star king

Chapter 445

After reading and tasting "Tengwang Pavilion", the old guy became excited again, because Su Tong just said that he was going to fight.

It's so enjoyable, tonight is destined to be a sleepless night, full of surprises.

The old guys immediately boarded the microwave, full of expectations.

And half an hour ago, Su Tong logged into Microwave and showed it was online, causing a sensation in the microwave industry.

"The gods have come out."

"Ho Ho, God is here again."

"My wife, come out to see the Buddha, the Buddha should have finished his meal and came out to save the world."

"Haha, Princess is here, did you go to eat before?"

"The good show is coming, and I knew Gege wouldn't let it go in a hurry."

"..."

Many people who sit in front of the computer with their rice bowls in their hands even when eating, or use their mobile phones to scan the microwave while eating at the table are very excited.

After waiting for almost two hours, there was only one song "Grass", started the war with great fanfare, and then there was no news. This is not like Su Tong's style.

Afterwards everyone thought about it, it was time for dinner, Su Tong must have been busy with dinner.

People in the cross talk world are unwilling to be lonely, and are still stubbornly resisting.

For example, the old comedian tomorrow.

"What kind of broken poem did you write? It's just nonsense. Could it be that the grass is luxuriant in all seasons and can live forever? I'm an old man, not a literati. I can't understand this broken poem. If I have the ability, I will write a simpler one so that I can read it too." I understand." Tomorrow is messing around, unreasonable.

Su Tong happened to see tomorrow's nagging and arrogance, thought about it, commented on tomorrow's Weibo, wrote a paragraph, and sent it to his own Weibo.

Suddenly, a poem appeared.

"Tomorrow Song
Tomorrow after tomorrow,
There are so many tomorrows.

I live for tomorrow,
Everything is in vain. "

As soon as this poem came out, netizens burst into laughter after reading it.

Fuck, this poem is simple and easy to understand, as long as a child of a few years old can understand it.

How much damage is this for Gege, he is killed with one blow.

"Haha, tomorrow is ruined, I laughed to death."

"I live for tomorrow, and everything is in vain. What a profound truth, tomorrow, you go to die, haha."

"I'm sorry, the name tomorrow should represent the future. Looking forward, Ge Ge made such a fuss, and tomorrow he will become a street mouse. Everyone will shout and beat him."

"It reminds me of Twilight, haha, no, I can't help it."

"This poem basically has no artistic conception. It is not as profound as the artistic conception of "Deng Le You Yuan", but it has a profound understanding of life, which is amazing."

"66666666, this is Ge Ge. Tomorrow he will be a big bastard. It is a waste to scold him with the top ancient poems, so this one is the best for him."

"Tomorrow, do you understand this poem? If you don't understand, I will explain it to you. In fact, it only means one thing, that is, you are the source of evil, and you are a thing that everyone despises. Oh, by the way, you are not a thing." , almost forgot, haha."

"..."

The people from the League of Legends burst out laughing, waiting for two hours was not in vain, it was so enjoyable.

Tomorrow, the cross talk actors are eating, and when they see this poem, they feel bad.

He just said that he couldn't understand "Grass", and some people said that he was too uneducated. If he said he couldn't understand this poem, wouldn't it be true that he was uneducated?
Ma De, if the tragedy didn't happen to me, I really can't empathize with it. It's too tragic to be named and scolded by Su Tong tomorrow, and to write famous poems.

Su Tong's information in the encyclopedia, his illustrious military exploits are vivid, and the literati he scolded were all crucified and could not be washed away for a lifetime.

That's not a good reputation.

Literati such as the dusk and the incense burner still resent Su Tong in their hearts. Such a disgraceful thing will never be forgotten.

At least for now, the allusions to those poems have been written into history, and these unlucky bastards seem to be carrying Su Tong all the time, as tall as they are, Su Tong is as dazzling as they are.

Do you still want to show up?

After thinking about it for a long time, I will be so angry that I won't be able to eat any more tomorrow, so I won't stand up, and I can't be ashamed anymore.

At the same time, he was also cursing inwardly, the literati are the most serious, peat, what words are like the person, they are all liars.

After sending tomorrow a poem, Su Tong looked for it according to the blacklist provided by the old guys.

This time his goal is an actor with a very unique stage name, from the Northwest, called Shachang, who talks about cross talk and also plays sketches, and is an old woman over forty years old.

What's wrong with women, what's wrong with not respecting the old, it's because you didn't love the young first.

Su Tong killed them all.

Look at what this battlefield said, damn it, it doesn't matter if you call those old guys old and not dead, but if you call me a jerk, I have no culture in my stomach, will I be grandstanding?
You're dead, I've lost my integrity, and I can't let you go, Su Tong is very angry, who told you to be too honest, I'm even more of a jerk than a jerk, what do you need to say?
Hehe, before attacking, Su Tong also got to know this young lady, who is pretty, but married to an ugly man.

This kind of woman deserves what she deserves. When she was young, she didn't obey the three virtues and had so many boyfriends. When she gets old, she can only marry an ugly monster.

"This beauty is not unappetizing, and I can barely lose my integrity." Su Tong made up his mind, @沙场, posted a microwave.

Less than ten minutes after the first poem, the second poem appeared.

"Western music
Grape wine luminous glass,
If you want to drink the pipa, you will be reminded immediately. ?
Drunk and sleeping on the battlefield Lord Mo Xiao,
How many people fought back in ancient times. "

A piece of Wang Han's "Liangzhou Ci" was changed to "Xiliang Song" by Su Tong, and "Drunk Sleeping Battlefield" was also changed to "Drunk Sleeping Battlefield", mainly to disgust the actress' cross talk battlefield.

"Pfft~"

Netizens of "Song of Tomorrow" still feel that it is well-behaved, but this "Xiliang Song" is too unscrupulous.

Just put the battlefield to sleep, can it not be so funny.

Netizens burst out laughing.

"The battlefield is so pitiful, haha."

"Gege, don't sleep with that old woman, we should leave this difficult task to us."

"Haha, Gege doesn't even need morals this time, awesome."

"What, Ge Ge didn't say that he slept by himself, everyone can sleep."

"Haha, my stomach hurts too much, the old woman must have fainted."

"A moment of silence for the people in the cross talk world. It's not good to offend anyone. It's not too much to offend my brother. If you want to blackmail him, you can't go too far to make yourself popular. Other kittens and puppies are indifferent, and he doesn't bother to care. This time you not only provoke Gege, he also provokes people in the literary world, so it's no wonder Gege doesn't get mad."

"..."

Netizens were crazy about it. Even if Su Tong's fans didn't come for his literary talent at first, they loved Wuwu and Wu afterward, and fell in love with all his works.

At this time, the battlefield actually saw Su Tong's first song "Grass", and after learning about Su Tong's history, he was already very disturbed and uneasy, for fear that he would also suffer disaster.

What should come will come after all, when she heard that Su Tong also sent her poems, she nervously came up to read them.

Seeing this, she really almost fainted.

(End of this chapter)