don't mess with me

Chapter 88 The Weird Scene

After saying goodbye to Lula, I was in a hurry to go home. In the past few days, "My Wife is Sadako" has written the first key point.The female Taoist priest has already identified herself, and she is fighting against Sadako.Although Xiaoqiang No. [-] knew that she had good intentions, he couldn't bear her to hurt Zhenzi, and he didn't want Zhenzi to do anything to the female Taoist priest.A man is surrounded by two women, in a dilemma.

At this time, Xiaotian Quan suddenly sniffed, looking very restless.

"What did you find again?" I opened the car door, but Xiao Tiangou spun around on the seat twice and never got out of the car.

When I got home, I saw Lu Dongbin and Li Jing sitting relatively silently with a pot of tea in the living room.I wondered, "What are we talking about?"

Lu Dongbin said, "We are discussing future plans."

Lu Dongbin told me directly: "We think what Liu Laoliu said is right. At present, the group of demons descending to the realm is both a challenge and an opportunity. They probably haven't expected the role of Li Tianwang's pagoda. Since we can sit and collect emotional coins, then we will Work harder and throw all the monsters that are useful to us into the Linglong Tower. As long as there are enough emotional coins, it is equivalent to having a solid backing. If someone falls in the future, we will directly send him up. This is tantamount to The demon clan is pulling out their salaries from the bottom of the pot. It will not only allow them to be cautious and dare not throw people down to harm the world, but also encourage the soldiers of the heavens."

I spread my hands and said, "The method is simple, but we have to have that ability. I think we can do well in catching weasels. Deer, sheep, and these large animals need professionals."

Lu Dongbin chuckled and said, "Get over it. Where are there so many professionals?"

Li Jing lowered his voice and said, "Don't reveal what we said in front of Bai Jin'er. To be honest, I can't trust her."

I said, "She saved my life."

Lu Dongbin said: "It's better to be careful in everything."

"You guys are not very kind, are you?" Liu Xiaoliu said standing at the door of the study.

Li Jing said embarrassingly: "The sixth princess can't trust people too easily. Bai Jin'er did not change her evil nature back then, preventing Tang Monk from learning Buddhist scriptures. Later, she has been serving her sentence in the Heavenly Prison. Why did her temperament change so much?"

Liu Xiaoliu said with a straight face: "You failed to be a father, and you still failed to be a godfather. Bai Jin'er begged you to be her adoptive father. Have you ever played a role in teaching her?" Then he turned his head and left.

Li Jing's face turned red and then turned pale, Lu Dongbin smoothed things over and said, "Although the sixth princess is ugly, she has a kind heart."

Li Jing murmured: "She wasn't like this before."

I also comforted Li Jing and said, "She used to be a famous Bai Fumei, but now she is an ugly girl from a rag collector. If she doesn't follow the route of a saint, she will have no sense of existence."

In fact, we all have Li Jing's doubts. Bai Jiner's visit this time is strange, not for fame or profit.She wants to post all kinds of photos showing off her wealth every day, saying that it was bought by her godfather, so I can feel a little more at ease.

After Bai Jin'er came back at night, we all seemed a little cautious.I am afraid that she will see the clues, and I am afraid that some important information will be revealed in the chat.After dinner, Bai Jin'er suddenly said to us: "There is something I want to discuss with my adoptive father. I want to move out from tomorrow."

We all looked at each other, not knowing what to say.

Liu Xiaoliu said, "Why move out? You can live with me."

Bai Jin'er smiled and said: "The old Dragon King arranged a dormitory for me, so I don't have to run away when I click Mao in the future, and I think it will be more convenient for everyone."

It's a discussion, but she has already made a decision. It seems that she has also seen our wariness towards her.

Li Jing said unnaturally: "That's fine, you should be more careful when you go out alone."

Bai Jin'er smiled and said, "It's the others who should be more careful."

In the end, Xiaotiangou broke the embarrassment and yelled at me twice, and we immediately became nervous together.

