The salted fish in the super seminary

Chapter 1 1. The wish of salted fish

In the eyes of its owner and parents, the name Cheng Xianyu is the couple's wish for their child - to become a talented person with high energy and a gentleman with a moral character like jade!

But in the eyes of others...

Once, Cheng Xianyu and her friends went to a black Internet cafe to surf the Internet.

At this time, someone in the Internet cafe suddenly shouted: "Damn! I lost the connection at a critical moment! Damn, I'm a salted fish!"

"Chengxianyu" in this case means almost the same as "waste".

Well, this is the daily life of Internet cafes.

But at this moment, Cheng Xianyu stood up and said, "Who called me?"

Cheng Xianyu?Into a salted fish? (Cantonese: Cheng Bacon)
Since then, Cheng Xianyu has been known as "Salted Fish".

Perhaps the eyes of the public are discerning. The "salted fish" who was teased or provoked by his companions and elders was long, and the "salted fish" was short. He actually became a "salted fish"...

He also had a time when he was arrogant and unrestrained. When his peers were still in elementary school, he was about to graduate from secondary school (sickness), because his arrogance was taught by many evil and bad children when he was in primary school. From then on, he learned the "tolerance secret method... ovum shrinkage".However, he still has better academic performance than them (inner arrogance).

After deciding to give up maintaining his arrogance, Cheng Xianyu discovered a hidden talent of his own. He found that almost any troubles he encountered could be easily resolved invisibly, that is - self-education.

Lost the money? Donate it (covering your heart)~
No one looks good-looking? We rely on our skills to make a living (pinching people)~
Declining academic performance? There are still a lot of people behind!

With this powerful talent, Cheng Xianyu finally became a salted fish!
Happy Salted Fish!Salted Fish Free!Long live salted fish!

Later, Cheng Xianyu was admitted to the local No. [-] high school by virtue of her mid-range grades in her class, and with proper effort, she was admitted to No. [-] high school with her mid-range grades in her class.However, after failing nearly half of his subjects in his first year of college, he witnessed the biggest lie ever told by his high school head teacher!

"You can play at the university you agreed to? You are a big liar, old class!"

During the night when the lights were turned on for tutoring, Cheng Xianyu kept asking herself, is she really happy?
Thinking back to the usual wasted time, the decline in grades, the lack of exercise, and the frequent practice of immortality, and the body that has become vain.

And that, I don't know when, he discovered the worried eyes of his parents.

I also thought of the reprimand from my brother and sister who hated iron and steel...

Also, when did he start, and gradually no longer dare to speak loudly in front of his father, when did the inferiority complex in his heart arise?
From that time when you failed English? Or from the last third in the class?
Or that time his father complained in front of him that life was not easy to start?
Usually, he always put on a nonchalant look in front of people, what grades? What love? What communication?
unnecessary!
When he was alone, he struggled with all this silently.

?
Do not!
He suddenly remembered that in fact, "salted fish" not only has the meaning of "lazy and lazy, not interested in anything", but also has other meanings...

And the meaning of "corpse"...

Yes, he is now more like a walking corpse, without any purpose, it can only occupy space for nothing, and can only wait for time to decay him...

but!

"I also want to be a reputable man who dares to take care of everything at home and do everything I want to do. I want to be as strong as the protagonist in a novel ~ invincible!"

His eyes were empty for a while, and he suddenly raised the corner of his mouth, and said with a smile: "Forget it, what are you doing thinking so much? Thinking too much will cause insomnia! Drink some milk and sleep!"

……

……

Cheng Xianyu turned over. In his sleep, he vaguely felt a sense of weightlessness, but only for a moment, he landed on the ground. It seemed that there was no abnormality except that the bed became a little harder. Salted fish, he is very sensitive to whether the environment is comfortable or not.

Uh? Did it fall to the ground?
At this moment, a sound was heard. "Dear friends, from now on, if someone sends an aircraft carrier, they will start dancing!"

It's so noisy!Is the upper bunk watching the live broadcast again early in the morning? But the voice of the anchor is so charming!Aha~ Si~ It's a bit cold, quilt, quilt, where did the quilt go, Cheng Xianyu swung his right hand and tried to feel the edge of the bed, but...he touched a silky cylinder-like body, and it felt good~

"Ah!~"

A scream woke up Cheng Xianyu in an instant.

"What's the situation?" Suddenly, the screaming stopped, and there was no more movement around him. He felt that everything was stilled at this moment...

