Magic Item Master
Chapter 258 Tao Ze Is Pregnant! ?
Chapter 258 Tao Ze Is Pregnant! ?
The conversation was divided into two parts, Zhang Sen returned to the kingdom of God to continue to reform the overlord, and Tao Ze came to the place where he found the flash.
He looked at a piece of golden metal protruding from the ground, and his eyes were gradually illuminated by the light of the metal. His sense of smell seemed to be enhanced to a certain extent, and he could clearly feel that there was a strange smell in the metal.
"Good baby, let me see what it is!"
At this time, he became interested, and immediately squatted down to dig, and gradually dug out the whole piece of metal.
This is an irregular piece of metal. Although it looks like gold, its hardness far exceeds that of gold, even harder than most alloys.
"Take it back and let the boss see it."
He struggled to pick up the metal, and immediately ran towards Zhang Sen's wooden house.
But halfway, he was blocked by three ghosts.
The so-called ghosts are actually the ghosts born naturally in Huang Quanguo. Unlike souls, these naturally born ghosts can survive in Huangquan Kingdom, and they can also survive in the human world. They have the ability to interfere with matter.
"Where's the wild monster, quickly put down that piece of ghost gold." A ghost with a fierce face shouted loudly.
Tao Ze obediently put down the metal, and asked curiously, "This blue-faced man with fangs, do you know what this metal is?"
"Stop talking nonsense, put down your things and get out!" the ghost immediately shouted.
Tao Ze muttered something, but felt that he might not be the opponent of these three ghosts, so he turned around and left obediently in the end.
"Wait a minute, turn around!" Just as Tao Ze took two steps, one of the tall and thin ghosts suddenly said.
Tao Ze turned around and said, "Big Brother Zhugan, what's the matter?"
"What the hell are you? Are you a bastard from the world?" The tall and thin ghost stared at Tao Ze with squinted eyes, and said sinisterly at this moment.
In fact, Huang Quanjin, as the lord of Huangquan Kingdom, her will will largely affect the will of ghosts born in Huangquan, so once ghosts find creatures from the world, they will definitely attack. There are often ghosts wandering around, and they will attack the living without mercy.
Tao Ze has not been in contact with outside creatures for too long, and his hostile perception of creatures is very slow. After hearing what the tall and thin ghost said, he said with a smile: "Brother Zhugan is right, I am indeed from the human world. This place is too desolate. Waiting for my elder brother to take me back to a crowded place."
"It really is a bastard from the world, everyone!" Gao Shou waved and shouted immediately.
The other two ghosts also erupted all of a sudden, taking out their weapons and rushing towards Tao Ze.
Tao Ze finally understood that he was regarded as an enemy, but what else could he do, he could only run away quickly.
It's a pity that the way to Zhang Sen's wooden house is in the direction of the ghost, so he can only run in the opposite direction now.
"Boss, help, kill someone."
Tao Ze yelled loudly while running, but what he did was tantamount to death. The ghosts who heard his voice looked around, and then found that Tao Ze was following the ghosts. They immediately reacted and took up weapons to join the chasing army .
Suddenly, Tao Ze felt a huge pain in his buttocks. Looking back, he saw a bony ghost biting his buttocks tightly, with a dwarf-like body dragging behind its long neck.
"Let go, let go, let go..."
As he ran, he swung his fist and hit the monster on the forehead, but the monster didn't want to let go at all. Instead, it bit even tighter because of his attack. He had no choice but to turn around and continue running wildly.
At this moment, a ghost's eyes suddenly lit up, and it threw itself on the body of the ghost that was biting Tao Ze's butt, allowing Tao Ze to drag it along.
Seeing this scene, other ghosts followed suit one after another, and the ghost suddenly had a hill on its body.
Tao Ze was struggling to run, feeling more and more wrong. When he looked back, his eyes popped out. Now he seemed to be running wildly while dragging a hill. No wonder he was running so hard.
