao Guang anxiously said outside: "Hey, how are you doing?"

"Can you still see us?" I asked.

"I can't see it!"

I broke down and said, "Then what do you say about us?"

Ao Guang rubbed his hands together and said, "Then how can I help you?"

The Heavenly Doll said: "Old Dragon King, can you let it rain for a while?"

Ao Guang was stunned and said, "I don't have mana."

Tianjie doll said: "Don't you still have the 50 emotion coins I gave you last time?"

Ao Guangdao: "What should I do if the thunder is attracted?"

Tianjie Doll said: "It doesn't need to be too big, just a little bit is fine."

"let me try."

Then I vaguely saw him pick up a small stick on the ground and poke it in the nose. I felt bad and said, "What do you want to do?"

"Ah-choo!" Before I could finish asking, Ao Guang sneezed out, but he sneezed at us on purpose, and as he sneezed, countless fine droplets of water poured over and landed on the ground with a crackling sound. On the various garbage dumps, we were also drenched in water.I looked down with my hands up, and said with goosebumps all over my body, "This is too disgusting."

The Heavenly Realm Doll said: "Being drenched in snot is better than being hit by garbage, so just bear with it."

The garbage piles around were poured with water, and the dust was immediately stopped, and there were no more things flying around.Only then did we realize that the Yellow Wind Monster was standing diagonally across from us, puffing out his cheeks and puffing.

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "It depends on where you go this time."

The yellow wind monster was taken aback, turned around and rushed out, just in time to meet the magic ceremony sea standing outside.Mo Lihai waved his pipa and shouted, "Go back!"

The yellow wind monster turned and ran away, but met Mo Lihong next to him.Moli Hong Lengding opened the big umbrella in his hand, and with a bang, pushed the Yellow Wind Monster somersaults.The yellow wind monster landed on all fours, scurrying across the rubbish pile, with despair in its eyes.Lu Dongbin and Li Jing surrounded him one by one on the left and one on the right, Huang Feng sucked his stomach violently, opened his mouth wide, and blew out a violent gust of wind.A piece of glass on the ground suddenly lifted into the air and shaved towards me with a strong wind.Just as I wanted to hide, the glass cracked into countless glass shards with a "snap".I felt a chill in my heart, I'm afraid I'll be seriously injured if I hug my head and close my eyes this time.At this moment, I felt my feet go limp, and my body suddenly fell, and then I heard a crackling above my head, and countless glass shards pierced deeply to the place where I was standing just now.I was baffled, just as I was about to struggle, I heard a female voice next to my ear say: "Don't move, it's me." The voice was Bai Jin'er.It turned out that she had arrived here at some point, dug a hole under my feet in an instant, trapped me in it, and only then was I freed.

The Yellow Wind Monster was running around on the rubbish dump, trying to break through but was always blocked by the Four Heavenly Kings, and his smelly wind was useless.I had no choice but to stretch out my slender nails and start a hand-to-hand fight with Lu Dongbin.

Lu Dongbin made a formula with his hands, clasped the two paws of the Yellow Wind Monster together, and then shouted at Li Jing: "Go on."

He pushed the yellow wind monster on the back with his palm, and threw the yellow wind monster towards Li Jing.The body of the yellow wind monster became smaller in the air, like a thing.With sharp eyes and quick hands, Li Jing held the pagoda in front of him.The Yellow Wind Monster slipped and was sucked into the tower.

I looked at this scene a little dizzy, wiped off my sweat, and said, "Catch it now."

Li Jing said triumphantly, "I can't run away."

I let out a long breath, and said, "To catch such a thing, it depends on all of us desperately."

I pulled Bai Jin'er out of the pit, and said in fear: "It was really thanks to you just now."

Bai Jin'er smiled sweetly and said, "You're welcome."

In terms of digging skills, Bai Jin'er is truly unprecedented, but fortunately, this is on a garbage dump, and our feet are empty.Otherwise, I'm afraid she won't have time to dig a big hole in an instant.It's just that my whole body is not only soaked, but also covered with all kinds of dirty things.I raised my sleeves and said, "I really want to give up this stinky body."

Although Bai Jin'er drilled holes with me, her white dress was clean.We celebrated a little, and Li Jing said with relief: "After all, the evil can't prevail against the good. The four demon stars are finally all settled."

I squeezed my nose and said, "Don't be so pissed, go home and take a shower." Then he glared at Ao Guang and said, "If you can't sneeze, are you going to pee on us?"

Ao Guang gave a rare grin, "I'm the original ecology, it's better than acid rain."

