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Chapter 162 This pair of unlucky brothers! (seeking subscription)
The successive kill messages all came from his rookie Xiaobai teammate.

The screen is full of the ID [wobushiuzi] swiping the screen.

He was dumbfounded.

How many times has this game been played?
combo three? ? ?

I'm going, buddy, is it so fierce?
Didn't you say that you are a rookie Xiaobai?Is this the rookie's record?How does it feel better than a senior game player.

"Friend... Are you hanging up?" Shen Yan couldn't help muttering.

"Eh? Brother, why did you guess it again? Are you a fortune teller?" The other party replied immediately, with a hint of surprise and excitement in his tone.

"..." What the hell, he really hit the spot with what he said casually.

This is boring, playing a game and still hanging up.

Shen Yan was suddenly bored, full of interest, and lost all interest.

He feels that playing games alone can be good, and he can cheat his teammates in various ways, but it's meaningless if he hangs up.

"Then friend, you can play by yourself, I'm going to quit." Shen Yan left this sentence, planning to quit this game and restart it.

"Don't... why are you going to quit?" The other party was very puzzled.

"Friend, let me tell you a story." Shen Yan thought for a while, then said calmly.

"Ah? What's the story?" The other party was a little confused, he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Shen Yan's gourd, and how he wanted to tell a story again in a good manner.

"One day, Guan Yu was hit by a poisoned arrow in Fancheng, and the pain was unbearable. The army called Hua Tuo, a famous doctor, to heal Guan Yu's wound. Hua Tuo saw Guan Yu's arm hit by the arrow and said, this arm can only be healed by scraping the bone. Guan Yu said, promise, just scrape the bone , I just covered the armor with my wounded arm. So while drinking wine, I asked Hua Tuo to scrape the bones, and about a cup of tea time to scrape off the poison. Guan Yu looked calm. Hua Tuo said that the general is also a god. One word. My friend, do you know what it is?" Shen Yan finished the joke very calmly.

"What are you talking about?" The other party was really attracted and asked curiously.

"It's just covering my armor and scraping my arm."

"???" It's just that the other party didn't understand for a while.

What is the moral of the story?He didn't understand at all.

"Brother, what do you mean by that?" He continued to ask, unable to understand what was going on.

But Shen Yan just smiled at the corner of his mouth, with an inscrutable look, and didn't explain any further.

"It's just scratching my arm with my armor? What does this mean?" The other party could only read one more sentence silently, wanting to know what this sentence meant.

"Brother, I'll give you another gift by the way."

"Huh?" While he was still thinking about the meaning of Shen Yan's words just now, he saw a shiny green thing flying over.

Then with a BOOM sound, he was blown away and fell to the ground.

He was even more puzzled immediately, not knowing why Shen Yan wanted to blow him up.

"Brother, what are you doing? Pull me up quickly."

"Zhu Xian!" Shen Yan just dropped two words coolly.

Immediately afterwards, he raised his gun and fired two shots at the fallen opponent.

Bang bang two shots, teammates fell to the ground and died.

"???" The other party was completely dumbfounded. He didn't know why his teammates wanted to kill him, and he didn't know what to say.

And after Shen Yan killed the immortal teammate in "Dayi Mieqin", he also quit the game and prepared to restart the game again.

For him, it is meaningless to play a game and encounter cheats.

He doesn't care whether the game can eat chicken, it doesn't matter, the important thing is whether the game can be fun.

If you can't even play games well, if you can't have fun, then you're still playing.

After Shen Yan wiped out the cheating teammate, he restarted the round and started the two-player mode again.

……

After a short queue, he entered the game again.

This time he had just entered the quality square, and before he could speak, he heard the greetings from his teammates.

"Sawadika." His teammates have already greeted him first, and it is not known whether it is an international friend or a domestic person pretending.

"Amitabha." Shen Yan replied subconsciously.

He really didn't mean to answer this way, mainly because he felt that the answer rhymed, so he said it subconsciously.

"..."

The atmosphere is somewhat quiet.

"Brother, you can't answer your words." After a long time, the teammate spoke again.

It was the first time he met a passer-by teammate who greeted him like this. He didn't play cards according to the routine, making it impossible for people to answer the conversation.

What do you think he will say next?

Do you want to say, Master, hello.

master ghost...

"So you're not a foreigner." Shen Yan felt a little 'disappointed'.

"Ahem... no." The teammate coughed dryly and said embarrassingly.

He originally wanted to pretend to be a foreigner and tease his teammates, but he didn't expect that Shen Yan's brain circuit was strange, and he suddenly said Amitabha, which disrupted his plan and made him directly expose his true identity.

Then the game is unplayable.

