lazy tang

Chapter 884
Yunhao's special train arrived in Chang'an, Li Daoyan and Li Zhi got off the train together with Suo Pomei.The words are kind and the attitude is kind, and the approach is a mess.On them, they don't even have the airs of a prince.It seems that this old monk is a bit of a Taoist, and it is not easy to fool the two well-informed princes.

It was Li Ke and Li Tai who came to greet Yunhao, which was almost the highest standard that Li Er could show.Yun Hao saw his fat son behind the two of them, both of them were so fat.It looks like it was carved out of a mold!
I am very worried about my daughter!The food of the Yun family has always been a model for Tang Xungui to learn from. What if the daughter is born into a fat girl weighing one-tenth of a ton, what if it falls into the hand!
"Duke Chu has made great achievements in the battle of thousands of miles. Xiao Wang and brother Wang are here to meet you at the order of your father!" Li Tai walked up with a smile, hugging his paws like pig's trotters to greet Yun Hao.

Li Ke stayed on the sidelines with a smiling face and didn't speak, and couldn't tell at all.The two brothers are already fighting like black-eyed chickens!
"Thank you, my lords!" Yun Hao cupped his hands with a smile, and still had to do things to save face.

At the same time, Li Ke and Li Tai ignored their younger brother who also came back from the battle, surrounded Yun Hao and boarded an extremely ornate carriage.

"Is this His Majesty's imperial push?" Seeing that the dragon on the carriage had five fingers, Yun Hao immediately stopped in his tracks.Everyone knows what this car means.Even Li Ke and Li Tai can only use four-fingered dragons for their cars.

"Exactly! In order to demonstrate Duke Chu's great achievements, the emperor specially ordered the emperor to pick him up. All the officials greeted him at the gate of the city, and the emperor personally greeted Duke Chu when he returned from all battles at the gate of the Taiji Palace." This time it was Li Ke who spoke. , Li Tai smiled and said nothing.It seems that the two brothers have reached some kind of tacit understanding!As long as one person speaks, the other will never speak.

The construction of the railway station has greatly changed the ceremony of welcoming the generals.The car dance that used to take Baqiao is now performed at the train station.The soldiers salivated when they saw the almost shirtless beauties. Although they had been in the army for three years, they would not be as good as Diaochan.But women from other countries are not as comfortable as women from our Tang Dynasty.

The imperial court picks up the driver, and all the officials welcome him.The emperor personally received it at the gate of Taiji Palace, and the procedure sounded familiar.If I remember correctly, it was after Li Jing captured Xieli alive.It seems that they also entered the city through this procedure!Everyone knows his fate, Yun Hao instinctively decided that this is a dangerous road.

"Oh! Yunhao, what virtue, how can His Majesty love you so much. The dog brought the Yun family's mount, and Yun should ride his own mount." Yun Hao smiled and bowed his hands to Li Ke and Li Tai, and walked straight to My two fat sons.

Kill!The only way to harm people in the officialdom is that Li Jing even tore down the screen wall at home, so he was killed by praise.Yun Hao would not be fooled by this evil, he had written to Dabao a long time ago, asking him to prepare his belongings.

Under the astonished eyes of Li Ke and Li Tai, Yun Dabao rolled out a bicycle.Yun Hao stepped up, and the two boys were very good at tinkering, so he said to himself that the tires need to be inflated.They actually fiddled with rubber tires, which are good materials for scientific research.I heard that lighting has been installed in the Tai Chi Palace, and the Tai Chi Palace at night is as beautiful as a palace in the sky.

People in Chang'an now have to take a look at that magnificent palace every night, which makes Li Er's personal prestige reach the extreme.

I haven't ridden for many years, but I haven't forgotten how to ride a bicycle. I step on the bicycle with one leg and hold the handlebar with both hands.Pushing hard on the pedals, the car shot out like an offline arrow.

An embarrassing thing happened, and the guards ran behind Chu Guogong in a panic.After being stunned for a moment, Li Ke got on his horse and chased after him.Li Tai jumped into the carriage, got on halfway and got off again.In a hurry, I made a mistake, and fell on the old man's foot.He has no guts to ride in Dad's car!
No one dared to stop this outstanding Duke of Chu, so Yunhao passed by on his bicycle all the way.The welcome crowd on both sides had been prepared long ago, and before they could react, Duke Chu had already drifted away.

"Lao Fang, I haven't seen you for a long time. Yo...! Master Changsun, you haven't seen me either. Have another drink later, and I'll go see His Majesty!" At the gate of the city, he faced Fang Xuanling's eldest grandson Wuji who was standing in front of the team. Hand over.They got on their bicycles and headed into the city. Only when they saw the chaotic and long queue behind them, did the two old guys come to their senses.

When he looked at Yunhao again, the Duke of Chu had already entered Chang'an City.

Relatively smiled wryly, and looked meaningfully at the two princes who were in a state of embarrassment.Yun Hao is notoriously cunning, just relying on their little skills to compete with Yun Hao, they are probably not even close.

