lazy tang

Chapter 162 Shocked to see the old friend
It was so hot that Li Er was shirtless, and he wore a pair of shorts on his legs, revealing two hairy thighs.A palm-wide hair protector, no matter what Yun Hao thought, Li Er should have brought his own sweater.It is very doubtful that this Heavenly Khan has not fully evolved.

"Second Lord, I, Old Cheng, would like to offer you a glass. I have seen many officials, and you are the first one who is so easy-going." Old Cheng stood up with a bowl in hand, and wanted to clink glasses with Li Er.

All right!Li Er was already reserved, this old Cheng was like a gorilla.The beard is strung all over his face, and he is still fucking curled up.I doubt this guy's lineage, anyway, he is a descendant of Wu Huanhua.There are Huhua Han people everywhere, and Sinicized Hu people.In the court of the Great Sui Dynasty, there were not many people with blue eyes and red hair.

In contrast, Yunhao is like a little girl.There was not a single hair on her bare upper body, and she was wearing the big underpants that Mrs. Zhao sewed by herself.Their image is much better than Li Er's. They glanced over when they didn't see Li Er when they were free.It is popular these days that good men are covered with hair, and good women are covered with fat.Someone like Yunhao is a second-class disabled.Her thighs look like a woman's, Cheng Yaojin winks.Several times, I wanted to take off Yunhao's pants.

"I respect a hero like Zhijie the most, come! Let's drink this cup to the brim!" Li Er was also unambiguous, holding a pottery bowl and bumping into Lao Cheng.The appearance of booze is very heroic.

Yun Hao curled his lips, it seemed that the banquet would turn into a martial arts banquet in a while.It was like this yesterday, Lao Cheng, who was drunk, swung his big ax violently.When he swung it to the rising point, he couldn't catch it for a moment, and almost split Yunhao in half.

Li Er is used to drinking the Yun family's steamed wine, and this Wunan Village's self-brewed muddy wine is very important to Li Er.It's like the beer of later generations, let alone drink a jar.Regardless of appetite tolerance, there is no problem with a tank.

"Hahaha! My old Cheng will dance for everyone." Sure enough, he drank a bowl of wine.Old Cheng's already flushed face turned purple.After taking a few steps, he brought it to the front of the weapon rack.Yun Hao ran away without saying a word.

There is a difference between Lao Cheng and the Lao Cheng in the storyteller's mouth. The Xuanhua ax dances vigorously and exquisitely in his hands.Far from being the idiot who only knew three tricks in Shan Tianfang's mouth.

Li Er and the others nodded frequently after watching it, and the voices of applause came and went one after another.Yun Hao leaned against the wall and looked at it for a while, then felt boring.No matter how you look at it, those clumsy moves are not as good as Jet Li's.

Killers are all looking for their own entertainment, Yunhao decided to entertain himself.Far better than being with these guys and risking your life drinking.

The children in Zhuangzi consciously kept their distance from the noble family's children.He didn't even dare to get close, obviously he was warned by the adults in the family.Lao Cheng and You Junda said they were heroes, but they were actually bandits.Not to mention Wunanzhuang, even in Dong'e County, few people would dare to provoke him.

With Lao Cheng's temper, even the county magistrate offended him.I'm afraid I can't sleep well in the middle of the night, maybe I will be hacked when I go to the countryside.As for people like the third class of head arresters, either they received money from these two people or they fell into the favor of these two people.Wanting to send people to arrest these two, the servants have not waited to go out.Lao Cheng and You Junda over there have already got the letter!During the Sui Dynasty, it was the standard information age.

The apricots on the tree are very good, big and fresh.The golden ones hang on the branches, and the children take turns kicking the trees.There are smaller children's papers below, so I took a huge piece of sackcloth and followed them.

The opportunity to mingle has come, and the children still have to play with the children.It's nothing to play with those bandits who kill without batting an eyelid. Unlike Li Er, I am actively preparing to devote myself to the cause of rebellion.

He took out a few copper buddies and handed them to the older children.Country children have never seen money, and pocket money is a fantasy in their eyes.Growing up so big, many children have never spent a penny.

"I'll give you this money in exchange for some apricots to eat." As soon as Yun Hao finished speaking, there was no more than a basket of apricots piled up in front of Yun Hao.A few dirty little hands stretched out, waiting to take the money.Who said country kids are stupid, they are so fucking economical.

Not to mention, since you do the work, you will be paid.He opened the money bag, grabbed a handful and handed out one by one.Yunhao knows that sending money is an effective way to quickly gain favor.Anyway, the children in Zhuangzi have never seen a lot of money, and there are three or five big boys per person, which has already made them very happy.

