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Chapter 544 People are difficult and cannot be dismantled (please subscribe!)
However, Master Zhang obviously miscalculated this time.

After hearing his words, Mrs. Zhang frowned, and said coldly, "Fish in the lake? Did you go fishing in the back garden again?"

Mr. Zhang is not afraid of anything, but Mrs. Zhang will be angry.

Although I don't know why Mrs. Zhang changed her face, Mr. Zhang knew that there must be nothing good, so he said with a little fear: "I just think that there are so many fish in that lake, it's okay to catch one or two, isn't it? Besides, don't you guys also eat delicious food?" ?”

But Mrs. Zhang didn't accept his affection at all, and said sharply: "Don't you know that the banquet the day after tomorrow will be held in the back garden? Don't you know that after a busy day today, the back garden was finally cleaned out?"

Mr. Zhang was not convinced, especially when he was criticized by Mrs. Zhang in front of Zhang Twelve. He felt a little embarrassed, and couldn't help muttering: "Didn't this mess up the back garden? Even if it was messed up, we will do it again tomorrow." Just find someone to clean it, why be angry?"

This can be regarded as completely annoyed Mrs. Zhang, and she directly buckled the chopsticks on the table, even Zhang Twelve was taken aback. Although I don't know Mrs. Zhang's style of behavior, I also know that Mr. Zhang is going to be unlucky. up!
Sure enough, Mrs. Zhang stared at Mr. Zhang with some cold eyes, and said in a bad tone: "You said it lightly, why don't you clean it? When everyone is busy, what are you doing? Apart from eating, drinking and having fun, you can also What to do? I'm already tired enough to be busy all by myself, don't you say that you can solve my problems and make less trouble?"

Perhaps it was because he had accumulated a lot of anger a long time ago, but this time Master Zhang happened to hit the muzzle of the gun again, and was severely criticized by Mrs. Zhang. appearance……

It is said that people are tough, but Zhang Twelve still couldn't help but have the urge to laugh. The old man originally planned to pretend to be a comparison, but he didn't pretend to be a comparison, but he put himself in it...

Especially for the sake of performance, the old man deliberately did not say that he caught the fish himself, but made people mistakenly think that he caught the fish. As a result, he was approved by Mrs. Zhang for stealing chickens without losing money!

Zhang Twelve can assure you that if he said that he caught the fish, Mrs. Zhang would definitely care about his face and would not be as angry as she is now. She really answered a sentence, "God's evil is forgiven, but self-inflicted evil cannot live." !

It's really embarrassing...

But Zhang Twelve still decided to help the poor old man, not because he carried the bag for himself so he felt guilty, but mainly because he felt that this guy was really pitiful!
So he stepped forward and said, "Godmother, you misunderstood godfather, but I actually caught that fish!"

"you?"

Mrs. Zhang looked at Zhang Twelve suspiciously, her expression eased a little, but she immediately glared at Mr. Zhang again and said, "That must be the one who went fishing first, otherwise where do you have a fishing rod?"

Then he smiled and said to Zhang Twelve: "It turned out that the big guy caught the fish, and the big guy is amazing! Let me tell you, he has caught so many fish, when did he catch it?"

"........."

At this moment, Master Zhang seemed to have received another [-] points of critical blows, and his face was already swollen to a liver color...

"Godmother, actually godfather is also kind. He saw that you have worked so hard for the family these two days, so he wanted to catch a fresh fat fish to make up for godmother!"

Then he pointed to the big steaming pot on the table, and then said: "When the fish was caught, godfather ran to the kitchen to cook it himself, without stopping for a moment, which shows how much godfather loves godmother and treats godmother with affection." It's deep, but godfather is too embarrassed to say it!"

After hearing this, Madam Zhang blushed slightly.

What Zhang Twelve said was a little blunt, but Mrs. Zhang was still happy in her heart: This old thing, why don't caring people know what to say in bed at night?Like a dead person every day?
So the flirtatious gave Master Zhang a blank look, and didn't say anything more. This matter can be regarded as a turning point.

And Master Zhang on the side is still a little confused until now, but to be honest, his old face still blushed quietly when he heard Zhang Twelve being so shameless...

When the hell did I ever think that way?I just want to catch some fish and try something new...

However, at this time, he absolutely did not dare to say that, otherwise Mrs. Zhang would have gone berserk...

Looking up at Zhang Twelve, he is not stupid, so he can naturally know that he is saving himself. At this time, he gradually has a good impression of this annoying kid, and he winked at himself when he saw him , Mr. Zhang felt that he could not remain indifferent, so he also blinked his eyes...

