Magic Item Master
Chapter 593 What's wrong with the aesthetics of the system?
Chapter 593 What's wrong with the aesthetics of the system?
Heaven and earth dog house.
Although it's called a dog house, it's actually a luxurious... dog house.
Xiaodigou has never been ashamed of being a dog, but is very proud that its ancestors are Xiaotianquan.
"Head...head...ah, it feels like my dog's head is going to explode."
In the early morning, the roaring dog kept rolling on the ground with his head in his arms. He was so drunk yesterday that the sequelae finally broke out in the morning.
At this time, the system interface appeared in front of it, and it froze for a while.
It endured a headache and touched the system interface, and then breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out to be a hallucination. It must have been drunk and its head was not clear enough.
"No, why hasn't it disappeared?"
It then rolled around with its head in its arms, and after a while it found that the system interface still hadn't disappeared.
At this time, it couldn't help but fell into deep thought, where did this thing come from?
Gradually, the memory fragments of yesterday began to emerge, and it finally remembered what happened in the magical cabin.
"Male God System!!!"
Suddenly, its eyes widened, looking at the system interface in front of it like a light bulb, and shouted excitedly.
It immediately tried to communicate with the system interface, because the communication method is not difficult, and soon it mastered how to view the information in the interface.
Main task: [Chapter of Neat Face As a male god, how can you be sloppy, please keep your body tidy immediately.Completion reward: male god breath +1 / failure penalty: Ding Ding shrinks by one centimeter. (undone)
"I'm going to take a shower now!" After finishing the mission, Xiaodigou immediately ran into the bathroom to wash up.
But after it was cleaned up, it was found that the task was still not completed, which made it completely incomprehensible.
It tries to get dressed, but the task still doesn't appear to be complete.
"No... no... it won't be..."
Suddenly, it thought of an extremely terrifying possibility, and couldn't help but tremble.
Humans have the habit of cutting their hair and shaving their beards. Could it be that this system wants it to shave all its hair?
Otherwise, it really can't figure out why the task is still in an unfinished state. As an old dog that has lived for countless years, it is definitely well-informed, and even most humans are not as good as it.
After thinking of this possibility, it actually knew that the possibility was very high.
"What if the aesthetics don't match the system?"
It was a little crazy to think, but it is definitely impossible to return the product. After all, the system usually only leans over the protagonist. It can get the system to prove that it is the protagonist. With such a high-profile existence, how can it return the product.
After considering nothing, it gritted its teeth and took out the razor, ready to sacrifice its sexy fur.
It shaved off the hair on its face with a tragic mood, and suddenly changed from a simple and honest dog head to a hairless and ferocious dog image.
After taking care of the few hairs on the top of the head, the system finally showed that the task was completed.
"Receive award!"
It quickly used its mind to receive the reward, and then it felt a little different.
Godly temperament +1, the effect is extraordinary.
It looked at the ferocious dog's head in the mirror, and found that it was pretty good without hair, very manly and domineering.
At this time, not only the main quests come out, but also the side quests can become accessible.
Side mission: [Elegant Chapter As a male god who fascinates thousands of girls, how can he be so rude, please stay elegant for a day.Completion reward: face value +5 / failure penalty: permanent cross-eyed. (undone)
It accepted the task, corrected its behavior immediately, even took out a hat and put it on its head, adjusted its tie and smiled, today it will be an elegant and beautiful dog.
However, as a descendant of the great Xiaotian dog, how can one task satisfy it, so it then chooses the second task.
Side mission: [Charming Zhang, as a male god who fascinates thousands of girls, how can he stay at home? Please go for a walk on the street and let the world appreciate your peerless beauty. Every time you get ten heartbeats, you will be rewarded +1 .Completion reward: male god temperament + N / failure penalty: never give up. (undone)
This punishment is a bit harsh, but as a beautiful dog, Xiaodigou has no doubts about his ability to complete the task.
Be classy!
The roaring dog took out a crutch, and then walked out of his dog house.
However, not long after it walked out of its own house, it saw a beautiful boy walking with a young woman lovingly.
It suddenly felt a heartache, the beautiful boy was Ma Da, and the young woman was Qiqi.
Ma Da is a Teddy dog who has been trained for thousands of years to become a demon, while Qiqi is a big demon who has been trained for thousands of years. The main body is a giant white poodle.
Roaring Digou fell in love with Qiqi at first sight, and spent a lot of money to please her, but in the end Qiqi still fell into the embrace of the teddy dog, Ma Da, and that's why she went to Sanchiming to get drunk.
But thinking that he already has the male god system, Roaring Dog suddenly raised his head and chest, thinking in his heart that if you ignore me today, I will ask you to be unworthy in the future.
"Isn't this the Roaring Dog? What a coincidence." The beautiful boy Ma Da couldn't help laughing when he saw the Roaring Dog.
