lazy tang

Chapter 137
Boogers in the rice, rats in the soup pot.He was talking about people like Wu Yuanshuang, with Yuwen Huiji standing beside him.Yunhao thought of an idiom again, that smells like each other.

"How dare you call it a genius, it's just a fool." Yun Hao looked at the guys in front of him with a smile.Those who stopped them at the gate of the city were these things.Each of them considered themselves romantic and talented, but they didn't know that their appearance was already against the rules.

The big old man wearing Duohua already looked very weird, but his face was still covered with thick powder, as if he had shaved a layer of white.I don't know what kind of spices I use on my body, but there is a smell of coquettish buns, which is suffocating even if I smell it in the wind.The most unbearable thing is that Yuwen Huiji even painted his lips red.

My goodness, old man paints red lips.This mother is a son of a family, and this mother is a shemale?Seeing this guy twisting his orchid fingers, Yun Hao had the urge to vomit three liters.

Yun Hao's words deeply stimulated Wu Yuanshuang's nerves, even if he lost to Yun Hao in talent.A woman was actually defeated by such a doll, and her reputation was completely ruined.In just two days, the story of him shitting in the bathhouse tended to spread throughout Luoyang City.Many people saw him booing and asking about his health on the surface, and pointed fingers behind his back.

The guy who doesn't know what's going on discusses it in an academic spirit, and the speaker talks about it with gusto, and when he smells it, he suddenly realizes it and acts horrified.There were even some upright masters who sighed and shook their heads when they saw Wu Yuanshuang, as if they couldn't bear to see them.

"You little bastard...!" Under the deep hatred, Wu Yuanshuang almost raised his eyebrows.Opening his claws, he was about to step forward and strangle this little bastard to death.Seeing this, Yuwen Huiji hurriedly stopped him, you dare to make trouble at Chu Guogong's birthday banquet, it's so boring!
"Brother Yuwen, let me kill this little bastard." Wu Yuanshuang was hugged by Yuwen Huiji, still ready to pounce.

"Who are you scolding, little bastard?" Yun Hao still looked at the furious Wu Yuanshuang with a smile on his face, without the slightest awareness of being scolded.That smile, as if someone just praised him.Wu Yuan was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!

"I'm scolding you!" Wu Yuanshuang roared, startling everyone around him to look at him.

"Oh...! So you are the little beast in the legend." Yun Hao let out a long sigh, acting as if he had suddenly realized.

"You...! Brother Yuwen, let go of me, I'm going to kill him!" Wu Yuanshuang was so angry that he was going crazy, and he was plotted by a doll in public, and his face was thrown to the ground.Just now, there was some element of posturing, but now he really wants to strangle Yunhao to death.Yuwen Huizhi even felt that he couldn't hold back this junior.

"Presumptuous! It's my ancestor's birthday, who is making noise?" A soft drink was just right, not letting too many people hear it and disturbing the banquet.He stopped Wu Yuanshuang's further actions.

"Brother Yang, my junior was impulsive. Don't blame Brother Yang!" Yu Wenhui immediately apologized when he saw that it was Yang Xiong who came out and stopped drinking.

Yang Xiong is not only Yang Su's favorite grandnephew, but also a young talent intellectually.For the understanding of the Five Classics, even Li Gang and Li Wenji, the young master of the prince, are full of praise.His attainments in poetry are even more outstanding in Luoyang.He dares to be the second, no one dares to be the first.Such a person, even the arrogant Yuwen Huiji, would inevitably bow his head and proclaim himself a vassal.

"Today is my family's ancestor's birthday, Brother Yuwen, you better control your junior brother. Don't make trouble!" Yang Xiong's face collapsed, he dared to make trouble at this time because he would not give face to the Yang family.The verbal warning was already for the sake of Li Gang and Yuwen's family, otherwise they would have ordered someone to throw this kid out.

"Hehe! Little beast, how could he know how to be polite. If he doesn't growl, I'm afraid he needs to find a beast trainer." Yang Xiong controlled the matter as soon as he came out, which made Yunhao very helpless.An idiot like Wu Yuanshuang only needs to provoke him to do it.People from the Yang family will naturally deal with him, it's a pity that this Yang Xiong controlled the situation as soon as he appeared on the stage.Although Wu Yuanshuang still had a hostile look on his face, he didn't dare to move.

"Shut up too!" After Yang Xiong reprimanded Yuwen Huiji, he immediately turned to deal with Yunhao.From Yun Hao's tone of voice, it could be heard that this kid is not a good bird.There is a [-]% chance that this kid provoked what happened just now.

Yun Hao smiled helplessly, turned around and returned to his seat.Love the banquet of the year, everyone has their own table.Unlike later generations, everyone gathers around a big table.Yunhao likes a lively atmosphere, but eating other people's saliva is disgusting.

The people who came to the banquet today are all famous people in Luoyang.Seeing that the matter was suppressed, they continued to exchange pleasantries.It's just that the topic changed from the recent gossip to asking who that beautiful doll is.

