lazy tang

Chapter 390 Turkic Invasion

Find some dry firewood and burn Ding Yanping who looks like pork.Xiong Kuohai drooped his head, he couldn't even eat his favorite beef noodles.Failure to capture Ding Yanping alive according to Yunhao's words was considered by him to be the biggest stain in his career.

Qu Tutong, who stayed behind in Luoyang, came to pick Yunhao up in person, and his words of condolences were cordial and sincere.Behind him is an ox cart full of chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep. They are all people who have been in the army for a lifetime, so they naturally know what killers like.Lao Jun, why don't you have any souvenirs.

Knowing that this old guy belongs to Li Er, Yun Hao is basically regarded as Li Er's now.But Yunhao kept a low profile and kept his distance from Li Jiancheng.After this counter-insurgency war, Li Jiancheng's status as prince will be very stable.And this time Li Yuanji is in Li Jiancheng's army, it seems that the relationship between the two brothers seems to be very harmonious.It seems that the era when Li Boss and Li Xiaosi will deal with Li Er together is coming.

When this struggle lasted to its climax, Li Er led his generals to kill Xuanwumen.Before that, Li Er had always been the weak side in the struggle.

Except for Li Shentong, Yun Hao didn't like to talk to such a refined old fox.The reason is that these guys have too many minds, like a colander.If you can't say a word well, you will be led into the ditch.

At the banquet, Yun Hao was so heroic that he basically managed to drain his glass.The cup is a bit big, and there are almost two and a half servings in one cup.After drinking two cups in a row, Yun Hao felt dizzy.Under Qu Tutong's surprised gaze, Yunhao drank two more glasses.The body swayed, and the head fell backwards, vomit was sprayed out of the mouth like a whale.

When you meet someone you don't want to meet, getting yourself drunk is the only way.Qu Tutong looked at the wine in the glass suspiciously, and then at Yun Hao who was being carried away, Master Sheng Yan and Qiu Shili kept apologizing to himself.Shaking his head helplessly, a smart person is a smart person.There are too many smart people in this world, but there are too few smart people who only want to be turtles.

The head of the family has been poured too much, and the killers of Zuo Wuwei feel very humiliated.So a new round of wine fighting started in full swing, and within a short while the barracks was full of snoring drunks.

According to the military law of the Tang Dynasty, the army must not be stationed in the city.Therefore, Zuo Wuwei's army could only be stationed outside Luoyang City.Fortunately, Luoyang is a prosperous place, at least it used to be a prosperous place.The repeated wars left many villages and even towns outside Luoyang city deserted.Qu Tutong sent people to renovate and supply Zuo Wuwei's army to camp.

Although everyone is ready to go home, it is really impossible to go home.Because, today is Yuan Day.

The first day is similar to the Spring Festival in later generations, and those who celebrate the new year can't rush on their way.At least, after running around for a few months, you have to eat a New Year's Eve dinner.

Qu Tutong was very flattering, and the pig-like chickens and ducks were sent to the barracks in trucks.There are even all kinds of pastries and candies, Yunhao is very afraid that he will send a bunch of women.In this way, the killers will rebel.

The smell of boiled meat is everywhere, and the military camp is not so picky.Regardless of whether it is chicken, duck, pig or sheep, they are all cooked in a large pot.As for seasoning, there is only salt.Except for those on duty, the wine was opened for drinking.

Now that Yunhao smelled the wine, he felt sick.This is the sequelae after Qu Tutong's visit last time, Yunhao vowed that he would never refuse guests in such a stupid way again.What a fucking pain, the brain and the head seem to be separate.My stomach was burning, and no matter how much water I drank, it seemed to be floating in my stomach.There is an urge to take out the stomach and wash it again!

It took a full three days for Yun Hao to recover from his drunken state.Now that he picked up the wine glass again, Yun Hao felt like he was holding a glass of poison.

There is no way, as the chief general, he still has to toast to the three armies.If someone finds out, the Lord will fool him with water, it will definitely be a big accident.

The first day should be a day of joy, not to mention the victory of the army.Inside the barracks, there was the sound of yelling and punching, and those who got too drunk returned their mother's wrestling.Stripped naked in winter, only a loincloth is left on the whole body.Covered in black fur, it looks like two bears are fighting from a distance.It turns out that the devil's sumo wrestling was also learned from our ancestors.

A bastard with a knife all day can't have any good entertainment.Yun Hao was very worried about the quality of his subordinates, so he found a thick rope and tied his jade pendant in the middle.There were two groups of strong men fighting, Yun Hao would rather watch them tug of war than see a group of bastards playing devil's game.

