lazy tang

Chapter 360 Animals of Interest
Li Yuan picked up the compasses on Yunhao's desk and was surprised after drawing a big circle.As a result, many large and small holes appeared on the paper, plus circles like mosquito coils.

"Your house looks fresh, take me for a walk!" Li Yuan put his hands behind his back, and before Yun Hao could lead the way, he ran wildly at Yun's house like a wild boar.

Yun Hao curled his lips helplessly, perhaps to show his favor.Or maybe because he felt that Yun Hao should be appeased, Li Yuan came to Lintong in his busy schedule.After spending a whole day at Yun's house, the Dou family, who had never been out of the palace since entering Chang'an City, also came.At this moment, she is pulling Mrs. Zhao to talk in the backyard.Laughter came from time to time, and it seemed very happy.

To show favor, confer a larger title, it is best to just take money and not work.The status is still very high, the kind that can bully people casually.No matter how bad it is, it is good to give more money.I heard that Li Yuan has recently adopted two 15-year-old favorite concubines, why not harm underage girls in the palace, why come to Lao Tzu's house to harm them.

Regarding Li Yuan's actions, Yun Hao was full of helplessness.It's not that I don't like Li Yuan and Dou's, but I can honestly say that the Li family treats me well.In the fight between himself and Li Yuanji, the couple's buttocks were sitting on his side from the very beginning.Parents who can do this are already treating themselves as their sons.

But thankful is grateful, no one wants to let the emperor and queen hang around at home.The couple didn't have the slightest sense of being guests, and they had to see what they should see as long as they wanted to.You have to sit next to the commentator with a look of honor. Is it necessary for me to explain to you why there is a red rope thick as a finger on the bed?Why did Mao build a swing frame in the bedroom?Are there springs under the bed for fur?
God, if only it were said.The Dongguan 36 style is probably going to be spread in the Tang harem, and the Yun family still hopes to have a good reputation, so go ahead and dream!The bastards of this day and age are no different from those of later generations, Yun Hao can still think of the faces of those scholar-bureaucrats condemning the Yun family for their obscenity.But if you really want to go to his house, you are guaranteed to find a replica in the bedroom.Maybe, the tricks are even more refurbished!

Not to mention, Li Yuan and his wife want to taste the delicious food of the Yun family.It’s okay to taste delicious food, but it’s too much to stand in the kitchen full of big men in helmets and armor.As long as Li Yuan comes to Yun's house, Yun Hao cannot escape the fate of cooking.No way, these two are the most honorable people in the world at present, none of them.If the two of them had diarrhea, it would definitely be a big accident.It would be a punishment for the Yun family, but it might be enough to kill a whole family in someone else's house.

Yun Hao didn't plan to get four plates and eight bowls, Li Yuan is the emperor.I have never eaten a four-legged bench, or a plane with wings.The rest are flying in the sky and swimming in the sea.As long as he is interested, the Tianchi water monster can be fished out of the water and braised.

A large steak, flavorful and well marinated.Roasting in a charcoal stove for a night, it is not cooked, it is simply smoked.The Yun family really didn't pay much attention to food.Don't even use chopsticks, just serve the knife and fork.

As for side dishes, lettuce leaves are for you in winter.That's not to wait, but to enjoy.Man Chang'an inquired, who has lettuce leaves to eat this season.Add two cucumbers, and it will be Chinese New Year.As for eating beef at Yun's house, Li Yuan wasn't surprised at all.Man Chang'an also said that this bastard dared to slaughter a cow in public, and other people's family took the cow as an offering like an ancestor.When the farming is busy, the eggs that I am reluctant to eat have to be fed to the cows.

Only this bastard, Yun Hao, traded spirits for cattle from the grassland.When they arrived at Yunjiazhuangzi, white knives went in and red knives went out, bloodletting one by one!

There is no way, people in Guanzhong raise cattle to cultivate land.That is an important production tool. Guys on the prairie raise cattle for food.One of the two is the maker of the food, and the other is the food.There is a world of difference in function!The cows on the prairie don't know how to plow the fields honestly.

Let the prairie oxen plow the field, and the ridges in the field will not be seen.Now the Yun family's beef is the only one in Chang'an City.The nobles want to treat guests, and now they have to come to Yun's house to make reservations in advance.If there is no beef from Yun's family at the banquet, people will look down on it.Individuals who have a bit of a sour mouth will say some light sarcastic remarks, no matter if there is no beef!
Even on the front line in Luoyang, Li Er would send special personnel to Yun's house to order marinated and sun-dried beef jerky.

