lazy tang

Chapter 470 The Great Elder of the Khitan People

Months of abstinence and Yuan Gai Su Ying's seduction made Yun Hao almost explode.After being crazy with He Lan, Yun Hao felt that peeing was much more enjoyable.Looking at the urine traces far away from the toes, it is good that there is no problem with the prostate gland, which is definitely good news for men.

The time of abstinence is a bit long, so after indulgence, I can't stop it.In the tent, the carriage, and the Lele carriage covered with felt blankets, Yun Hao and He Lan's happy footprints were left behind.

Gouzi is a fool, he planned to sleep with Yunhao when he was camping at night.In the end, He Lan grabbed her ear and kicked her into her tent.He threatened that if he dared to come out before dawn, he would not be given food.

For dogs, the most effective threat is starvation.People who have tasted the taste of starvation are absolutely deeply afraid of starvation.The terrified Gouzi stayed in Helan's tent obediently, not even daring to show his head all night.As for Helan chasing and killing dogs around the world with a wet blanket the next morning, it was the result of self-inflicted crimes.

Yun Hao hugged his shoulders and watched He Lan chase Gouzi, the little Gouzi outran Liu Xiang Bolt.The frequency of a pair of short legs was extremely high, and he shouted to Yun Hao for help while running.

Yun Hao stuffed a dog who rushed towards him like a cannonball behind him, and Yun Hao looked at He Lan with a smile. "A child will definitely wake up at night, and if he dares not go out of the tent, it must be resolved with you."

"I learned it all from you!" He Lan yelled at Yun Hao pinching his waist.

"Well, I learned from me. I'll solve it with you too!" Yun Hao replied with a smirk on his face, and He Lan's neck turned red with embarrassment.He raised his fist and beat Yun Hao fiercely, Gou Zi looked at He Lan in horror.I am grateful to my uncle for being beaten by this Khitan woman for himself.

The Daliao River in winter is like a lump of ice, and later generations will have no problem running trucks on it.The Lele vehicles of the Khitan people did not have the slightest problem. A long line of people, cattle, horses and livestock crossed the Daliao River and began to advance along the Bohai Bay.

The Bailang River is close to the Han people, although Hebei has been hit by disasters in recent years.But there is no shortage of courageous businessmen anywhere. Selling leather from Liaodong to Guanzhong or Jiangnan is a huge profiteering industry.As long as there are three times the profits, it's okay to let them kill people, let alone just take some risks.

Every year at the beginning of spring, merchants from the Han region would come to the border to buy the furs that the Khitan people hunted in winter.The winter in Liaodong is very cold, so the fur on animals is extra thick.This thing was sold to Jiangnan, and it was favored by Jiangnan beauties.Perhaps, fur has always been a woman's favorite.

The Khitan drove the countless cattle and sheep, and they also brought a large amount of luggage.He can only travel twenty or thirty miles a day, and his life is very regular.After breakfast in the morning, we started loading the car.After unloading the car and camping at night, we started to eat again.

Meals are all meat, and the winter in Liaodong is basically invisible green.Poor Khitan people, wanting to eat a bite of dried vegetables is an extravagant wish.What Yun Hao ate was very unappetizing. If there were cucumbers, he could even eat vines.

Yunhao finds the Khitan people very interesting, men seem to be all ladies.After dinner, I lay down in the tent.On the contrary, women are more active. At night, they open the curtain openly and go to spend the night in the tent of the man they fancy during the day.If there are two women who are optimistic about a man at the same time, there will be no problem with the three of them.Yun Hao once saw five women emerge from He Zhe's tent at the same time in the morning.

Yun Hao admired this kind of talent very much.

Of course, there are also men who take the initiative to catch women. At this time, it depends on the charm of women.Beautiful women are always missed, such as the tall and strong man in front of him.He was one of Helan's many suitors, and he was very dissatisfied when he saw the most beautiful woman in the tribe staying in a Han tent for a long time.Instigated by a group of idlers, he came to challenge Yunhao.

"You said he wanted to challenge me?" Yun Hao looked at the strong man's arm thicker than his own thigh, and then looked back at He Lan.

"Yes, Black Deer is the strongest warrior in our tribe. If you defeat him, all the women will love to sleep with you." He Lan smiled. It is definitely something to be proud of when a man fights for him.