Qiqi was surprised and said: "Xiaodigou, what's wrong with you, although I didn't choose you, but you don't have to harm yourself, right?"
"Superficial, I just want to change my image!" Roaring Dog insisted.
Qiqi nodded and said: "Well, although shaving is a bit ugly, it's really not that ugly compared to the original dark look."
"I still have something to do, let's not talk about it." Xiaodigou's face darkened immediately, and he straightened his hat and left.
Looking at the back of the roaring dog, Ma Da smiled and said, "It seems very unwilling."
"It's a pity that love is so unreasonable, my dear, the only one I like is you." Qiqi said immediately.
Ma Da was immediately moved: "I am the same, I only love you."
Then the two started to sprinkle dog food as if no one was there, and it was authentic dog food.
Roaring Dog looked back and saw the two of them being affectionate, and immediately yelled twice, feeling as if he had been beaten by something, and his heart ached.
"Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death to agree with each other." It looked up to the sky and sighed, and then continued walking.
It feels that its temperament must be very good now, that bright and sad expression, and the side face that looks up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, will definitely be able to fascinate thousands of girls.
In a blink of an eye, the evening passed quietly, and night fell on the street.
The roaring dog walked on the street like the wind. Although he tried his best to keep calm, he could see his hesitation from his eyes.
"How is it possible, how is it possible that I don't even look back after a heartbeat, is it because I'm not handsome enough?"
The roaring dog was already a little anxious, it wandered around the street again and again, but there was not a single girl who turned back, let alone a girl, not even a boy turned back.
When it thinks of never giving up on the punishment for failure, it sweats anxiously.
"No, go to the magic house and ask if there is a solution!"
In the end, it realized that it was absolutely impossible to turn back, so it thought of selling the magic house of the system.
……
Magic cabin.
Zhang Sen was lying with Lina and Tie Huayan watching the TV series of Forever Kingdom.
Sure enough, today was another day with no customers. I thought that with the first customer, there would be a second customer soon, but it was a pity that he was thinking too much.
"I think Martindi is the murderer." Lina said seriously while watching the TV series.
They watched a suspense drama called "Detective Black Cat Moss".
Now it happens that the black cat Moss is about to reason and find the murderer.
"The prisoner is you, Martindi!" At this moment, the black cat Moss pointed at the prisoner handsomely and said seriously.
Lina immediately cheered and said, "I knew it was him."
"What's the reason?" Zhang Sen asked curiously.
To be honest, because this suspense drama added a lot of fantasy content, he didn't even guess who the murderer was.
"Martindi's eyes are talking. He has an important plot to perform next. I can see that although he was very calm just now, his desire to perform is like a crater that is about to erupt. Just waiting for an eruption Opportunity." Lina replied with a smile.
Zhang Sen was speechless immediately, this kind of talent is too wonderful.
"After the three ears died last night, I already suspected that you killed the person, but although I am a strong martial artist, I can't suspect you as the murderer just based on my martial arts intuition, so last night I specially danced to the gods for divination. It was finally confirmed that you are the murderer, now you have got the stolen goods, surrender!" The black cat Moss said seriously at this time.
Zhang Sen still has an incredible feeling after hearing this, because this explanation makes perfect sense in Eternal Kingdom...
But in such a suspense drama, the reasoning link is too boring.
Next, the black cat Moss will explain Martindi's modus operandi, and these are not the conclusions he drew from his careful observation, but the pictures he saw through time retrospect after jumping into the big god.
Although the deciphering of the case and deciphering reasoning are very reasonable, but he still has a sense of disobedience. This probably has something to do with him being a native of Earth. Anyway, the audience in the Eternal Kingdom likes this set, after all, this is an extraordinary world.
Sure enough, as Lina said, it was Martindi's turn to perform and explain why he wanted to kill people. The hysterical grim expression mixed with sad emotions was extremely shocking.
It has to be said that Moss, the detective black cat, still has merits in being able to become the most popular TV series in NUS forever.
While Zhang Sen was thinking, the door was suddenly pushed open.
"welcome!"
When Zhang Sen saw the roaring dog, he didn't recognize it at all, so he said lightly.
"Brother, help!"
Numerous wrinkles appeared on the face of the roaring dog in an instant, and it knelt on the ground and yelled.
At this time, Lina looked at the roaring dog in surprise, and said, "Are you yesterday's guest dog?"
"How is it possible?" Zhang Sen stared at Lina and then at Roaring Dog with wide eyes, in disbelief.
Xiaodigou said with a mournful face, "I am the dog who bought the male god system yesterday."
"My God, the male god system's punishment is too harsh, it turned you into such a ghost." Zhang Sen said in amazement after hearing Roaring Dog's affirmation.
