lazy tang

Chapter 795
"You boy is smart! These sons of mine!" When Li Er came, it was time for the gods to retreat.Not to mention the ordinary people, Lao Cheng and Lao Niu, when Li Er was an emperor, even his cousin Li Daoyan was unwilling to stay by his side.

"Long gave birth to nine sons, you are a dragon, of course you will have such troubles." Yun Hao couldn't persuade him about this kind of thing, and Li Er guessed what was going on when he saw Yun Hao's ankle without the slightest swelling.

"You really don't intend to meddle? From the merits of the dragon! Seriously, if you hadn't tried your best to help me at Xuanwumen, maybe your Yun family is not as rich as it is now!" Li Er sat on Yunhao's bed By the side, with a heart-to-heart disgusting look.

No matter what myths and legends come from, creatures like dragons cannibalize people.Yun Hao has never doubted this attribute of the dragon, and Li Er is definitely not the guy who can't spit out bones when he eats people.

It is better to believe that a sow will climb a tree than to believe that he will confide in him.

The more this is the case, the more we must be [-] points.Because there are countless pitfalls hidden in Li Er's words, waiting for you to step on them.As for the Ghost Head Saber or Crane Crown Red, it all depends on your luck.

Yun Hao didn't want to take this kind of luck, it's better to be honest.This is Jiaozhi, and Yunhao doesn't want to be transported back to his motherland after his death.

"My Majesty! The Yun family is a courtier, a courtier of His Majesty. I have never thought about and will not participate in such a matter of distributing An Rong. I still say the same thing. I am a person who loves leisure and hates work. To have this kind of wealth It is already His Majesty Hong En, the best wish in this life is to eat delicious food, drink fine wine, and then die drunk in the arms of a beauty. It is better to drink too much, and die when you fall asleep. That is life A great deal!"

"If you fall asleep, you will die!" Li Er took out a cigarette and threw one to Yunhao, then lit it himself.Looking at the expression outside the window, you are fascinated!

"That's the real blessing, you guys understand it. I'm almost fifty, and there are more and more places where I can't do what I want." Li Er took a drag on his cigarette, looked at Yun Hao and pointed at his cheek and said: " Here, two teeth are loose. As long as you eat beef, your teeth must be stuffed.

You said before that peeing can wet shoes, I still don't believe it!Now, I also have this trend.Do you know how shocked I was when I saw in the mirror that my temples had turned gray that day.

In the past two years, my health has been deteriorating. To be honest, when I was facing my concubine, I was a little bit powerless.Sometimes, you have to rely on the deer blood and ginseng you caught from Liaodong to survive.As a result, it has been two years since my concubine conceived, and I am really old. Li Er took a deep puff of the cigarette, inhaled it into his lungs and then exhaled a puff of smoke.

Yun Hao didn't dare to speak, the emperor tended not to raise his hand.Don't you dare to say that impotence is not a disease? I heard that there is a magic medicine called Brother Wei?

The coconut tree outside the door is very tall. It is estimated that the appearance of the head hanging on it and fluttering in the wind will be very attractive.

He touched the pillow with his hand, a fucking wheat bran pillow.The pillow is soft and comfortable.If his mother's jade is so good, I don't need to listen to Li Er's nagging if I give it to myself at this time.God knows whether Li Er will kill people to silence him after the sad mood is over.

You can't pass the test by pretending to be unconscious. When Li Er wants to tell you what's on his mind, he won't do it if he doesn't speak too much.The scene at this time perfectly interprets the specific meaning of accompanying a king like a tiger.

"Your Majesty is destined to be the first emperor through the ages!" Facing the sad Li Er, Yun Hao could only pick good things to say.They are all thousand-year-old foxes, so don't tell anyone about Liaozhai.Nonsense like Wanshou Wujiang is definitely not what Li Er wants to hear at this moment.

"One emperor through the ages! One emperor through the ages! Others don't know, but you don't know? This emperor through the ages was forcibly forced out. The Great Sui Dynasty was caused by my cousin, and an eighteen sons sat in the world. The nursery rhyme almost killed thousands of people in my Li family.

My cousin, guarding against the emperor is like guarding against thieves.You know how Wang Wei and Gao Junya made things difficult for the Supreme Emperor back then.If there is no rebellion, my Li family will not have a chance to survive.