"Brother Hao!" A weak voice suddenly sounded.Yun Hao was taken aback for a moment, no one in Wunan Village should recognize him.Why is this voice so familiar?

Carefully look at the skinny child in front of him, who is half a head taller than himself.The clothes on his body were hardly called clothes, and his swarthy face was covered with mud.There is a big scar down the corner of the eye, which continues to the corner of the mouth.His black eyes were full of tears, shining brightly.

"Brother Yuan?" Yun Hao couldn't believe that Chu Yuan, who was as strong as a leopard for only one year, would turn into this appearance.The ribs on the chest protruded one by one, and the scars on them were shocking.

"Brother Hao!" The bright black eyes could no longer contain the tears that kept pouring out.A large stream of tears flowed down the cheeks, and the dusty and muddy face was instantly washed out of two ravines.

"What... what's the matter. I sent someone back to look for you, but Zhuangzi was destroyed. I don't know your whereabouts, how did you get to the border of Shandong." Yun Hao grabbed Chu Yuan's hand, and his eyes flickered blurred into one piece.Blinking hard to let the tears flow down, he could see Chu Yuan clearly.

There are countless people who make the icing on the cake, but those who give charcoal in a timely manner are precious enough.Back then, Chu Yuan and his son risked their lives to save Yunhao's mother and son.This is life-saving grace!

"Hao...! Hao...!" Chu Yuan grinned, the corners of his mouth trembling, but he couldn't say a word.Big drops of tears flowed down like a bank burst, both hands grabbed Yun Hao's hand, the nails were almost digging into the flesh of his arm.

Yun Hao hugged Chu Yuan, his originally strong body was light and light, filled with a sour smell, and some small creatures appeared in and out of his hair.Yun Hao, who is obsessed with cleanliness, doesn't care, this is his brother.Brothers who have saved lives!
"Where's Uncle Chu? Where's Auntie?" Seeing Chu Yuan's appearance, Yun Hao knew that the current situation of the Chu family must be bad.

"Father was arrested by the police!" Chu Yuan pointed, and Yun Hao looked along Chu Yuan's finger.Zhuangzi leaned against the four saber-wielding officers in the shade by the small river.In the scorching sun, five prisoners tied in a row sat on the ground.They were leaning on each other, and two more were lying on the ground.I don't know whether he died or passed out due to heat stroke.

Yun Hao dragged Chu Yuan for a few steps and ran over. It was too far away for him to see who was Uncle Chu.

"Officer, give me some saliva. It's life after all!" Just as he ran closer, he heard Chu Xiuhong's voice.The tall man in the evening sun is now so thin that he has lost his appearance.If it was on the street, Yun Hao would definitely not recognize him.

"Crack...!" The yamen servant with a leather whip gave Chu Xiuhong a whip, "A bandit who joins the army will be dead when he arrives. Now that he is dead, he can still leave a whole body. This is a kindness, my lord, and I will help you all." .Poor man!"

Yun Hao clearly saw that the whip made a cut on Chu Xiuhong's body who was shirtless.The inside of the opening was red and white, but not much blood flowed down.There were already countless welt marks on Chu Xiuhong's body.One after another, some have scabbed over.Some have not yet scabbed, and yellow water is flowing out.A few flies were constantly flying around the wound.

"Fuck your mother, stop!" Yun Hao was so anxious that his eyes were red, he picked up a stone and threw it.The yamen servant turned his head to the side and saw a doll rushing towards him.Without even thinking about it, he raised his leg and kicked Yun Hao.

"Little bastard, you are going crazy! If you dare to attack officials, you must be the accomplice of these bastards. Come here and tie them up." The yamen servant saw that Yun Hao's skin was tender and fair, and he knew that he was a child of a wealthy family.

They were servants from Yanggu County, and they were escorting the prisoners to Jinan Prefecture this time.Unexpectedly, these prisoners are all poor ghosts, and they have been practiced all over the court, but they haven't squeezed out a little bit of oil and water.

Now that there is such a kid rushing up by himself, it feels good.As long as the child is caught, his parents can be forced to take money.Anyway, I'm an official post, so I'm afraid that you, a rich man from the countryside, won't succeed?
The guards in Xieliang understood and kicked Chu Yuan who was about to come over to protect Yunhao.Holding the rope, he tied Yunhao tightly.Then continue to enjoy the coolness under the shade of the tree, turning a blind eye to the children who ran into Zhuangzi to report the news.Anyway, I want to hook your adults out to see what this child looks like.Not to mention extorting tens of taels of silver, this trip is not in vain.

