The most powerful hero of the League of Legends
Chapter 1 I admit the wrong person
Chapter 1 I admit the wrong person
For Wang Yu, his gaming career has been flawless.
In the cf field, he has the terrifying titles of "absolute leader" and "legendary sniper god".
When he was in StarCraft, he was named the king of players and conquered countless professional players of the three major races.
The lol he participated in and planned is popular all over the world. He once led skt to sweep everything, and he is as close to the big devil faker as brothers.
A while ago, he played a game of Lion King in Hanbok, and accidentally abused and cried the female anchor, which attracted countless players to search for human flesh. For this reason, he hid from the limelight for three months. This kind of power is so strong that he can't even survive The feeling of being in love made him feel uncomfortable.
If he has to say that he has any shortcomings, it is that he has never got rid of his bragging habits.
For example, the above are all blown by him...
……
In fact, Wang Yu is just a young slut in a certain corner of a certain district in SZ City, with no power or power, he just lives and waits to die.
Because he is so good at bragging, now he is in trouble.
"Wang Yu, I'm pregnant!"
It was Lan Shan who spoke, wearing a lace bottoming shirt and a black silk skirt, a lively little beauty.
Wang Yu looked gloomy, glanced at her coldly, and said, "Tell me, how much does it cost?"
Lan Shan didn't answer, with a layer of mist in her eyes, she asked instead: "Is this what 'The Strongest King' and 'No. [-] in the National Service' said?"
Wang Yu was stunned for a moment, and dismissively said: "I have indeed boasted about this awesomeness, but what does it have to do with your pregnancy? What do you mean by asking me for it, fancy blackmail, street pottery?"
Lan Shan's face was pale, her delicate body was on the verge of falling, and she said in embarrassment, "Wang Yu, are you still a man?"
"Joke!" He was just about to burst into anger, but in a blink of an eye, seeing her collapsed, he calmed down and said, "Let's put it this way, I was confused after masturbating too much that night, but is it such a coincidence that I became a father overnight? Are you sure you didn't recognize the wrong person?"
Lan Shan was silent, and said for a long time, "I only slept with you."
"What a coincidence, I only slept with you." Wang Yu suppressed his anger, and before Lan Shan could be happy, he sneered, "Do you believe it?"
"You!" Lan Shan was trembling with anger, lowered her head lonely, and said: "You are the number one in the national uniform, you are the world champion, I am not worthy of you, and you will not fancy me, I know! "
"Then you still come to blackmail me, think I'm a sb! A hit? This is too old-fashioned! Miss, I'm just joking with you, you think I'm the number one in the world? Mouth king? On the street Just find anyone who is better than me, believe it or not?"
"Hehe." Lan Shan smiled sadly, but said, "I don't believe it."
He lowered his face, while the former said first: "Stop talking, I understand what you mean, I will solve this matter myself, you don't have to worry."
Hearing this, he became angry again. He and Lan Shan were just friends who met in the Internet cafe, and they had a hit because they had a good time. In his impression, this kind of woman is just for fun, and she will be first?Big joke!
"Miss, we are all adults, so can't we play happily?" He spread his hands and continued: "Look at my hands, do they look like Riven's full of sins?"
Lan Shan nodded without thinking, and said, "Like!"
I have to say that Wang Yu's hands are very attractive, with white and clean fingers, slender and round, and they look extremely powerful, which is quite unusual!
Wang Yu withdrew his hand resentfully, took out a few loose notes by the way, and said impatiently: "Take it, take it, the spicy next door, I'm unlucky, I slept with someone else's wife and paid for it myself to have an abortion!"
A beautiful dimple appeared on the corner of Lan Shan's mouth, she was used to the dirty words in his mouth, she raised her head and said, "Wang Yu, I don't want your money, and I don't want you to be responsible for me, I just want you to know that I am Your woman, the evidence is in my body."
"Snapped!"
Wang Yu was so angry that he slapped Lan Shan on the face, and cursed: "Shangfen bitch, I repeat, you have identified the wrong person, whether you want this money or not, don't come to me in the future!"
After speaking, he dropped the money and turned to leave.
Lan Shan squatted on the ground in grievance, hugging her knees and crying for a long time, until someone whispered in her ear: "Miss, the old man urged you to go home..."
……
"It's bad luck, it's too bad luck!" Wang Yu scolded as he walked, but he couldn't calm down the anger in his heart.
At this time, the phone rang.
Pick it up and take a look, international long distance!
He didn't think much about it, and when he got on the phone, he said, "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of your fart. I'm short of money now. I can save a few yuan by talking less for a minute, and it's 1 cents for a quick lunch!"
However, for a long time, there was no sound from the other end. Just when he was about to hang up, a furious female voice sounded and asked, "Are you a poodle?"