We went home in two groups as usual. As soon as I entered the house, I took off all my clothes at the door of the bathroom, and got in to wash them.After using half a can of body wash, finally smelling like a normal person who hasn't showered in a week...

After everyone lined up to take a shower, I leaned in front of Li Jing's pagoda and asked curiously, "Is it true that the guy can't escape if he's locked inside?"

Li Jing snorted and said, "I am a god. No one has ever been able to escape from it."

I said, "Where is Monkey King?"

Li Jing immediately ignored me.

I was a little worried again and said, "Your stuff will not be leaked when it's full."

Li Jing's tower at least sucked in half of the garbage from the garbage disposal site.I'm afraid my house will become a heap of rubbish too.

Lu Dongbin said: "You don't have to worry about this. The concept of space in Li Tianwang's Linglong Pagoda is different from what you think."

At this time, Zhao Qianqian shouted excitedly from the balcony on the second floor: "Wow, there are so many shooting stars! I hope I can take another month off."

Lu Dongbin laughed and said, "What is this little girl calling again?"

But right away we realized something wasn't right - shooting stars?
Frightened, I turned my head and looked out the window, only to see more than a dozen bright lights flashing across the sky with their long tails in the calm night sky, and fell straight to the ground.

Several of us looked at each other in blank dismay, terrified and speechless.I said faintly, "I hope this is really a meteor shower."

Lu Dongbin smiled bitterly and said, "Don't worry. Heaven doesn't always follow people's wishes."

I frantically said, "Bingge, you really know how to say auspicious words."

At this moment, Tianjie Doll was a little surprised and said, "Huh? I received two hundred emotional coins."

I wondered, "Where did it come from?"

Our TV and computer are not turned on now, which means that it cannot be the "final payment" for my novel or program.The Celestial Doll asked, "What's behind us?"

I turned my head, and Li Jing was behind me.I said, "Behind us is Li Xiaozha's father."

The Heavenly Doll said: "I feel like I came here."

I asked Li Jing, "Brother Li, what kind of mental journey do you have?"

Li Jing spread his hands and said he didn't know.The Celestial Doll said loudly: "In the tower. The emotional currency comes from the tower."

Li Jing said blankly: "In the tower? There is nothing in the tower except the yellow wind monster."

I said, "What's going on?"

A group of people gathered around the tower, all curious.Bai Jin'er asked Li Jing, "Father, will ordinary people lose mana when they enter your tower?"

Li Jing said: "It should be. Otherwise, monsters with slightly stronger mana, wouldn't they just change into something and run away."

I said, "What about Monkey King?"

Li Jing pretended not to hear.

Bai Jin'er tentatively asked: "Is this the case? After the Yellow Wind Monster was taken into the tower of the adoptive father, mana was automatically converted into emotional currency, which was taken away by the baby."

Tianjie Doll said: "I think what Bai Jin'er said is quite right."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "In this case, it's not a bad thing for us to see those demon stars come down. Every time we catch one, we will be charged a sum of emotion coins."

Lu Dongbin said worriedly: "It's easy to say, but let's think about it, it took us a lot of effort just to catch a yellow wind monster. We suffer because we can't use mana as we like. And those monsters The clan is the opposite. This fight is not easy."

I sighed and said, "It's a pity that the one who can beat the most is gone, and only us half-baked two hundred and five are left."

Lu Dongbin laughed awkwardly, and said, "Don't say that. In terms of kung fu, I can barely do it."

I put my hands on the window sill and looked at the sky outside helplessly. Most of the demon stars had fallen to a very low place.No matter from which point of view, they are our enemies.Excluding fine ghosts and clever worms who specialize in making soy sauce, they are also stronger than the yellow wind monster.

We have a long way to go.We only have defensive weapons.We're lively and quick-witted, we're cute and smart.We vowed to bring down Gargamel and his Azimao—we have changed from advocating for the sky to fighting against the grassroots.

Soon I received a call from Lao Yan and Liu Lao Liu. The two old men appeared as preoccupied old superiors. In addition to confirming the landing of the demon star, they also said some empty and tasteless words aimed at boosting morale. Depressed words.

In the end, I told them about the new harvest of Tianjie Doll.This is what really surprised the two old guys.

Liu Laoliu said with a grin, "Challenges are opportunities. I believe Xiaoqiang, you will be able to turn crises into motivation."

Although I couldn't see his appearance, I could feel his hand grabbing vigorously in the air, and the old guy cheered himself up, "Go and catch those monsters."

I was deeply encouraged, my blood boiled, and I said to him full of emotion: "Bah!"

(End of this chapter)