lazy tang

Chapter 731
"Hehe! You earned the credit yourself, and you don't need to perform such a big ceremony. In three years, more than 170 Miao Man Dong villages were wiped out. In the south of the Lingnan, the mountains are high and the water is evil, and the [-] mountains are full of smoky and poisonous insects. Zhuge Wuhou's achievements in the past are reproduced today, it is really rare for you to have such martial arts. You have someone in Yuchi's family!" Yun Hao helped Yuchi Baolin who was about to bow down.

Looking at Yuchi Baolin's dark face, one can tell how many hardships he has experienced in these years.The black and red scar on his cheek is the best example of bravery.When the Marine Corps was established back then, I wanted to let him show off at sea.Unexpectedly, this guy took 1 Tang armors and attacked all the way to the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau.

Nan Zhao, who had existed since the later Han Dynasty, completely surrendered. This time Yuchi Baolin was escorting a group of barbarian chieftains and chieftains to beg for surrender.Of course, for the sake of sound, they all have a common title... King.

I don't know how many countries there are in Nanzhao, but Yuchi Baolin brought back as many as 36 countries this time.

"If you hadn't brought him with you when you marched south, how could this boy have achieved such achievements. And his family's Chu Mo, who is now the head of the Lingnan Road Navy. I heard that the remnant of the bearded man has been silenced I hit the Lion Country. I don’t know what the Lion Country is, but it’s far away. Now sailing in the South China Sea, you have to look at the Cheng family’s eyes." Yu Chigong patted Cheng Yaojin on the back, "Bang "Bang" sounded, this is Cheng Yaojin.If it was Yunhao, he would have slapped him like a bear's paw a few times, and it would be time for a memorial service.

"They are all good boys. In the future, we will rely on them to expand our territory in the Tang Dynasty."

"You mean the old man is old? Even Bao Lin can't draw the boxwood bow of the old man." Old Cheng showed disbelief. At his age, the most unheard word is an old word.

"You're really promising! How can you compete with children!" Niu Jinda walked over at some point, and now the old cow is no longer Langyahou but Langyagong.The four princes in purple robes and jade belts spoke together, which was very eye-catching.

"Your family saw a tiger and went to Yangzhou to be a part-time driver, but a civil servant came out of Wu Xun's family. I don't know when you, Lao Niu, learned how to dance and write." Yu Chigong looked back and saw Niu Jinda, and said haha.

"Wu Xun's family! I don't need to say how many war wounds you have on your old Yuchi. Our generation has fought hard, and our children and grandchildren will fight hard again. Dragon blood is black and yellow on the battlefield, and you know which feather arrow will kill you!" Life. Our old brothers have spent their whole lives with their heads tied to their belts. Now it's time for the young people to enjoy themselves.

This is thanks to Yunhao, if there is no his academy.Seeing that Hu wants to worship Mr. Li Gang, I, Niu Jinda, don't have the face.Now that the child is successful in school, my old cow puts his heart in his stomach.In two years, I will hold a big fat grandson again, and I will have no regrets in this life. "Niu Jinda bowed his hands to Yunhao, and smiled. It can be seen that he is really happy.

"What are you talking about? It's so lively?" Several people talked lively, and many small officials of the fourth and fifth ranks leaned around.It's also good to get acquainted in front of the big guys, maybe there will be inadvertent benefits at some point.The crowd suddenly separated to the two sides, and Changsun Wuji rushed over with his eldest grandson.

Lingyan Pavilion No.1 is really unusual, it is windy when you walk.This boy Chang Sun Chong was born with a good skin, and he has gained a bit of heroism through his experience in Dengzhou in the past two years, which is much stronger than the dandies in Chang'an City.

Behind them, Chai Shao and his eldest son Chai Lingwu followed.In contrast, Chai Lingwu's green sixth-rank official court uniform looked a bit shabby.He's almost twenty, and he wears the same official uniform as Yun Dabao, who is ten years old.Chai Shao looked at his son and followed his eldest grandson Wuji.

"I didn't say anything, I was just talking about the children. Eldest grandson, Mr. Chai is happy for the new year! Hehe!" Lao Cheng greeted his eldest grandson Wuji and Chai Shao with a smile, clasped his hands together.

"The older Dabao is, the smarter he is. He can compete with his father back then. If the crown prince didn't take the lead, he would marry your Yun family. Take this thing well, and it will be useful for practicing archery in the future." The eldest grandson Wuji patted Yun Dabao's shoulder, pulled Yun Dabao's hand, and a jade wrench touched Yun Dabao's finger.