I opened the door, and the Xiaotian dog jumped out quickly.We three three steps and do two steps, followed closely.Xiaotiangou came to the community, plunged into the grass, took out the dirty baseball from yesterday, put it in front of my feet, and wagged its tail vigorously.The three of us collapsed together. It turned out that it wanted to digest food after a meal.

I picked up the baseball and dropped it.The Xiaotian dog started chasing cheerfully...

At eleven o'clock at night, someone smashed the door of my house desperately.I opened the door and saw that Lin Hai was standing outside with a murderous look on his face.Before I could speak, he rushed into the room and grabbed Liu Xiaoliu's arm and asked anxiously, "My team member was seriously injured. Do you still have that medicine?"

Liu Xiaoliu shook him off impatiently, and said, "It's this kind of thing again, didn't I tell you that there is no more?"

Lin Hai almost roared: "This time is different, human life is at stake."

I hurriedly asked: "What's wrong?"

As the captain of the criminal police, Lin Hai still kept his calm.He said succinctly: "My teammate was seriously injured while arresting the suspect. He is now being sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. If there is no accident... I'm afraid it will die."

"How's the injury?"

Lin Hai stroked his right shoulder with his left hand: "This arm is completely gone."

Liu Xiaoliu took out the medicine bottle, shook it vigorously, and said, "But there's really not much left." Then he said, "Let's save people first." Then he put on some clothes and left.

Knowing Lin Hai's identity, Lu Dongbin asked very carefully, "Who is the other party?"

Lin Hai said casually: "Weird. When my teammates found him, he was robbing an ATM. He opened the machine with his fingernails and swept the cash inside madly."

Lu Dongbin gave Li Jing and me a wink, and we followed behind.I turned around and greeted Xiaotian Quan: "Let's go."

Lin Hai still drove his Mitsubishi. He couldn't care less about why we needed a group of people and even brought a dog with him.He got into the car with the ignition still on, gritted his teeth and said, "We'll go and stop the ambulance right now, I'm afraid a formal rescue won't work."

I said cautiously: "You have to think about the consequences. If the potion is not enough, your teammates may die because of it."

Lin Hai looked back at Liu Xiaoliu: "I believe in you." He said and drove the car very fast.

Lin Hai's speeding all the way is almost comparable to the car battles in any blockbuster movie, such trivial things as running a red light and speeding are not worth mentioning.

There were not too many vehicles on the road at eleven o'clock, and our car was like a cheetah aiming at the target, moving around and seeing every stitch.I feel like my heart is beating two meters away.

At a three-fork intersection, we accurately spotted an ambulance approaching diagonally opposite.

Lin Hai red-eyed and pinned the Mitsubishi on it. The two cars made screeching brakes one after another and almost collided with each other.

The ambulance driver didn't react yet, and three or four police cars behind us surrounded us in an instant.Several policemen poked their heads out and cursed, "You fucking..."

Then they discovered that it was their captain who stopped the ambulance.

"Team Lin?"

Lin Hai jumped out of the car and waved his hands vigorously around, signaling that no one is allowed to ask questions.He opened the back door of the ambulance and carried out a bloody policeman inside.

I watched with worry, the policeman was completely unconscious, his right shoulder was bloody, and his arm was hanging crookedly under his ribs, with only a little flesh attached.

Even if I have no medical knowledge, I can see that this person has almost lost the value of rescue.

The surrounding police surrounded him in a panic, and they still kept asking, "Captain Lin, what are you going to do?"

Lin Hai waved to Liu Xiaoliu: "Come and see."

Holding the medicine bottle, Liu Xiaoliu walked up to him, covering his mouth from the strong smell of blood.She stared stiffly for a few moments, then frowned and said, "I don't know how much medicine is left, maybe it can barely stop the bleeding, but I can't guarantee whether it can save people."

Lin Hai yelled frantically: "You must save him."

I quietly asked Lu Dongbin: "Brother Bin, do you have a solution?"

Lu Dongbin said: "It's difficult! To save him, he must be reborn with flesh and blood. I don't have the ability."

Lin Hai stretched out his hand to Liu Xiaoliu, "Where's the medicine?"

