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Chapter 401 Smash the field (please subscribe!)

The original Shangyuan Festival poetry meeting was presided over by the prince, even if King Xiang came there, it was just a play on the spot, very uncomfortable.

But this time it was different, the prince was imprisoned, and he came to this poetry club as the top existence, that feeling, not to mention how comfortable it was!

Even Yang Zexin, the prince's servant, is very polite to him. It seems that the court is really about to change!
King Xiang was very happy. He exchanged cups with the gifted scholars on the table, so happy!
In the other rooms, most of the wits chatted around the poems of Shangyuan, doing the final warm-up for the poems meeting that will start in the evening.

As one of the two most important poetry meetings of the year, this poetry meeting is not just limited to exchanging poems for many people. Many people have prepared for this for a long time, in order to make a blockbuster at the poetry meeting !
Little did they know that Li Qiubai, even though he was well-known in Jingzhou before, did not make any achievements in either the Mid-Autumn Festival Poetry Conference in Jingzhou or the Shangyuan Poetry Conference. He won a first name at the poetry meeting, and even his name in Jingzhou was greatly shaken because of it, it can be said that it is not unsightly!
Even if a poetry meeting in Liangzhou is like this, if it wins the first prize at the Shangyuan poetry meeting in Jingzhou, it will definitely be famous in the Tang Dynasty!

Ever since, many talents are gearing up for the poetry meeting that will start soon...

In one of the boxes, a group of talented scholars had a lively atmosphere...

"Brother Zou, last year's Shangyuan Ci poem of yours was wonderful, and Wang has been reading it frequently recently!"

"You are polite, Brother Wang! Seeing Brother Wang's posture, I am afraid that he is well prepared, and he is determined to win this poem!"

"Where is it, I have to rely on everyone here to be more lenient, hahaha..."

After the man finished speaking, everyone in the room burst into laughter...

"Hey, why haven't I heard Li Qiubai's master Li's masterpiece these days?"

one of them asked.

"That's right! Mr. Li's song "However, it's been a cool autumn" is really a masterpiece that has never been born! If Mr. Li can still write such a masterpiece at tonight's poetry meeting, I will be far behind!"

The talented man called "Brother Wang" who was full of confidence just now was a little lost when he said this, which shows the weight of Li Qiubai in his heart.

"Li Qiubai? Hehe, he won't be coming!"

The person sitting at the bottom said very disdainfully after hearing them say Li Qiubai's name.

"Oh? Why did brother say that?"

"This is-"

The man looked around like a thief, and then said in a low voice and mysteriously: "Then let's start with the second nephew of my third aunt's cousin's husband's family!"

"........."

Everyone was sweating profusely. If you start from there, aren't you afraid that the poems will end after you finish speaking?
But the man said calmly: "The second nephew of my third aunt's eldest cousin's husband's family has been working in the East Palace for a few days. When His Royal Highness the Crown Prince hosted a banquet for the third prince of Wu, he happened to be in the East Palace. inside……"

Ever since, the man recounted Li Qiubai's slap in the face in a more eloquent manner. After he finished speaking, everyone was still in disbelief. It turned out that Li Qiubai plagiarized the song "It's a Cool Autumn"!

Hearing this, everyone spat hard at Li Qiubai who they were holding in the sky just now several times, and hurriedly tried to draw a line with him, as if mentioning him again would dirty their own mouths...

"The County Boss Zhang you mentioned is really that powerful? He really wrote "It's a Good Autumn"? But why haven't we heard of his masterpiece before?"

Hearing someone doubting himself, that person was a little unhappy, raised his eyebrows and said: "This county uncle has been in Liangzhou all along, so it's only natural that you haven't heard of it!"

"Then have you heard it before?"

"Er...nor..."

"........."

Looking at the laughing faces of the crowd, this man became angry, and said directly: "Do you know that there is a beautiful person, just like Qingyang"?"

Seeing everyone shaking their heads, the man shook his head very proudly, and read Zhang Twelve's poem plagiarized for Lu Fujing, as proudly as if the poem was written by him.

After everyone listened to it, they were completely immersed in the wonderful atmosphere created by this poem, and they believed in the "Uncle Zhang County" that this population said!
It is extraordinary to be able to write two such excellent poems!

"I don't know if this county uncle will come to participate in the poetry meeting tonight. If he comes, the leader of the poetry meeting will be as simple as picking something out of his bag..."

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Uncle Zhang didn't know what the people upstairs expected of him, because he was still working hard to get upstairs...