The lonely Yunhao was naturally unclaimed, and this mysterious identity naturally aroused the curiosity of these guys.There were more and more eyes looking at Yun Hao, and some of them were close to the Yang family, trying to play tricks on the Yang family's children.It's a pity that only Yang Xiong and a few others know about Yunhao's origin.Those guys used words for a long time, but they didn't come up with a reason.As a result, Yunhao's identity became even more mysterious.Some people are already eager to try, looking for Yunhao's formulas.

Just when a guy couldn't bear it and wanted to step forward.Suddenly the drums sounded, and then Yang Su appeared at the main entrance of the hall.Today's Yang Su wears a purple gold and jade crown and a robe of blessing and longevity.The silver beards have been combed carefully, and the whole person looks radiant.Some people believe that he can live another 60 years.

Yang Su was followed by a group of guys in various official uniforms, ranging from the second rank to the sixth rank.Yang Su walked in the front, like an emperor.Those who knew it was a birthday banquet, but those who didn't know thought it was going to court.

Along the way, people kept bowing and congratulating Yang Su with smiling faces.Yang Su just smiled on his forehead, and would only greet someone with a higher rank.Those guys immediately made a more humble gesture and accepted the greeting from the leader.After Yang Su passed by, he raised his chest high, like a big rooster fighting for victory.

Small people have no advantage in such a crowded environment, and a group of adults stand in front.Yun Hao was also happy and at ease, sitting behind Egypt, listening to those flattering words, feeling Yang Su's prestige and the humility of these guys.

Suddenly, Yun Hao felt that someone was looking at him again.This feeling is very strange, Yun Hao can even feel where the other party's eyes are falling.Turning his head, he saw an ugly face full of beards.

Ugly, really ugly.High forehead, small eyes.Below the huge nose is an equally huge mouth.The two ears are a bit small, but I know they are the ears.Those who didn't know thought this guy had fungus.Not to mention the bearded face, there are many pockmarks.I have seen ugly people, but I have never seen a guy who is so ugly.Compared with him, Ge You is considered handsome.

"What are you doing!" Yun Hao was really taken aback. Isn't this the big man next to the Goguryeo envoy?If you don't flatter and pretend to be familiar, what are you doing by your side?
"Boy, you are very interesting. Whose child!" What surprised Yunhao even more was that this foreigner could speak Chinese very well.He also has a little Hebei accent, no matter what he wears, he is a Sui man.

"None of your business!" Yun Hao didn't have the slightest bit of affection for this ugly guy.What he likes are fair-skinned, fragrant, and beautiful beauties.The one serving the plate not far away is pretty good. She looks only twelve or thirteen years old, and her chest has already developed to a certain size.What a childlike face!
"You don't want to know who I am?" the big bearded man asked again.

"It's none of my business?" Yun Hao rolled his eyes at him again, the farther away this kind of thing is from him, the better.It's best not to see you again for the rest of your life!

"I thank you all for your kindness, everyone, please sit down!" The bearded giant was about to speak when Yang Su had already walked to his seat.There was no speech from the pit chief, just a casual wave of hands.

Everyone said "here" loudly, and then they took their seats.The giant bearded man was born extremely tall, and his clothes were not from the Central Plains.It is very conspicuous in the crowd, and it is even more impossible to stay by Yunhao's side at this time.After taking a deep look at Yunhao, he turned back to his seat.

Yun Hao rolled his eyes angrily, not even thinking of taking another look.He didn't see it, when the giant man took his seat.The Goguryeo envoy got up subconsciously...!
The banquets of the ancients were very boring, with one table next to another.In addition to communicating with people on the left and right, I can no longer talk to other people.What's worse, you have to sit on your knees to eat.This will kill Yunhao, his knees are numb.While others were not paying attention to him, he quickly sat down on the mat, his legs stretched out under the table.

The singing and dancing in Yang Mansion is really nothing to watch, the music is mainly silk, bamboo and wind music.Although the tune is melodious and has a profound artistic conception, it is far inferior to the high rhythm of the drum set.The singers dance hard, but unfortunately their faces are usually turned towards Yang Su.From this angle, Yunhao can only see his butt.However, this is one of Yunhao's favorite parts to look at.

The little maid next to her is pretty good, it's just that childlike girl.There is still baby fat on the round face, and the slightly upturned nose looks playful and cute.

"Sister, what's your name?"

"It's good for my sister to smile, you look beautiful when you smile."

"My sister doesn't laugh, but my brother will smile for you!"

That little maid is about to cry...!
The guy with the long beard next to him was very surprised when he heard what Yun Hao said.My goodness, young is my generation.Thinking about this child, I don't know him, but I don't know which family it is.Just about to go forward to chat, a song and dance has ended.The dancers knelt on the ground, their bodies undulating.Obviously this dance greatly consumed their physical strength.

There was a beautiful dancer in the middle, holding a fresh peach in her hand.You must know that this is the cold winter season, and fresh peaches can be regarded as something that can be met but not sought after.I really don't know how this thing came about.

