lazy tang

Chapter 147 The Lazy Genius

"The wind is blowing, and the water is cold! Once the strong man is gone, I will return!" Yun Hao turned to Jinyang City in the distance, and his hand was so wet.Li Jing was dumbfounded, Zhang Zhongjian shook his head like drinking wine, and the eldest grandson Wuji who was lying next to him curled his lips.

"Yishui returns to Hebei, and Jinyang is ahead." Sure enough, fools are everywhere, and the clever Hongfu taught Yunhao, a young Sui seedling, respectfully!The corner of Li Jing's mouth twitched unnaturally, and Zhang Zhongjian laughed "ha" "ha".

Originally, there were three carriages, but after Yunhao asked Hou Junji to arrange his own carriage.Everyone crowded into Yunhao's carriage, and the spacious carriage suddenly became crowded.All the people in the carriage are good people, and the carriage that Yun Hao sat in must be the most comfortable one.What's more, it will be warmer if there are more people.Everyone had no objections, especially Zhang Zhongjian who was beside Hongfu.Although Li Jing on the other side was full of reluctance, there was nothing he could do.Hong Fu insisted on squeezing into this carriage which was covered with sheepskin and could be sunk inside.

"Oh, so it's Jinyang. The boy has been taught!" Yun Hao, who was trapped in the fleece, cupped his hands at Hong Fu, looking like a good boy.

Li Er escorted the group back to Jinyang with hundreds of fine riders. Yun Hao looked at the city that was getting closer and closer, with mixed feelings in his heart.

Politics is an evil spirit that keeps devouring people's lives. Throughout the ages, countless people have been devoured until there is not even a scum left.If it wasn't for his luck this time, he would definitely be eaten to pieces.

I can't afford it!Yun Hao sadly realized that he was born as a poor child to the working people.There is a serious lack of so-called political wisdom. It is inevitable for a doll to get mixed up in the political vortex, and it is a fluke not to be played to death.

Yunhao found that his understanding of life had a huge deviation from the actual life.I wanted to live a life of eating and waiting to die, but I got smitten with swords and swords.This time, if Changsun Wuji hadn't carried him behind his back, he might have turned into wolf dung, soaking here and there, without even a fixed grave.

Can no longer get closer to this political whirlpool, Yang Guang is now the emperor.That is, Emperor Sui Yang, the famous faint emperor in history!
From now on, Li Yuan had to clamp his tail like a jackal.Facing an emperor who wanted to grab Li Yuan's tail at any time, this kind of trembling life lasted for ten years.

Lao Sun is a good man, and he saw Jinyang with his own eyes.The king of medicine vowed to give Yunhao's illness a terrible name...Typhoid fever!
For this era when the medical level is extremely underdeveloped, Yun Hao thinks that typhoid fever is not much different from colds.It's a problem that can kill people at any time. I finally understand that people in these days don't take a bath casually, especially in winter.I would rather suffer the bites of lice than live a dirty life.There is no way, a cold will really kill people, it's not a joke.

Yun Hao admired the name Lao Sun gave him, because typhoid fever has a characteristic, that is, contagion.Li Er took the risk of being infected and visited Yun Hao cordially.For such a professional and authoritative person like Lao Sun, Li Er still respects him very much.Looking at Yun Hao, who was in high spirits and fighting desperately with a fat chicken, he pinched his nose and accepted what Lao Sun said.

But when Li Er left, he gave Yun Hao a meaningful look.The absent-minded Yun Hao ate the chicken butt without realizing it.

When the car arrived in Jinyang, Yunhao finally understood what was going on with Li Er's eyes.The great, wise and wise Mr. Li Yuan was not in Jinyang at all, and His Majesty the Emperor died.As His Majesty's most loyal subject and nephew, the new emperor's less loyal subject and cousin.In any case, Li Yuan is going to Luoyang!

What a shame to be a villain!Thinking of Li Er's eyes, Yun Hao knew what it meant.In addition to contempt, there is also fucking contempt.After all the calculations, why did he forget that Li Yuan was going to Luoyang to cry for spirits.

Since he was pretending to be sick, Yun Hao was also embarrassed to recover immediately.The car went straight back to the Yunjiazhuangzi, and from a long distance away, he saw his old lady and his wife standing in the cold wind, looking forward to it.This year Yunhao lived ups and downs outside, and his family members were worried and frightened.

