voice changer

Chapter 156 Philosophy of Life (for Subscription)

Whether in reality or in the game, a slut will always be a slut, and his nature cannot be changed.

Xiao Qi'er and Lin Yujia were so angry that their faces were dark.

Originally, they didn't post photos in the group before, they just wanted to play tricks on the other party when they didn't know them, who made him so annoying usually.

But I didn't expect... They were the ones who were tricked, and the other party's magical imagination was completely beyond their expectations.

The most important thing is...the other party is super shameless!Don't be rude at all.

This is far beyond their reach.

With his awesome acting skills and the pained expression on his face every minute, it will make people think that he is a strong man with a green grassland on his head, an honest man who has taken over the game, completely as if he has been issued countless good man cards look.

Asshole.

He even portrayed her as an undisciplined bad woman.

And... who the hell is his wife, and he is still single.

"I'm not."

Lin Yujia was so angry that he didn't know what to say.

"I do not have."

"Don't listen to his nonsense."

"There's nothing between us."

Lin Yujia quickly explained the reason to the passers-by around her.

This is related to her reputation, this guy is really hateful, he pinpointed Lin Yujia's lifeline as soon as he made a move.

The passers-by around just thought they were a fight between couples and didn't pay much attention to it.

But when they were so angry, they found Shen Yan snickering from the side.

Ahhhh, bastard!
Really want to kill him!
Lin Yujia tried her best to suppress the prehistoric power in her heart, otherwise, with her strength in the third stage of Taekwondo and the underworld, Shen Yan would be beaten up every minute.

Hold back, the world is still beautiful.

A gentleman speaks but does not move.

but!

They are women, not gentlemen.

crackling.

An electric arc flashed, and the sound was particularly crisp.

The corner of Shen Yan's mouth twitched slightly, because he saw Xiao Qi'er took out an electric baton from his bag, the electric arc was the sound coming from there, once the sound rang, his heart twitched.

"..."

special.

Don't you just have dinner together?Why do you feel like a bad guy when you have such a complete tool belt and even brought a baton?If he was electrified by this thing, he would probably have to lay his dead body on the ground.

Gulu... immediately changed the subject.

"Uh...haha, the weather is good today." Under the threat of strong force, Shen Yan decided to compromise and didn't intend to hide.

I can't continue to test on the edge of death.

"Hey, I feel that you are a little familiar, do we know each other?"

"What do you think?" Xiao Qi'er and Lin Yujia smiled coldly, and the electric batons in their hands crackled again.

"Ha~ Could it be that you are Xiao Qi'er and Lin Yujia?" Shen Yan was surprised, pretending to be surprised, "It's so surprising, I saw two beautiful girls just now, I thought they were passers-by I didn't know .”

Seeing his expression, Xiao Qi'er and Lin Yujia were convinced that the other party must have recognized them early in the morning, and then played with them all the time.

This bastard is still pretending to be innocent.

The more they thought about it, the angrier the two girls became. The bastard's expression really deserves a beating.

"It turns out that such a beautiful beauty is really an acquaintance I know." This guy's mouth seemed to be smeared with honey again.

Just like giving you a stick in the front, and giving you a candy in the back.

Xiao Qi'er and Lin Yujia were very helpless, this person was really the same as in the game, he was so shameless, his skin was thicker than a city wall.

Forget it, don't know him in general.

The two of them are not Shen Yan's opponents just based on their verbal skills, so it's better to save some effort.

Xiao Qi'er stuffed the electric baton back into his bag.

And when she was stuffing the things back, Shen Yan glanced at the things in the other party's bag, his heart skipped a beat, he was a little scared, he didn't know whether to be lucky or what to do.Oh my god, what the hell is this girl carrying in her bag? Chili water, anti-wolf spray...all of those things.

You don't need these things for self-defense if you just have dinner, right?
How do I feel like a bad person.

"Ahem...then let's get to know each other again." Shen Yan coughed dryly without changing his expression, and changed the subject by the way, "I'm Shen Yan."

"Hmph." The two sisters snorted directly, and didn't bother with him anymore.

"Little Chi'er."

"Lin Yujia." Lin Yujia didn't use the 'voice' any more, and changed back to her normal speaking tone.

After such a simple self-introduction, the three finally met in reality.

The last time when Xiao'er came to Zhonghai to participate in the anniversary celebration of Feiyu's live broadcast, Shen Yan happened to go to Jiangnan City with the director Yu Xuelei to shoot a TV series, and missed an opportunity.And this time she came to Zhonghai to shoot commercials, she finally didn't miss it.

But after meeting face to face, she didn't expect Shen Yan to be even more beautiful than the one in the photo.

It's just a pity... This guy's character is too cheap to be liked.