"Eldest sister, my surname is Wang, and my single name is Yu. You can call me Wang Yu, or you can call me handsome. It has nothing to do with dogs. Thank you!" He corrected him patiently.
"Yes, it's Wang Yu. I'm Bella, a Korean female anchor. You killed me fourteen times that day, exactly fourteen times! You crazy murderer!" The other end of the phone roared immediately.
"Hehehe." He slapped the other person coldly, before saying, "Miss, you misidentified the person."
"Wang Yu, don't try to quibble! Do you know how much I have spent trying to find you? Let me tell you, I will never end with you in this life. You wait for me. I have already bought the ticket. I will not beat you into mud Bella swears not to be human!"
"Miss, let me say it again, you've got the wrong person!" he roared angrily.
"No mistake!" screamed the other end.
"Fuck you MB, come to Lao Tzu instead of Ouba, get lost!"
Wang Yu hung up the phone angrily, and just after hanging up, the phone rang again, and it was still an international call.
"Speak up if you have something to say, and fart if you have something to say!" He pressed the connect button and said.
"Master, madam misses you very much, and wants to see you alone..."
He flickered wildly with ghostly flames, smoke from his seven orifices, and shouted: "You have mistaken the person!!!"
After finishing speaking, he raised his arms high and was about to throw the phone to the ground, when he glanced out of the corner of his eye and found that the location was too remote.
He ran two steps forward and came to the intersection of the street, where groups of passers-by were hurrying.
He grabbed the phone and yelled, "You've got the wrong person!"
All eyes gathered around him.
At this time, he used an exaggerated movement to drop the phone heavily to the ground, and with a "snap", the phone turned into three parts.
happy!He secretly pleased.
Pretending to be like the wind, always accompany me!
The people around showed the eyes of local tyrants, and the admiration was self-evident.
Just when he was thinking about how to continue to pretend, a female voice sounded: "Wang Yu, it's you!"
Hearing this voice, Wang Yu's hairs all stood on end. Before he could worry about the mobile phone, he turned around and ran away. However, the person who came was even faster, blocking his way with three steps at a time.
The beautiful woman in front of her was in her twenties, with fair skin and a moderate figure. She was wearing an apricot tulle blouse, red pants and yellow boots. She was delicate, fresh and graceful.
If it weren't for the murderous look on his face, it could be called Michelangelo's artistic living body.
"Hehe." The beauty looked at him and sneered.
"Hehe." Wang Yu couldn't escape, and smiled shyly.
"Don't run away?"
"Stop running." Seeing the beauty's slap, he hastily stopped: "Wait, wait!"
"Rowling, listen to me first!"
"I'll give you a chance to confess my last words." Rowling seemed gentle as water, but she never ambiguously moved her hands.
Wang Yu took a deep breath, calmed down, and said seriously, "This is how it happened."
"Today I became a father for no reason, a dog for no reason, and a young master for no reason. Look... have you got the wrong person too?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Rowling's eyes flashed coldly, her body was strong, she punched and kicked, and she started to go crazy when she grabbed him, and cursed at the same time: "You are a despicable, shameless, treacherous and treacherous bastard! This lady thinks highly of you!" How do you treat it when you are asked to play a positioning match? Grandma played ten rounds and you lost ten rounds to me. Do you think it was intentional or intentional?"
Wang Yu covered his face and kept dodging, the baby felt bitter, the baby felt wronged, but the baby didn't say anything...
Three minutes later, he couldn't bear the humiliation, his body shook, and he yelled: "You don't slap people in the face, you don't expose your faults when you swear, you are a beautiful and charming young lady who has no worries about food and clothing, can you care about the feelings of the poor people! "
Rowling stopped her offensive, gave him a sharp look, and said, "What did you just say?"
His flesh tensed, and he shook his head vigorously.
"Let you speak!"
"You are a rich lady, you don't have to be so gentle when you beat someone!"
"Front!"
"Slapping people only hits the face, cursing only short-sighted."
"Ahead!"
"..."
"Have you ruined another girl from another family?" Rowling asked with narrowed eyes.
Wang Yu noticed Rowling's strange expression, like a lion about to erupt, and quickly changed the subject, saying, "Today's weather is really nice, the sun is shining brightly, and the breeze is gentle."
With such a poor acting skill, he felt that he could not escape death. Unexpectedly, Rowling suddenly woke up and said, "I almost forgot!"
"What?" He was stunned.
"I'll settle this matter with you slowly. Come to Dragon Soul Internet Café to find me at night, and call when you get there!" Rowling finished speaking, glared at him, turned and left.
He froze for a moment, hey, Rowling has something to do with me?
I wipe, is it rolling or not rolling!
