Chapter 249 Rescue Monkey King

"The anchor is bragging."

"Hahaha, Tathagata's real body has been killed?"

"What a funny joke, this is cheating monkeys!"

"I don't know if the monkey is stupid or not, and if he will believe him!"

Xiao Feng looked at the bullet screen, gnawed on the chicken leg, completely ignoring whether the monkey would believe him or not.

After a while, Monkey King finally spoke.

"The Tathagata is dead? You killed? A mortal?"

Sure enough, Houzi was a person who didn't believe in Xiao Feng, so he directly raised a question.

"Sure enough, the monkey doesn't believe it!"

"Anchor, keep playing!"

"Yes! Hurry up and see if you can subdue the monkey."

Looking at the barrage, Xiao Feng thought that he was bragging, but in reality, how could he be bragging?
Has no one believed the truth these days?
"Sun Wukong, do you want to worship me as a teacher? There are chicken legs to eat!"

"No, I want bananas, and peaches!"

Sun Wukong directly rejected Xiao Feng's proposal, not wanting chicken legs at all.

"Peaches? Bananas?"

Xiao Feng looked at Sun Wukong, this guy is really a monkey!
Eat bananas, eat peaches, okay, I'll let you eat your fill!

Without further ado, Xiao Feng took out a handful of bananas and a box of peaches.

"Wow, is this magic?"

"That's right, a handful of bananas, plus a box of peaches, appeared out of thin air."

"Awesome, this magic is really powerful!"

Seeing Xiao Feng take out a banana, the barrage immediately became lively.

Xiao Feng did not reply to the words on the barrage now.

Pointing directly at the peaches and bananas in front of him, he said, "Sun Wukong, you know how to become a teacher, and I will give you all of these."

"really?"

Sun Wukong stared at his eyes, obviously he was seduced.

"Really, I let you out, how about it?"

"Aren't you worried that I won't admit it?"

"Hahaha! Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, Sun Wukong is not a person who does not keep his promise? Could he be a guy like the old Jade Emperor who goes back on what he says?"

Xiao Feng laughed on the spot and didn't care about what Monkey King said at all.

Do not admit?
It's not that difficult until you admit it.

Sun Wukong is not Xiao Feng's opponent at all now, if Xiao Feng wants to abuse Sun Wukong, isn't that an easy thing?

Coming here to save Monkey King was just a drop in, and I was going to the west.

And there is nothing interesting in the Three Kingdoms, I have played it before, this time I will go to the west to play, and find my father on the way.

It is also a difficult task to travel across Asia and Europe to find my father in Africa.

After all, the sea of ​​people is vast, and Xiao Feng doesn't know where to look for it.

Taking one step at a time is Xiao Feng's plan.

At this moment, Xiao Feng looked at Monkey King, since he had already agreed, let him be released.

"The anchor has started to climb the mountain, are you going to tear up the Tathagata's decree?"

"The anchor is not Tang Seng, it feels so easy to get up!"

"But it's easy to climb up, I don't know if it's easy to tear it up?"

"The host can't tear it apart!"

"That's right, 500 years haven't arrived, and the anchor is not Tang Seng, so it's impossible to tear it up!"

"Wow! Look, what is the anchor doing?"

Suddenly a bullet screen appeared, and the live broadcast room suddenly boiled.

"Anchor, don't take it off!"

"Civilization Live!"

"We are a green studio!"

"Anchor, put on your pants quickly!"

At this time, Xiao Feng's back was facing the audience, and the audience could see exactly what Xiao Feng was doing.

Take off your pants!

Why are you taking off your pants?

Xiao Feng just didn't want to mess around with this Tathagata's decree.

What if all kinds of strange visions appear at that time?
I don't want to explain anything to Sun Wukong.

Xiao Feng took off his pants, and pissed in front of Tathagata's decree!

There is no explanation at all.

As soon as you urinate, the Tathagata's decree will be dissolved immediately.

"Fuck!"

"What did I see?"

"what's going on?"

"The Tathagata's decree was actually destroyed by a piss?"

The audience in front of the screen were all stunned. They never expected that such a situation would happen, which is simply unimaginable.

"I'm convinced, the anchor's idea is very strange!"

"It's unimaginable that this problem can be solved with just one pee!"

"I really admire the anchor's imagination! With this decisive thinking ability, he was able to see the weakness of Tathagata's decree in an instant."

"Hasn't any bird shit and pissed on this decree for 500 years?"

"Huh? The thinking upstairs is really thought-provoking."

Everyone was shocked by Xiao Feng's actions.

At this time, the Five Elements Mountain began to tremble, like an earthquake, and Xiao Feng swayed on the mountain.

"Anchor, go, the mountain is about to explode!"

"Yeah, it's too late if you don't go!"

The audience knows that when Monkey King comes out, the mountain here will be blown up directly. If he doesn't leave, it will really die.

"I'm going to show you a wonderful move!"

Xiao Feng pulled up his trousers and walked directly to the top of the highest peak.

Taking a deep breath, he jumped up, and at the same time, the Five Elements Mountain below exploded.

The powerful airflow directly lifted Xiao Feng to a higher place.

"My god, this anchor is awesome!"

"This operation? Is this still a human?"

"I thought of Pikachu!"

"Based on this operation, I need to give money!"

Immediately, the rewards appeared.

Xiao Feng didn't pay attention to the screen at all at this time, he was performing juggling.

Relying on this stone at high altitude, I kept jumping, and every time the speed of falling became faster, I just stepped on a stone to slow myself down.

Then gradually, Xiao Feng fell to the ground.

And it's intact.

"Amazing, my anchor!"

"Convinced! This move is really powerful!"

"The big brother who thought of Pikachu just now, how did you think of it?"

"I still remember this operation, Pikachu did it!"

"I remember it too, but it's the first time I've seen a real person do such a difficult move!"

Xiao Feng didn't care about the things on the barrage anymore.

Because now Monkey King is standing in front of him.

"Wukong, don't you want to be your teacher?"

Xiao Feng stood in front of Monkey King, looked at Monkey King, and said calmly.

"It's no problem for me to recognize you as a master, but you have to pick up this embroidery needle first!"

Monkey King stretched out his hand, and placed the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in the palm of his hand.

"Anchor, have you seen a hundred and eight thousand kilograms of embroidery needles?"

"Hahaha, this monkey wants to renege on it!"

"Anchor, are you surprised, are you surprised?"

A row of taunts appeared on the barrage, but Xiao Feng didn't pay attention.

Looking at Sun Wukong, he said: "Wukong, don't you feel ashamed to play this game? It's not that I don't know about one hundred and eight thousand catties."

"Huh? You know?"

Sun Wukong was shocked immediately, he didn't expect this person to know this thing, and he was completely dumbfounded.

"Then can I take revenge first?"

Sun Wukong asked cautiously, and then continued: "I'll come back when I have my revenge, is that okay?"

"Is this Monkey King going to make a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace?"

"Anchor, please live broadcast!"

"The live broadcast is causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace!"

"Seeking live +1"

"Seeking live +10086"

Xiao Feng looked at the barrage, then nodded: "Okay, you go!"

(End of this chapter)

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