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Shen Yan took a look at the id of his teammate, it's called [maodoudou], that is Mao Doudou?Well, it doesn't look like anything special, it's a normal teammate.

"Brother, what's your name?" In order to ease the embarrassment, the other party asked again.

"Daye."

"..." The teammate felt a little frustrated, "Brother, don't bring such an advantage."

"Da is the Da in a developed area, and the leaves are the leaves of the leaves." Shen Yan explained without changing his expression.

In fact, when he took this nickname back then, it was indeed to take advantage of others.It's just that he has used it a lot, and now he is used to the nickname himself, and it has been difficult to change it.

Just use it, anyway, the code name is just a title.

"Okay, Brother Da... Brother Daye." The corner of the teammate's mouth twitched slightly, and he still felt awkward shouting, as if he was calling uncle to a stranger.

"You can call me Doudou."

The two chatted casually for a while, then boarded the plane and entered the flight path.

"Da... Brother Daye, where are we going to jump in this round?" Mao Doudou's mouth twitched again, as long as he said this title, his mind would automatically associate it with the old man.

Your uncle... in the end it is your uncle.

Mao Doudou's heart is a little sad.

The map of this game is a desert map, and the route is from the military base in the upper right corner to the prison in the lower left corner.

"In this round, let's parachute from above City P, see if we can float to Xinshan City, and then find a car to go to Big E City together." After Shen Yan looked at the map, he already had his own plan in mind.

"Hmm... yes." Mao Doudou thought for a while, but did not refuse.

The spot for the skydive was marked and the two got ready.

They only waited for the route to reach the sky over the marked location, and they quickly jumped.

"Brother... I seem to be stuck with a bug." Not long after, Shen Yan heard Mao Doudou's voice, and his tone was very helpless.

It was only then that Shen Yan noticed that the other party hadn't parachuted...he was still on the plane.

This kind of BUG is relatively common in games, and Shen Yan is not used to it.

For this reason, he can only pray to his teammates, "Brother, I wish you good luck."

"You too... Good luck, let's try to see you in the finals, don't fall into a box."

Shen Yan took a look, and there were quite a few people dancing in the same place as him.

I don't know if they have the same idea as him.

If it is... then Shen Yan is in danger.

Damn, you won't fall into a box, will you?Bah, bah, bah, it shouldn't be so unlucky.

Now he is alone, and it will be quite dangerous.

While in the air, Shen Yan took the opportunity to observe the situation below to see where there were cars.

Hey, there seems to be a bouncing car on that road.

Shen Yan spotted the car and floated in that direction, preparing for a precise landing.

Of course, he also saw that other people followed suit and also headed for that car.

It's going to be a fight to see who lands faster.

Whoever grabs the car first means that whoever wins the competition.

"Xiaomian...compete with me to see if I will tender you to death."

Shen Yan felt that he could win in this competition.

The ground is getting closer.

Ok?
But at this moment, his expression changed slightly.

Someone in front of him is slightly faster than him, which means that the other person may land before him and grab the car.

If the other party snatches this car, then Shen Yan will be in danger, the other party may drive him to death, and he will fall to the ground like a box.Damn, just now I prayed that it wouldn't fall into a box, now it won't be fulfilled, right?
"Dude... I'm so lonely in the air." Mao Doudou, who was still stuck with a bug and couldn't jump out of the parachute, said quietly.

"I also think I'm going to be cold." Shen Yan also replied helplessly.

"..."

This pair of suffering brothers and sisters really had bad luck.

Who let them encounter such a situation, they are really two unlucky children.

"Brother, hold on, we agreed to see you in the finals, you can't leave me behind."

Shen Yan finally landed, but at this time, the enemy who landed in front of him had already entered the cab and started the vehicle.

"I'll try my best." Shen Yan quickly scanned the surrounding area.

The only thing that can save him now is to find a bunker, and then use the bunker to block the opponent's car and prevent the opponent from hitting him.

Fortunately, there is a big rock around.

Shen Yan immediately ran towards the big rock, and behind him was the Bouncer.

Sure enough, the other party had the same idea as him, that is, after finding the car, hit the other party to death with the car first.

Fortunately, as soon as Shen Yan landed and saw that he had no chance of stealing the car, he was looking for cover.

The speed of the car was much faster than his running speed, and the distance between the two was slowly closing.

Bang.

At the critical moment, Shen Yan finally avoided the opponent's car and went around the big rock, so that the opponent's car hit the rock.

luck...

Shen Yan sweated for himself.

"It's so dangerous... I was almost killed by someone else's car."

"Brother Daye, I also parachuted, and I'm at the prison."

"That's okay... let's try to see you in the finals." It's a bit sad to say this sentence.

They are a pair of unlucky brothers.

(End of this chapter)