lazy tang

Chapter 788
Smart people speak so vaguely, and sometimes Yunhao feels tired talking like this.Yun Hao told Li Er with practical actions that he had no intention of rebelling.Li Er also told Yun Hao with practical actions that eating salty radish should not worry him.

Strait Castle is in the hands of his son-in-law, which is a bit scary.Since Yunhao said it was very important, then this place should be very important.The disadvantage is that it is too far away, otherwise Li Er would really like to see it by himself.

Seeing Li Er rolling a cigarette with a huge tobacco leaf, Yun Hao had the illusion of returning to the afterlife.Li Er pushed the box containing the tobacco leaves, and Yun Hao unceremoniously picked it up and rolled one as well.

He struck a match, lit it, took a puff, and spat it out.

There are many people in Datang who smoke like this now, but the top aristocrats like to roll and smoke with whole tobacco leaves.I have to say that this kind of pumping is easier to smoke.It's just that the requirements for tobacco leaves are relatively high!Hainan is a good place. The climate of this place is very suitable for the growth of cigarettes. In fact, the Yunnan-Guizhou Plateau is more suitable.It's a pity that there are far more monkeys than humans.

"The one sent by Kong Yingda is pretty good. It's better than Guanzhong cigarettes!" Li Er flicked the cigarette ash, looking at the sea with deep and distant eyes.

Theoretically, the sea in front of him belongs to him, but the reason why the theory is called theory is because he is different from the facts.Li Er's territory is too large, so that his people can't fill such a huge territory.Not to mention that Li Er wants to control this territory, the feeling of being beyond his reach always plagues this great emperor.

Governing the world requires officials, but managing these officials is the greatest knowledge in the world.When the rights are given more, people will have different thoughts.When local power is boundless, rebellion is the natural thing to do.

But if the management is too strict, the local officials will make up for it.He doesn't make decisions about anything, and he will only hand over the problem to his superiors like a monk ringing a bell.Then the superior handed it over to the superior, and finally handed it over to Li's second hand.Before leaving Chang'an, Li Er was even worried about the food for the two thousand-year-old tortoises in the Taiye Pond.

Li Er knew in his heart where the crux was.But he couldn't, or he didn't want to use that method.The brothers Li Chengqian and Li Tai fought so fiercely that the officials were watching the situation and were not in the mood to do business.I'm afraid that if I make a mistake, I will be caught by others.

Come out this time and bring Li Tai with you.He just wanted to ease the tense atmosphere in Chang'an City, but Li Er hadn't decided how to deal with the dispute between his sons.Judging from the events of these years, Li Chengqian's talent and courage are obviously not as good as Li Tai's.Especially on the battlefield, Li Tai dared to think and act without edicts, and brazenly provoked a war against Silla and Baekje.

Regardless of right or wrong, Li Er likes this kind of daring spirit.This kind of Li Tai is very similar to himself when he was young, and fathers usually like sons who are very similar to him.Li Er is no exception!

And Li Chengqian's performance obviously disappointed Li Er, the last front line was able to hide under the wings of his father-in-law.He is timid when things happen, and when he can't break the deadlock, he actually asks Hou Junji to ask Yunhao for advice.

If Li Chengqian ascends the throne in the future, his relatives will be the biggest enemies of the Li family.In any dynasty, the struggle between foreign relatives and the clan is extremely cruel.Li Er didn't want that after a hundred years, the descendants of the Li family would be killed like dogs.

Li Er at this moment is decadent, smoking a cigarette and looking at the sea.It seems to be the old fisherman described by Hemingway!
"You are the hereditary replacement of Duke Chuan, how do you want to divide your family's title?" At some point, Yun Hao sat beside him.Li Er didn't express any objection, and the two of them chatted like old farmers in the village.It seems to be talking about how many rooms in the family and which son they are for.

"There are only two boys and one daughter. When they grow up, whoever manages the house well and whoever is filial will belong to this title. You know who I am. I'm a guy who's just waiting to die. From the time he was born, this person has You don't shy away from it. Emperors and generals have never lived forever. If I really let me choose a way to die, dying in a woman's belly is actually not bad. At least it is comfortable!
As for the children and grandchildren, I don't really care much.Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, and I can lay down this family business for them in my life.Even if there is a prodigal son in the family, they can still lose for two more years.In this life, I have earned enough for the family business. As for whether the boys will prosper or prosper in the future, it depends on their abilities! "

Now Yunhao speaks as a friend, because he knows that Li Er is fragile at this time.There are not many people who can speak their minds. Li Er is not a dragon but a human being.As long as you are human, you need friends and you need to talk. There are some things that you can't tell your wife but you can tell your friends.

"Hey...! Having fewer sons also has the advantages of having fewer sons. I heard that your wife often stuffs women under your bed. Why are there only so few children? Is there anything wrong with your convenience?" Sure enough, Li Er's thinking was jumping of.The emperor who was a sad heir just now has transformed into the number one gossip and wretched uncle in the Tang Dynasty.

"What's the problem, I'm fine." Yun Hao was so anxious that he almost jumped up.Call me Lao Tzu in front of Li Er!
"Sit! Sit! Sit!" Li Er hurriedly pulled Yun Hao to sit down, expressing his full understanding of Yun Hao's rudeness.Any man who is told that there is a problem with convenience will have this reaction.Of course, Old Zhao Jiang not far away is an exception.