"Master! My brother is impatient, please let him go!" Chu Yuan was kicked and fell to the ground, with blood froth hanging from the corner of his mouth, but he was still pleading for Yun Hao.

"Fuck you! If you have the ability to let go of the young master, I will tell you that you are dead today." Yun Hao's head was congested, and now he just wanted to kill the cannibals in front of him.

"Boom...!" The guard with the whip swung Yun Hao round and kicked Yun Hao, Yun Hao felt his whole stomach turned upside down.He vomited out everything he ate just now, and the vomit was sprayed out more than a foot away.

"Yo, the food is not bad. I don't have such a good food to treat you. Why don't you eat it again. Eat it back and let you go." The guard with the whip smiled and looked at Yun Hao, anyway, he was idle Idle, it is better to have fun.

Someone behind him poked him in the waist, and when he looked back, he found that his companion was looking straight at Zhuangzi.Looking back at Zhuangzi again, he was also dumbfounded.

The adults came out, but the ones that came out were a bit unexpected.Several strong men came out of Zhuangzi, all shirtless.Some are carrying horizontal knives, and some are holding three-pronged sky forks.The most exaggerated, there is a guy with a Xuanhua ax in his hand.The entire ax is made of fine steel, and there are eighty catties if there is no one hundred catties.This bastard is a thieves cottage, or a villager Zhuangzi.The guards were a little dazed, and their professional habits gave them a sense of foreboding.

The scene where Yun Hao was kicked and vomited by the guard happened to be seen by Li Er.Li Er Chai Shao's eyes suddenly shrank like needle noses, this kid Yun Hao is extremely smart.Since arriving at the Li family, it has brought great benefits to the Li family.Moreover, he also saved Li Er's life, and he joked with Li Er on weekdays.For him, Li Yuan did not hesitate to offend today's saints.

In the entire Jinyang Left-behind Mansion, no one touched Yunhao's finger.Unexpectedly, today, he was beaten up by this guard and threw up.

Li Er was excited, and there was someone even more excited than Li Er.Lao Cheng let out a roar, and rushed over in a few strides with a big ax in hand.This is Wunan Village, the land of his old Cheng and You Junda.Guests were beaten and tied up at their door.This is not giving yourself face, damn it!If you don't give face, I will let you die.

Cheng Yaojin was a brave and ruthless master who killed people without blinking an eye, but at this time he drank again.Running up to him, the big ax swung down without saying a word.

The chimpanzee-like guy rushed over, and the guard was already scared stupid.I forgot to do any movements of pulling the weapon to block or dodge.He stared blankly at the big ax that just hit his shoulder!

The ax was powerful and heavy, and it slashed diagonally from the shoulder to the big hip.It cut the person in half directly, and rolled all over the ground, screaming like a cat whose tail was stepped on.That is simply not a movement that a human being can make!The lower body was still convulsing, and the dark red muscles were twitching wildly.In the middle of the white bone stubble, large drops of bright yellow bone marrow oil dripped onto the ground.

The officer rolled on the ground with his upper body covered in intestines.The liver sticks to the face, and the appetite hangs on the chest.Blood flowed all over the ground, like a rotten watermelon with a broken skin.

The rest of the guards are all stupid, they never heard that there are bandits in Dong'e County.Under the broad daylight and bright sky, he dared to kill officials.What the fuck is the difference between a rebellion, until the guy who got split in two didn't move.They still can't believe that this is actually true.

Lao Cheng was not in the mood to wait for them to wake up, so he swung the big ax sideways.The sitting officer's head shot up into the sky, and blood spurted out abruptly like a fountain.

Passing the ax shaft and stabbing forward, the officer who was standing there was stabbed in the heart.With a struggle of both arms, the [-]-pound living person was thrown away like a rag bag.The remaining official was standing upright against the tree, his crotch was wet a lot.Just as Lao Cheng was about to make a move, he threw himself straight on the ground.It turned out to be scared to death!
But in the blink of an eye, Lao Cheng killed several people in a row.Even Li Er, who had been in battle, couldn't help but gasp when he saw it.This kind of person must be a first-class general in front of the two armies.Turning his head to look at Chai Shao, it happened that Chai Shao was also looking at him.Both of them nodded in unison, such a person is worth wooing.

Lao Cheng turned over these guys and looked down.Yun Hao looked like a blood gourd, he thought it was the work of those officials.With one blow of the big axe, the one who was frightened to death was cut in two.

"Boy, are you okay!" Lao Cheng picked up Yunhao and asked with a pair of bull's eyes.

(End of this chapter)