There are so many entertainment items, the first thing Yunhao has to do is to drain the energy of these bastards.Men who are energetic and drink too much alcohol generally secrete excess hormones.If there is no way to keep them in the barracks, the wives of the nearby farmer's family will definitely suffer.Although they will be beheaded afterwards, how much self-control can you expect a drunk person to have?
There are brothels in Luoyang City, but there is no military order from Li Yuan.Even Yunhao can't enter the city, and expects the prostitutes in the city to come to the army camp full of male hormones to come out...!I'm afraid there is no such thing as money and life in Luoyang City.

He didn't want to cut off any guy's head tomorrow, so various modern competitions were staged in the barracks.Let's see who can throw the meteor hammer the farthest.It depends on who can shoot the javelin the most accurately. As for the bow and arrow, it is a reserved item in the barracks.

The killers had a great time playing, and the millstone weighing a hundred catties was used as a yo-yo.Saw it from a distance and threw it over.A heartless thing, and I told you to throw it back.

Two grinding discs are pierced by a horizontal bar, which becomes a weightlifting prop.As for the problem of increasing the weight, it is naturally not difficult to kill the talents. Isn't there a sledgehammer in the army?Just use a sledgehammer and add twenty catties at a time.Looking at a muscular burly man holding up a millstone full of hammers, Yunhao's jaw almost dropped.But when he saw the man's face clearly, he immediately lost interest.Xiongkuohai can even lift a thousand-jin gate, it's a trivial thing to lift this thing.

Gambling can be a great way to relieve anxiety when hormones are not being released.Of course, mahjong poker roulette dice are not available.Almost all sports are automatically gambled.Take off the helmet, throw a handful of copper coins into it, and you will be able to sit in the village.

As long as the killers stay in the barracks, fighting is fine.As for gambling, it's even more trivial.Yun Hao didn't want to care about it at all!
From the first day to the first day of the new year, Yun Hao planned to rest for two days before going on the road.But seeing the eagerness of the killers, he could only order the camp to be set up.

Just as the soldiers rushed to the camp, a group of cavalry with red feathers rushed to the Zuowuwei camp.When Yun Hao saw that team of cavalry, his heart skipped a beat.Could it be that something happened again?

Under the collective attention of the soldiers, Hongling rushed to Yunhao's tent in the middle of the army.Immediately, the knight turned over and got off his horse, and strode into the handsome tent.Seeing that Yun Hao didn't salute, he took off the leather bag from his back, and he collapsed on the ground.

After inspecting the wax, Yun Hao picked up the leather bag with a dagger.With her heart beating so fast, Hongling ran like this, it must not be a trivial matter.

Sheng Yanshi and Qiu Shili swallowed nervously, they really wanted to know what happened.No one knows the killers under them better than them, and they have fought for several months.They are about to return to Guanzhong, if they are allowed to go out now.No one would be happy to change it, that is to say, Zuo Wuwei are all soldiers.If it was another battalion, there might be a possibility of mutiny.

Seeing the military order from the Ministry of War, Yun Hao's hand slowly dropped.The general order was handed over to Master Sheng Yan, and he sat on the tiger-skin chair without saying a word.

This year's winter is extraordinarily cold, as is the case in Hebei and the Central Plains.The situation of the Turkic people far away in the grasslands is extremely dangerous compared with that of the Tang Dynasty.This year, there was a white-haired wind blowing on the prairie, and it snowed heavily for more than half a month in some places.Heavy snow buried the entire grassland, even the winter grassland was no exception.Shaking off the snow with a pitchfork, it is too late for the cattle and sheep to eat the grass below.

Although people on the prairie have the habit of harvesting autumn grass, how could so many cattle and sheep eat that little autumn grass.Food is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that there is nothing to burn.If the cows can't eat, naturally there will be no cow dung to pull out.Without cow dung to keep warm, the whole tribe would freeze to death overnight.

In short, the snow disaster is definitely a disaster for the grassland people.Today, the powerful Turkic tribes are suffering from such a catastrophe.Fortunately, in winter, at least there are froze-to-death cattle and sheep to eat.But in the beginning of spring, if you want to avoid starvation, you may have to eat people.

Every time there is a white disaster, Khan always summons the elders in those tribes.Invite the strongest warriors, step on the horses to go to the land of the Han people, and grab the food that can be eaten back.As for whether the Han people would starve to death, that was out of their consideration.In their eyes, their werewolves are sheep.Wolves are born to eat sheep, so the Han people call them two-legged sheep in their language.

