star king

Chapter 4 Xiao Ming Get Out

"Guo Lao is being polite, Guo Lao is going to tell a joke, and the atmosphere will get better."

"That's right, I felt a little heavy just now, to be happy in life is to be happy, to brighten up the atmosphere."

"Get it done!"

"Get it done!"

"..."

Although only a small part of the thousands of fans were active, the subtitles were still scrolling, all asking Su Tong to tell jokes and stories.

I have to say that Su Tong's singing is average, but he is very talented in acting, and he is good at telling jokes and stories.

If you want to tell good jokes and stories, you also need the cooperation of facial expressions and body language.

"Haha, that's enough nonsense, I'm going to start telling a few jokes next." Su Tong smiled mysteriously: "This is a series of jokes, most of you must have never heard of them, those with low laughs should pay attention to protect the screen, Please do not eat during the joke segment."

Everyone is amazed, in the information age, the Internet is very developed, how many jokes have you never heard?
Ninety percent of the jokes that Su Tong told before have been known to the public. They like to listen to them only because they have reviewed them again, and Su Tong's jokes are more in place.

"This series of jokes mainly has two protagonists, one is the teacher and the other is Xiao Ming. I will tell you a few tonight, and then I will tell you a brand new novella." Su Tong has already arranged for tonight's live broadcast. Xiaoyu also sang, and she sang the song given by Su Tong, but due to unexpected fans of Shenwei, she had to replace it with "Flower Basket" ordered by Shenwei.

Su Tong searched the Internet, but he couldn't find Xiao Ming's get out series of jokes. Not only that, this world lacks too many classic resources from the previous world.

This discovery made Su Tong ecstatic. The rebirth really came with a blessing, but unfortunately it will be very painful in the early stage, just look at this hemorrhoid.

It's bitter before it's sweet, Su Tong endured it.

"Aha, first of all, let me explain that this teacher is a female teacher, and Xiao Ming is of course a male." Su Tong said without immediately throwing a joke.

A general live broadcast will last for several hours, and it is impossible for the anchor to make the show climax from the beginning to the end every time.

Knowing how to talk is the kingly way.

"Speak quickly, tell me, old man, familiarity is familiarity, if you can't make me laugh, hehe, I promise I won't beat you to death."

"Hurry up, I want to hear the story of the female teacher."

"Let's start, the prince is telling that story."

"What's for sale in the front row, mineral water, melon seeds..."

The fans started rioting again.

Su Tong was ashamed, so what's the story?

This kind of thing was thought of by someone with a special hobby, but it is true that Xiao Ming's Get Out series is basically about that.

"Cough." Su Tong stopped talking nonsense, pretended to be a serious teacher, and his voice became a little more mature and feminine: "Xiao Ming, your homework is getting worse and worse, what's going on? "

This is naturally what the female teacher said. Everyone smiled knowingly. Su Tong pretended to be funny. Whether it was his voice or his expression, it sounded and looked like he wanted to make people laugh.

"Huh? I've never heard of it."

"Haha, looking forward to it, I don't know what will happen next."

"I must not laugh."

The audience stared at Su Tong while listening carefully.

"Teacher, wait for me to find out the reason, can I tell you in the afternoon?" Su Tong's voice changed, very tender, obviously playing the role of Xiao Zheng and Xiao Ming.

Haha, everyone chuckled, this guy's voice can change quite a bit, if the two voices were given to strangers separately, it would be hard to tell that they were from the same person.

Soon, Su Tong's voice returned to normal, and he said in the role of narrator: "In the afternoon, the teacher called Xiao Ming out of the classroom again."

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I found it. My grandfather said that the homework is getting more and more difficult, and he can't help it."

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~"

"Pfft~"

……

I don't know how many people couldn't help laughing at the other end of the screen, and I don't know how many screens suffered.

"Pey, what a shocking turn of events, it turns out that the grandpa is helping the grandson with homework. Ouch, it's too bad, I laughed so hard."

"Damn it, I was drinking water disobediently, and the water and nasal cakes were sprayed out of my nose."

"Oh my god, this is really the first time I've heard this joke. It's so funny, it's funny, Xiao Ming, and Grandpa doesn't explain it."

"The whole family is funny, haha."

"..."

Rows of Haagen-Dazs swiped the screen, nothing to say, a smile that is hard to buy, followed by a burst of laughter and complaints from fans.

Xiao Yu's mind was very bright, and she understood the joke immediately, giggling non-stop.

Xiaoxiao is still young, she doesn't understand well, and she is not interested. Seeing Su Tong's happy appearance, she weakly tugged at the corner of his clothes and begged, "Gege, grilled fish, Xiaoxiao wants to eat grilled fish."

The little guy can't forget the grilled fish last night.

"You can't mention grilled fish on the show, my dear." Su Tong was speechless, and the child's thinking was unconstrained, and he couldn't restrain himself: "My sister was singing just now, and she was thirsty. Pour her a glass of water."

Although Xiaoxiao was unhappy, she was still very obedient, and climbed off the stool to pour water for Xiaoyu.

"What grilled fish, Mr. Guo, please clarify."

"Guo Lao, it's not good for children to eat too much barbecue, let little Qiao eat less barbecue."

"I haven't heard Xiao Qiao yelling about eating grilled fish before. What's going on, let the old man talk about it."

Many fans like to listen to Nian Nujiao chatting about family affairs, wanting to know little things about their siblings, especially about Xiao Yu and Xiao Xiao.

As a last resort, Su Tong babbled for a while, briefly talked about what happened last night, and then continued to tell Xiao Ming's jokes.

[Teacher: Xiao Ming, please use one sentence to prove your anger when you can't find someone.

Xiao Ming: Bastard, where the hell are you?

Teacher: Quality.

Xiao Ming: Turtle, where are you?

Teacher: Get out! 】

……

"Haha, it's so funny."

"Xiao Ming, get out! Haha."

"I think I've fallen in love with Xiao Ming."

……

[Xiao Ming: Teacher, I like you.

Teacher: I don't like children.

Xiao Ming: I don't like children either. We can have children.

Teacher: Get out! 】

After Su Tong told a few Xiao Ming series jokes, the fans burst into laughter and shouted that they couldn't stand it any longer.

"Cough." Su Tong cleared his throat, with a handsome and charming smile on his face: "It's Da Qiao's turn next. She's going to sing a new song, what song is it? I believe it will be very nice A song, it is a song that belongs to Da Qiao completely, after tonight, I am sure, it will slowly spread across the country, and in the future it will be no less popular than the popular golden songs in the music world, and it will be spread for a long time."

The audience was taken aback. Su Tong's opening remarks were too confident and powerful, and he dared to boast so much.

Su Tong's eyes were full of confidence: "This song, I waited too long for this day, and it was born tonight, bringing the people living in the steel jungle back to the countryside full of idyllic taste, bringing the matured People bring back golden childhoods."

(End of this chapter)