As soon as Yunhao's car reached Zhuangzi, Mrs. Zhao and Zhang Miaoke almost rushed over.After climbing the railing and getting into the carriage, his eyes were immediately clouded with tears.The sound of wailing and wailing shook ten miles away, and it was known that Yunhao was ill.Those who didn't know thought Yunhao had died!
"My son, I'm sorry for you." Mrs. Zhao held Yunhao in her arms. If there was no grandson by her side, she would have hugged Yunhao and nursed her.Zhang Miaoke next to her was crying with tears in her eyes, and she seemed to have the same meaning.

"Mother, what are you suffering from? Isn't it good to be back now? You're holding my hair down."

"Oh, let's go home now. It's good when we get home, it's good when we get home." Mrs. Zhao raised her arms in a hurry, long hair is not good at all.It is often suppressed, and if you get up and pull at this time, it will be a heart-rending pain.Yun Hao and Zhang Miaoke often have this kind of trouble.

"This is Daoist Sun!" Old Sun was slandering at the side, all of them were female relatives. He wanted to hide, but the carriage was only that big.Mrs. Zhao and Zhang Miaoke blocked the door again, and Lao Sun couldn't get out even if he wanted to.

"Oh, Daoist Sun." Mrs. Zhao said hello to the old grandson, but his eyes quickly returned to Yunhao.On Lao Sun's body, it didn't even stop for two seconds.Obviously, the old mother of the country girl didn't know where the old grandson came from.

Mrs. Zhao didn't know, but Zhang Miaoke did.Hearing that this veteran is the famous Sun Simiao, Zhang Miaoke's eyes lit up immediately. "It turned out that it was Daoist Sun who made the move, and my family thanked Daoist Sun on behalf of my mother and husband." Despite the limited space in the carriage, Zhang Miaoke still tried his best to salute.With a warm and enthusiastic smile on his face, his small mouth just showed four teeth.Everyone's ladylike demeanor is undoubtedly revealed!

"Hehehe! Pindao is just trying his best! Now that we have arrived at Zhuangzi, we should carry Brother Hao into the house as soon as possible. After all, the carriage is no warmer than the house!" Old Sun was very modest, Zhao and Zhang Miaoke sprayed Perfume.Lao Sun didn't like the smell very much, his nose was used to these smells.It is not so sensitive to other medicinal materials.

In order to protect his nose, Lao Sun really wanted to jump out of the window.

"Oh, that's right. I'm home, what are you doing in the carriage. Liu Laoliu, get someone to carry Brother Hao off." Zhao shouted in the car, and the attentive Liu Laoliu took two Mingjia Ding got into the car.Seeing Yun Hao's appearance, he also burst into tears like a funeral.

Finally returning to her warm spring-like nest, Yuan'er thoughtfully gave Yun Hao a good quilt.After turning around, Lao Sun found an excuse and fled.I don't know how much perfume was sprayed in this room, and Lao Sun had the urge to sneeze.

Mrs. Zhao sat in front of Yunhao's bed, no matter what Yunhao tried to persuade him.Tears just couldn't stop falling down, Yunhao looked very helpless.In the end, he had to pretend to be unconscious to pass this level.

"Mother is gone, why are you pretending. Wherever you fall asleep, your eyelids will still move." Zhang Miaoke's gentle little hand reached into the bed, and pinched Yun Hao's thigh.Then I touched it up...

"I'm a patient, don't tease me." Yun Hao annoyed this lady with the potential of a female hooligan to death.I can't do anything after fumbling, I am eight years old...ah no, I am nine years old after the new year.Lao Tzu's nine-year-old body is still not enough for a flower bone like you.

"You take your hand out of my skirt, and I won't harm you." Zhang Miaoke pulled out Yun Hao's evil claws.

Finally, without having to live a life of homelessness, Yunhao feels that home is heaven.Lying in bed every day, you will get the most meticulous care.All day long, beauties are around, and shampoo is circulating.This is a fucking life, Yun Hao felt that he was running around for the benefit of the Li family.It's so stupid, if you don't enjoy the two lives at this time, when will you enjoy it?
Yun Hao was not at home during this time, and another greenhouse was built at home.It is full of all kinds of flowers, and Zhang Miaoke is self-taught in this respect.They actually know how to use temperature to control the opening time of flowers.Yun Hao thinks that this is purely a decadent noble life, and to build such a greenhouse should grow some vegetables such as cucumbers and beans.In any case, growing flowers is really a luxury in this era when food and clothing are not yet resolved.

"What do you know? You are still growing vegetables, but these flowers haven't grown yet. Someone has already ordered them. Even if you grow cucumbers on ten acres of land, you can only exchange two pots of flowers." Zhang Miaoke said very eloquently!

