lazy tang

Chapter 178 A Fantastic Idea

"Who do you think that person is?" Qin Qiong could hardly believe his ears.Even if he was beaten to death, he didn't believe it. Wu Yunzhao ran all the way to Licheng County, Shandong, and was caught by himself by mistake.

"Wu Yunzhao, who fought several battles with General Han Qinhu, probably lost his eyes at that time. The injuries on his body are probably also left at that time. As for how he came to Shandong from thousands of miles away, I really don't know. This person was recognized by Li Jing, his uncle Han Qinhu and Wu Yunzhao are inseparable friends, there should be nothing wrong with that."

"Then what do you want to do? This is the boundary of Shandong. No matter how powerful my uncle is, he can't interfere in Shandong affairs. He is the king of Beiping, not the king of Shandong. Yang Lin, the king of the mountain, is not a good friend." Qin Qiong Looking at Yunhao, it was like looking at a pile of poop.To come up with such a bad idea, to take credit from the backer king.Pretend to be a smart person with his old man, and the final result is that he can't even be a human being.

"Isn't this here to discuss with you? Your brother Luo Chengcheng is here, as long as you ask him for a promise. Promise to let me serve in front of the Beiping Army, and then send me to Jinyang. I have an idea to help You get him out. Then let Luo Cheng take him to Beiping Mansion, and after verifying his integrity. Hehe! Your uncle will be the one to kill and cut. Naturally, your uncle will take the credit for capturing the prisoner. How? ?” Yun Hao smiled mysteriously, this kind of thing has happened countless times in thousands of years.Just find a case and copy it, and you can make everything moist and silent.

"Is this serious? If you can really do it without anyone noticing, I can promise you now instead of my cousin." Qin Qiong's eyes lit up immediately when he saw Yunhao's appearance.The capture of the imperial convict is not a small contribution.This Wu Yunzhao was the first rebel who rebelled since the sage ascended the throne, earlier than Han Wang Yang Liang.If the saint is happy to catch him, maybe there will be some rewards.

"Your words are useless, I want Luo Cheng to agree to me personally. If this kind of thing is not handled properly, the kid will die. It's better to be clear!" Yun Hao flatly refused.

Qin Qiong had no choice but to find Luo Cheng immediately.Although he was the head arrester in Licheng County, the matter has already been reported to Jinan Mansion.It's far from something he can control with a headhunter, otherwise he can just get people out and hand them over to Luo Cheng.

Luo Cheng was overjoyed when he heard about it, and the saint has already announced it to the world.Those who catch the imperial criminal Wu Yunzhao will be rewarded with a thousand pieces of gold, and those who are officials can be named marquises.Official Luo Yi paid homage to the King of Beiping, he was already an extremely human subject and couldn't be more perfect.But he, Luo Chengke, doesn't have a title yet, so if he captures the criminal Wu Yunzhao, he can be named a marquis.Even Luo Cheng couldn't resist this kind of temptation.

"As the prince of Beiping, I assure you that as long as you can summon Wu Yun, I will take care of you!" Luo Cheng patted his chest loudly, looking like a diamond.

"Okay, since Big Brother Luo said so. My little brother has fulfilled the credit of the King of Peking. Things have to be done this way, this way, this way...!" Yun Hao's voice became smaller and smaller, until it was almost inaudible.Luo Cheng and Qin Qiong's eyes widened, surprised at Yunhao's boldness and whimsy.

That night, Wu Yunzhao had an extra bowl of broth for dinner.The prison chief glanced blankly at Qin Qiong who came to deliver the food in person, and smiled knowingly as he handed over a money bag.

"Master County, that one-eyed ogre is dead." The county magistrate is very happy today, the son of the Duke of the country has finally left.Living in a small courtyard these days, I am really aggrieved to death.It was a happy morning, but I heard such bad news.

The ogre matter has been reported to Jinan Prefecture, and Jinan Prefecture attaches great importance to it.In the past two days, he had to send someone to personally interrogate him, but he didn't expect to die in prison.

"How did you die? The guards are all just eating dry food?" the county magistrate shouted angrily.

"Hanged to death, no one thought that a lunatic would hang himself." The guard replied aggrievedly, it wasn't me who killed me, and I was scolded.

"Where did a prisoner get the rope?"

"It's a belt...!"

The officer's answer left the county magistrate speechless, and hurriedly led a group of people to the prison to see for himself how this man died.

