lazy tang

Chapter 350 Lead the snake out of the hole
The ethos of the Tang Dynasty is like a bird in the later generations. What kind of big book is opened and a large-scale book is closed (the old dragon is deeply affected by it, when will my Hanxiong be released...!).Lishan Academy did not have the habit of sealing books, but after everyone memorized the code of secrecy, the gust of wind passed.

It took about six or seven days to go back and forth. It seems that the unhealthy trend of Datang is still much smaller than that of later generations.

Lishan Academy has a new steward, who looks like a crown and looks like a star.Wherever the guy goes, he is always the focus of the eyes of the big girl and the little daughter-in-law.

Yun Hao couldn't get used to guys who were more handsome than him, so it was fine if his face was paler.But she was born with a pair of flamboyant peach blossom eyes, which seemed to have hooks in them.One look at any girl, and the soul is hooked away.The maids with starry eyes serve attentively, as long as the wine in the glass is gone.It will be filled immediately, as for the Marquis of Tang Dynasty, he needs to knock on the table to know.

"To celebrate the successful development of gunpowder, all you gentlemen have a drink!" Wen Daya seemed very excited today, and had already stood up eight times.Looking at the old face flushed with excitement, it is estimated that I can stand up again eight times.However, if the grapes in the cup were replaced with Yunjia strong wine, it is estimated that two cups would be able to lie down.

"This is Guanshi Luo, the new gunpowder development team. Let's meet my colleagues. Guanshi Luo has just arrived, so please help me a lot." Wen Daya smiled and took that handsome guy for a walk. .A few shameless people even ask if they are married, as long as they are willing to nod, the daughter at home will pack it up and send it away now.

Yun Hao thinks that this kind of crazy handsome guy should be immersed in a pig cage.After soaking the pig cages in sulfuric acid, it is best if there is no dregs left after soaking.All guys who are more handsome than themselves are enemies.This one, Yun Hao is very firm.

Sorry!Who knew that guy with acne all over his face had grown into such a disastrous appearance.If I had known that acne could be treated in this way, I would have had it in my previous life.

"The villain sees Yunhou. If there is anything you don't understand in the future, please ask Yunhou to clarify." Luo Cheng respected Yunhao completely, as if he didn't know Yunhao.

Since he wanted to act, Yun Hao had no choice but to adjust to his best state and participate in this showdown of acting skills.

"Ah, Guanshi Luo. Nice to meet you, nice to meet you! Where is Guanshi Luo from?"

"Luo is right in Beiping!"

"Ah! The Yun family came from Yanmen, and we are from the same hometown. Guanshi Luo, drink Sheng!" Seeing the two drank a glass of wine, all the colleagues in the academy applauded loudly.There was the sound of clinking glasses below, and the noise of toasting was noisy.

"If you don't have anything to do, you can stay in Luoyang to earn meritorious service, so what's the fuss about me here in Lintong?"

"Second Master ordered, and His Majesty also allowed it. We haven't seen each other for so many years, don't you miss being a brother? No matter how you look at it, it seems that you are not very welcome."

"Welcome bastard, all the maids in my family will be abducted by you. You are not allowed to enter Yun's house in the future. If you enter Yun's house carefully, I will let the dog bite you."

"Hahaha! What a mere vicious dog, even a powerful tiger is no match for someone Luo."

Yun Hao was so choked that he rolled his eyes, his mother's silver gun was so beautiful that it really didn't scream for nothing.It is said that this guy's spear skills have become more and more superb in recent years, and ordinary tigers are really no match for him.This made Yun Hao very helpless, the tiger was almost the most ferocious beast in Datang.If the time cost is not considered, Yunhao really wants to go to Wa country to find Ultraman.

"How dare you be rude to me, come here! Take it!" Yun Hao turned his face as soon as he said it, and threw the wine glass in his hand towards Luo Cheng.But Luo Cheng dodged him, this guy seemed to be very skilled.A large glass of grape wine didn't even spill a drop on the skirt of his clothes.

The guards of the Yun family who looked like tigers and wolves rushed in, and the hall immediately became chaotic.Wen Daya jumped up anxiously, her hands were shaking like windmills.

"Don't be like this, don't be like this! Don't worry about Yunhou, don't worry about Yunhou!" The way the old guy jumped was very funny, but now no one laughed.They didn't know how the new steward offended the leader of the academy.

"Hmph! It's said that young people are crazy, and Yun Hou won't listen to the voice of persuasion. In the future, there will be no progress in learning!" Luo Cheng stiffened his neck and stared wide-eyed.Pointing at Yunhao's finger, he almost touched Yunhao's nose.