"Mr. Zhao, let's go!" Fang Xuanling looked at Yun Hao who was going away, turned around and said to Changsun Wuji.

"Mr. Chu always does things unexpectedly, Prime Minister Fang! Please!" Changsun Wuji gave Fang Xuanling a hand so as not to be taken down by Li Ke who was galloping on horseback.

The people in Chang'an City are also well-informed, but today's Jinger is something that has never been seen since the founding of the Tang Dynasty.According to the legend, the Duke of Chu rode a bicycle in front of him, and there were cavalry and infantry running in disorder behind him.There are also some cavalry mixed with the infantry, afraid of bumping into people, they have to rein in their horses and trot.The scene was quite funny!
The marathon team ran rampant on Suzaku Street in this way, and the common people watched this new type of transportation make its public debut for the first time.

Under the attention of the people in Chang'an, Yun Hao rode a bicycle to the gate of Tai Chi Palace.Holding the brake with one hand, he stopped firmly in front of Li Er with one foot on the ground.

"Chen Yunhao sees His Majesty!" Throwing down his bicycle, Yunhao knelt down on one knee and clasped his fists in both hands.

"You kid can always come up with some new gadgets. This time you have made a big splash in Chang'an City. I will get one for me later. It looks fun." Li Er still couldn't change his mind and asked for things from the Yun family. fault.

"Let Dabao build a good one and give it to His Majesty later. This one still needs to be improved."

"It's been a few years since I haven't seen you, but I've become more stable. That's right! My granddaughter gave birth to a grandson for you, who is now a grandpa!" Li Er said with a smile.

The old bastard took advantage of me, this was Yunhao's first thought.

The two stood and talked for a while, and Li Ke, who was sweating all over his head, rushed over.In the distance, Li Tai's carriage rumbled past, sounding like a tank.

"I knew that the two of them would be played around by you, let's go, let's go into the palace without waiting for them." Li Er smiled and patted Yun Hao on the shoulder, and the two walked into the Taiji Palace.

Li Ke, who got off his horse, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and followed him in.Fortunately, I didn't let go of my riding and shooting skills all these years, otherwise I would have to ride a carriage like Li Tai to make people laugh.

The Tai Chi Palace set up a sumptuous banquet, and Yun Hao's seat was next to Li Er's.

I haven't been back to Chang'an for many years, and I miss Chang'an's fruits very much.Especially the pears from Chang'an, which are big and watery, can wash your face after a bite.

After eating a pear, he picked up a peach.It's not bad to look at the apples, and then peel an orange.They only ate one or two bites of each, but they ate them in reverse.Anyway, I will do whatever the monkey grandson who is causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace does.

Li Er looked at Yun Hao, feeling sad for no reason.This is a lazy bubbly who sleeps all day until he wakes up naturally.In addition to lying on a woman's chest, it is soaking in hot spring water.When it comes to eating, he is the best in the world, and when it comes to strange and obscene skills, no one in the entire Tang Dynasty can match him.

It is such a person who can get more fire oil for Datang.After fighting for thousands of miles, his hands were stained with countless blood.

It was just an excuse to avenge Zhang Liang. In fact, even Li Er himself didn't really believe in this excuse.Wanting to get the rich fire oil in the Middle East is the purpose of Yunhao's battle for thousands of miles.Now, his goal has been achieved.

Because of Yunhao's campaign, Datang had countless cheap kerosene to use.Now Guangzhou, Quanzhou, Dengzhou.Oil tankers dock every day, transporting a ship of kerosene from the Middle East thousands of miles away to Datang.And Datang almost didn't have to pay anything for this.

The embarrassed courtiers finally arrived, and Li Zhi and Li Daoyan arrived with them slowly.Even if these two attend such an important banquet, they have to bring the old liar who claims to be [-] years old.

"Mr. Chu can always bring us surprises!" Fang Xuanling smiled and pointed to Yunhao, and sat down in her seat.

The eldest grandson Wuji sat across from Yunhao, smiled without saying a word!
Those who can sit under Li Erdan's osmanthus are all people in purple robes and jade belts.Cheng Yaojin, Niu Jinda, and Yuchi Jingde winked at Yunhao.Li Er didn't speak, neither of them spoke.

"Since we're all here, let's start the banquet." Li Er casually threw a knife into the roasted whole lamb.The knife went straight into the handle, and Lishi immediately carried the sheep back down and chopped it into pieces.

"The first cup of wine is to Duke Chu, and I want to thank him. Thank him for fighting thousands of miles and winning face for my Tang Dynasty. Gentlemen! Drink victoriously!" Li Er raised his wine glass, and everyone raised their wine glasses.

"Drink victory!" Datang's civil and military courtiers shouted and drank the wine in their cups.

The wine in the glass fell into his stomach, and Yunhao felt like he had swallowed a piece of magma.The heat flowed into the stomach and began to burn hotly.