Liu Xiaoliu took a step back and said, "Don't be too busy."

Lin Hai said angrily: "What time is it, you're still pushing back and forth."

Liu Xiaoliu said: "Do you just want to save his life, or do you want him to be like a normal person in the future?"

Lin Hai was taken aback, and quickly said, "Tell me about your method."

Liu Xiaoliu shook the medicine bottle, and said: "There are at most two drops of medicine in it, no matter where it is dropped, it will not be enough. But now there is an emergency method, as long as the medicine can be increased, the effect of the medicine will be slower, but maybe It can recover slowly."

Lin Hai was both surprised and delighted: "What way?"

Liu Xiaoliu said: "My medicine needs human tears as an introduction, nothing else will work. If you can get half a bottle of tears, you can barely handle it."

"Tears?" Lin Hai didn't have time to think about it, he looked at the surrounding policemen blankly and said, "Which one of you has tears?"

A policeman reminded: "Captain, we all have tears. But we have to cry."

Lin Hai gritted his teeth and said, "Then cry for me."

A group of policemen looked at each other in blank dismay, thinking that the captain was in a panic.Several people asked at the same time: "Is this okay?"

Lin Hai clenched his fists and said, "Listen to me, cry, I will be responsible for any problems."

The police were really helpless, and some of them howled "Wow" when they heard the order.After howling for a long time, he reported to Lin Hai: "Captain, we can't cry."

I hurriedly said persuasively from the side: "Think about your teammate, he is going to die, crying now is better than crying at his mourning party."

The policemen all stared at me viciously, thinking that my words were frustrating.

Liu Xiaoliu urged: "Hurry up, it will be too late."

Lin Hai said loudly: "You are limited to 1 minute, each of you must shed two tears."

I saw that he was in a hurry, so I reminded him in a low voice: "You take the lead first."

Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, and began to cry with a grin.Seeing that the captain took the lead, the police had no choice but to follow suit one by one.Then there was a strange scene in the middle of the road, a group of policemen were wailing around a wounded man.Seeing this situation, the cars behind all hurriedly detoured.

These elders have handled cases for half of their lives, and today's experience is probably the most bizarre. Some of them are so emotional that they can barely shed tears, but most of them are howling, and their hearts are full of anxiety and depression. Still a little confused.Not everyone came as soon as Liu Xuehua burst into tears.After half a minute, not even one met the standard.Lin Hai himself did not set an example.

Looking at the wounded on the ground, I became ruthless and punched Lin Hai on the nose.Lin Hai covered his nose in shock and anger, and said, "What are you doing?"

I pointed at him and said, "I cried and cried."

The fist hit the nose, and the nose was sore and painful, and tears naturally came out.

Lin Hai's eyes were moist, and then suddenly realized.Without thinking about it, he punched himself twice again, and two budding tears appeared in the corners of his eyes.Liu Xiaoliu quickly put the medicine bottle back up, and the policemen stared blankly at this scene.Lin Hai shouted: "Why are you still standing there? Do it!"

There was a crackling sound, and the policemen murdered themselves one after another.Some really couldn't bear it, so they signaled their companions to grab the knife.

So in the next moment, there was a good show of police gang fights.This time, the passing vehicles didn't even dare to detour, and they all quietly went back the same way.About 2 minutes later, Liu Xiaoliu collected a small bottle of tears, which seemed to be a long way from the goal.

Lin Hai looked at me and said sorry, "Xiaoqiang, please help me." He ran towards me with his big fists raised.I said anxiously: "I yawn! Yawning comes faster!"

I opened my mouth wide and yawned twice, two tears immediately bred in the river bed of my eyes.

When the policemen saw it, they all complained, "Why didn't you say it earlier."

They immediately followed suit, abandoning the brutal and barbaric method of stimulating the bridge of the nose and switching to the efficient and civilized method of yawning.

Then things seemed even weirder.More than a dozen police officers yawned around a bloody wounded man.The drivers on the side of the road didn't even dare to reverse their cars this time, they opened the doors and ran away...

(End of this chapter)