Roaring Dog's face darkened, and he said, "No, I have always looked like this, I just shaved..."
(End of this chapter)
Heaven and earth dog house.
Although it's called a dog house, it's actually a luxurious... dog house.
Xiaodigou has never been ashamed of being a dog, but is very proud that its ancestors are Xiaotianquan.
"Head...head...ah, it feels like my dog's head is going to explode."
In the early morning, the roaring dog kept rolling on the ground with his head in his arms. He was so drunk yesterday that the sequelae finally broke out in the morning.
At this time, the system interface appeared in front of it, and it froze for a while.
It endured a headache and touched the system interface, and then breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out to be a hallucination. It must have been drunk and its head was not clear enough.
"No, why hasn't it disappeared?"
It then rolled around with its head in its arms, and after a while it found that the system interface still hadn't disappeared.
At this time, it couldn't help but fell into deep thought, where did this thing come from?
Gradually, the memory fragments of yesterday began to emerge, and it finally remembered what happened in the magical cabin.
"Male God System!!!"
Suddenly, its eyes widened, looking at the system interface in front of it like a light bulb, and shouted excitedly.
It immediately tried to communicate with the system interface, because the communication method is not difficult, and soon it mastered how to view the information in the interface.
Main task: [Chapter of Neat Face As a male god, how can you be sloppy, please keep your body tidy immediately.Completion reward: male god breath +1 / failure penalty: Ding Ding shrinks by one centimeter. (undone)
"I'm going to take a shower now!" After finishing the mission, Xiaodigou immediately ran into the bathroom to wash up.
But after it was cleaned up, it was found that the task was still not completed, which made it completely incomprehensible.
It tries to get dressed, but the task still doesn't appear to be complete.
"No... no... it won't be..."
Suddenly, it thought of an extremely terrifying possibility, and couldn't help but tremble.
Humans have the habit of cutting their hair and shaving their beards. Could it be that this system wants it to shave all its hair?
Otherwise, it really can't figure out why the task is still in an unfinished state. As an old dog that has lived for countless years, it is definitely well-informed, and even most humans are not as good as it.
After thinking of this possibility, it actually knew that the possibility was very high.
"What if the aesthetics don't match the system?"
It was a little crazy to think, but it is definitely impossible to return the product. After all, the system usually only leans over the protagonist. It can get the system to prove that it is the protagonist. With such a high-profile existence, how can it return the product.
After considering nothing, it gritted its teeth and took out the razor, ready to sacrifice its sexy fur.
It shaved off the hair on its face with a tragic mood, and suddenly changed from a simple and honest dog head to a hairless and ferocious dog image.
After taking care of the few hairs on the top of the head, the system finally showed that the task was completed.
"Receive award!"
It quickly used its mind to receive the reward, and then it felt a little different.
Godly temperament +1, the effect is extraordinary.
It looked at the ferocious dog's head in the mirror, and found that it was pretty good without hair, very manly and domineering.
At this time, not only the main quests come out, but also the side quests can become accessible.
Side mission: [Elegant Chapter As a male god who fascinates thousands of girls, how can he be so rude, please stay elegant for a day.Completion reward: face value +5 / failure penalty: permanent cross-eyed. (undone)
It accepted the task, corrected its behavior immediately, even took out a hat and put it on its head, adjusted its tie and smiled, today it will be an elegant and beautiful dog.
However, as a descendant of the great Xiaotian dog, how can one task satisfy it, so it then chooses the second task.
Side mission: [Charming Zhang, as a male god who fascinates thousands of girls, how can he stay at home? Please go for a walk on the street and let the world appreciate your peerless beauty. Every time you get ten heartbeats, you will be rewarded +1 .Completion reward: male god temperament + N / failure penalty: never give up. (undone)
This punishment is a bit harsh, but as a beautiful dog, Xiaodigou has no doubts about his ability to complete the task.
Be classy!
The roaring dog took out a crutch, and then walked out of his dog house.
However, not long after it walked out of its own house, it saw a beautiful boy walking with a young woman lovingly.
It suddenly felt a heartache, the beautiful boy was Ma Da, and the young woman was Qiqi.
Ma Da is a Teddy dog who has been trained for thousands of years to become a demon, while Qiqi is a big demon who has been trained for thousands of years. The main body is a giant white poodle.
Roaring Digou fell in love with Qiqi at first sight, and spent a lot of money to please her, but in the end Qiqi still fell into the embrace of the teddy dog, Ma Da, and that's why she went to Sanchiming to get drunk.
But thinking that he already has the male god system, Roaring Dog suddenly raised his head and chest, thinking in his heart that if you ignore me today, I will ask you to be unworthy in the future.
"Isn't this the Roaring Dog? What a coincidence." The beautiful boy Ma Da couldn't help laughing when he saw the Roaring Dog.