"Actually, I don't know what's wrong. It stands to reason that I have three children and I should say that I have no problem. Don't tell me about stealing people. I have a good family style and have never had such a thing." Yun Hao looked at his face viciously Li Er who smoked a few times.

Li Er has so many wives that this guy can't take care of him at all.Although she was about to be beheaded, the impatient woman really dared to take the risk of being beheaded, so she wanted to find a man to do it.In fact, as long as it is public.

I heard that when Li Er left Chang'an, the eldest grandson also killed several low-level palace servants.The reason is unknown!Of course, there are also a few guards missing in the supporting palace.

"My family doesn't have either!" Li Er was furious this time.The way Li Er roared was not regal, but he looked like a cat whose tail had been trampled on.

It seems that there must be something, otherwise Li Er would not have such virtues.Yunhao decided to let his wife into the palace less frequently in the future, and it will take a while to learn how to be good and how to be bad.It's really not easy to learn well in that damn place of the palace.

"No! No! Look at this place, the beach, the blue sky, the white clouds, the blue sea! Such a beautiful scenery, why are we discussing such a heavy topic. Eat well, play well! I told you earlier, Being emperor is the most tiring job in the world. Now that you are here, you can spend two days comfortably. This kind of beautiful scenery is not only absent in Chang'an, it is rare even in the north."

"Okay! Get drunk to your heart's content. This world belongs to me. If I can conquer this huge world, I will naturally be able to sit in this huge world." Li Er's decadence came and went quickly.With a sudden change, this guy turned into a high-spirited and heroic emperor again.Li Er doesn't need such a decadent mood!
Are you saying that being the boss is so unreasonable?
Even Li Ergang's nerves often need to be relieved.Of course, as the emperor he has the top enjoyment.But it is comforting that not everyone can do it.To some extent, the appearance of Yun Hao fills the role of Li Er's friend.

The relief was a little big, after Yun Hao's relief, Mr. Li Er completely let go of himself.Taking a dozen beauties to play in the sand on the beach for two days, this made Changsun and Changsun Wuji very worried.

"What on earth did you tell His Majesty?" Changsun Wuji's tone was not kind, and Yun Hao felt that he should have been assigned by his sister to question him.Li Er's absurd behavior made the eldest grandson very worried. Everything in Yazhou is too beautiful.Especially for Chang'an people who have experienced severe cold and hate severe cold, this place is a paradise.Once Li Er lingers here and forgets to return, it will be the nightmare of the Tang Empire even if he plays with things and loses his mind.

Looking at Changsun Wuji's unkind expression, Yun Hao knew that if he changed someone, the end would not be so good now.

"Didn't say anything? Just let His Majesty relax!" Yun Hao said lightly.

"Relax? The whole world depends on His Majesty. If Your Majesty continues to play with things like this, you will be a sinner of the Tang Empire!" Changsun Wuji said viciously.

"Playing with things and losing one's mind?" Yun Hao scratched his head, so he was playing with things and lost his mind?As for Li Er's iron nerve, would he play with things and lose his mind?Isn't it just playing with the sand on the beach with a few beautiful girls?Is this also called playthings?Dare you have never seen Haitian Shengyan!According to that standard, what Li Er is playing now is not even comparable to those dudes.The majestic emperor of the Tang Empire felt shabby when he said it.

"Hmph! Master Chu is a generation of outstanding people, don't live like a jester like Dongfang Shuo." Changsun Wuji warned coldly.

Yun Hao shook his head helplessly, smiled and said to Changsun Wuji: "I said Mr. Zhao, if you remember correctly, you and His Majesty were friends when you were young. This relationship has been going on for decades. Don't tell me you don't know Your Majesty that well? His Majesty was born with a heart of steel and indomitable ambition. If the mere beauty and beauty of the area can make His Majesty play with things, then the Tang Empire may not become a soaring eagle like it is today.

Your Majesty is a dragon, so he naturally has a country in his chest.The only things that can move him are the Iron Blood and the might of the empire.Let me tell you my goodness, our Majesty is destined to become an emperor through the ages.With Datang, lead this country to an unprecedented glory.If you don't believe me, just watch, anyway, I'm young and you can't live with me!If there is such a day, I will burn a letter and tell you. "Yun Hao is very angry. Everyone is the prince. Your old boy came to teach me a lesson. Don't think that you can do whatever you want with the support of a queen sister.

If I hadn't cleaned up Wu Meiniang, your whole family would be exiled in front of me.

"You...!" Changsun Wuji's words at the beginning were quite useful, but the last sentence made Changsun Wuji almost vomit blood in anger.

"Humph! Humph! There are no young or old on the road to Huangquan, and Chu announces his resignation!" Changsun Wuji cupped his hands, turned his head and left!
"There are always more pulsatillas than black-haired people!" Yun Hao smiled and said to his eldest grandson Wuji's back.

Changsun Wuji staggered and almost fell.Turning around, he cast a fierce look at Yun Hao who cursed him to die early, and got into his luxury carriage.

So unmannered!Yun Hao shook his head and continued admiring the beauties on the beach.By the way, there are a few blond haired ones that are really worth seeing!
(End of this chapter)