But the embarrassing thing is that it seems that I can't go up...

He thought that after Hao Shirong had been hammered hard, the horse shopkeeper would be scared after seeing it, but who knew that the horse shopkeeper rejected him again, which made him angry for a while.

"My lord, everyone must be aware of the rules for going up to the second floor. If you don't show some real skills, you might not be able to go up today! Besides, His Royal Highness King Xiang is upstairs. If anyone dares to make trouble, hehe... "

The scene of Zhang Twelve blasting Hao Shirong just now left a deep impression on shopkeeper Ma, so he deliberately moved King Xiang out, thinking that if you dare to make trouble in our territory, weigh King Xiang!
Um?There are rules?

Zhang Twelve thought that this poem could be written by just anyone. How could he have thought that there are rules!

When he turned his head to look at the scholar just now, the scholar immediately said: "Young master, I forgot to tell you. After guessing the lantern riddles correctly, in addition to being rewarded with spirits, you can also go to the second floor to participate in the poetry meeting." Qualifications!"

This is a bit tricky, just looking at so many people in this hall who can't guess the answer, can't they all go?
"If everyone can't guess, what if the second floor is empty?"

Hearing Zhang Twelve's naive question, Shopkeeper Ma sneered and said, "My lord, you are still too naive! In addition to guessing lantern riddles on the second floor, our boss will also send out invitations for many talented scholars and beauties, but we have not received any invitations." Of course you can guess lantern riddles!"

Only then did Zhang Twelve suddenly realize that there are so many ladies and gentlemen in Jingzhou City, if they were asked to guess the lantern riddles, they might not be able to go upstairs for the rest of their lives!
So "Wen Xianglai" gave them invitations in advance, and it is estimated that the second floor is already full of people, and it is just a gimmick that they can go upstairs if they guess the lantern riddles correctly, because they know that few people will be able to guess it!
This abacus is really good!
Zhang Twelve is angry, isn't it just a bad poetry club!If you don't let me go, I still don't want to go!What the heck!

Zhang Twelve, who had made up his mind, did not just leave with a flick of his sleeves. Instead, he came under the lantern in the hall downstairs, looked up at the lanterns and lantern riddles all over the sky, and said with a grin on the corner of his mouth, "Treasurer Ma, it's time to open the lantern riddle." For one catty of spirits, if the answer is correct, two catties of spirits will be given away, but is this the truth?"

"Of course it is..."

Shopkeeper Ma didn't know what Zhang Twelve meant when he asked this question, so he just answered truthfully.

"That is to say, if we answer the lantern riddle, then we can earn a catty of spirits for nothing?"

At this time, the big flicker Zhang Twelve is already online, and continues to guide the shopkeeper Ma to walk into the pit...

Use a catty of spirits to solve a lantern riddle, and win a prize of two catties of spirits. If this offsets it, it is indeed a catty of spirits for nothing. It seems that there is nothing wrong with it?

Seeing Shopkeeper Ma's nod, Zhang Twelve was overjoyed and said, "Does that mean that if I guess the lantern riddle correctly, just smell the fragrance and give me a catty of spirits?"

"Of course it is..."

Shopkeeper Ma thought about it several times and felt that there was no problem, but why did he always feel uneasy in his heart?
"Okay, Xiaosheng will come and guess today!"

After Zhang Twelve finished speaking, he bowed his hands to everyone and said, "Please witness, if Xiaosheng is lucky enough to guess a lantern riddle correctly, the liquor Xiaosheng will give it to someone who is destined, and the second floor, Xiaosheng doesn't plan to go up, so I will give it to you together." Already!"

He thought that his generosity would attract everyone's applause, but he was wrong. After he finished speaking, everyone's reaction was unusually calm...

It's no wonder everyone, because in their opinion, a large group of them haven't come up with anything after thinking for a long time, can he answer it right?
Go to hell!

Hmph, you are so blind, you don't even bother to give you alcohol!
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After the shopkeeper Ma stopped Zhang Twelve from going upstairs one after another, Zhang Twelve became angry.

He didn't want to participate in the poetry meeting anymore, anyway, the poems they wrote were just like that, and there was really nothing to see.

But he was not reconciled, so he wanted to give the shopkeeper a long memory!
I saw Zhang Twelve took the lantern riddle guessed by everyone just now, and saw that the riddle was "Long Yu Chu Qing", typed a Chinese character, Zhang Twelve guessed it after a little thought, smiled and said to everyone: "This question The answer to the riddle is the word "yesterday" of yesterday!"