The corpse dangled dangling from the beam, with its mouth grinning and tongue sticking out.Coupled with that ferocious one-eyed face, it can be as scary as you want.The magistrate took a look at it and ordered someone to take it off.Dangling is too fucking scary!
Wu Zuo worked hard for a long time, but only came to the conclusion of being hanged.A fucking lunatic hangs himself?The magistrate was so angry that he almost threw up!But the corpse was right in front of him, and the magistrate had no choice but to order the guards to dispose of the corpse.

"Damn it, why is this guy so heavy!" The guard in the incarnation field kicked the corpse viciously, the death row prisoner was too damn big.It has a weight of two hundred catties, and squeezed out all the strength of the two guards.

"Old Han, here comes the goods." The guard shouted loudly, pulling his neck.

"Shit! Just put it on the shelf!" An old voice came from the room.

The two guards put him on the shelf, and after waiting for a long time, old Hantou did not come out. "There's a lot of excrement and urine on his mother's lazy donkey, let's go! It's bad luck for such a corpse!"

"This is not good, the rules...!"

"His mother's rules are dead, people are alive. Could this dead man still run away by himself, willing to wait for you to wait here by yourself. I'm going back, this mother's incarnation is talking about it." Said After finishing, the guard left without waiting for his companion to raise his leg.

When he said this, the other guard also felt chilly all over. "Wait for me!" After finishing speaking, he chased after his companion.

"Squeak!" The door sounded, and a person came out of the small room in the Huarenchang.It is none other than Qin Qiong.

"I don't know if this kid's idea will work. If the person dies, he can only cut off his head. Then it's worthless!" Qin Qiong looked at the dead Wu Yunzhao on the stage.First tie the person firmly with cowhide bands, and then put his hand into the stinking mouth.With a hook of the finger, a curved copper pipe was pulled out from the throat.

After calculating the time, I waited for about half an hour.He took out a tube from his bosom, stuffed it into Wu Yunzhao's nostril and blew hard.

"Cough, cough, cough..." With a piercing coughing sound, Wu Yunzhao, who had been dead for a long time, actually came back to life.

Luo Cheng next to him stared wide-eyed and stammered: "It's really okay! When I hung him on the beam, I thought he was going to die. I didn't expect that he could live like this."

"That kid is smart. He said that if he can live, he can live. First use anesthetic to turn him over, and then stuff this copper pipe into his throat to ensure that he can still breathe. It takes a while to hang one or two sticks of incense. , I can’t die at all. I really don’t know what’s in this little head. How did you come up with this idea!” Qin Qiong looked at Wu Yunzhao, who was gradually waking up, while playing with the brass pipe in his hand.

Although Yunhao helped Wu Yunzhao wash his eyes with vegetable oil, several hours had passed after all.Wu Yunzhao's only remaining eye, although it can't be said to be completely blind, is still blurry.A mighty man is basically useless.

Seeing Wu Yunzhao wake up, Luo Cheng and Qin Qiong worked together to lift him onto the carriage. "Cousin, it's entirely up to cousin to make things happen this time. We brothers don't say thank you, take care!"

"Hahaha, take care. I wish uncle and aunt well!" Qin Qiong and Luo Cheng held each other's hands, and Luo Cheng waved the whip in his hand.The carriage drove towards Beiping Mansion.

"Old Hantou, I owe you a favor this time." Qin Qiong shouted to the inside, got on the yellow puma and went too.

A chubby little old man with fair skin stepped out of the room.Looking at the direction Qin Qiong was leaving, her face was grim and her eyes were far away.

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"Thieves join the army, hurry up and work. Don't be so damn lazy, you still dare to stare at me." "Crack" sound of the whip, and a whip lashed Yu Chigong's body fiercely.This official's whip is good, and blood bursts when he whips down.The red flesh rolled up to both sides, and there was a wound like a child's mouth on Yu Chigong's back.

"You...!" Yu Chigong clenched his fists tightly, and the official retreated quickly.He didn't dare to fight against a fierce person like Yu Chigong, thinking about his nannie, grandma, and little Yuchigong, he endured it.

"What's the matter, you still want to hit me. You are quite fierce!" Seeing Yu Chigong let go of his fist, the official stepped forward and kicked him.

"If you dare to kick again, I will break your legs." Yuchi Gong's lungs were about to explode with anger. At this moment, he looked very much like a volcano that had been silent for a long time and was about to erupt.