"Masters of the State! Your Majesty is waiting inside. Please enter the palace to have an audience with you!" Now the six Dukes are gathered together, and more and more people are leaning to the side.Zhao Jiang walked out of the Tai Chi Hall, seeing this scene, hurried over to invite him.

"What did Dabao bring, show me." Li Er waved at Yun Dabao just as they entered the hall.Turn a blind eye to Changsun Chong and Chai Lingwu!
"Oh! Dabao pays homage to His Majesty, Empress Empress. This is a bamboo bird made by my father. It is so full of strings that it can fly a stick of incense in the sky." Yun Dabao opened the brocade box with both hands, revealing a Something like a propeller.

"Oh! It's rare to be able to fly a stick of incense. Dabao! Show me a demonstration!" Li Erda was very interested, although there are airships in the sky of Datang.But that thing is as huge as this Tai Chi Hall, and it needs a steam engine to provide power in the sky.The flying speed is only about the same as that of a train, and it is even worse than a train when it encounters a headwind.

The thing that Yun Dabao is holding now is obviously very small.

Yun Dabao took out the bamboo bird, which was actually a three-leaf bamboo dragonfly with a strong spring hanging from it.Powered by a clockwork spring, the bamboo dragonfly spins quickly and flies up immediately.

Li Er stared at the flying bamboo bird without blinking his eyes.He knew that Yunhao made this thing today.Maybe one day, something bigger will be able to be tinkered with.The Yun Family has always been a place to surprise people.

"Yunhao! Can this thing be made bigger?" Li Er asked with interest.

"Your Majesty! I'm afraid it won't work for the time being. The propeller can be made very large. But the mainspring also needs to be large, and the mainspring cannot provide continuous power. It is just a bold idea to make a flying machine. !" Yun Hao didn't want to give Li Er illusory fantasies, so he could only tell the truth.

Give the neighbor's idiot a fantasy, and he will just keep laughing and giggling.Give Li Er a fantasy, the consequences are too unpredictable.I read in history books that emperors have the ability to move mountains and fill seas.At first I thought it was just a joke, but Li Er insisted on opening a wide road on Jinniu Road with a huge amount of gunpowder.It is no exaggeration to say that the excavated earth and rocks are as high as a mountain.

"Well! One day it will work. If it doesn't work in five years, it will take ten years. If it doesn't work in ten years, it will take 20 years. I can afford to wait!" Li Er's face only dimmed for a moment, and he immediately said again with full force.I don't know where this guy's confidence comes from!

There are naturally many people holding stinky feet, and a group of sycophants prostrate themselves on the ground and shout long live, long live!It has only been a few thousand years since Yao and Shun have returned his mother's long live.I finally understand that some people say that the more people read, the more shameless they are.The two words bottom line and integrity are used for them to break.

Yun Hao had no choice but bowed his body and shouted long live to Li Ershan.Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, so let's pay New Year's greetings to Li Er.I just don't know how Li Chengqian will feel about Li Erlong live.Taking a peek, the corners of Li Chengqian's mouth twitched.

When it comes to presents, naturally no one can compare to the exquisiteness of the Yun family.So the big guys are working hard on Guigui!

Cheng Yaojin's gift was a huge piece of natural gold, said to come from the Western Regions called camel gold.It was the first time Yunhao had seen such a large natural gold nugget, which required two people to carry it, and it seemed to weigh at least forty to fifty catties.

Niu Jinda's gift was a piece of natural agate, which was as big as a tabletop.The color under the patina is bright, and it is a good thing at a glance.

Changsun Wuji was even more heroic, and directly came to a golden grain tree.It is more than two feet high, and it is said that it is made of eighteen catties and six taels of gold.

Seeing how relaxed Zhang Sun Chong was holding the thing with both hands, Yun Hao felt that the thing should not be that heavy.Anyway, let him hold the [-]-jin thing for half an hour, his shoulders will definitely hurt to death.

Yu Chigong knew what Li Er liked, and he offered him a sword that cut iron like mud.Li Er just waved his hand, and a corner of Huang Limu's imperial book case was cut off.Hastily pulled a strand of hair from Zhao Jiang's head, put it on the blade of the sword and blew it.Sure enough, the hair was cut in two from the middle, and Li Er was overjoyed when he really broke the hair.

"Your Majesty! Your Majesty, Yuchi Baolin, led the 36 kings of Nanzhao to congratulate His Majesty on the New Year. They are willing to submit to His Majesty's steps forever and never regret it!" Duo Chen Dao.

"Oh! There is such a thing, bring it in, Mo Bo treats them. Our Tang Dynasty is a country of etiquette!" When Li Er spoke, he glanced at the envoy team standing on the side of the hall.