This time, Xieli, who had just ascended the position of Khan, wanted to play a big game.One hundred thousand Turkic cavalry are slaughtering Shanxi and Hebei.Li Jiancheng, who had just gained a foothold in Hebei, was almost wiped out by the Turkic army.He and Li Yuanji are retreating to Zhuozhou with the remnants of the army.Li Er in Shandong is rushing to rescue his elder brother.

The scale of the Turkic invasion this time was quite large, and the triumphant Zuo Wuwei was transferred to defend the front line of Shuozhou.It is necessary to ensure the safety of Li Er's left wing after joining forces with Li Jiancheng.

"Commander, this...!" Master Sheng Yan hesitated, the army had already arrived in Luoyang.After a few days of walking, I will return to my hometown in Guanzhong, and now let the soldiers go out again...!It's a bit unkind.

"What? As a soldier, fighting against Mao's rebellion. The first duty of a soldier is to resist foreign humiliation, and now the Turks are coming. Still thinking about going back to Guanzhong, where the wife and children live on the kang? Who has this idea, Lao Tzu Now let him take off his armor and go home. See if his spine will be broken by the villagers.

Order the whole army!Immediately pack up and go to Shuozhou, and besides...!Master Sheng Yan, you bring 1000 people back to Lintong, and I transport all the incendiary bombs and gunpowder bombs in the academy to Shuozhou.With 8000 of us, we have to defend a defense line as long as two hundred miles. Without these things, we cannot do it. "Yun Hao looked at the map with a seriously out-of-scale scale, and said with some concern.

Zuo Wuwei currently has more than [-] soldiers, but only less than [-] cavalry.In a plain area like Shuozhou, it is dangerous to use infantry to resist the powerful Turkic cavalry.Without any ability to save life, it is very likely that under the impact of the Turks, even a whole body will not be able to get back.

Facts have proved that Qiu Shili and Sheng Yanshi's worries are unnecessary.The soldiers seem to have a natural hatred for the Turks.When they heard that they were going to fight the Turks in the north, everyone was gearing up.Anyone who dares to complain will be spit on immediately.If the soldiers don't fight, what do you need the government soldiers for?

Qu Tutong prepared the military equipment as quickly as possible, and Master Sheng Yan returned to Lintong with Yun Hao's warrant and dust billowing with a thousand kills.

The academy has set up a gunpowder workshop in the depths of Lishan Mountain, and the efficiency is outrageously low.Without pure sulfur, it is impossible to maximize the power of gunpowder.Yunhao even intends to go to the sea to find the legendary Iwo Jima, which is said to contain extremely high-purity natural sulfur.In order to obtain sulfur, Li Yuan has sent people all over the Tang Dynasty to search for sulfur mines.

Gunpowder is hard to get, and kerosene is also a little short.This thing is produced in Datang, not many places at all.More oil springs are in the Western Regions, and those black-hearted beards have found that Tang people are very interested in this stuff, and the price has been increasing recently.Many of the glassware produced by the Yun family have been replaced with oil.

The most popular is not glassware, but mirrors.No matter where this thing spreads, it will ignite the outrageous enthusiasm of women.According to Liu Da, some beards are even willing to exchange a basket of bricks for a dressing mirror.I really don't know how they can guarantee it in today's extremely underdeveloped transportation.The delicate mirror was transported to the Western Regions.

These two strategic materials are under the strict supervision of Li Yuan, and Wen Daya doesn't care about other things in the academy.Only for the output of gunpowder and kerosene, it is not allowed to be less than one or two.

I hope that in the past few months, I can produce a little more.Otherwise, Yun Hao would have no idea how to deal with the fierce Turkic cavalry with crossbow arrows and horizontal knives.

Yun Hao didn't urge anything else, but [-] brand new leggings were necessary.If you want to march fast, it's a nightmare without this thing.

Zuo Wuwei deserves to be well-trained. In just two days, [-] Zuo Wuwei soldiers embarked on the journey singing military songs.Marching all the way, bad news all the way.When they marched to Jinzhou, Shuozhou had already fallen.The Great Wall defense line was torn open by the Turkic people abruptly.One hundred thousand Turkic cavalry rushed into Hebei and Shanxi like a flood.Daizhou, Yizhou, Youzhou, and Pingzhou are all in emergency.

When he arrived in Bingzhou, Yunhao received the military order from Li Er.Make him guard Bingzhou, otherwise, the left wing of the whole army is in danger of collapsing.

(End of this chapter)