Li Yuan was in a daze with a knife and fork in his hand. The Li family was from the grassland.I am afraid that people will say that they are aliens, and now they pick up this kind of retro tableware.There was something wrong with the look in his eyes, this was in Yun's house, if it was someone else's house, now the head of the house has been dragged out for bloodletting.

"Your Majesty! Our civilization refers to our actions, not the tools we use. Tools are used at the right time at the right place. Can chopsticks cut meat? Cut with a knife Wouldn't it be more convenient to eat it in small pieces with a fork?

As for tools, the more convenient and usable they are, the better.The reason why our ancestors didn't use knives and chopsticks is because it is difficult for knives to deal with things like food.According to the records in "Hanshu", when we arrived in Han Dynasty, there were knives in the tableware of our Han people. "

This matter has to be explained to Li Yuan, this old guy takes his bloodline issue very seriously.Although he was born with a tall nose and deep eyes, people insisted that he was a descendant of the Han family.If you dare to talk stubbornly, you will be hacked to death.

"There is also this record in the "Hanshu"?" Li Yuan asked suspiciously.

"Yes, not only "Hanshu" and "Historical Records" are also recorded!" Yun Hao hurriedly finalized his footsteps. The historical records with millions of words are more than the number of words in "Usurping Qin".If you don't do anything for a day, it will take half a month just to read it once.If you are serious, go inside and look for it.

Yunhao vaguely remembered that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's father, Liu Qi, seemed to have punished Zhou Yafu over the tableware.Turn around and ask Wen Daya if it's true.

Once Li Yuan heard that there were records in "Han Shu" and "Historical Records", he didn't say much.Holding a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, eating happily.

Yun Hao's mouth almost dropped in surprise, he swore that he never taught Li Yuan how to eat western food.This old guy actually knows how to hold a knife in his left hand and a fork in his right.The steak is evenly cut, and it is groundbreaking to eat with lettuce leaves wrapped in beef dipping sauce.Nodding while eating, he seemed very satisfied with this way of eating.

A large piece of steak, stuffed with a glass of bright red grapes.Li Yuan felt very satisfied!
"People say that the sound of the big sound is rare, but the shape of the elephant is rare. The simpler the thing, the better it is. After eating your meal today, I have a feeling." Li Yuan rubbed his stomach in satisfaction, and stretched out his hand Take the tea offered by Zhang Miaoke.

"I have already punished Yuan Ji. Don't make trouble for Yuan Ji. The majestic Prince Qi's Mansion can't even do business. If you say it, it will make people laugh at the face of the royal family." Li Yuan took a sip of tea, and finally It was the point.

As expected, he came to tidy up Li Yuanji, Yun Hao lowered his head and did not speak.Staring at the marble tiles on the ground, it seems that the patterns on them are worth studying.

Yun Baobao was frightened that day, and started to have a fever that night.Looking at his flushed son, Yun Hao really wanted to rush out and kill someone.At this time, I can't wait for the disease to be on my body!
Zhang Miaoke has long been in the position of the eldest sister in the commercial field of Chang'an City, and her son was frightened like this.The tigress's anger value had already exploded, and the business of Li Yuanji's family could not be opened with a single order.She said that if people in Prince Qi's mansion drink porridge, they will definitely not be able to eat.

All of a sudden, the business of Prince Qi's Mansion plummeted.Silk from the south of the Yangtze River, and Shu brocade from central Sichuan.The fur pearls trafficked from Liaodong and the gemstones trafficked from the northwest all fell into their hands.There is no way, the Yun family is the top behemoth in Chang'an's commercial field.Many honorable families all point to the low price of selling products from the Lintong factory to make a profit.If you want to please the Yun family, you must cut a good relationship with Qi Wang's family.

No one knows the importance of liquidity anymore, once the capital chain is broken.Future generations do not know how many business tycoons want to jump off the building!

Yang was also so anxious that he almost jumped off the building, and Li Yuanji ran to the Luoyang army to make military achievements.She can only take care of the family affairs, a girl who came out of Sichuan.How could it be possible to sing against Zhang Miaoke, whom Yun Hao had trained, but only after two rounds.Yang could only run to the palace and cry!

Seeing that Prince Qi's Mansion is about to go bankrupt, Li Yuan can't just watch.For a dignified prince, he didn't even have the money to reward his servants, but the ones who lost it were the royal family.

"Children are most afraid of being frightened. I asked Daoist Sun. Daoist Sun said that judging from the pulse condition, there seems to be no major problem. Put your petty eyes away, the royal favor is not unlimited." Seeing that Yunhao didn't speak, Li Yuan's words became serious.Being favored is one thing, being pampered is another.Li Yuan took this matter very seriously.