Ever since Zhang Miaoke sent two pots of flowers to each of the countless families in Jinyang City on the first day.Orders flew into Yunjiazhuangzi like snowflakes, and being able to grow green vegetables was considered a godsend.In the winter, it can still grow flowers, and the flowers are all flower buds.Within two days of arriving at home, the flowers were in full bloom.

There is no carbon ash in the early morning, and now there are still fragrant flowers in the bedroom.The big women in the family took this thing as a symbol of a big woman, and the concubine dared to put a pot in her room, and she would pull it out and beat her to death every minute.

Among those who love flowers, the eldest grandson is the most obsessed.Her favorite is Peony, as the most important partner of the Yun family.The natural greenhouse is full of peonies, and Zheng Guanyin's favorite peonies only occupy a small corner.

Zhang Miaoke doesn't like peony very much, this flower is really beautiful.But there is no scent that cannot be made into perfume, and now perfume is the pillar industry of the Yun family.It is said that it has been exported to Luoyang, and the concubines in the palace have quietly placed orders during the national mourning period.It is said that even the new Empress Xiao is secretly using it.

Yunhao has nothing to say, Zhang Miaoke is right in terms of the unit benefit of land utilization rate.She achieves maximum output with minimum input.It is definitely the golden section of input-output ratio!

On a fine day, Yunhao was lying in the greenhouse.In addition to being served by beautiful women, there are also various flowers around.In the winter of the Sui Dynasty, even the new Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty may not have such treatment.Given the unique conditions, if you don’t get a good night’s sleep, how can you be worthy of your busy body.Yunhao was lying on the rocking chair, and Yuan'er covered Yunhao with a blanket thoughtfully.When following Yunhao's buttocks, she must not let Yunhao catch a cold again, and now it is her top priority.

"Get up, get up!" The rocking chair was kicked twice, and Yun Hao almost fell from it.Yuan'er dared to be angry and dare not speak out, among the guests of the Yun family, this was the least offending one.Madam explained it carefully.

Sun Simiao had walked in front of Yunhao's rocking chair eight times, but he still couldn't influence this stubborn lazy bastard.After staying in Yunjia Zhuangzi for half a month, Lao Sun has thoroughly learned about this child prodigy.Lazy is outrageous, can lie down and never sit, can sit and never stand.

These days, Lao Sun has been shocked in Yunjiazhuangzi. He can actually eat green vegetables in the winter.In Luoyang, even the prince may not be treated like this.The steamed wine in the Zhuangzi is steamed all day long, and that wine is not for people to drink.Lao Sun took a sip, and it was hot from his throat to his stomach.The entire esophagus seemed to be on fire, and the smell of alcohol rushed straight into his brain.

Sun Simiao has seen the guy drinking secretly more than once.The next day, I was desperate for life and death, but there was still an endless stream of people who secretly drank.Zhang Zhongjian fell in love with this thing as soon as he arrived at Yunjiazhuangzi.Every morning, I saw a cloth bag wrapped around his head. It is said that strangling so hard can relieve pain, but I don't know what scientific basis it is.

This is the thing that can be used to heal wounds.Sun Simiao had seen curative effects on Hou Junji and Changsun Wuji, and they were very, very good.According to Chai Shao, the weather in August and September.This thing successfully prevented Li Er's wound from deteriorating in such a hot weather.Li Er's wound did not suppurate, and he did not have a high fever.In this day and age, this is considered a miracle.

Not only that, the stove, briquettes, refined coke...!Sun Simiao was dazzled by all the things, but he had produced so many good things, and a guy with strange abilities was so lazy.

A good greenhouse, not to mention planting some medicinal materials in winter.But planting these flowers and plants is really reckless.

This master can't afford to be offended. From now on, if there is any problem in the family, he will have to ask him.Yun Hao was kicked, so he could only lie down and salute.

"Boy, I'm thinking about the compatibility of a prescription, but I'm missing a medicinal herb called Tianqi in southern Yunnan. If there is such a medicinal herb, I can make a good medicine for golden sores. It melts when it meets blood, and it can quickly seal the wound. , to prevent bleeding. The compatibility of medicinal materials is..." In order to fool the old grandson, Yun Hao simply contributed the prescription of Yunnan Baiyao.Such a magical medicine is most effective against old sun's drug addicts.

"You said that as long as you have Tian Qi's medicine, you can really make good medicine for golden sores? It melts in blood?" Old Sun said while grabbing Yunhao's neck.

"Exactly, the kid still knows...!" Yun Hao was about to say, when he suddenly saw Liu Laoliu rushing in as if being chased by a dog.While running, he shouted: "It's fighting, it's fighting!"

(End of this chapter)