"Lin Yujia, are you from Zhonghai?" Shen Yan suddenly asked, "Have we met before? Why do I feel that you look familiar?"

The reason why Shen Yan felt familiar before was that after seeing Lin Yujia's face, he felt that he had seen it somewhere, and had an indescribably familiar feeling, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.

Speaking of this.

Lin Yujia suddenly felt comfortable.

They had indeed met before, just a month or two ago, and it was in the Traveler Internet Cafe in Chenghai Square.

It's just that she wasn't quite sure that this was Shen Yan at the time, so she didn't go over to say hello.

"You can guess." Lin Yujia was not in a hurry to tell Shen Yan the answer.

She was going to suffocate him.

As long as his curiosity was aroused, he couldn't help thinking, as long as he answered a word casually, he would fall into the pit she dug.

Just relying on a few words... If Shen Yan could be hit so easily, then it wouldn't be him.

Shen Yan's counterattack method is very simple.

He didn't answer, nor did he talk to Lin Yujia.

Just choose to ignore.

Instead, he said, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

Ignoring is the best way to deal with it.

The more you want to know what's in my heart, the more I won't let you know what's in my heart. I just don't take the usual path.

In this way, Shen Yan took the initiative.And this time he wasn't too skinny, he just didn't answer the other party's question.

"..." Lin Yujia felt a little stuffed again. He didn't even mention what the other party said later. Isn't this guy curious?

After a while, she couldn't hold back anymore, and asked first, "Aren't you wondering where we met?"

As soon as she asked, it meant that in the little confrontation just now, she lost again, and she lost badly.

Shen Yan obviously asked the question first... But why was he the one who was aroused by curiosity?
Lin Yujia took a deep breath in her heart, feeling very uncomfortable, very uncomfortable.

"Not curious."

"Why aren't you curious?" Lin Yujia couldn't figure it out.

According to the thinking of normal people, shouldn't they be very curious about this kind of thing?
"There is a narrative in "Ari·Forever Standing": From birth, we will meet 820 three people in our life, and the ones who will say hello are 560 eight people and 770 nine People who are familiar with each other will get close to the 610 five people, but in the end...all will be lost in the sea of ​​people."

"So I think you are familiar, that probably means that we have met somewhere. Whether I know the answer or not, this thing has happened in the past."

It makes sense, and I can't complain at all.

At this time, Shen Yan seemed to have transformed into a philosopher♂.

"..." After these words, Lin Yujia was completely defeated.

Curiosity killed the cat is right.

Her curiosity was stronger than Shen Yan's, so she lost again.

She no longer took chances, because they were really no match for Shen Yan just based on their current status.No matter whether it is serious or not, it is not an opponent.

Seeing her best friend Lin Yujia being deflated at Shen Yan's hands again.

Xiao Qi'er hurried over to relieve the awkward atmosphere.

"By the way, why not go to this hot pot restaurant to eat."

Her finger pointed to a Sichuan-flavored hot pot restaurant not far away.

No one objected, and they all agreed to go to this restaurant to eat.

They came to eat relatively early, it was only six o'clock, it was not very lively, and there were quite a lot of places in the hot pot restaurant.

After they found a seat by the window on the second floor, they began to order food.

There was a soft bang.

Shen Yan couldn't help but focus on the other party's bag.

In addition to the anti-wolf electric baton and anti-wolf spray, what the hell is in this bag, and it looks so heavy.

After Xiao Qi'er and Lin Yujia got the menu, they looked at each other, and then went to the expensive point in a tacit understanding.Anyway, it is Shen Yan who is treating guests today, and this is the only way to make the other party bleed.

It's just that they didn't know that Shen Yan had a 'huge sum' of money by accident, and he didn't care how much he spent here.

Such a hot pot restaurant can cost 1000 yuan a meal at most, and it is not a high-end restaurant.

Shen Yan was also amused when he heard what the two of them were ordering, of course he knew how careful they were.But he didn't tell the truth, the two girls had been holding back for too long, and it happened to let them release it, so as not to get sick.

After about ten minutes of ordering, they ordered something to eat, and then ordered some drinks.

After all, it was the first time they met, and they didn't intend to drink.

Sitting in the restaurant, everyone is not as tit-for-tat as they were in the square before.The main reason is that both Xiao Qi'er and Lin Yujia understand that they are not Shen Yan's opponent together, so why are they still looking for abuse.

This is already a profound experience and lesson, so it has become a normal small talk.

While chatting, Shen Yan also knew why he was familiar with Lin Yujia.

It turned out that he once met a group of brothers at the Traveler Internet Cafe, and ran into each other. With this reminder, Shen Yan remembered it.

(End of this chapter)