Chapter 512 I am a man
"Shouldn't you come out? It's okay to hide and watch the show all the time. You actually steal my food. If you don't come out, I will reward you with a sword." Put away the big gourd and stood up from the ground Getting up, Zhuang Xiaoyuan pulled out the Zhuxian sword in his hand and looked at the forest beside him.

After cleaning up the Decepticons, they subdued the giant pandas.Of course, Zhuang Xiaoyuan has more free time to greet this person who has been hiding in the forest and peeping from the beginning, and then even secretly picked up his own skewers and ate them secretly.

"Don't, don't, don't mind. I can't stand such a sword from you." Hearing Zhuang Xiaoyuan's threat, it was obviously aimed at him. It turned out that the skewers that he sneaked away before were still discovered.Secretly annoyed at his own carelessness, a young man who looked about fourteen or fifteen jumped out of the forest.

While waving his hands to show that he didn't mean anything malicious, the young man who came out of the forest was still gnawing on a chicken leg roasted by Zhuang Xiaoyuan.In total, one pheasant was roasted, one drumstick was eaten by Zhuang Xiaoyuan, and the other one unexpectedly got into the mouth of the man in front of him.

"Ah, sister, your craftsmanship is really amazing. It's delicious, it's so delicious." Coming out of the forest, he gnawed on someone else's chicken leg like no one else was there.The young man gave Zhuang Xiaoyuan a thumbs up and praised him with a very familiar look.

"Bring it." Zhuang Xiaoyuan was also speechless for a while looking at the brazen person in front of him who was actually eating his food in front of him.But speechless is speechless, facing the person who appeared in front of his eyes, Zhuang Xiaoyuan stretched out his right hand and hooked his fingers.

"What?" Continuing to gnaw on the chicken leg in his hand, the young man looked up at Zhuang Xiaoyuan with a blank expression.

"Money." Without taking back his right hand, Zhuang Xiaoyuan answered the young man's confused doubts with one word.

"What money?" However, facing Zhuang Xiaoyuan's answer, the doubts on the young man's face became more intense.

"Of course it's the money for the things you ate. If you don't ask for it, it's stealing. I'm too lazy to report to the police, and I don't want to kill innocent people indiscriminately, so I can only ask you to collect the money. Boy, it's only natural to pay for food Ah." The corner of her mouth curled up, Zhuang Xiaoyuan showed a smile that she thought was kind, and blackmailed her as a matter of course.

"However, it's only natural for a thief to steal. So, let me go first, this sister who cooks delicious food." Frowning pretending to be troubled, the young man ate it in his hand Throwing the chicken leg bone aside, with a slight smile on his face, he turned around and wanted to run back into the forest.

Bang, there was a soft sound.The young man who turned around and ran away directly bumped into an invisible mana barrier.The impact of the forward rush bounced the young man back through the mana barrier, and he sat down on the ground.

"You really are a thief, no wonder you are so proficient. You can't escape, just let me rob you." When the young man who was hit by the mana barrier shook his head and came back to his senses , Zhuang Xiaoyuan had already appeared behind him, with the Zhuxian sword in his hand resting on his neck.

"Sister, I don't have any money with me, can I pay with flesh?" Seeing the sword edge on his neck, the young man was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, turned his back to Zhuang Xiaoyuan, and said with a mournful face.

"Yes." Hearing what the young man said, Zhuang Xiaoyuan had a smiling expression on his face, with a mischievous twinkle in his eyes, he reached out and patted his shoulder and continued very cooperatively: "Although I'm a man , but I like a little fresh meat like you. Especially a chick like you, don’t be afraid, the pain will pass after a while.”

"You, you, are you a man?" Hearing Zhuang Xiaoyuan's words and feeling her hand patting his shoulder, the young man froze in place.He asked with a trace of doubt and horror in his tone.

"Of course it's true, if it's fake, it's a pure man." Sensing the stiff and still body of the young man in front of him, Zhuang Xiaoyuan rolled his eyes, and directly used the false voice technique he learned in the previous music world, Masquerading as a slightly rough male voice, he replied.

"Uh." Hearing the male voice suddenly coming from behind, the young man was startled, goosebumps all over his body.At this time, he had no doubts about Zhuang Xiaoyuan's gender at all, he was really a man.

"How about it, I'd be happy to pay you back." Seeing the person in front of him tremble suddenly after hearing his false voice, his whole body was covered in goose bumps.The corners of Zhuang Xiaoyuan's mouth turned up slightly, and she almost couldn't help but burst out laughing, but in the end she managed to hold back and continued to speak in a false voice.

"It's not good. I, Jiang Sidao, am a dignified man. I'd rather be straight than crooked. I won't play with you anymore. Don't see you, Tudun." Hearing Zhuang Xiaoyuan's false voice again, Jiang Sidao's body got more goosebumps, He didn't dare to stay where he was, and directly used his invincible life-saving skills.

"Ah Bao, don't let him run away, stop him for me." It was fun to lie to others just now, but the young man went straight into the ground in a blink of an eye, and saw a bulge on the ground rushing towards him. Rush into the forest.Noticing the fast-moving bulge on the ground, Zhuang Xiaoyuan turned around and shouted at the giant panda.

"Hey, Po? You're calling me. Look at me, master." Hearing Zhuang Xiaoyuan's shout, the giant panda froze for a moment before realizing that Zhuang Xiaoyuan's so-called Po was calling him.

After reacting, the giant panda Po immediately raised his palms and slapped the ground.With his movements, the surrounding gravity doubled in an instant.And Jiang Sidao, who originally hid in the ground and wanted to escape with the earth escape, was directly trapped in place by the suddenly multiplied gravity.

"Hey, if you want to run, it's still 1 years earlier." As if not affected by gravity at all, Zhuang Xiaoyuan rushed to the bulge on the ground in a few steps, protected her right hand with spiritual power, and directly inserted into the ground to pull out Jiang Sidao inside. out.

"Sister, no, big brother. Please forgive me. I have seniors and children, and I don't want to be analized at a young age." Zhuang Xiaoyuan pulled it out of the ground like a carrot.Jiang Sidao knew that he couldn't run away, so he couldn't help but surrendered with a mournful face.

"Cut, what are you talking about for meat compensation? It's just a little courage." Zhuang Xiaoyuan curled her lips in disdain, and Zhuang Xiaoyuan resumed her normal voice. While talking, she grabbed the clothes on Jiang Sidao's shoulders with her right hand, and stretched out her left hand to touch him. grope up.

"I didn't expect to protect my innocence for 16 years, and I would lose it today. Say goodbye to me..."

Seeing that Zhuang Xiaoyuan stretched out his hand and began to touch his arms, Jiang Sidao felt that he would not be spared today, so he couldn't help but closed his eyes with a sigh, and a pure tear hung in the corner of his eyes.Until he was thrown to the ground by Zhuang Xiaoyuan.

(End of this chapter)

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