But then he found that the face of the ghost biting his ass had turned purple, its body was pressed under so many ghosts, if it wasn't supported by strong hatred, it would have let go by now.
"I fork!"
Tao Ze sneered, and immediately stuck his fingers into the ghost's nostrils. The ghost's eyes widened suddenly, and finally couldn't help but open its mouth to breathe.
"I run!"
Tao Ze quickly turned around and ran, retreating in a hurry.
He ran for about ten minutes, and he breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that the ghost did not follow him again. He didn't dare to go back, thinking that Zhang Sen would definitely find him anyway, so he continued walking along the passage.
The passage was dark and long, and there were no creatures along the way. It was silent and desolate. As he walked, he began to feel guilty. As he walked faster, he always felt that there was something lying on his shoulders, but he didn't dare to look. I had to slowly change from fast walking to fast running.
Run and run, run and run.
Suddenly, his eyes were stung by the strong white light, and he couldn't help squinting.
After his eyes got used to the strong light, he opened his eyes and looked around. This place was still extremely desolate, but farther away were green mountains, green waters, and the fragrance of birds and flowers.
He looked back to the passage, only to see an old woman grinning at him, then turned around and slowly disappeared into the darkness...
"It's safe!"
For some reason, he was discouraged in vain, sat down on the ground, and breathed a sigh of relief.
The experience just now was too terrifying, and he didn't want to do it again, so it's better to wait for Zhang Sen to rescue him honestly.
He was thinking in his heart, but his stomach made a long grunting sound, and a feeling of hunger rushed from his stomach to his head, so hungry! ! !
At this time, he moved his nose, followed the smell and looked not far away, there was actually a peach tree there.
The peach tree is also strange, although it is full of branches and leaves, but there is only one peach in the whole tree.
But Tao Ze couldn't control that much now, he was so hungry that he immediately got up and ran to the peach tree, jumped up and picked the big peach.
The peach was about the size of a basketball, and exuded a tempting aroma. Just smelling it made his mouth water, and finally opened his mouth to eat it.
The pulp gradually became empty, because there was meat attached to the peach pit, so he simply stuffed the peach pit into his mouth and sucked it slowly, but he felt something was wrong, the peach pit was like candy, the more he swallowed, the more he swallowed Small, he wanted to spit it out in the end, but the peach pit had completely melted in his mouth.
What's going on here, is this peach not an ordinary peach, but a flat peach?
He didn't think in a bad direction at all, instead he was always happy, thinking that if it was really a flat peach, wouldn't he immediately become a fairy?
But he hadn't had fun for long, and suddenly felt something was wrong with his stomach.
He touched his belly and felt that his belly seemed a little bigger. He couldn't help but touch it again, it seemed a little bigger.
Geek!
His heart skipped a beat, and he slowly lowered his head to look at his belly. Sure enough, his belly has grown a lot, and now it looks like a beer belly.
"Mom, this world is so weird, I want to go home!"
Tao Ze immediately wailed, sat down on the ground, and couldn't help but yelled.
But no matter how much he cried, his belly was still getting bigger little by little, and he could feel that a small life had formed in his belly.
"No, I should think better. I have a child."
……
"Sure enough, the concubine can't do it, my God, what the hell is this?"
……
"I don't know if it's a man or a woman. If it's a man, it's called Tao Qi, and if it's a woman, it's called Tao Tao... ah... what am I thinking..."
……
"Could it be that this tree is the source of the river in Daughter's Country, and if you eat peaches, you will become pregnant?"
……
"What's wrong with me? I'm not afraid of death. What's so scary about having a baby? It's not like I haven't heard of a man giving birth to a baby. Be calm, be calm."
At this time, Tao Ze was completely in a state of cranky thinking. For a while, he felt that the sky was falling, and at the same time, he felt that it was not a big deal, but his belly was still getting bigger, almost like an ordinary pregnant woman.
"Hey, isn't this a husky? What are you doing here?" Huang Di's voice came from one side at this moment.
