The salted fish in the super seminary

Chapter 5 5. Foraging is part of the expedition
Cheng Xianyu swayed along the road and shouted in his head: "I want to complain! There is a problem with the quality of your travel service! Which travel agency have you ever seen throw tourists directly in the scenic area without giving them food? No drink, even the ID card is taken away! And the people in this scenic area are all yelling at the tourists!"

"Dear user, the tour group you mentioned still exists."

"How is it possible, who are you fooling?" Cheng Xianyu felt that he was being regarded as a fool, and he decided to refute the customer service after he replied to him.

"For example: Mr. Pei in your population on earth, he started filming Survival in the Wild, didn't he invite some celebrities to travel with the group?" The customer service said very calmly, "Foraging! This is also what the 'Explorer System' gives users experience content."

Cheng Xianyu actually forgot "Pei Ye"!This made him speechless, "But, when others participate in 'Survival in the Wild', wouldn't there be a Master Pei to teach them?"

"Dear user, you have wronged us! Didn't we explain all kinds of problems to you?"

"Your answer is all an afterthought. I won't tell you unless I ask you, or you just brought it in when you were mocking after the incident!" Cheng Xianyu said angrily.

"When did we use a sarcastic tone? You have to speak conscientiously!" The customer service was not happy anymore, and didn't even bother to say honorifics.

"Your tone didn't contain sarcasm, but your content did!"

"...Humph! Why am I mocking you? Don't you have a beep in your heart? I managed to grab a good job for a new project test. The manual of this system clearly says: Pass the strong ambitions possessed by people. , strong dissatisfaction with life, and good expectations for the future to choose users, but in the end, I met a salty fish like you, who needed physical strength but no physical strength, ambition but no ambition, and IQ but no IQ, so I could only waste An opportunity to buy a house with a rise in value and salary, you say, what kind of mood should I be enthusiastic about you? Shaking M?"

Cheng Xianyu could feel the sad and hesitant tone of the customer service, the lilac-like girl... was far away.

Could it be that I also had strong expectations for my own life at the time?Cheng Xianyu thought silently in her heart, even though Cheng Xianyu felt sorry for the "tragic" experience of the customer service (who do you think caused it? Can you show some face?), but!He felt compelled to say "But!"

"You said I have no physical strength! No ambition! Salted fish! I admit it! But!!..." Cheng Xianyu finally said the "but", "You mean I have no IQ, I absolutely disagree !Look at my operation just now, wow! Playing with the policewoman between applause..."

Cheng Xianyu was interrupted by the customer service before he finished speaking: "Come on, if you used 'rookie' earlier, you would have entered a dead end? And, why do you have to spend so much effort to show some operations? Just rely on skills Wouldn’t it be nice to let the policewoman eat ashes with the battery life? This is a novice task, okay? Send sub-questions!”

Cheng Xianyu felt a shock in his head, "Damn! I was despised!"

Cheng Xianyu felt that his IQ was being questioned, and originally wanted to resist again for the sake of dignity, but after a moment of thought, he suddenly "gurgled~". At this time, Cheng Xianyu instantly remembered the teachings of the primary school teacher: don't be ashamed to ask, you can correct your mistakes, there is nothing good, To endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens, to endure hardships and taste courage, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu, and the heavens will send great missions to Si people. They must first suffer from their will, their muscles and bones, and hunger. . . . . .

He decided to admit his mistake to the customer service first and ask for advice honestly, because first of all, he felt that he wanted to leave a good image of Chinese people in front of the aliens, not to embarrass the country, and secondly. . . .He is so hungry!I'm so hungry!I'm so hungry!Say important words three times.

"Master customer service, I know I was wrong! Please forgive me, I will definitely work hard to change in the future, actively and strive to perfectly complete the tasks assigned by the organization, show off the sky and show off the air, and I will definitely let the big boss see my light Let the adults get a promotion and raise your salary to buy a house, and then I will give you a pair of wings so that you can fly into the sky and stand side by side with the sun." Cheng Xianyu said, his eyes even shone with a light called enthusiasm.

Although the customer service didn't know why this salted fish suddenly became so respectful to him, usually he is respectful to others, but suddenly being flattered by others, it feels like being splashed with cold water on a hot summer day!Although I had an urge to beat up that person, I had to say, what a "cool" word this was, so I decided to give Cheng Xianyu a good face, and said, "Dear user, I'm sorry, we were the ones just now. Temper, I'm really sorry, it's great that you decide to make progress, we agree with you very much, and we are very optimistic about you, if there are any problems, we can teach you, we will try our best."

Cheng Xianyu said respectfully: "Thank you for your appreciation. Now the villain has a problem. May I ask: how can I solve the problem because the villain is very hungry?"