On the day Baby Yun fell ill, Yun Hao invited Sun Simiao.Zhang Wenzhong put his hands in and beat behind him!He is an old-school doctor, and his family does not treat his own family members. This is a rule passed down from ancient times.

"Your Majesty, if you say so, there is nothing wrong with it. His Royal Highness Qi Wang and Princess Qi are distinguished, and I dare not overstep. Breaking the legs of Princess Qi's younger brother, I know that this is the limit that the royal family can do. But I don't I don't intend to let anyone else go, especially the one named Ding Yanping."

"That Ding Yanping was seriously injured during a martial arts competition. He was rescued by Yang Yuanfan and became the head of the Yang family's guards. He heard that you were the one who offended him, so he changed into a casual outfit and ran away from the back door. Yang Yuanfan confessed that it was Ding Yanping who was here. There is a worship brother in Hebei called Liu Heita. Ding Yanping is likely to go to Liu Heita." Li Yuan nodded, as long as Yunhao doesn't trouble Li Yuanji.Who else loves to look for!
"Liu Heita?" Yun Hao thought the name was familiar, but he couldn't remember where he heard it.

"Liu Heikai is now working under Dou Jiande in Hebei. I heard that he was named Duke of Handong. This man is known for his bravery and resourcefulness. I don't care about your affairs. If you want revenge, help Erlang defeat Dou Jiande. When you arrive in Hebei, you No matter how hard you try to get someone, I will obey you."

Finally figured it out, this guy is Dou Jiande's right-hand man.Even after Dou Jiande was defeated by Li Er, he was escorted back to Chang'an and beheaded, this guy still brought Dou Jiande's old troops to fight hard with the government and army in Hebei.It's just that he didn't expect this guy to be Ding Yanping's sworn brother.

"You want the boy to go to Hulao Pass to help His Highness King Qin?" They are all smart people, and Li Yuan understood Yun Hao when he said this.A person like Li Yuan is a complete interest animal.All compromises and comforts are based on one thing, that is, being useful.

Now that Li Er was going to fight against Dou Jiande's [-] troops at Hulang Pass, Li Yuan felt that he might not be able to do it and thought of going by himself.

"Gunpowder, kerosene bombs are all made by you. Naturally, you know the characteristics of these things best, and you can use them to achieve the greatest effect. Wen Daya makes people work day and night, and get [-] catties of gunpowder. I think, you Take these gunpowder to Erlang's army. This battle is of great importance to Datang, so it can't be sloppy.

Boy, you also contributed to the establishment of this empire.This battle is related to the life and death of Datang, you don't want Erlang to lose the battle, do you? "After Li Yuan finished speaking, his eyes stared straight at Yunhao. With his head down, Yunhao could even feel where Li Yuan's eyes were fixed on him.

The matter has risen to the height of loyalty, Yunhao can't shirk it.A courtier who is unreliable in loyalty, no matter which emperor will be murderous.Sometimes I really want to leave, but Yunhao finds out sadly.I can't walk by myself!

The population of the Yun family is very small, including the mother and son, the son, his mother, two concubines and concubines, there are only six people.There are many people who rely on the Yun family to live. Now there are more than 1 people living in Lintong, all relying on the Yun family.

Can't go!
Since you can't leave, it's better to be a obedient minister.At least, so that everyone can live happily and richly.

"Since Your Majesty wants you to go to Hulao Pass, then you should go there. Dou Jiande's 10-strong army, if there is a real fight. There is kerosene and gunpowder, plus my Tang Dynasty's iron-blooded army. [-] people are only ten thousand people." Thousands of lands exist like chickens and dogs, and Luoyang, Hebei will be determined by a battle. Minister! Congratulations to my Great Tang!" Yun Hao bowed his body, and he would be a fool if he didn't say beautiful words at this time.

"Big talk, be careful. Soldiers are fierce and dangerous, and anything can happen on the battlefield. A small mistake may cause the consequences of annihilating the entire army. King Huainan will go with you, prepare as soon as possible Let's go. If we win this battle, I will not be stingy with rewards." Li Yuan glanced at Yunhao with great interest, then went to look for Mrs. Dou with a smile.The matter is over, it's time for Chang'an.

A place like the Yun family is simply an emperor's nightmare.Everything is comfortable to use, even the paper to wipe your butt.It is also better than the silk cloth used in the palace. In this era when bamboo chips are commonly used, toilet paper is definitely a thoughtful product.

If you wait and don't want to leave, then you will be in big trouble.

(End of this chapter)