Hearing that it was an academic dispute, everyone felt relieved.The ethos of Lishan Academy is open, even if a steward is arguing with a senior official like Yun Hou.As long as you tell the truth, there is absolutely no big deal.The atmosphere in the hall eased up a bit, and even the guards like tigers and wolves were a little absent-minded.

Scholars are just too impatient to argue, it doesn't count! I didn't see Mr. Xiong still drinking at the table, without even lifting his eyelids.

"Listen to this old man, Yun Hou, it's just a dispute over knowledge, why get angry! Manager Luo just arrived today, if there is a dispute, let's argue it out tomorrow." Wen Daya hurried over to act as a peacemaker, and he was the only one at the banquet The most suitable.

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to these ignorant guys, so please stay with me. From now on, don't let me see him in the academy." Yun Hao left in a fit of anger, leaving a room full of stunned people.

Everyone looked at Luo Cheng in the wrong way. They offended the leader on the first day they came to the academy, and the future will be worrying!The banquet continued, but no one came to offer a toast to Luo Cheng.The embarrassing Luo Cheng drank alone in the corner for a while, then went out with a stomp.

Lintong is very lively, although the incident of Yunhao's assassination imaged the small vendors around Yun's house.But places farther away from Yun's house were not affected.After all, most people in Lintong work and have some spare money.Having a few sips of wine with friends after work and bragging about the mountains is a popular leisure activity for the general public.It's completely banned, which is really unreasonable.

The noisy Kucha music has attracted many customers, especially the glistening bellies of orchids, which is a favorite scene for male customers.The restaurant was extremely noisy, with whistles, applause, and applause one after another.A tycoon threw a lot of coppers onto the stage, and the orchids twisted their waists more and more frequently.I don't know how they are twisted, the fat around the waist moves like waves, and it doesn't have the charm of pork fat.

Luo Cheng found a place to sit down, and immediately a flattering orchid greeted him.The ones I see the most on weekdays are those vulgar workers.Such a handsome and compelling little guy is really rare.

As soon as Orchid came to Luo Cheng, a hand like a water onion blocked Orchid away.Hu Ji raised her head dissatisfied, and saw a pair of eyes as cold as ice and snow.Immediately lowered his head, turned and left.

The girl is about fifteen or sixteen years old, with bright eyes like water and green temples like clouds, and icy skin like snow, fine hands and fragrant hands.Especially those eyes, the bright eyes are extremely agile.The dark eyeballs seem to be able to reveal light, and they will look forward to flying with the slightest movement.

"What do you want, sir? My store has the purest grape wine and the most authentic Western Region barbecue. I believe, sir will like it." The girl's voice was like a yellow warbler, and the voice was clear and sweet, so pleasant to the ears.

Luo Cheng's eyes lingered on the girl's face for a while, and then he said: "I don't want grapes, it's sour and sweet, it's not like a man's wine, I want the strongest Yunjia steamed wine. Just a few side dishes." Hurry up!" The words were bold, and the moves were even bolder.Then he threw a silver dime on the table, looking like a high-roller.

"Sir, is something on your mind? Wait a minute, sir, the good barbecue and fine wine will be here soon." The girl left without waiting for Luo Cheng's answer, smiling coquettishly.Looking back at that moment, there seemed to be water in the eyes.The arhat, who looks like copper and iron, will probably be transformed by this look.

Luo Cheng licked his lips, looking sad.

The speed of serving the dishes is really not so fast. Some cold skin is added to the cucumber mixed with ear shreds, and it is crispy and creamy in the mouth.The Yun family's steamed wine is full of a large pot, but the wine cup is a bit small.

Just as he was about to ask the buddy to bring a big wine cup, two big wine cups appeared in front of Luo Cheng's eyes.You don't need to look up, just by smelling the fragrance, you know it's the girl just now.This is not the smell of perfume, but the body fragrance of the girl.Pure natural pollution-free, no chemical blending.

"Mr. has something on your mind, and you don't want to say it. The little girl didn't ask, she just wanted to sit down and have a drink with you. Mister won't drive the little girl away!" The girl stared at Luo Cheng's eyes vividly, like water His eyes looked so pitiful.Not to mention Luo Cheng, even if Jesus Sakyamuni came, I'm afraid he would not be able to pass this beauty test.

"Sit if you want, there's so much nonsense." Luo Cheng glanced at the girl, threw down a sentence and filled himself with wine, opened his mouth and downed it.

The girl didn't talk much, and sat opposite Luo Cheng.He took a sip of the fine wine in the glass, looking cute and handsome, really the best among women.