Tao Ze suddenly felt like hearing the sound of heaven. He looked back and saw the Yellow Emperor hanging from the peach tree, looking at him.
He immediately threw himself on Huangdi's lap and hugged him, shouting: "Senior, something is wrong, I seem to be pregnant, could it be your child?"
"You're thinking too much." Huang Di was almost taken aback by Tao Ze's weird thoughts, and finally said quickly.
Tao Ze looked at his round belly, looked at Huangdi pitifully, and said, "Senior, what should we do now? You really don't want me to be born, right? When you have a baby, you should also find a beautiful young lady to create a talent with you!"
"Don't worry, in fact, it's not a big deal for a man to have a baby. You are the first 950 billion men I've ever seen to have a baby. Think about it, how many people are there on earth? It's not as good as I've ever seen a baby. So in fact, it is normal for a man to have children, you should not reject your child, you should love him and take care of him!" Huang Di comforted at this time.
Tao Ze looked at Huang Di anxiously, and asked, "Senior, is what you said true?"
"Of course, I can swear on my balls!" Huang Di said, looking at Tao Ze, as if there was a holy light behind his head.
Tao Ze really believed it. He looked down at his stomach, and said with full maternal love: "Senior, when can I give birth to my child?"
"It will take about three months. After all, this child is not ordinary." Huang Di replied.
Tao Ze nodded and said, "Thank you senior for enlightening me, I will give birth to him and treat him well, because he is my only child."
"Children can be taught, let's go back now!" Huangdi looked relieved, and after speaking, the scene around him suddenly changed, and they returned to the wooden house.
Tao Ze bowed slightly to the Yellow Emperor, then happily ran into the wooden house and shouted loudly: "Brother, we have a baby!!!!"
"Sure enough, it's an idiot husky."
The Yellow Emperor was hanging on the tree, and said with a smile on his face, his body swayed from side to side with the wind.
Countless times ago, he also had such a foolish friend, but unfortunately, time can always change everything, and the fool also grew into a cunning and cunning hero, and everything can never go back.
(End of this chapter)
The conversation was divided into two parts, Zhang Sen returned to the kingdom of God to continue to reform the overlord, and Tao Ze came to the place where he found the flash.
He looked at a piece of golden metal protruding from the ground, and his eyes were gradually illuminated by the light of the metal. His sense of smell seemed to be enhanced to a certain extent, and he could clearly feel that there was a strange smell in the metal.
"Good baby, let me see what it is!"
At this time, he became interested, and immediately squatted down to dig, and gradually dug out the whole piece of metal.
This is an irregular piece of metal. Although it looks like gold, its hardness far exceeds that of gold, even harder than most alloys.
"Take it back and let the boss see it."
He struggled to pick up the metal, and immediately ran towards Zhang Sen's wooden house.
But halfway, he was blocked by three ghosts.
The so-called ghosts are actually the ghosts born naturally in Huang Quanguo. Unlike souls, these naturally born ghosts can survive in Huangquan Kingdom, and they can also survive in the human world. They have the ability to interfere with matter.
"Where's the wild monster, quickly put down that piece of ghost gold." A ghost with a fierce face shouted loudly.
Tao Ze obediently put down the metal, and asked curiously, "This blue-faced man with fangs, do you know what this metal is?"
"Stop talking nonsense, put down your things and get out!" the ghost immediately shouted.
Tao Ze muttered something, but felt that he might not be the opponent of these three ghosts, so he turned around and left obediently in the end.
"Wait a minute, turn around!" Just as Tao Ze took two steps, one of the tall and thin ghosts suddenly said.
Tao Ze turned around and said, "Big Brother Zhugan, what's the matter?"
"What the hell are you? Are you a bastard from the world?" The tall and thin ghost stared at Tao Ze with squinted eyes, and said sinisterly at this moment.
In fact, Huang Quanjin, as the lord of Huangquan Kingdom, her will will largely affect the will of ghosts born in Huangquan, so once ghosts find creatures from the world, they will definitely attack. There are often ghosts wandering around, and they will attack the living without mercy.