Qiqi was surprised and said: "Xiaodigou, what's wrong with you, although I didn't choose you, but you don't have to harm yourself, right?"
"Superficial, I just want to change my image!" Roaring Dog insisted.
Qiqi nodded and said: "Well, although shaving is a bit ugly, it's really not that ugly compared to the original dark look."
"I still have something to do, let's not talk about it." Xiaodigou's face darkened immediately, and he straightened his hat and left.
Looking at the back of the roaring dog, Ma Da smiled and said, "It seems very unwilling."
"It's a pity that love is so unreasonable, my dear, the only one I like is you." Qiqi said immediately.
Ma Da was immediately moved: "I am the same, I only love you."
Then the two started to sprinkle dog food as if no one was there, and it was authentic dog food.
Roaring Dog looked back and saw the two of them being affectionate, and immediately yelled twice, feeling as if he had been beaten by something, and his heart ached.
"Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death to agree with each other." It looked up to the sky and sighed, and then continued walking.
It feels that its temperament must be very good now, that bright and sad expression, and the side face that looks up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, will definitely be able to fascinate thousands of girls.
In a blink of an eye, the evening passed quietly, and night fell on the street.
The roaring dog walked on the street like the wind. Although he tried his best to keep calm, he could see his hesitation from his eyes.
"How is it possible, how is it possible that I don't even look back after a heartbeat, is it because I'm not handsome enough?"
The roaring dog was already a little anxious, it wandered around the street again and again, but there was not a single girl who turned back, let alone a girl, not even a boy turned back.
When it thinks of never giving up on the punishment for failure, it sweats anxiously.
"No, go to the magic house and ask if there is a solution!"
In the end, it realized that it was absolutely impossible to turn back, so it thought of selling the magic house of the system.
……
Magic cabin.
Zhang Sen was lying with Lina and Tie Huayan watching the TV series of Forever Kingdom.
Sure enough, today was another day with no customers. I thought that with the first customer, there would be a second customer soon, but it was a pity that he was thinking too much.
"I think Martindi is the murderer." Lina said seriously while watching the TV series.
They watched a suspense drama called "Detective Black Cat Moss".
Now it happens that the black cat Moss is about to reason and find the murderer.
"The prisoner is you, Martindi!" At this moment, the black cat Moss pointed at the prisoner handsomely and said seriously.
Lina immediately cheered and said, "I knew it was him."
"What's the reason?" Zhang Sen asked curiously.
To be honest, because this suspense drama added a lot of fantasy content, he didn't even guess who the murderer was.
"Martindi's eyes are talking. He has an important plot to perform next. I can see that although he was very calm just now, his desire to perform is like a crater that is about to erupt. Just waiting for an eruption Opportunity." Lina replied with a smile.
Zhang Sen was speechless immediately, this kind of talent is too wonderful.
"After the three ears died last night, I already suspected that you killed the person, but although I am a strong martial artist, I can't suspect you as the murderer just based on my martial arts intuition, so last night I specially danced to the gods for divination. It was finally confirmed that you are the murderer, now you have got the stolen goods, surrender!" The black cat Moss said seriously at this time.
Zhang Sen still has an incredible feeling after hearing this, because this explanation makes perfect sense in Eternal Kingdom...
But in such a suspense drama, the reasoning link is too boring.
Next, the black cat Moss will explain Martindi's modus operandi, and these are not the conclusions he drew from his careful observation, but the pictures he saw through time retrospect after jumping into the big god.
Although the deciphering of the case and deciphering reasoning are very reasonable, but he still has a sense of disobedience. This probably has something to do with him being a native of Earth. Anyway, the audience in the Eternal Kingdom likes this set, after all, this is an extraordinary world.
Sure enough, as Lina said, it was Martindi's turn to perform and explain why he wanted to kill people. The hysterical grim expression mixed with sad emotions was extremely shocking.
It has to be said that Moss, the detective black cat, still has merits in being able to become the most popular TV series in NUS forever.
While Zhang Sen was thinking, the door was suddenly pushed open.
"welcome!"
When Zhang Sen saw the roaring dog, he didn't recognize it at all, so he said lightly.
"Brother, help!"
Numerous wrinkles appeared on the face of the roaring dog in an instant, and it knelt on the ground and yelled.
At this time, Lina looked at the roaring dog in surprise, and said, "Are you yesterday's guest dog?"
"How is it possible?" Zhang Sen stared at Lina and then at Roaring Dog with wide eyes, in disbelief.
Xiaodigou said with a mournful face, "I am the dog who bought the male god system yesterday."
"My God, the male god system's punishment is too harsh, it turned you into such a ghost." Zhang Sen said in amazement after hearing Roaring Dog's affirmation.
Roaring Dog's face darkened, and he said, "No, I have always looked like this, I just shaved..."
(End of this chapter)
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