All this fell into the eyes of Zhang Jinyu, a melon-eating crowd. Seeing Zhang Twelve's boastful talk there, and the final eye contact with her father, Zhang Jinyu couldn't help feeling: This guy's mouth can really speak. ...

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After eating, the servants removed the food and served a bowl of white fungus and lotus seed soup to everyone.

Zhang Twelve finally realized the wealth of a wealthy family.

At this time, Mrs. Zhang mentioned the banquet the day after tomorrow to Zhang Twelve, saying that besides the princess, many high-ranking officials and nobles in Yunxi City would also be there.

When the time comes, she plans to introduce Zhang Twelve to these people, and ask Zhang Twelve to prepare a few poems in advance, and then show her hand in front of everyone, so as to deepen everyone's impression of him!
After hearing this, Zhang Twelve nodded and agreed. Anyway, he was free in Yunxi City. It seems that there is nothing wrong with being famous. The most important thing is that if he becomes famous, Mrs. Zhang's face will also be bright. Well, when others take care of him so much, it is only natural for him to repay him.

However, he felt that there was no need to prepare poems. With his reserves of Tang and Song poems, he could beat anyone here.

Seeing Zhang Twelve's quick promise, Madam Zhang was also very happy, as if she suddenly remembered something, and said, "Boss, the people who come the day after tomorrow are either rich or noble, and there is even Your Royal Highness, your name, it is best to change your name." One—you really forgot what it was called?"

Zhang Twelve shook his head: "Godmother, the big one has no impression of the original thing, let alone what his name is!"

Mrs. Zhang pondered for a moment, and then asked tentatively: "Boss, since you have recognized me as a godmother now, why don't the godmother choose a name for you?"

Zhang Twelve originally wanted to refuse, but suddenly thought of something, and said with a happy expression: "Then trouble the godmother!"

Mrs. Zhang didn't expect Zhang Twelve to agree. She was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "You are my adopted son, so naturally you want to be named Zhang. What's the name? ?”

What Mrs. Zhang thought was that she had already given him a surname. As for the first name, it would be better to ask for her own opinion first. If he didn't have anything to call it, it would not be too late to choose it herself!

Hearing this sentence, the corners of Zhang Twelve's mouth rose slightly, he was waiting for this sentence!
It turned out that the reason why he agreed to Mrs. Zhang's proposal was not only to make Mrs. Zhang happy, but the most important thing was that when he remembered, Mrs. Zhang's surname was also zhang!

Although the two zhangs are different, they have the same pronunciation. Mrs. Zhang thought it was Zhang, but he himself knew it was Zhang. In this way, both families are happy, how wonderful!

"The big one was picked up on April [-]th, because I don't remember the original birthday. Uncle Mou who picked me up took April [-]th as my birthday—"

Mrs. Zhang didn't know why Zhang Twelve said this suddenly, and she looked puzzled when she heard it.

"So, if you're not big, call him Zhang Twelve!"

Zhang Twelve finally brought out his name naturally, and really wanted to praise his wit!

"Pfft~"

Hearing this name, Zhang Jinyu couldn't hold back, she laughed out loud, and found that everyone was looking at her, her face blushed slightly, and she said in a serious manner: "This name—— um, not bad, not bad... "

Zhang Twelve looked at Zhang Jinyu's uncomfortable face that wanted to laugh but couldn't, and felt very contemptuous in his heart: Laugh if you want to laugh, what should you do if you get sick?
And Master Xiang next to him also looked at Zhang Twelve with weird eyes, thinking that this guy is really weird, one name is worse than the other, so there is no one else?
"Chapter twelve?"

Zhang Twelve asked with some uncertainty, and she also felt that the name was not very good, although it was impressive, but it sounded too—strange, right?
Zhang Twelve nodded, and said affirmatively: "Yes, let's call it Zhang Twelve! What's the matter, godmother, is this name not good? If the godmother thinks that the big man's own name is not good, then the godmother will do it for the big one. Take it!"

After finishing speaking, he pretended to be a little disappointed.

Mrs. Zhang originally wanted to change his name, but seeing Zhang Twelve's "frustrated" appearance, she finally decided not to change it for him. Anyway, this surname follows her, so he will be regarded as Zhang's family when he goes out in the future. As for the name - let him go!
"Don't get me wrong, big guy, this name is pretty good too! It's catchy and easy to remember! Then I'll call it Zhang Twelve from now on!"