(End of this chapter)
For Wang Yu, his gaming career has been flawless.
In the cf field, he has the terrifying titles of "absolute leader" and "legendary sniper god".
When he was in StarCraft, he was named the king of players and conquered countless professional players of the three major races.
The lol he participated in and planned is popular all over the world. He once led skt to sweep everything, and he is as close to the big devil faker as brothers.
A while ago, he played a game of Lion King in Hanbok, and accidentally abused and cried the female anchor, which attracted countless players to search for human flesh. For this reason, he hid from the limelight for three months. This kind of power is so strong that he can't even survive The feeling of being in love made him feel uncomfortable.
If he has to say that he has any shortcomings, it is that he has never got rid of his bragging habits.
For example, the above are all blown by him...
……
In fact, Wang Yu is just a young slut in a certain corner of a certain district in SZ City, with no power or power, he just lives and waits to die.
Because he is so good at bragging, now he is in trouble.
"Wang Yu, I'm pregnant!"
It was Lan Shan who spoke, wearing a lace bottoming shirt and a black silk skirt, a lively little beauty.
Wang Yu looked gloomy, glanced at her coldly, and said, "Tell me, how much does it cost?"
Lan Shan didn't answer, with a layer of mist in her eyes, she asked instead: "Is this what 'The Strongest King' and 'No. [-] in the National Service' said?"
Wang Yu was stunned for a moment, and dismissively said: "I have indeed boasted about this awesomeness, but what does it have to do with your pregnancy? What do you mean by asking me for it, fancy blackmail, street pottery?"
Lan Shan's face was pale, her delicate body was on the verge of falling, and she said in embarrassment, "Wang Yu, are you still a man?"
"Joke!" He was just about to burst into anger, but in a blink of an eye, seeing her collapsed, he calmed down and said, "Let's put it this way, I was confused after masturbating too much that night, but is it such a coincidence that I became a father overnight? Are you sure you didn't recognize the wrong person?"
Lan Shan was silent, and said for a long time, "I only slept with you."
"What a coincidence, I only slept with you." Wang Yu suppressed his anger, and before Lan Shan could be happy, he sneered, "Do you believe it?"
"You!" Lan Shan was trembling with anger, lowered her head lonely, and said: "You are the number one in the national uniform, you are the world champion, I am not worthy of you, and you will not fancy me, I know! "
"Then you still come to blackmail me, think I'm a sb! A hit? This is too old-fashioned! Miss, I'm just joking with you, you think I'm the number one in the world? Mouth king? On the street Just find anyone who is better than me, believe it or not?"
"Hehe." Lan Shan smiled sadly, but said, "I don't believe it."
He lowered his face, while the former said first: "Stop talking, I understand what you mean, I will solve this matter myself, you don't have to worry."
Hearing this, he became angry again. He and Lan Shan were just friends who met in the Internet cafe, and they had a hit because they had a good time. In his impression, this kind of woman is just for fun, and she will be first?Big joke!
"Miss, we are all adults, so can't we play happily?" He spread his hands and continued: "Look at my hands, do they look like Riven's full of sins?"
Lan Shan nodded without thinking, and said, "Like!"
I have to say that Wang Yu's hands are very attractive, with white and clean fingers, slender and round, and they look extremely powerful, which is quite unusual!
Wang Yu withdrew his hand resentfully, took out a few loose notes by the way, and said impatiently: "Take it, take it, the spicy next door, I'm unlucky, I slept with someone else's wife and paid for it myself to have an abortion!"
A beautiful dimple appeared on the corner of Lan Shan's mouth, she was used to the dirty words in his mouth, she raised her head and said, "Wang Yu, I don't want your money, and I don't want you to be responsible for me, I just want you to know that I am Your woman, the evidence is in my body."
"Snapped!"
Wang Yu was so angry that he slapped Lan Shan on the face, and cursed: "Shangfen bitch, I repeat, you have identified the wrong person, whether you want this money or not, don't come to me in the future!"
After speaking, he dropped the money and turned to leave.
Lan Shan squatted on the ground in grievance, hugging her knees and crying for a long time, until someone whispered in her ear: "Miss, the old man urged you to go home..."
……
"It's bad luck, it's too bad luck!" Wang Yu scolded as he walked, but he couldn't calm down the anger in his heart.
At this time, the phone rang.
Pick it up and take a look, international long distance!
He didn't think much about it, and when he got on the phone, he said, "Speak quickly if you have something to say, and let go of your fart. I'm short of money now. I can save a few yuan by talking less for a minute, and it's 1 cents for a quick lunch!"
However, for a long time, there was no sound from the other end. Just when he was about to hang up, a furious female voice sounded and asked, "Are you a poodle?"