In the early years of Wude, when he led the army to fight around.It can be regarded as the happiest time for me. Leading thousands of troops on the battlefield has always been my inner wish.Defeated Xue Ju, defeated Song Jingang, Liu Wuzhou.Defeated Wang Shichong and Dou Jiande again!On the battlefield, I, Li Shimin, have never been afraid. On the battlefield, a hundred cavalry charged three times and three times.

Song Jingang was trampled into powder by my war horse, and Wang Shichong and Dou Jiande became my prisoners.But so what?Jiancheng and Yuanji came to force me again, and they teamed up with that bitch Zhang Jieyu to kill me.For a frail scholar like Du Ruhui, their domestic slaves would dare to beat them in the street.

In order not to be trampled into the mud like fallen leaves after autumn, I beheaded Jiancheng and Yuanji with your help!Similarly, the Supreme Emperor was also imprisoned.I, Li Shimin, may not be able to get rid of the infamy of killing brothers, killing brothers and imprisoning fathers in my life.

But tell me, what can I do.Can I not do it?Should I be slaughtered?Someone framed him to death, and was spit on the corpse, calling him a coward!
I, Li Shimin, didn't want to, so I rebelled.So I became the emperor today!
In order to be worthy of this throne, I am exhausted.One day was like two days, destroying East Turks, Goryeo, Silla, and Baekje.Of the 36 countries in the Western Regions, only nine remain today.And all of them surrendered to Datang!

I did such a good job, but why do some people still say my fault back then!Why do you hold on to me! Li Er started to go berserk, the veins on his neck popped. His fist hit the edge of the bed, and the edge of the wenge wood made a painful "creak" sound immediately.

From me to me, Li Er really regards Yunhao as a friend at this time, a person who can confide in his heart.At least those things he said, Yun Hao is a participant who experienced it personally.

"Living in this world, who is helpless? Qin Huang is not, or Han Wu is not." Yun Hao moved his body to the side of the bed, trying to stay as far away from Li Er as possible.

"The Supreme Emperor said that his sons would kill each other. My descendants will bleed like rivers. These years, I have been afraid of such a thing happening. I have devoted myself to training the crown prince and setting the reserve position early. And let those ambitious people never stop The thought that should have.

But in the end?
Qingque and Chengqian are brothers and sisters on the surface.But in private, the intrigue has reached the point where white knives go in and red knives come out.It's not that I don't know, but I can't help it.The empire needs a strong emperor, when you become an emperor and own the world.Everyone in the world has become your enemy!Everyone wants something from you, everyone wants something from you.

emperor!The emperor is nothing but a redistributor who collects benefits!How can you be an emperor if you are not tough?The battle in the Western Regions is enough to show that Chengqian is cowardly.But now that the crown prince is abolished, that is to let Chengqian die.What will happen to the deposed prince, Yang Yong, you know what will happen in the end.

I don't want brothers to kill, I don't want to!Can……! "

People are very strange things. There are some things that you can't tell your wife, and you can't tell your son either.But I can talk to a friend who has no blood or family relationship!

In fact, Li Er had a third choice, but Yunhao didn't dare to say it.He doesn't want to get involved in this fight, according to the future he can see.Those who participated in this struggle will not end well, including Li Chengqian and Li Tai.It also includes people like Cen Wenwen and Chu Suiliang.Even Fang Xuanling, who had a lot to do with the prince in private, would suffer in the end.

Don't dare to follow their fate, the current Li Zhi is still very immature, it is impossible to become the Yun family's reliance.In the Tang Dynasty, where the business is complicated, sometimes you must learn to protect yourself if you want to survive.

"When you become an emperor, no one in the world can reward you. Only you can reward others! Back then you said being an emperor was very boring, but today I understand, I really understand!" Li Er looked extremely decadent.

In this palace of the conquered, Li Er, the conqueror, was decadent.Yun Hao felt that this was the biggest joke in the world, bar none!

Li Er left without silence.He needs someone to confide in, someone who can help him but has no desire for rights.So far, Yunhao has played this role perfectly.It's not easy to have someone who can speak the truth, Li Er was reluctant to kill him.

The journey that ended was not as pleasant as it was at first, at least Li Er lost his previous interest.Li Tai, on the other hand, was very happy to meet King Jiaozhi, who was wandering around, and King Linyi, who came from afar, on behalf of Li Er.During the banquet, the two guys were so frightened that they almost wet their pants.Swear to Li Tai to be His Majesty the Tang Emperor's most loyal servant for life after life.

For a prince, Lee Tae's performance is almost perfect.Many courtiers believed that Li Tai was ready to take over the crown prince.