"Thank you, godmother!"

Zhang Twelve hastily smiled and bowed to Mrs. Zhang and said, but his heart was full of joy, thinking that he could finally use his name back in a fair manner!

After deciding on the name, Mrs. Zhang asked when Zhang Jinyu's tailor-made suit for Zhang Twelve would be ready, and Zhang Jinyu said that it would be ready at noon tomorrow.

Mrs. Zhang asked Zhang Twelve to put it on and showed it to her, which shows how much she attaches importance to the banquet the day after tomorrow and how much she attaches importance to Zhang Twelve.

At the end, Mrs. Zhang said: "Twelve, why don't you stay at the house tomorrow, so you won't have to run back and forth the next day?"

Today it is okay to promise to stay, but tomorrow is absolutely impossible, because he has to go back and bring Mou Xiaoxiao over, so he said: "Mother, Twelve just wants to ask you something!"

"Oh? Twelve but it doesn't matter!"

"Godmother, it's like this. In the village where I live, there is an elder brother who has always taken care of me. I went back yesterday and told him about the recognition of my godmother. He really wanted to visit Zhang's house, just to take a look at it." This brother turned out to be very kind to Twelve, so Twelve agreed..."

There is no elder brother, but there is one elder sister.

What Zhang Twelve wanted to bring was Mou Xiaoxiao, who was going to disguise himself as a man. There must be so many rich and powerful people coming to Zhang’s house tomorrow, and there must be a lot of guards. There is no way to sneak in, so Zhang Twelve wanted to inform Mrs. Zhang in advance. .

Mrs. Zhang thought it was a big deal. It turned out that she wanted to bring a fellow villager into the mansion. She smiled, thinking that maybe Zhang Twelve also had something to show off, so she would satisfy him!
So he smiled and said, "Why is that so difficult? Let's do this, you come with him the day after tomorrow, don't talk nonsense, and just wander around the mansion as you want!"

Zhang Twelve was overjoyed by these words, and quickly stood up and said, "Thank you, godmother!"

At the same time, he said: "Mother, if this is the case, Twelve will go back tomorrow and come with my brother the day after tomorrow."

Mrs. Zhang nodded in agreement, and said to Zhang Jinyu: "Jinyu, you can ask Twelve later how his brother's figure is, pick out a piece of clothing and take it back with you, and wear it when you come here." superior!"

Looking at Zhang Twelve's tattered attire, his elder brother from the same village might not be well-dressed, and the day after tomorrow the family will be full of dignitaries and dignitaries in gorgeous attire, so shabby attire really hurts the image.

Zhang Jinyu nodded, indicating that she understood.

After discussing things, we went back to our houses and got ready to rest.

Zhang Jinyu led Zhang Twelve into a wing room, which was newly furnished. Although the area was not as large as Zhang Jinyu's room, it was not small either.

"This is the room Mother prepared for you. From now on, this will be your room. As long as you come to Zhang's house, you will be in your heart at night."

Zhang Twelve nodded. He had a good impression of this house.

Zhang Jinyu carried a thin quilt from the cupboard next to her and put it on the bed. Because the bed was not small, she had to kneel on it to stretch the quilt open. Husband makes the bed...

Standing behind and looking at Zhang Jinyu's butt that rolled away because he was lying on the bed and leaning forward, Zhang Twelve was a little dry and swallowed.

At this time, Zhang Jinyu had already made the bed and got off the bed, and the spring scenery just now had disappeared.

Zhang Jinyu combed her hair back, and then asked: "How tall is your brother, fat or thin, can you describe it? This will make it easier for me to pick out a ready-made dress for him tomorrow."

Zhang Twelve is Mrs. Zhang's adoptive son, and he thinks highly of him enough to tailor clothes for him, but other people don't have this kind of treatment, they can only choose ready-made ones, as long as they are not bad.

Zhang Twelve looked at Zhang Jinyu, then thought about Mou Xiaoxiao, and found that Mou Xiaoxiao and Zhang Jinyu were not much different in stature, neither was too tall, and could only reach Zhang Twelve's shoulders, with the same body She is slender, but her chest is very majestic. It looks like the excess flesh on her body is just right where it should be...

Zhang Jinyu and Mou Xiaoxiao are both such beautiful women with bumps and convexities. Zhang Twelve looked Zhang Jinyu up and down again, and his eyes finally fell on the pair of protrusions. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart:
It's really too much alike......

(End of this chapter)