Is it baijiu or alcohol? Yun Hao felt his head throbbing after taking a sip.

Turning to look at Li Er, a hypertensive patient drinks this stuff.This is definitely too long!

Li Er, who swallowed the wine in his glass, definitely had the intention of giving up his life.

After Li Er toasted, the two little bastards, Li Tai and Li Ke, toasted in turn.At first glance, it seems that he has malicious intentions, and today he wants to put Yunhao here.

Having already thought of their petty thoughts, Yunhao swallowed several Moringa seeds on the train!This thing can be regarded as a good medicine for salvation, although taking a few pills will not make the senior drunk, but it is still no problem to kill these two little bastards.

After the toast, the two of them didn't take a long breath when they saw Yun Hao's face remained unchanged.As soon as Li Tai winked, a pug ran over.

"Duke Chu is a famous general of the Tang Dynasty. I have admired Duke Chu for a long time. With this cup of wine, I can congratulate Duke Chu for his return." A fat man with an obscene appearance stood in front of Yunhao, bowing his body like a prawn.

Looking at his crimson robe, he is still a fourth-rank official.But the face is very unfamiliar, I don't know it!
"Who are you?" Yun Hao squinted at the third-rank official.In addition to his hideous appearance, this guy's eyes are not very good, and his brain is probably not very good.It's a strange thing to be a younger brother with Li Tai, to have good fruit to eat.

"Your officer...!"

"That's enough! That's enough! I'm not interested in knowing who you are, so go down!" Yun Hao waved his hand, chasing people away like a fly.

"You...!" Shangguanyi's face was flushed with blood, and she was trembling while pointing at Yunhao.

This kind of humiliation is not much different from a face-to-face slap.

No one spoke, and the people in the distance didn't hear what Yun Hao said at all.Li Er didn't speak, just looked at Shangguanyi with a smile.

"Get out!" Seeing that Shangguanyi was still hesitating, Yun Hao spit out a word lightly.

Shangguanyi was so angry that her head shook and her hands trembled, she rolled her eyes and fell down in front of so many people.

"Shangguanyi drank too much, come here and carry him down!" Fang Xuanling just glanced at Shangguanyi, the look was no different from looking at a cat or dog.

"No!" Immediately, two servants came forward and carried Shangguanyi down.

Li Tai's face was also blood red, but he didn't dare to trouble Yunhao again.Today it became clear that the old man was on Yunhao's side.

I don't know why my father trusted and favored Yunhao so much, if he didn't know his father's lustful character.Li Tai would even suspect that the old man and Yun Hao are just a couple.

Li Zhi and Li Daoyan were seated not far from Yunhao, just opposite to Li Tai.Since he couldn't vent his anger on Yunhao, it would be good to bully this younger brother.In order to avoid the limelight for leading troops for yourself, you will be arrogant, and it will be difficult to control in the future.

"Pheasant slave! Fourth brother toasts you, wishing you a triumphant return."

"Thank you, fourth brother!" Li Zhi quickly picked up the wine glass and drank it down, and then sipped the bottom of the glass towards Li Tailiang.

Li Tai didn't drink, but put down the cup.He smiled and said: "Pheasant slave, I heard that you made a fortune in the place of the barbarians. Even the coffins of the king of the barbarians were dug out, and I heard that those coffins were all made of pure gold. Your fortune is quite big. Yes, Chang'an Migui. If my brother is in short supply from now on, you have to support me."

"That's right! That's right! Your third brother isn't rich either. When your third brother reaches out to you, don't say you don't have money." Li Ke also joined in the fun.

"Uh...!" Li Zhi's face turned red immediately, everyone knew that Yun Hao did this.But at this time, how could it be said that Yunhao did it.These two brothers are obviously using this matter to scold Yun Hao!
"Third brother! Fourth brother! Today is the day of triumph, and any mistakes are the brothers' fault. From now on, if the two elder brothers have something to do, Li Zhi will do what he can to live up to his brotherhood."

Yun Hao stood up with a cold face, and walked to the table of Li Ke and Li Tai.The two brothers were very nervous, and they were scratching the guy with their hands.This master has a criminal record of handling banquets, and Li Yuanji has often been beaten by this hooligan.

"The dragon has nine sons! Your Majesty is a dragon, and you are His Majesty's sons." Yun Hao smiled and looked at the two people who were so nervous.

Yun Hao pointed to Li Tai's nose and said, "You are Suan Ni!"

Then, ignoring Li Tai's ugly face, he pointed at Li Ke and said, "You are mocking." At this moment, Li Ke's face also turned into a pig's liver.

After embarrassing the two princes, Yun Hao turned around and bowed to Li Er.

"Your Majesty, I am too tired to drink during the journey, so I ask you to go back to the residence to rest."

"Sure!" Li Er glanced at the two red-faced sons, and then at Li Zhi.Nodding in satisfaction, perhaps he has found a way to prevent his sons from killing each other.

(End of this chapter)