"Eldest sister, my surname is Wang, and my single name is Yu. You can call me Wang Yu, or you can call me handsome. It has nothing to do with dogs. Thank you!" He corrected him patiently.
"Yes, it's Wang Yu. I'm Bella, a Korean female anchor. You killed me fourteen times that day, exactly fourteen times! You crazy murderer!" The other end of the phone roared immediately.
"Hehehe." He slapped the other person coldly, before saying, "Miss, you misidentified the person."
"Wang Yu, don't try to quibble! Do you know how much I have spent trying to find you? Let me tell you, I will never end with you in this life. You wait for me. I have already bought the ticket. I will not beat you into mud Bella swears not to be human!"
"Miss, let me say it again, you've got the wrong person!" he roared angrily.
"No mistake!" screamed the other end.
"Fuck you MB, come to Lao Tzu instead of Ouba, get lost!"
Wang Yu hung up the phone angrily, and just after hanging up, the phone rang again, and it was still an international call.
"Speak up if you have something to say, and fart if you have something to say!" He pressed the connect button and said.
"Master, madam misses you very much, and wants to see you alone..."
He flickered wildly with ghostly flames, smoke from his seven orifices, and shouted: "You have mistaken the person!!!"
After finishing speaking, he raised his arms high and was about to throw the phone to the ground, when he glanced out of the corner of his eye and found that the location was too remote.
He ran two steps forward and came to the intersection of the street, where groups of passers-by were hurrying.
He grabbed the phone and yelled, "You've got the wrong person!"
All eyes gathered around him.
At this time, he used an exaggerated movement to drop the phone heavily to the ground, and with a "snap", the phone turned into three parts.
happy!He secretly pleased.
Pretending to be like the wind, always accompany me!
The people around showed the eyes of local tyrants, and the admiration was self-evident.
Just when he was thinking about how to continue to pretend, a female voice sounded: "Wang Yu, it's you!"
Hearing this voice, Wang Yu's hairs all stood on end. Before he could worry about the mobile phone, he turned around and ran away. However, the person who came was even faster, blocking his way with three steps at a time.
The beautiful woman in front of her was in her twenties, with fair skin and a moderate figure. She was wearing an apricot tulle blouse, red pants and yellow boots. She was delicate, fresh and graceful.
If it weren't for the murderous look on his face, it could be called Michelangelo's artistic living body.
"Hehe." The beauty looked at him and sneered.
"Hehe." Wang Yu couldn't escape, and smiled shyly.
"Don't run away?"
"Stop running." Seeing the beauty's slap, he hastily stopped: "Wait, wait!"
"Rowling, listen to me first!"
"I'll give you a chance to confess my last words." Rowling seemed gentle as water, but she never ambiguously moved her hands.
Wang Yu took a deep breath, calmed down, and said seriously, "This is how it happened."
"Today I became a father for no reason, a dog for no reason, and a young master for no reason. Look... have you got the wrong person too?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Rowling's eyes flashed coldly, her body was strong, she punched and kicked, and she started to go crazy when she grabbed him, and cursed at the same time: "You are a despicable, shameless, treacherous and treacherous bastard! This lady thinks highly of you!" How do you treat it when you are asked to play a positioning match? Grandma played ten rounds and you lost ten rounds to me. Do you think it was intentional or intentional?"
Wang Yu covered his face and kept dodging, the baby felt bitter, the baby felt wronged, but the baby didn't say anything...
Three minutes later, he couldn't bear the humiliation, his body shook, and he yelled: "You don't slap people in the face, you don't expose your faults when you swear, you are a beautiful and charming young lady who has no worries about food and clothing, can you care about the feelings of the poor people! "
Rowling stopped her offensive, gave him a sharp look, and said, "What did you just say?"
His flesh tensed, and he shook his head vigorously.
"Let you speak!"
"You are a rich lady, you don't have to be so gentle when you beat someone!"
"Front!"
"Slapping people only hits the face, cursing only short-sighted."
"Ahead!"
"..."
"Have you ruined another girl from another family?" Rowling asked with narrowed eyes.
Wang Yu noticed Rowling's strange expression, like a lion about to erupt, and quickly changed the subject, saying, "Today's weather is really nice, the sun is shining brightly, and the breeze is gentle."
With such a poor acting skill, he felt that he could not escape death. Unexpectedly, Rowling suddenly woke up and said, "I almost forgot!"
"What?" He was stunned.
"I'll settle this matter with you slowly. Come to Dragon Soul Internet Café to find me at night, and call when you get there!" Rowling finished speaking, glared at him, turned and left.
He froze for a moment, hey, Rowling has something to do with me?
I wipe, is it rolling or not rolling!
(End of this chapter)
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