The customer service was affected by the atmosphere created by Cheng Xianyu's words and deeds, and seemed to regard himself as Mr. Kong Ming who was being questioned by Liu Bei: "Hehe, this matter is easy. Liang has three strategies for a long time ago, which can solve your confusion."

"The plan will come out?"

"One strategy is to use the posture of the king at this time to recruit the wealth of righteous people from all over the world."

"...What do you mean? It looks very powerful!" Cheng Xianyu thought for a while: "Attitude?" He looked at his attire, "Righteous man?... Are you asking me to beg for food?"

"Of course."

Cheng Xianyu endured the groaning in his mouth, but did not say anything, "Change to another one."

"The second strategy is to fill your stomach with salted fish in your pocket."

Cheng Xianyu thought about it again, took out the "Famous Knife-Yanqiu Knife" in the props bar, smelled the smell of sea water in the air, and felt his thirsty throat, "After eating this salted fish, I really The ones will be dehydrated into salted fish, no."

"The three strategies are to fish in troubled waters, get involved in banquets, and eat them~, but you can easily be driven away by watching the appearance of the king!"

Cheng Xianyu felt that he had run far enough, so he stopped. Listening to the customer service, he couldn't help but feel: "The world is so big, but I can't call it home." Sad, he always likes to look up at the starry sky when he is unhappy, although now It was just approaching dusk (tossing for a long time), but he still habitually looked up, but he found that he couldn't even see the sky, because he was blocked by a huge billboard on the way of life, he saw this evil Behind the billboard, he couldn't tear his eyes away all at once, his sorrow turned into grief, but it turned into ecstasy in an instant!
"I thought of it! I thought of it!" Cheng Xianyu cheered and shouted, completely indifferent to the sympathy, disgust, and disgust of the people around her.

It turned out that the billboard read: "Skull Bar: This bar is holding a masquerade party with a 'horror' theme today, and those who pass the cosplay - free of charge!!!" There is also a picture of a demon clown and a sign to the right.

"Dear user, you are really lucky!"

Cheng Xianyu stared at the glass of the street shop and looked at her attire.

His face was covered in blood, his body was muddy (it was stuck when he fell down twice), and some blood was also rubbed on his clothes. In addition, Cheng Xianyu's limbs seemed a little thin at this time, which made him feel a bit like a zombie.

Cheng Xianyu tugged at her mouth, drooling unceasingly, almost bursting out of the embankment
It's more like that now.
. . . . . .

When Qilin drove to the apartment downstairs where Wei Qi was handling the case, she saw Wei Qi arguing with an aunt and a beautiful woman with a cat ear headdress.

"I really saw him jump off the stairs, and then he disappeared. Look at this pool of blood! Why don't you believe it!" The aunt shouted anxiously.

"We didn't report a false alarm!" The beauty with the cat ear headdress also said to this.

The surrounding melon eaters also echoed: "Yes, yes."

The corner of Wei Qi's mouth twitched, and he said, "But look at this puddle of blood, what kind of guy can still live after bleeding so much? You say that the person is gone, can the corpse run away by itself?" said He also pointed to the pool of blood left by Cheng Xianyu.

Because Cheng Xianyu wore it while he was sleeping, so he only wore underpants and a vest, so he couldn't absorb much blood at all, and the wound on his body had already stopped bleeding and scabbed. He landed on the front door, and there was no blood on his feet. And what can fall off the body is only two or three times away, so there is no so-called blood trace method. . . . . .

However, Qi Lin, who came here at this time, always felt similar to her own experience when she heard the disappearance of the corpse, so she said, "Wei Qi, what they said may be true."

Wei Qi found out that Qilin was back, and when she heard her say this, she thought that she didn't want him to get entangled in this kind of thing, but for the sake of her own principles, she still responded: "Qilin, this kind of thing can't be condoned!"

Qilin sighed: "I also encountered a similar thing before. That bloody guy was obviously killed by me by mistake, but the body disappeared when he turned around! I suspect that these two incidents belong to the same person. "

The corner of Wei Qi's mouth twitched again: "You...are you sure you're not telling a ghost story?"

"Okay! I'll report to the superior. You go back to the bureau and put the car away. I'll go back by myself. I still have action with Sister Weilan tonight!" Qilin was in a bad mood today, and she glanced at him With one glance, a decision was made.

Wei Qi thought about it for a while, then decided not to struggle anymore, agreed, and drove away.

Qilin looked at the leaving police car, picked up her mobile phone and dialed a number: "Miss Weilan? Tonight's goal is to call the 'Skull Bar', right?"

Qilin completely forgot about Bao Weiqi's life...a moment of silence for him...

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