lazy tang

Chapter 28 Yunhao's Revenge

Qi Guoyuan's cat is like a bastard in the water.The inside of the belly seems to be boiling, and the farts are coming out in clusters.Looking outside, it looks like the water is boiling.The hornets buzzed and buzzed around the water, and Qi Guoyuan only needed to take a breath.There was a fierce guy pounced on it, and Qi Guoyuan was so frightened that he quickly retracted his head again.

These wasps don't know what kind of alien species they are, but they are half the size of a finger.The bee needles on the tail are half an inch long, so you don't even have to think about it, as long as you get stung, you don't want to live.

"Brother Hao, why are those wasps chasing him?" Hou Junji was lying on the tree, making a canopy with his hands like a monkey.On his head, he still wears the straw hat that Yun Hao taught him to weave, which is indescribably funny.

"Stupid, he's drenched with the queen bee's liquid. It will naturally attract the wasps, so you don't think the wasps are crazy. Staring at him to sting? Let me tell you a secret, in fact, the wasps will die after stinging people. Because bees The needle will bring out a section of intestines, so there is no great benefit or if you really offend them, these little guys will not fight you hard." Wild wasps have a bad habit of occupying bee nests, and Yunhao took advantage of it This principle.He tried to get some royal jelly and asked Lai Shun'er to secretly get it on Qi Guoyuan's body, but he didn't expect the effect to be surprisingly good.

However, Qi Guoyuan can become the third master of Shaohua Mountain, so he naturally has his unique features.This guy has already got a reed stick, and his body is hidden in the water and breathes on the reed.Those wasps were whirling around "buzzing", "buzzing" and "buzzing", there was nothing they could do about him.

"Okay, are the things you have prepared ready?" Yun Hao turned to look at Hou Junji and asked.

"Brother Hao, you don't need to punish him like this. Didn't you just take off your clothes and beat you a few times, wouldn't it be a bit too much for you to do this?" Hou Junji thought of Yunhao's way of dealing with Qi Guoyuan, and felt in his heart Then shudder.

"Excessive? He dared to say that it wasn't your clothes that he took off. He stripped you naked and threw you there in public. Would you like to? Not to mention spanking Lao Tzu's ass. Remember, Lao Tzu's ass is a tiger's ass. Touch it No way!" Thinking about being stripped naked, Yun Hao became angry when he was humiliated in front of others.Lao Tzu's mental age is over 60, and he dared to let Lao Tzu be naked.If you don't take this revenge, you are not a gentleman. If you don't treat Qi Guoyuan well.From now on, won't I become a brat who can be slapped by anyone?If it wasn't for the purpose of rectifying Qi Guoyuan, Yun Hao would use taro to pit Xie Yingdeng and the others when he was full.

"You're only seven years old?" Hou Junji didn't understand, when he was seven years old.There is also a shameless old guy who will grab a bull and eat it, why can't this guy Yun Hao touch him.

"Seven-year-old can have clothes stripped and spanked. Again, my ass is a tiger's ass. Whoever touches it will die!"

"Okay, okay! I'll go see if Shunzi and Biaozi are done!" Hou Junji shuddered when he saw Yunhao's fierce eyes.Be good, this kid is too domineering.Is this kid really seven years old?Hou Junji looked back, he felt that this guy's back looked like an old man.

I don't know how long it took, Qi Guoyuan finally drove these hornets away.Qi Guoyuan, who climbed ashore, was exhausted, and Yun Hao ran over from a distance.Seeing Qi Guoyuan lying on the river bank like a bastard, he hurriedly said: "Chief Qi, look at the mud on your body. Hurry up and wash it, don't catch a cold."

Qi Guoyuan gritted his teeth when he saw Yunhao.It's just that this kid is slippery and not easy to catch.Can only be anxious, there is no way.In desperation, he had no choice but to stand up. The Erxian Village was neither small nor big.Fortunately, no one saw his embarrassment just now, otherwise how would he have the face to face others.Looking left and right, no one was there, and hurriedly sneaked back to his yard.

There were people in the yard who didn't dare to go through the front door and climbed into the room through the back window. Suddenly, they saw a huge wooden barrel in the room, which was filled with hot water.Stretch your hand in, it's just right for cold and hot.

"Who got the hot water for me here?" Qi Guoyuan poked his head out of the window because something abnormal must be a demon.Ask the minions in the yard!
"Oh, Brother Hao, who knows how to cook, said. Chief, you fell into the water and wanted to take a bath, so you got this water. Chief, look at your wet hair, are you okay?"

"That...it's okay! Why are you asking so many questions? You're too full! Get out!" Qi Guoyuan walked away impatiently.He hated Yun Hao to death in his heart, his grandma's brat might have already spread the news to Er Xian Zhuang.Lao Tzu's fame in the first life was ruined just like that.

Hate it, hate it, you still have to wash the muddy water all over your body.Reluctantly, Qi Guoyuan got into the water and just soaked in cold water for a long time.The whole body is cold and cold, not to mention how comfortable it is to soak in hot water.It's just that my stomach still didn't live up to expectations, and I let out a series of "crackling" farts, with a melodious and mournful voice lingering in the beam. "Grandma, wait for me to take care of you. Let's see how to deal with you, you little bastard!"

"Pow...!" A series of bubbles came up from the water again.

"Chief Qi, this is your fault. I kindly asked someone to get you bath water, and you treat me like this? It can be seen that good people can't do it!" At some point, a small head suddenly appeared on the window.Yun Hao's joking voice came in from outside the window!
"Boy, you are going to die!" Qi Guoyuan stood up with a "crash", and found that he was still naked and hurriedly got into the water again.In the opposite yard, there are female relatives.If it is seen by others, the title of prostitution thief would not dare to be put on his head.

"I don't know if you want to die or not. It's just that the boy put some alfalfa powder in your water. If this thing gets on your body, it will be very itchy. If it is light, it will scratch yourself to a bloody mess. If it is serious, it may kill yourself alive Caught to death. You stripped my clothes and spanked my ass. I think it’s not too much for me to retaliate against you like this! Oh, right. You should already feel itchy on your body now!” Yun Hao’s playful voice continued pass in.

Qi Guoyuan immediately felt uneasy, because at this moment his body really felt a little itchy.To be exact, not very itchy but very numb.poisoned!Qi Guoyuan's eyes immediately widened. A man like him is afraid of nothing but those poisons.There is no such thing as detoxifying serum these days, and there are many people who have their arms and legs chopped off after being bitten by a snake.A good man, as long as he is poisoned, he will be useless.

"I'll kill you!" Qi Guoyuan was shocked and angry to the extreme, but he just took off the boy's clothes and slapped him twice.This kid actually used such vicious means to harm himself, even if he was beaten to death by Qin Qiong afterwards.You must also let out this bad breath today!
Regardless of his nakedness, Qi Guoyuan rushed out the door like a madman.Seeing that Yun Hao had already run to the gate of the yard, the way his two short legs kicked backwards was indescribably funny.

"Stop...!" Qi Guoyuan's pupils were already bloodshot at this time, and he chased him out like a lunatic.

Kankan chased to the door and tripped over something.Just dropped a piece of dog shit, and suddenly heard a woman's screaming in the ear. "Catch the prostitute!"

Qi Guoyuan's head buzzed, it's over now.

(End of this chapter)