"Break off my legs, come on! Damn, he won't give me filial piety because of his height and strength. He also said that he recognizes the little prince, who is as noble as a god. How could he know you, a thief who is in the army, and let him I brought the letter. I tell you, I burned that letter. You bit me? Who didn’t get caught in the crotch, let you out..."

The official guard is in charge of Yu Chigong's team, and the accompanying troops will pay some respect when they come here.But Yu Chigong broke the rules, and even claimed to have something to do with the little prince.The official didn't believe a word, and he didn't believe it anyway.The dignified son of the prince of Peking will have a relationship with the bandits and troops above.Yu Chigong's words were taken by him as a big banner.

If you don't receive tribute from him, how can you exploit other troops in the future.During the Chinese New Year and the holidays, how to give gifts to the superiors.Do you want to use your own salary to buy things and give gifts to your superiors?This time, he must subdue this black charcoal head and act like a baby, so that everyone can see what will happen if he doesn't give filial piety.

He has been making things difficult for Yu Chigong these days, and he can't work fast or slow.He was beaten with a leather whip at every turn, and he was still getting his hands on it.Yu Chigong had been patient with him to the limit.

"Say it again?" Yu Chigong's dark face had turned purple, and his whole body was on the verge of eruption.

"So what if I say it again, you are a son of a son of a bitch. I..."

"Ah...!" Yu Chigong couldn't bear it anymore, he stretched out his hand and pulled the official over.The bowl-sized fist hit the official servant's head like raindrops, and at first it was just bleeding from the nostrils.The official could still scream a few times, but the next few punches knocked out the eyeballs.

The black and white eyeballs fell to the ground, and were trampled on by Yu Chigong as if they were bubbles.All the officers and soldiers were terrified, and some of them who had friendship with the officer drew their weapons.But seeing Yu Chigong's crazy appearance, no one dared to go forward.

"Boom..." Yu Chigong punched out the officer's brains, sticking his hands red and white.Yu Chigong was still angry, and punched a few more times before throwing the corpse out like garbage.

Both the official post and the dispatched army look stupid, and the dispatched army kills the official post.This is something that hasn't happened in many years, this kid is dead.The mission will definitely strip this thief to the army!

Yuchi Gong swept his eyes away, and everyone backed away tremblingly.A few timid officials were almost unable to stand still.Sa Yazi ran away, for fear of being caught by this fierce god.

I looked around and saw that there were no officials who dared to step forward.Yu Chigong casually pulled out the horizontal knife from the dead official's waist, and ran out without looking back.

At this time, the Beiping Mansion was leaderless, and Luo Yi, the king of Beiping, went to Yongzhou to exterminate Han Wang Yang Liang.The eldest son, Luo Cheng, went to Licheng County, Jinan Prefecture, Shandong Province to celebrate Qin Qiong's mother's birthday.The military administration of the entire Beiping Mansion is actually managed by a few chess and card officials.Luo Yi is not so strict about rights.

The news reached the Beiping commander-in-chief, and it was the two brothers Yuchinan and Yuchibei who were on duty.When the two brothers heard this, they thought that since the establishment of the Great Sui Dynasty, there were no troops who dared to kill officials, so they dispatched cavalry to hunt around.

Yuchi Gong killed several tough pursuers, and as a result, more cavalry chased him.Seeing that more and more cavalry came to reinforce, Yu Chigong also knew that if this continues, even if he is a hard-working man, there will be a day when his strength will run out eventually.At that time, it is difficult to even think about dying.

Helplessly, Yuchi Gong got into the forest, which is the most hated terrain for cavalry, not one of them.

The experience saved Yu Chigong's life, and those sturdy cavalrymen from Beiping Mansion no longer entered the forest to chase.This gave Yu Chigong a chance to survive, after several days of sleepless trekking.Yu Chigong finally crossed this mountain forest, and before his eyes was an unknown small city.There are also a few Zhuangzi dotted around, faintly defending the county town.

Yu Chigong hadn't eaten for three days, and in the woods he almost relied on things like grass roots and bark to hold on.Now, he couldn't hold it anymore.He rushed down the mountain crazily, but was dizzy halfway.Yu Chigong sat down on the ground, his head was spinning.I feel tight in my chest and feel weak all over.It seems that it is going to die.

(End of this chapter)