"Congratulations, you have won the 'Super Seminary Lifetime Tour' award, and the 'Explorer System' will accompany you on this world tour." A neutral electronic synthesis sounded.

time travel?Super seminary? Adventurer system?Adventurer? EZ?Fist kiss son? Well developed, I don't have to be a salted fish anymore!
"The 'Explorer System' has been bound to read the user's life history...automatically select the 'Salted Fish Level Rookie Explorer Mode'."

Nani?!

"System? Come out!"

"Hello user! Is there anything I can do to help you? I can hear it when you think about it in your head, howl~"

"System flow, traversal, I understand everything, salted fish level rookie explorer mode... what the hell is this?"

"Hello, dear user, the salted fish level rookie explorer mode, this is the experience mode specially designed for you by the will of the universe to collect and interpret your life information through mysterious power, the most suitable experience mode for you, this mode is very scientific and reasonable , so that you can enjoy this journey more happily..."

"Stop stop! Can he make me as aggressive as ez?"

"No! This system has nothing to do with ez."

"...Can I start over and choose manually?"

"Dear user, this is not allowed!"

"why?"

"Oh ho ho ho, it's like this, because designing new models is what engineers do, I'm just a customer service! And engineers quit the group after designing the model!"

"Withdraw from the group?! Also, are you ~ customer service? So, are you a real person?"

"People? Be it! Our group provides one-to-one services."

"What function do you have?"

"We are here to help you, to play with you, to have fun with you, and our boss has designed some gameplay, and there are rewards for completion, which is very interesting!

"Oh, I remembered, system tasks, failures won't be erased, right?"

"How is it possible! You are our valued user! If you fail, there will be a consolation prize!"

"So good? Pie in the sky! Are you a troublemaker trying to harm me? What are your plans? Let the little one go!"

"Don't worry~ Our group is going to start a project, and now it's trial running. You are equivalent to an internal test user, and you have a total of several trillion people! If you play well, we will create a few tens of several megabytes. Selling the next amount is a big deal! Then, those of us who are part-timers can also get a little bit of oil and water. When we buy backup energy stars in the future, we will buy two at a time, use one by ourselves, and blow up another as a firework... … These days are beautiful~s~slip~~ If you play well, we will sell your holographic video records, and then you will be a big star in all dimensions. For example, your earth has a few years ago It's called 'anti-inflammatory drug' or something, isn't it also playing 666! Now! He also - debuted!"

"Si Guoyi!" Cheng Xianyu stared blankly.

"So, you must show off. If you play enough, I will be your manager and send you out, huh?"

"Being a celebrity is called out? Why do I feel a little weird? And... I've already (beep ~) become a salted fish-level rookie explorer, how can I show it off? I (beep~beep~)"

"Ah! That's right! Forget it, then hurry up and finish the game, so I can start the next round."

"..." Wanting to hit someone so much, Cheng Xianyu hammered his own head.

"Don't knock."

"Do you feel pain?"

"It will shake, and it will affect my watching the movie."

"..."

"It doesn't matter, anyway, you seem to be useful, what can you do for me?"

"Say in your mind: system interface."

Cheng Xianyu did as the customer service said.

ID: Cheng Xianyu
Race: human
Sex: Male
Age: 20
Muscle and bone: F
Energy: F
Patience: B
Items: Salted fish exclusive gift pack, rookie gift pack
skill:
Strong Adaptation (C) Passive: Great adaptability to the situation you face, Blessed by the Great Universe: It will produce mysterious effects in certain situations.Upgradable (0/1000)

Steady State (D) Passive: Greater resistance to abnormal states, the effect is greatly weakened in battle.Blessing from the Great Universe: It is said that chanting "This game is stable!" will have a better effect.Upgradable (0/100)

"I actually have a B, uh...why does it feel a bit weird?"

"Lucky customer, let me tell you that the salted fish level gift pack is an exclusive gift pack, not available in other modes. There is also a rookie gift pack, there will be surprises when you open it."

"Open the rookie gift bag first, and leave the special things behind. Sliu~"

"Tear~ Congratulations! Get rookie × 1"

Rookie
Muscle and bone: F-
Energy: C-
skill:
Vision Sharing (D) Active: Let others gain their vision, the distance is 100 meters, and consumes energy.Upgradable (0/100)

Hawkeye: False (D) Active: 1 meters fine detail, within [-]km, can see the target clearly.

Cheng Xianyu's whole body is broken. "I won't complain about the sound effect. There is a rookie in the rookie gift pack...although it's useful, but...the salted fish gift pack will also open a salted fish, right?"

"I don't know either! Open it and see?"

"Open!" Cheng Xianyu suddenly closed his eyes.

　Written for fun, a newcomer

　　Thanks for reminding the typo!

　　Because the novice is on the road, the front part may not be very good, but it will get better and better in the future.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)