"Tell him, I accept his challenge." Yun Hao said very heroically.

"This is my man!" He Lan kissed Yun Hao, and said loudly in Khitan words.Then there were countless Khitan people coming from all directions. There were a lot of people, but the shouts were very rhythmic, as if to cheer Yun Hao up.After all, there are very few warriors who dare to face the black deer.

The men all had smirks, they were looking forward to how the bear-like black deer would abuse this frail Han.

"Uncle, you're crazy!" Gouzi asked Yunhao worriedly, although he imagined this uncle as omnipotent in his heart.But he is not blind!
"Don't worry, find uncle's leather bag." Yun Hao patted Gouzi on the head, and Gouzi immediately rushed out like a hunting dog.Drilled among the crowd for a while, and quickly came back with a skin bag.

There are still about three or four catties of alcohol in the skin bag, which is the last stock in the hot air balloon.After Yun Hao's refinement, this thing has at least seventy degrees upwards.

He pulled out the plug and took a mouthful.A burning hot line burned from the throat to the chest.My whole body immediately became hot as if it was on fire!
He threw away the water tower leather hat on his head, and took off the fur cloak on his body.In the bitter cold wind, Yun Hao was shirtless, showing his ribs like a washboard.

The figure is a bit embarrassing, but the courage is really commendable.Few people have the courage to take off their shirts and be shirtless in this weather. You must know that catching a cold is likely to kill them in this year.

Huge cheers erupted from the Khitan crowd, they were all impressed by Yunhao's courage.Although the ribs are really miserable.

When Hei Lu saw Yun Hao take off his shirt, he immediately became interested.He took off his hat, revealing his braided head.After taking off the leather jacket, his dark muscles were exposed like a black iron tower.The scars on his body were connected one after another, some were sword wounds, and some were marks left by wild animals, which looked very terrifying.

A clump of thick black hair on the chest reaches to the belly button, and the whole person looks like a chimpanzee.Yun Hao strongly doubts whether this guy is fully developed.

Yun Hao admired such a man very much, out of admiration Yun Hao handed over the wine bag in his hand.

Heilu was stunned for a moment, he hesitated a little, but the scent of wine from the wine bag penetrated into his nostrils.People in the bitter cold land like spirits the most. To them, this kind of high-purity alcohol is like a fly seeing shit.

Picking up the wine bag and smelling it, it is definitely top-grade spirits.Holding the wine bag, a long whale came to suck up the water, draining more than a catty in one breath.After holding his breath, he let out the breath of alcohol.Maybe he felt that he was not bold enough to drink, so he raised the wine bag and took another sip.Maybe he didn't feel bold enough, so he... took another sip.

This is not the liquor of more than 30 degrees in later generations, but the existence comparable to medical alcohol.Three or two bites killed three or four catties. Yun Hao was looking forward to Hei Lu's follow-up reaction.

Like a chimpanzee, Black Deer boldly threw away the wine bag, ready to tear the enthusiastic Yunhao into pieces.Under the final effect, the black deer's eyes were all red.The skin all over his body burned like carbon.Now he needs to vent, to let off excess heat from his body.It would be good to tear up the Han man in front of him, maybe the blood and beauty can make him feel better.

The wobbly black deer walked towards Yunhao with figure eight steps, and stretched out his big palm-like hand to grab Yunhao.He didn't understand why Yunhao was always shaking.He clearly wanted to grab this guy, but his palm didn't feel the slightest bit.

There was loud laughter from the crowd, and the black deer moved as slowly as a tortoise.If you can't avoid such a claw, you can only be a vegetable.

Yunhao kicked Heilu's ass without losing the opportunity, and a gust of north wind blew over.Heilu felt that the sky and the earth were spinning, as if a fire was burning in his stomach, and his internal organs were rebelling.Desperately suppress, but the more you suppress that power, the more majestic it will be.

"Plop" the black deer fell face up in the snow, with a foot of wine spewing out of his mouth like a whale.

The Khitan people cheered loudly, and many women rushed up and lifted Yunhao into the air.When it fell, it had already encountered countless salty hands on its crotch and chest.