Compared with this ambitious son, Li Zhi seemed a bit useless.Accompanying the eldest grandson all day long, someone brought bananas, lychees and mangoes over.As for the durian, Li Zhi slammed it on the head of the buyer.Only the pig's brain will give this stinky thing to the old lady.

Li Er was sitting on the beach chair, with his chest bare and only a pair of fat underpants between his crotch.When the sea breeze blows, it is extremely refreshing.

Li Zhi peeled a piece of Li Zhi for the eldest grandson and put it in his mouth. The eldest grandson ate sweetly and smiled happily.The taste of being cared about by the son is much better than the taste of lychees.One is sweet in the mouth, and the other is sweet in the heart.The two kinds of sweetness made the eldest grandson's mood so good that it exploded.

Carefully peel a mango for the old man, this kind of yellow thing will remind people.But thinking of being in Chang'an, when Li Er ate pumpkins, he also ate deliciously and sweetly.Li Zhi also had the courage to peel one for his father.

Li Er took a look at the mango and tried to take a bite.Maybe it tasted good, so I ate it with big mouthfuls.

"Erlang! The pheasant slave said to bring a few banana trees back from here and plant them in the greenhouse. From now on, we can eat fresh bananas in Chang'an." The eldest grandson ate the bananas that Li Zhi had peeled, with a look of maternal love on his face. Smile.

Sunshine, sand, blue sea, blue sky.Beloved wife, filial son.Li Er is in a very good mood, at least one of his sons is not only focused on power.

"The pheasant slave is a filial child! You are a 12-year-old prince, and it's time to start building a mansion and have your own officials. When you return to Chang'an, I will make a decree! Point to a house in Chang'an, and you don't have to go to the fief to seal it! Good boy , I still want to be by my side for a few more years." Li Er smiled and patted Li Zhi's head.

It's very strange when Dad touches his son's head like that.The son will generally hold his head up sixty degrees, and then smile like an idiot, without exception!

"The pheasant slave is also unwilling to leave the queen mother and the emperor father. From now on, the pheasant slave must respect the queen mother and the emperor father well, and be the most filial son in the world." Li Zhi looked like a good baby, showing his loyalty to Li Er.

"Hehe! How can you be the most filial child?" Li Er asked with interest.

"The ancients used to lie on the ice to ask for carp, and my mother likes to eat fish. But there is no ice in this place. Tonight, the pheasant slave will take a boat to the sea, catch a fish for his mother, and make soup for her." Li Zhi tried his best to put I pretended to be innocent and innocent, plus a heartless look.

"Hahaha! You are such a silly child. The queen mother wants fish to be brought by a special person, and you are still needed. You are not allowed to go to sea at night!" The eldest grandson has a new understanding of the vastness of the sea.Especially if you go to sea at night, you have to take a very big risk.

"Looks like I have to find another teacher for my child! Mrs. Yan is getting old, what has he taught my child?" Li Er also said with a smile.

"Master Yan is not in good health recently, Pheasant Nu and Dabao both go to the academy to attend classes. They are listening to the teachings of Mr. Li Gang and Mr. Xu Jingzong Xu!" Li Zhi said sternly.

"Oh!" Li Eryuan made a joke, and heard Li Zhi say so.Li Er's heart skipped a beat!
Throwing a son to a ninety-year-old man seems to be an act that a qualified father should not do.I used to think of Li Zhi as a child, but today I suddenly realized that Li Zhi has grown taller and stronger.

This year, at the age of 12, you can become a feudal clan, and in another five or six years, you can perform the crown ceremony.Li Er suddenly discovered that he had extremely neglected this youngest direct son.

"Pheasant slave! Can you tell me whether your eldest brother treats you well or your fourth brother treats you well?" Li Er threw away the mango, pulled him over and asked Li Zhi.

"The master said that there are five ethics in people: masters have relatives, monarchs and ministers have righteousness, husbands and wives are different, seniors and children are orderly, and friends have trust! This is a mirror of life. A younger brother must respect his elder brother, and cannot Rich or poor, but there is any disrespect to elder brothers. The elder brother and the fourth elder brother often teach the sons and ministers, and the sons also respect the two elder brothers according to what the master said.

The master also said that we are the family of heaven, and the people of the Tang Empire all look at us.The minister should be a model of brotherhood and brotherhood in the world! "

"Oh, a model of brothers and sisters! That's right! Not bad!" Li Er nodded in satisfaction!

(End of this chapter)