Everyone never thought that Zhang Twelve could guess the answer to a mystery so quickly, so they began to wonder whether the word "yesterday" was correct.

There are those who are smarter and can figure it out after a little association, while those who are a little bit stupid have never seen it through.

So Zhang Twelve said with a smile: "The word "Yesterday" can be divided into "Zhari", which can be interpreted as "Sunrise at first glance", which is closely related to the meaning of "Sunshine after a long rain". Is that right or wrong?"

"This……"

Shopkeeper Ma never dreamed that he could guess the answer to the riddle that he could only understand after reading the answer. At first, he felt a little unbelievable, but after thinking about it later, he must have read it somewhere, that's why he did it!
This time he was lucky!I just hope he can guess one more, it would be a shame if he couldn't!
"It is indeed the word "yesterday" of yesterday!"

Shopkeeper Ma finished speaking reluctantly, and asked the boy to bring over a catty of spirits.

"Young master, I see that there are five girls who came with you, and now you can only go upstairs alone, do you want to guess a few more lantern riddles? If you match five more, you can go upstairs together! "

After the shopkeeper gave Zhang Twelve a catty of spirits, he guided him, hoping that he could guess a few more. Later, not only would he get back the spirits he just won, but he would also deduct more money from him!

"Okay! Since Shopkeeper Ma is so kind, it would be too boring for Xiaosheng not to guess a few more!"

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

Shopkeeper Ma called out because he saw the opportunity to cheat Zhang Twelve, and what the others were thinking was that if he could really guess a few more answers correctly, they would not only have free spirits to take, but also What a wonderful thing to go upstairs to watch the poetry meeting!
So everyone present supported Zhang Twelve from the bottom of their hearts...

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Shopkeeper Ma called a waiter, with a long pole with an iron hook in his hand, standing beside Zhang Twelve, ready to take down the lantern he had chosen.

"Start from the front and take down all the lantern riddles in order!"

Zhang Twelve said domineeringly.

But other people don't think he is so domineering, instead he is a bit stupid, a bit pretentious, do you really think that you can do everything?

The second boy hesitated a bit, and looked back at Shopkeeper Ma, who said with a smile, "Since this Young Master asks so much, then let's satisfy him! But let's talk about it first, if the lantern riddle is opened, Young Master can't answer it." If so, don't forget to buy spirits..."

"If I tell you to drive it, you can drive it. Why is there so much nonsense?"

Zhang Twelve said very dissatisfied.

"........."

It was a little embarrassing and a little angry to touch the shopkeeper with a gray nose, but he still waved to Xiaoer, motioning him to start playing lantern riddles!

The little boy moved quickly after receiving the order, and took off five lanterns in a row in a short while.

Zhang Twelve didn't say much, and stepped forward to open them one by one.

The first one is a crossword puzzle. The answer is "One belly gives birth to twins". Twins are men and women, and men and women are children. Together, they are good. Zhang Twelve directly wrote the word "good".

Shopkeeper Ma was shocked when he saw his reaction. Everyone knew that Zhang Twelve must have guessed right again, so they couldn't help being excited.

The second one is to guess the idiom, the riddle is "candied coptis", Zhang Twelve wrote "share joys and sorrows", the shopkeeper Ma blushed...

The third one is for guessing objects. The riddle is "five in the left hand, five in the left hand. Take away ten, and there are still ten left." Zhang Twelve wrote it down without even thinking about an item that he uses in daily life. "Gloves", shopkeeper Ma's face is already blue...

So, under the desperate gaze of Shopkeeper Ma and the cheers of everyone in the hall, Zhang Twelve guessed nearly a hundred lantern riddles from beginning to end. When Zhang Twelve guessed the last one, Shopkeeper Ma I'm going to kneel down...

What kind of monster is this!

"Treasurer Ma, are there any other lantern riddles? There are only ninety or so, and it's not fun at all!"

"........."

Hearing Zhang Twelve's words, shopkeeper Ma was about to vomit blood, isn't that enough?These lantern riddles can be used for many years!
Seeing Shopkeeper Ma shaking his head, Zhang Twelve regretted it for a while before he said: "If that's the case, let's do it like this today! If Shopkeeper Ma prepares lantern riddles in the future, he must prepare more. Like today, Xiaosheng hasn't guessed enough riddles yet. It's gone, it's a pity!"

If it is possible, shopkeeper Ma would like to leave right away, you are clearly here to "smash the scene", why, you are addicted to smashing, you haven't smashed enough this year, next year you will continue to smash it?
(End of this chapter)