star king

Chapter 857 God's Turn

Seeing Su Tong's composition, the little princess blushed.

"Xiaotong, you're rascal again." She blushed and blamed.

"Where is the hooligan?" Su Tong asked innocently.

The little princess was very angry, of course she couldn't tell where she was a hooligan, even though she was older than Su Tong, but her heart was only ten years old.

Her aunt is too protective of her, and her identity makes her have few friends.

Some middle school students started to play with microwaves, and some of them who knew Su Tong from the textbooks found them. They were surprised when they saw Su Tong's microwaves.

In their view, a saint should be a non-human being.

But seeing Su Tong's down-to-earth microwave, he almost stared out of his eyes.

If you think about it, a sage is also a human being, and he also has the seven emotions and six desires.

Adults think it's normal, a goddess who looks dignified and elegant will also do things in bed...

"Jizi hand!"

"Damn it, I found out that Ge Ge can write jokes like that."

"Is the joke a compliment or a derogation?"

"It depends on the person."

"Is there another saying?"

"Why not, is cuteness a compliment or a derogation? It's mainly about appearance."

"I see."

"Bozhu, let's come up with a joke title this time."

"Yes, yes, we like to watch Grid write jokes."

"My brother is amazing, let's write a few more jokes."

"Duanzi, Duanzi, Duanzi, I'll watch Duanzi tonight."

"..."

Netizens appealed to the "Daily Question" to ask another question, and it was about jokes.

Su Tong didn't pay attention to the comments of netizens, but the owner of "Daily Question" paid close attention, and asked Su Tong privately if he could still answer the question?
Su Tong didn't read the private messages, because there were too many private messages. He didn't completely block the private messages, but he wouldn't read them either.

Those who really need to find him will find him in other ways.

For more than ten minutes, Su Tong didn't reply to the private message, and the owner of the "Daily Ask" knew that Su Tong either didn't have time to read the private message, or he wouldn't check the private message box at all.

Think about what Su Tong said earlier that you have some time tonight, so let's follow the netizens and come up with another joke.

Afterwards, "Daily Question" Microwave updated again: Everyone is free to play, and come up with a funny and magical twist.

Haha, this is good, everyone left comments and wrote jokes.

"When my daughter left home to go to college, she left her beloved little potted plants and goldfish for me to take care of.

But she couldn't rest assured, because my mother's carelessness is notorious.

As a result, the flowers and plants withered, and I told her about it.

One day she called back, and I was ashamed to tell her that the goldfish was also dead.

She was silent for a long time, and then asked softly: Is dad okay? "

"Class in the afternoon.

A classmate raised his hand and said: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet.

The teacher said: Then you can think about it. "

"I went to the park and wanted to play on the swing in front of me, so I went over to discuss it with the kid who was playing.

I said: kid, are you alone?
The kid looked at me and nodded.

So I smiled and said to him: Then let me play, or I will kill you. "

"..."

Netizens have opened their minds one after another, whether it is original or reposted.

Anyway, everyone enjoyed watching it.

"Haha, it's so funny, netizens really can do anything."

"It's too powerful, it's all jokes."

"Where's Gege's joke?"

"Gege's jokes can't be worse than these jokes."

"Brother, we know you are the best, serve the food quickly."

"Come on, Grid."

"..."

Netizens are most looking forward to Su Tong's jokes, wailing.

And at this time, Su Tong's microwave was finally updated, and its magical turn was shocking and amazing:
[I had a quarrel with my girlfriend, we quarreled fiercely, we broke all kinds of things, it seems that this time is irreversible, we have to break up...

Then I woke up with a sigh of relief—good thing it was a dream.

But when I think about it carefully, I don't know the girl in the dream at all, so do I have a girlfriend?

At this time, a delicate voice came from outside the door: "Honey, are you awake? I bought you breakfast."

Then the door was pushed open, and a bloated yellow-faced woman walked in carrying a plastic bag.

I was dumbfounded.

but.

The yellow-faced woman walked past my bed and went to the next bed.

I'm in the hospital?
I turned my face and saw a long-haired girl lying on my bed, I couldn't see her face clearly.

I stretched out my hand to wake up the girl, and she raised her face—so beautiful.

The girl said, "Dad, you're awake."

I asked, "Why am I here, where is your mother?"

"Dad, are you sleepy? Mom is already dead."

"What, what year is it? What's wrong with me?"

"It's 2046, you're terminally ill, and the doctor says you only have one month to live."

"..."

"But now that medicine is developed, the hospital has already cured your terminal illness."

"Great."

"But we sold all our family property for medical treatment. Not only can we not afford the hospitalization fee, but we also lost our family. Fortunately, I found a job and the income is not bad, at least enough for our father and daughter to live on."

"Oh."

"Yesterday, I received fifty customers in one night. I was really exhausted, so I fell asleep just now."

"you……"

"Dad, what are you thinking? I'm talking about taking clients."

"cough~"

"Oh, but now that the crackdown is strict, the drug business is hard to do."

"you!"

At this time, a doctor in a white coat came in and reprimanded sharply: "Xiao Li, get out of here!"

The girl made a face, giggled and ran out.

Doctor: "Sorry, that's my daughter, she always likes to play tricks on patients."

Me: "What kind of hospital is this? What kind of disease do I have?"

"This is a mental rehabilitation center. You suffer from paranoia and always imagine that you have a girlfriend."

"After a long time, I still don't have a girlfriend..."

"No, you have a girlfriend, and she's pretty."

"What about her?"

"You were mentally ill, she couldn't bear it and broke up with you."

"You nonsense! I'm not sick, I'm going out! I'm going to find her!"

"Yes, you are indeed not sick, we misdiagnosed." The doctor handed over a form: "Please sign here."

"what is this?"

"This is a medical certificate confirming that you are mentally normal. After signing, you can be discharged from the hospital."

I picked up the pen and signed quickly: "Can I go now?"

As soon as the doctor waved, two policemen walked into the ward and showed me their handcuffs: "Please come with us."

"What's going on here? Where are you taking me?"

Police: "Your girlfriend wants to break up with you. You killed her in a fit of anger, and then pretended to be mentally ill to escape the crime, but the doctor has confirmed that you are mentally normal, so please come with us."

The police came forward to drag me away, and I struggled desperately: "No, I didn't kill my girlfriend, I... I remembered, I don't have a girlfriend at all!"

The policeman stopped and smiled.Then they took off their police uniforms, revealing their white coats.

The doctor stepped forward: "You finally remembered. What you have is actually amnesia. We just used shock therapy to finally restore your memory."

I took a breath: "After a long time, I still don't have a girlfriend."

The doctor smiled: "Of course not, you have been married for so many years..."

I also laughed: "Yeah, I remembered, I have a beautiful wife..."

The doctor stopped laughing and looked at me seriously: "Now tell me, where did you hide your wife's body?
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(End of this chapter)