When people drink too much, they talk a lot, especially when facing women, especially beautiful women.Luo Cheng drained the wine in his glass again, and said viciously: "Isn't it just a rich and wealthy kid who takes advantage of His Majesty's favor to act as a domineering person? It's right to be a high-ranking person in the journey of learning. I just said it today." Some truth, but do not want to be humiliated like this.

I think I went to school at the age of five, and I studied hard for more than ten years.Why fall into the hands of the concubine to waste time! "It seems to be saying grief and indignation, picked up the cup and drank another cup.

"The concubine you are talking about...?" The girl's voice sounded like Tian Lai again, and the question was just right.

"It's not that rascal Yunhao. His Majesty ordered me to be the steward of the academy. The gunpowder matter is a secret of the Tang Dynasty. One day, we can control such a secret. Luo must be like a soaring eagle and become a blockbuster. Unexpectedly, Lintong's first Tianbian has offended this scoundrel. From now on...from now on I'm afraid...! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!"

Not knowing which nerve was touched, Luo Cheng began to cry as he spoke.It caused the guests around to look here, but it was just a look.Their eyes were still on the unbelievably beautiful girl. As for Luo Cheng who was crying bitterly, they chose to be blind.

This kind of drunkard is seen a lot, and alcohol is the thing that can stimulate people's nature.Some people laugh wildly after drinking, and some sing after drinking.There are also people who cry and tell about their miserable lives after drinking.This guy is just an ordinary drunk, but the girl in front of him is not bad.

This place also belongs to the category of food stalls in later generations, and the noisy "嗡" and "嗡" can only hear what is said on the other side.No one could hear Luo Cheng's drunken words except the girl in front of him.

"My family has also heard that Yun Hou is the most narrow-minded. He is definitely the master who will take revenge, and he is the favorite minister in front of His Majesty. Mr. offended him, the future... Hey... Be careful, sir!" The girl thoughtfully The wine glass for Luo Cheng was filled with fine wine, and when the wine glass in his hand touched the wine glass in Luo Cheng's hand, he drank it all in one gulp.

"It's nothing to waste time, it's just a pity that I have studied hard for more than ten years. My mother at home is still waiting for the news of my ancestor Guang Zongyao's great minister, but...! My father's expectations for me...! Hey...!" Yue said The more sad, the tears welled up like a spring.The wine glasses on the table were even more dry.Not long after, three empty wine jugs were placed on the table.

"Mister...! Sir...!" The girl pushed Luo Cheng who was lying on the table back, and saw that Luo Cheng was motionless.Just as she was about to ask someone to carry Luo Cheng, she didn't expect Luo Cheng to sit up straight suddenly. With a sound of "wow", the wine in the belly spewed out like a river.

The people around covered their noses one after another, but this kind of people were seen a lot in this kind of place, and the drinkers didn't take it seriously.Seeing two orchids carrying Luo Cheng to walk in, I envied this guy's good fortune.A pretty boy, that's what makes girls like him.

"Third Master! This is the new steward. I heard that the imperial court assigned him to be in charge of the gunpowder." In the backyard of the restaurant, there was Xiao Saner sitting impressively.Of course, in order to deceive others.He pretended to be a servant this time, and his hair was loosened on purpose to cover half of his face.

"The news has confirmed that he has indeed offended Yunhao. He is really a straightforward guy. He just arrived in Lintong. He actually offended that kid Yunhao. I'm afraid our task will fall on him. Why did he pour so much on him? Too much wine, so you can do your best?" Xiao San'er covered his nose, frowning and looking at Luo Cheng, who was covered in filth.

I wanted to use a beauty trick, but I didn't expect that the person in front of me was as soft as noodles.There is no place on the whole body that is hard, how can this beauty trick be used?

"I don't want to trouble you, Third Master, you men are not all the same. I guarantee that he will obediently listen to you tomorrow. It's just... the slave...!"

"You little rascal, you started haggling with the third master. Forget it! Mr. said, this time the matter is up to me. As long as you let this person cooperate with us and get the formula of gunpowder. Third master, I will give you back your freedom!" Xiaosan I'm a little bit reluctant, but I'm really afraid that things will change if I don't spend some money on this coquettish girl.

"My slave...!" The girl just said two words, and then fell limply on the ground.And Luo Cheng, who was limp on the ground, stood in front of Xiao San'er with a smile.

"Third Master, it was so hard to find you!"

"Come on!" Xiao San'er's sharp voice was like a cat whose tail has been trampled on.

(End of this chapter)