Tao Ze has not been in contact with outside creatures for too long, and his hostile perception of creatures is very slow. After hearing what the tall and thin ghost said, he said with a smile: "Brother Zhugan is right, I am indeed from the human world. This place is too desolate. Waiting for my elder brother to take me back to a crowded place."
"It really is a bastard from the world, everyone!" Gao Shou waved and shouted immediately.
The other two ghosts also erupted all of a sudden, taking out their weapons and rushing towards Tao Ze.
Tao Ze finally understood that he was regarded as an enemy, but what else could he do, he could only run away quickly.
It's a pity that the way to Zhang Sen's wooden house is in the direction of the ghost, so he can only run in the opposite direction now.
"Boss, help, kill someone."
Tao Ze yelled loudly while running, but what he did was tantamount to death. The ghosts who heard his voice looked around, and then found that Tao Ze was following the ghosts. They immediately reacted and took up weapons to join the chasing army .
Suddenly, Tao Ze felt a huge pain in his buttocks. Looking back, he saw a bony ghost biting his buttocks tightly, with a dwarf-like body dragging behind its long neck.
"Let go, let go, let go..."
As he ran, he swung his fist and hit the monster on the forehead, but the monster didn't want to let go at all. Instead, it bit even tighter because of his attack. He had no choice but to turn around and continue running wildly.
At this moment, a ghost's eyes suddenly lit up, and it threw itself on the body of the ghost that was biting Tao Ze's butt, allowing Tao Ze to drag it along.
Seeing this scene, other ghosts followed suit one after another, and the ghost suddenly had a hill on its body.
Tao Ze was struggling to run, feeling more and more wrong. When he looked back, his eyes popped out. Now he seemed to be running wildly while dragging a hill. No wonder he was running so hard.
But then he found that the face of the ghost biting his ass had turned purple, its body was pressed under so many ghosts, if it wasn't supported by strong hatred, it would have let go by now.
"I fork!"
Tao Ze sneered, and immediately stuck his fingers into the ghost's nostrils. The ghost's eyes widened suddenly, and finally couldn't help but open its mouth to breathe.
"I run!"
Tao Ze quickly turned around and ran, retreating in a hurry.
He ran for about ten minutes, and he breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that the ghost did not follow him again. He didn't dare to go back, thinking that Zhang Sen would definitely find him anyway, so he continued walking along the passage.
The passage was dark and long, and there were no creatures along the way. It was silent and desolate. As he walked, he began to feel guilty. As he walked faster, he always felt that there was something lying on his shoulders, but he didn't dare to look. I had to slowly change from fast walking to fast running.
Run and run, run and run.
Suddenly, his eyes were stung by the strong white light, and he couldn't help squinting.
After his eyes got used to the strong light, he opened his eyes and looked around. This place was still extremely desolate, but farther away were green mountains, green waters, and the fragrance of birds and flowers.
He looked back to the passage, only to see an old woman grinning at him, then turned around and slowly disappeared into the darkness...
"It's safe!"
For some reason, he was discouraged in vain, sat down on the ground, and breathed a sigh of relief.
The experience just now was too terrifying, and he didn't want to do it again, so it's better to wait for Zhang Sen to rescue him honestly.
He was thinking in his heart, but his stomach made a long grunting sound, and a feeling of hunger rushed from his stomach to his head, so hungry! ! !
At this time, he moved his nose, followed the smell and looked not far away, there was actually a peach tree there.
The peach tree is also strange, although it is full of branches and leaves, but there is only one peach in the whole tree.
But Tao Ze couldn't control that much now, he was so hungry that he immediately got up and ran to the peach tree, jumped up and picked the big peach.
The peach was about the size of a basketball, and exuded a tempting aroma. Just smelling it made his mouth water, and finally opened his mouth to eat it.
