star king

Chapter 903
The finale program has very high requirements.

Not only the script of the skit must be very good and amusing, but the actors must also show strong acting talent.

Pure words can make people laugh, and pure body movements can also make people laugh.

"Selling Abductees", as a comedy sketch and the finale of the Spring Festival Gala, showed the powerful charm of the lines of the script and the performers from the very beginning.

The audience was leaning forward with laughter from the very beginning.

During the live broadcast of Sky City, the skit "Selling Abductees" is still in progress.

Su Tong on the stage glanced at the third actor, and said to his daughter-in-law, "That person has a very serious problem."

Yang Feifei was puzzled: "What? What's wrong with him?"

Su Tong regretted, "It's too serious."

The audience was amused by Su Tong's expression and actions.

The third actor, Dawei, is very simple and honest, with a big head and a thick neck. He was about to ride a bicycle. When he heard that he put the bicycle away, he turned around and said to Su Tong with a little displeasure: "What are you talking about?"

Su Tong waved his hand, as if he was caught doing something bad, and said foolishly: "Hehe, it's none of your business."

Everyone smothered their laughter.

Dawei shook his head, turned around and went back to the bicycle.

Yang Feifei took Su Tong's arm, wondering: "What is it, serious?"

Su Tong said: "You should tell him, don't tell this disease, it's dangerous..."

As he said that, seeing Dawei paying attention to this side and wanting to come over, Su Tong, who was sitting on the bench, explained to Dawei: "It's okay, I see something wrong here, if my wife doesn't let me tell you, you can I can't believe it, let's go, it's okay, hehe, it's okay, let's go..."

The audience burst into laughter.

Dawei was a little dissatisfied: "You are so naughty, you are really..." Then he turned around and prepared to ride his bicycle again.

Su Tong said with regret: "This disease is discovered at an advanced stage!"

The audience couldn't hold it anymore, Su Tong was too hurt.

Dawei couldn't bear it anymore, walked back again, and said angrily, "What's the matter with you? Say something nice during Chinese New Year! What's the matter?"

Su Tong quickly comforted: "Don't get excited, you see something wrong, oh, you don't believe it."

"Pfft~"

The audience was overjoyed, and the flickering began.

Dawei was successfully aroused, and began to fall into the trap: "You have to tell me, I believe it or not, what's going on?"

Dawei was attracted, and Su Tong started to act: "Let's not talk about the illness, I know what you do!"

Dawei was surprised: "You still know what I do, what do I do?"

Su Tong said confidently, "You are a big business boss..."

Dawei was stunned: "What?"

Su Tong: "That's impossible."

The audience laughed until their stomachs ached.

Dawei said unhappily: "Nonsense, did the big boss ride this?"

Su Tong approached Dawei, sniffed, confidently said, "Working in a restaurant."

Yang Feifei was surprised: "How do you know he is in the restaurant?"

With his hands behind his back, Su Tong pretended to be coercive, "I smell like chopped green onion."

Everyone is very happy.

Then, Su Tong asked Dawei: "Is it from the hotel?"

Dawei looked shocked, but still couldn't believe it: "Then... why do you think I work in a restaurant?"

Su Tong vividly performed the movements that chefs often do, and then said: "The chef who throws the spoon!"

Dawei was surprised: "Huh?"

Su Tong asked imposingly, "Really?"

Confused, Yang Feifei asked Su Tong, "Oh, how do you know he's a chef?"

Su Tong was confident: "Big head, thick neck, either a rich man or a cook."

After talking to Yang Feifei, Su Tong asked Dawei again: "Really? Is it the chef?"

Dawei thought it was amazing, and had to admit: "Wow, it's okay, do the math and you guessed it right."

Su Tong was dissatisfied and said, "Don't count, right?"

Dawei: "Ah, yay, yes, I guessed my occupation correctly. Then what did you say about me just now? It's serious and late. What's going on?"

Su Tong asked, "Can you believe it?"

Dawei was in a hurry: "You have to tell me to know whether I believe it or not."

Haha, Dawei got into the trap, and the audience watched with gusto.

Su Tong asked: "Recently, I haven't felt a certain part of your body. It's different from the past. You think, you think hard, and you tell the truth."

Dawei was confused: "I don't feel any difference, I just feel that my face is getting bigger?"

Su Tong: "By the way, this is not the main symptom! Do you know why your face is big?"

Dawei: "Why?"

Su Tong was serious, and said confidently: "It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that suffocates the top."

The audience burst out laughing, what kind of nonsense is this, it's serious.

Dawei: "Where did you hold back?"

Su Tong: "Below the waist, feet up."

Dawei looked at himself and came back to his senses: "Legs?"

Su Tong praised: "Right!"

Dawei quit now, and retorted: "No, my legs are fine."

Su Tong sneered: "Two steps, two steps, two steps if you are not sick! Do you want to see a doctor? Just take two steps to see a doctor!"

Dawei didn't believe in evil anymore: "Let's go, let's take two steps..."

As he said that, he started to walk, muttering as he walked: "Take two steps, take two steps, take two steps..."

Dawei's walking movements amused everyone, which was too funny.

Su Tong watched Dawei walking, and suddenly shouted: "Stop! Are there any problems with your shoes?"

Dawei was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Su Tong said, "One is high and the other is low?"

……

The audience couldn't stop laughing at all, there was really no one with this trickery skill.

Su Tong: "Well, I'll adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your legs follow my hand to lift up as high as you can, and if I tell you to fall, you can just fall as hard as you want, okay? Believe it or not? The leg is definitely sick, and the right leg is short! Come on, get up!"

Dawei has already entered the set, acting in accordance with Su Tong's words.

Suddenly, Su Tong shouted: "Stop! Is it numb?"

Dawei said blankly, "It's numb."

Yang Feifei looked at Su Tong and asked in surprise, "Why is he numb?"

Su Tong said: "If you stomp, you'll be numb too!"

"Pfft~"

The audience burst into tears with laughter.

This is the happiest and funny skit you have seen so far. Both the lines and the actors are top-notch.

There were more than [-] points, everyone laughed from beginning to end, Dawei became angry.

An almost unknown sketch actor participated in such an amazing sketch, this qualification can make a sketch actor step up to the sky in the sketch world.

……

Dawei: "Sister, why didn't you find out earlier?"

Yang Feifei: "If you didn't meet him, you would have been lame if you had met him."

……

Even the staff of Liao Province Satellite TV’s Spring Festival Gala watched and laughed at this skit. The rehearsal of "Selling Abductees" has been rehearsed many times, and everyone never gets tired of watching it.

For the first time, the sketches with a Northeast accent shined brilliantly and amazed the audience.

"Ratings, ratings..." Before the skit was over, the staff who monitored the ratings data counted the ratings 5 ​​minutes ago, blushed with excitement and spoke incoherently.

　At almost 200 million words, the tone of this book is originally infinitely joyful.

　　Not long after it was put on the shelves, the grades were so bad that I couldn't be happy anymore.

　　hold on till now...

　　The baby is suffering, and the update is not stable.

　　Sorry sorry, I'm looking for strength...

　　Thanks again to the readers who support the genuine version.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)