Yang Xiong brought a group of descendants of the Yang family to Yang Su's case, and Yang Xiong held fresh peaches in both hands. "Congratulations to the family ancestor's [-]th birthday, and the descendants of the Yang family wish the family ancestor a happy life forever!"

"Okay, okay! Reward!" Yang Su laughed like a Maitreya Buddha.

"Father, the full moon is in the sky outside. If we sit again, we will be the elites of the Sui Dynasty. The singing and dancing have already been presented, which is not as good as fighting competition poetry, to add to the fun." The one sitting in Yang Su's hands is his son Yang Xuangan.Everyone knew what he meant when he said this, obviously he wanted Yang Xiong, who was crowned in the Yang family's poetry and prose, to show off the limelight, to show that the Yang family had successors.

Yang Su glanced at Yang Xuangan and nodded. "Okay! All the sons and daughters show their abilities, and the old man will use this jade pendant as a reward. If someone wins the first place, the old man will give this jade pendant to whom."

As soon as the words fell, the young talents in the field were immediately moved.The jade pendant worn by the Duke of Chu cannot be vulgar in itself.Moreover, his added value has already exceeded the actual value of this thing.As long as you take it out, say it is the jade pendant of Chu Guogong, no one will take a look at it.

"I'm coming!" As soon as Yang Su finished speaking, Wu Yuanshuang stood up.He was ridiculed by Yun Hao today, and it was time to find his way back.At this time, everyone's focus is here, even if they can't make poems that crown Luoyang.As long as the matching rhyme is not too bad, it will leave some impression on people.

The calculation was very subtle, and Wu Yuanshuang's appearance successfully attracted everyone's attention.

"Who is this son!" Yang Xuangan originally wanted to let his son show off, but he didn't know where such a two hundred and five came out.I looked carefully but didn't recognize it, so I couldn't help asking.

"Son of Jinyang Yingyang Mansion team's official warrior Xun!" Yang Xiong glanced at Wu Yuanshuang and replied.

"Captain of Yingyang Mansion?" Yang Xuangan was very surprised, how did he get in with this identity.

"The prince's young teacher is a student of Mr. Li Gang!" Yang Xiong obviously saw Yang Xuangan's dissatisfaction, and immediately added a sentence.

"Oh!" The son of a samurai Xun is not worthy of standing guard at the gate, but if Li Wenji's students come here to drink, then it's no problem.For a powerful family, the most important thing is status.

"Cough! The Jiazi is like a mountain again, and the spring and autumn are not old. The year is full of blessings, and the children and grandchildren of Shouyi are happy." Wu Yuanshuang coughed lightly and began to chant.Before coming to Yang's Mansion, he had already prepared a draft.Reciting it is even more yin and yang, which adds a lot to this birthday poem.

"Good!" Everyone applauded, although this poem is not a masterpiece.But it can also be regarded as a neat rhyme and battle, worthy of being a student of Li Wenji.

Yu Wenhui patted Wu Yuanshuang on the shoulder, very satisfied with the poems of this little junior.

Yang Xuangan was taken aback, he didn't expect this kid to have some skills.The limelight that was supposed to be a child of the Yang family was suddenly robbed by him, and a displeased expression appeared on his face.Looking at the children of the Yang family, they all shrank their heads.You can tell at a glance that you don't dare to show off when you have no stomach.Can't help but get angry immediately!

"Five years before the birthday, we welcome the sixtieth birthday, and after ten years, I wish the old age. Although the sixties are still good, the fragrance lingers around the beams to welcome Changchun." As soon as the applause fell, Yang Xiong stood up.He didn't want to appear so soon, but he didn't expect that none of the descendants of the Yang family could match Wu Yuanshuang's poems.In desperation, he can only come to control the place. Today's Yang Su's good life, the Yang family's limelight must not be overshadowed.

"Good!" The applause in this life was much bigger than Wu Yuanshuang's.Although Wu Yuanshuang's poems rhyme in the same pattern, compared with Yang Xiong's artistic conception, they are still a little worse.

"Okay! Reward!" Yang Su handed out the jade pendant as she spoke, not because of how well Yang Xiong's poems were written.It's the sentence that even though you are sixty years old, you can still do it! In the blink of an eye in 60 years, if Lao Yang Su made his birthday wish today.That must be, I want to live another 500 years.

"Slow!" As soon as Yang Su handed out his hand, one person stood up.

"What is the good work of my nephew?" Yang Su asked in surprise when she saw that it was Yu Wenhui.I haven't heard how much knowledge this kid has, if it's his elder brother Yuwen Shiji, he can still compete with Yang Xiong.

"Duke Chu's birthday, my nephew is not talented and has no good works. But I heard that a young genius came to the mansion of Duke Chu recently. I don't know if this masterpiece of genius can hold Duke Chu's jade pendant in his arms!" Yu Wenhui said. Then, he pointed to Yunhao's children's shoes who were holding the maid's little hand to talk.

Immediately, all eyes were on Yunhao. .

(End of this chapter)