The pulp gradually became empty, because there was meat attached to the peach pit, so he simply stuffed the peach pit into his mouth and sucked it slowly, but he felt something was wrong, the peach pit was like candy, the more he swallowed, the more he swallowed Small, he wanted to spit it out in the end, but the peach pit had completely melted in his mouth.
What's going on here, is this peach not an ordinary peach, but a flat peach?
He didn't think in a bad direction at all, instead he was always happy, thinking that if it was really a flat peach, wouldn't he immediately become a fairy?
But he hadn't had fun for long, and suddenly felt something was wrong with his stomach.
He touched his belly and felt that his belly seemed a little bigger. He couldn't help but touch it again, it seemed a little bigger.
Geek!
His heart skipped a beat, and he slowly lowered his head to look at his belly. Sure enough, his belly has grown a lot, and now it looks like a beer belly.
"Mom, this world is so weird, I want to go home!"
Tao Ze immediately wailed, sat down on the ground, and couldn't help but yelled.
But no matter how much he cried, his belly was still getting bigger little by little, and he could feel that a small life had formed in his belly.
"No, I should think better. I have a child."
……
"Sure enough, the concubine can't do it, my God, what the hell is this?"
……
"I don't know if it's a man or a woman. If it's a man, it's called Tao Qi, and if it's a woman, it's called Tao Tao... ah... what am I thinking..."
……
"Could it be that this tree is the source of the river in Daughter's Country, and if you eat peaches, you will become pregnant?"
……
"What's wrong with me? I'm not afraid of death. What's so scary about having a baby? It's not like I haven't heard of a man giving birth to a baby. Be calm, be calm."
At this time, Tao Ze was completely in a state of cranky thinking. For a while, he felt that the sky was falling, and at the same time, he felt that it was not a big deal, but his belly was still getting bigger, almost like an ordinary pregnant woman.
"Hey, isn't this a husky? What are you doing here?" Huang Di's voice came from one side at this moment.
Tao Ze suddenly felt like hearing the sound of heaven. He looked back and saw the Yellow Emperor hanging from the peach tree, looking at him.
He immediately threw himself on Huangdi's lap and hugged him, shouting: "Senior, something is wrong, I seem to be pregnant, could it be your child?"
"You're thinking too much." Huang Di was almost taken aback by Tao Ze's weird thoughts, and finally said quickly.
Tao Ze looked at his round belly, looked at Huangdi pitifully, and said, "Senior, what should we do now? You really don't want me to be born, right? When you have a baby, you should also find a beautiful young lady to create a talent with you!"
"Don't worry, in fact, it's not a big deal for a man to have a baby. You are the first 950 billion men I've ever seen to have a baby. Think about it, how many people are there on earth? It's not as good as I've ever seen a baby. So in fact, it is normal for a man to have children, you should not reject your child, you should love him and take care of him!" Huang Di comforted at this time.
Tao Ze looked at Huang Di anxiously, and asked, "Senior, is what you said true?"
"Of course, I can swear on my balls!" Huang Di said, looking at Tao Ze, as if there was a holy light behind his head.
Tao Ze really believed it. He looked down at his stomach, and said with full maternal love: "Senior, when can I give birth to my child?"
"It will take about three months. After all, this child is not ordinary." Huang Di replied.
Tao Ze nodded and said, "Thank you senior for enlightening me, I will give birth to him and treat him well, because he is my only child."
"Children can be taught, let's go back now!" Huangdi looked relieved, and after speaking, the scene around him suddenly changed, and they returned to the wooden house.
Tao Ze bowed slightly to the Yellow Emperor, then happily ran into the wooden house and shouted loudly: "Brother, we have a baby!!!!"
"Sure enough, it's an idiot husky."
The Yellow Emperor was hanging on the tree, and said with a smile on his face, his body swayed from side to side with the wind.
Countless times ago, he also had such a foolish friend, but unfortunately, time can always change everything, and the fool also grew into a cunning and cunning hero, and everything can never go back.
(End of this chapter)
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