Yun Hao was still worried that Heilu would die of drunkenness, but he was much happier seeing him vomit it out.For such a man to die from alcohol poisoning, it would be a death in vain.When you see Hades, you will definitely be fried in a frying pan.

Struggling to get out from among the women, he got into the tent with He Lan in his arms.I can't run anymore, I've been stripped down to nothing but my underpants.Khitan women are tough, and there is no problem in Dunlun in the ice and snow.Yunhao strongly suspects that they are the ancestors of the fighting nation.

"What did you do wrong? Do you still have that kind of strong wine?" He Lan smiled foolishly in Yunhao's arms. When Heilu threw away the wine bag, she smelled the strong aroma of wine.She also wanted to taste the fine wine that could make the black deer drunk like that.

"No more, that's all. I took a sip, and the black deer drank the rest. You don't want someone to get him into the tent? He will freeze to death in the snow." Yun Hao said a little worried.

"Don't worry, Black Deer is a well-known warrior in the tribe. Big brother will never let him freeze to death outside. Maybe big brother has sent someone to get him into the tent at this time. Tell me, what else can you do?" Something. Let me see that sack!" He Lan had long been interested in Yunhao's huge sack, but today when he saw Gouzi take out spirits from it, his interest became even stronger.

"There's nothing left, there's really only those spirits. This sack is full of seeds, and there's a crystal skull. You probably won't like it!" Yun Hao felt helpless as he stroked He Lan's silky smooth hair road.Lintong Marquis of the mighty Tang Empire didn't even give a gift to his lover, it's really embarrassing to say that.

"Crystal... what?" He Lan obviously didn't understand what a crystal skull was, or she still didn't understand what a skull represented in Chinese.

"Uh...!" Yun Hao was thinking about how to explain, but He Lan was already rummaging through the contents of the sack like a groundhog.

"Ah...! Why do you have this thing!" He Lan exclaimed.

Broken, obviously frightened.Girls don't like things like skulls. Although He Lan looks a bit tougher, she is still a young girl.

Yun Hao was about to comfort He Lan, but found that He Lan was holding the crystal skull.The way of grasping with hands has a kind of charm of Mei Chaofeng.

"I exchanged it with someone on the road with an iron pot!" Yun Hao couldn't tell the origin of this thing, so he could only lie.

"Iron pot?" He Lan nodded, for the Khitan people, iron pots are indeed very precious.

"Have you seen this thing?" Seeing He Lan stroking the crystal skull, Yun Hao asked a little strangely.An ordinary girl would be fine if she didn't throw it out, but this guy is still holding it in her hand and stroking it.

"The First Elder has something like this in his hand, but it doesn't look as big as yours. The First Elder just touches it like this. I don't even want to touch him, so stingy!" He Lan said happily.

I wipe!The Khitan people also have crystal skulls in their hands?This is a new thing, the Incas themselves have no way to communicate.However, the Great Elder of Khitan should be fine, there is a ready-made translation in front of him.Or, the Great Elder of Khitan can speak Chinese.

"Can you take me to meet the Great Elder, I like this thing very much and want to know its origin." Yun Hao said lovingly with his arms around He Lan.

"No problem!" He Lan spread her hands and shrugged.This is what I learned from Yunhao. These days, such movements are very popular in the tribe.

The Great Elder of Khitan is very old, looking at his face, Yun Hao even thinks that this old guy should be at least a hundred years old.The face is full of ravines, and the skin is bronze.The skin on the hands seemed to be waxed, with a film that reflected the light of the campfire.

"Where did you get this thing?" The Great Elder stroked the crystal skull for a long time, then raised his head and glanced at Yunhao.Yun Hao was surprised to find that this guy's eyes were actually blue.Very pure blue, just like the sea water in Bohai Bay.

This is unscientific, this old guy looks like a yellow man.How could there be a pair of blue eyes, genetic mutation?
"Uh...! I bought it from the Koreans with an iron pot!" The blue eyes shot out eagle-like gazes, as if two sharp swords could pierce a person's heart at once.It was very difficult for Yunhao to lie in front of him!
"Young man, tell the truth! Koreans are not as short of iron as we are. Such things are definitely not something that can be exchanged for an iron pot. You are very smart, but not enough to deceive me." A contemptuous smile emerged, but his eyes were still sharp, which made Yunhao panic!

(End of this chapter)