Datang is now in full swing, and the diplomatic missions are also rich in varieties.The one with the strange bun is from Wa, and the one with horned hat is from Goryeo.The Weishi people in fur robes and disheveled hair were the Mohe people who took advantage of the fierceness of the animal skins.

There are also Xue Yantuo people with curly beards, Gaochang people, Yuezhi people, Tuyuhun people and so on!

The Koreans, the Weishi people, the Mohe people, and the Wa people were all conquered by Li Er himself!It is their duty to pay tribute every year and come to court every year.They all brought precious gifts, fearing that Tian Khan would be dissatisfied, they asked Datang's tiger and wolf masters to take them.The tragedy in Anshicheng told everyone that the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty were not good men and women.

People from Xue Yantuo, Gaochang, Tuyuhun, and Yueshi were persecuted by Hou Junji to the point of desperation.Hou Junji's latest military newspaper said that they were preparing to join forces to launch an attack.Perhaps, this time they came to ask Li Er for the last chance of peace.If Li Er refuses, maybe they will attack.

Whether conquered or about to be conquered.Without exception, they all brought a large number of gifts. The word tribute is actually a civilized word for plunder.In the world of diplomacy, the most civilized words are always used to express the dirtiest meanings.

Tang Jian is a master here, and he was the one who fooled Jieli back then.As a result, Xieli missed the best time to escape, and finally became Li Er's captive.Now he is a glorious dancer, and it is said that he has learned the stunt of dancing with a brass bell on his bare buttocks and waist.Every New Year's festival, or large-scale sacrifices, a special report performance will be held.I don't know what's so good about a big man full of fat and hair.

The smiling Tang Jian stood in front of these envoys, and now he is the boss of Honglu Temple.Under the hands of this big fool, it would be nice for these savages to go back with a pair of pants.

Tang Jian was naturally happy to see that newcomers were added to his team.The expression of thieves on his face is impressive.

As soon as Li Er gave the order, the servants immediately brought the 36 kings up.Although according to their territory, the total number of citizens in Datang is also a township head, and a few are village heads.But if someone calls him a king, then he is considered a king.

A large group of people dressed in very local characteristics were brought into the Tai Chi Palace. There is almost no winter in Lingnan.So these soil turtles don't know what's going on in Chang'an's winter!
In this kind of freezing weather, Yun Hao really admired their courage in wearing clothes with bare shoulders.In this season, Yunhao would never come out of the nest without a mink fur cloak.The admiration only lasted for a few seconds, and Yun Hao saw even more admiration.

At the end of the line were two women. In this weather, they were actually wearing knee-length miniskirts, and their upper bodies were wrapped in a piece of animal skin.The navels were exposed to the air, and judging from their flushed skin, they had been standing outside for a long time.

The bosses were a little surprised. They didn't understand that he could be considered a king after all.Why is she still showing skin and flesh like a diva!The exposed belly button in broad daylight is not a diva.

Li Er has finally eaten and seen it, and he has a good resistance to the long legs of Miaoman beauty.With a warm smile on his face, at this time Li Er was not like a murderous emperor, but more like a kind elder.The rapid change of roles made Yunhao somewhat unexpected.If this guy travels back to modern times, he must be a celebrity at the actor level.

The kings wore different clothes, and many had various feathers on their heads.There are also people wearing animal teeth pendants around their necks. Judging from the number of animal teeth, one can tell that this must be a warrior who has killed many fierce beasts.

There were 36 people in the king, but there were 50 people who came in.When Yunhao was in a daze, he heard Yuchi Baolin's roar: "I still don't see His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty!"

There was a burst of chaotic language, and I finally knew what the extra ones were made of.They're all his mother's translations. I dare to say that these idiots can't even communicate in the most basic language.No wonder Yuchi Baolin was able to accomplish such a great feat in three years.

The ground turtles knelt on the ground to express their submission, and of course they spoke a variety of languages.Those tongue-twisters didn't even bother to translate, only Yuchi Baolin reported to Li Er what he thought it meant in Chang'an official dialect.

"Okay, very good! You can make the barbarians surrender, Baolin, you have really made a great contribution to our Tang Dynasty." Li Er looked at Yuchi Baolin with a smile and said.

"Your Majesty! The barbaric and smoky land is barren and desolate, but they also have local products to offer to Your Majesty. Please accept it!" Yuchi Baolin bowed to Li Er.

"Oh, come here." Li Er asked with interest.

What Lingnan can have is nothing but dried specimens of various wild animals.Plus some blown magic drugs, but there was a living gift that just came in and shocked everyone.The eldest grandson stood up, his eyes widened and he was shaking with excitement.

(End of this chapter)