The Supreme Being of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 85
After Qin Ye came out, he was happy.

Wei Zhongdao was inside, and he couldn't hide it from him.The only thing to consider now is how to get Wei Zhongdao out.

It would be too cheap for Wei Zhongdao to send a few people in and get it out.

With a thought in Qin Ye's mind, he thought of a good way.So he showed his hand to Zhang Liao.

Zhang Liao walked over and said solemnly: "My lord, is the latrine not clean? Or I will go and set up the big tent and guard myself for my lord."

Qin Ye felt very relieved, but it was still his own heart, it was so strenuous to poop and pee.Qin Ye said: "I'm not looking for a hut for myself, but a convenient place for the soldiers. I found that many soldiers are convenient everywhere. This is not good. Not to mention polluting the environment, what will the common people think of us?"

"It's better to solve it all at once in this hut, and leave the farmyard manure, which is more or less a contribution to the people."

Zhang Liao was shocked, thinking that there were only a dozen families in this small mountain village, and 500 people came here in a hurry.He saluted with admiration, "The lord loves the people like a son, I have thought of this, Liao is ashamed."

Ever since, five hundred soldiers came to line up outside the hut.

………………

Wei Zhongdao hid in the pit of the latrine, and listened to the movement outside through the gap of squatting.Suddenly he found that there was no movement, and he was overjoyed.Although the environment is very bad, but he is still happy. "Qin Mengjie can't catch me, he must be furious."

As long as it can make Qin Ye unhappy, even if it is only a little bit, Wei Zhongdao will be very happy.

Just as he was thinking, a stream of water suddenly poured into the pit.

Wei Zhongdao was taken aback, how could there be water?

Looking at the color of the water, Nima is yellow.

Damn it, this is urine!

After Wei Zhongdao learned the source of the water flow, he couldn't help but his face changed drastically.But he was already a dead pig, not afraid of boiling water, so he immediately felt relieved.Isn't it just peeing, peeing casually.As long as you can survive, are you afraid of urinating?

Then the water column continued.

Sometimes only one jet of water comes down, and sometimes, four or five jets of water come down.

Apparently, it wasn't just a pee.

Wei Zhongdao went crazy.

what's the situation?
Why are so many people peeing?

When Wei Zhongdao entered the village, he took a special look at it.There are only a dozen households in this mountain village, and every household has a latrine. How could it be possible for everyone to pee in a latrine?

Is there a banquet?

Don't talk nonsense, what kind of banquet does the poor have.

Wei Zhongdao couldn't figure it out, but it was true that there was a continuous flow of water.I watched as the urine overflowed my ankle, reached my calf, and began to move towards my thigh.

He was completely bewildered.

Outside, soldiers trapped in the camp lined up to piss.

As for Wei Zhongdao inside the latrine, urine overflowed his chest just as he watched.He was shocked and horrified, how many people would need to urinate to produce such a big effect, the amount is really too big.

I want to persist, persistence is victory.

Wei Zhongdao cheered for himself, he can endure everything now, just to survive, just to make Qin Ye suffer.

Crashing 'singing' sound.

Wei Zhongdao closed his eyes, his whole body was soaked in urine, only one head was exposed.He didn't dare to open his eyes. When he opened his eyes, he could see a piece of white foam floating over.Some broke quickly, but some clung to him, hanging around him.

This shit also has proteinuria.

Wei Zhongdao cried, and felt that he was going to die and would be drowned in the latrine.The first son of an aristocratic family who did not drown in urine!
But he quickly comforted himself that everything is for survival, and he still doesn't believe it, can he still be full of urine?No one can do the thing of spilling urine.Therefore, even if there is only a slight gap, he can breathe.

outside.

"Report, my lord, it's almost full? Still... still peeing?" The officer chief rushed to report.

Qin Ye was shocked, the hut was closed and there was only one entrance and exit.Wei Zhongdao didn't come out, so he must still be in the latrine.I was almost full of urine, but it didn't come out.This young man is really scary. You said that you have this kind of perseverance, and it would be great to use it in other good places. It is really useless to use it in this kind of time.

"Continue to urinate, I still don't believe it won't come out." Qin Ye said coldly.

"??"

Zhang Liao and the others were stunned, what's going on?
Seeing everyone's expressions, Qin Ye explained, "Wei Zhongdao should be in the latrine..."

"!!!"

Everyone was even more shocked, they looked at each other, Wei Zhongdao was in the latrine!impossible!For them, this is simply shocking news.

The officer-in-chief conveyed the Lord's order again.

"I've already peed once, don't pee tight!" a soldier said.

"Shake a few drops if you don't mind, this is the Lord's order." The officer said.

"My lord's order?"

"That's right, my lord said, since we can't find Wei Zhongdao, maybe we'll urinate once we soak it."

what?

I heard right.

Can pee out?

You have to know that you can't find it all over the mountains and plains. If you can urinate like this, wouldn't you become a god?

In fact, the officer was also very puzzled, how could it be possible to urinate?He waved his hand and said to the soldiers: "You are not a god, maybe you can really urinate, if you tell you to urinate, you will urinate, what a waste."

Well, do what the leader tells you to do, pee as you please, squeeze a couple of drops if you don't have one, there will always be some squeezes.

The soldiers all urinate, but they don't believe that Wei Zhongdao can be urinated.

Finally, the latrine is full.

Wei Zhongdao raised his head, his nose was already soaked with urine.He was shocked, he didn't expect these Qinye soldiers to be such rubbish.The dunima is full, and you still pee, can't you find another place to pee?

At first, he thought that people would stop coming here to urinate when it was almost full. After all, it was common sense, and everyone would think so and would do so.I didn't expect Qin Ye's soldiers to be so unqualified.

I go out and I die.

If I don't go out, I will die too.

Wei Zhongdao is in the battle between heaven and man.

However, soon, there was a urging from the lungs, and the body urgently needed oxygen.

I will endure…….

outside.

"Report to the lord, the pit is full, no... no one came up." The officer reported truthfully.

Everyone had unacceptable expressions, not because they couldn't accept that there was no one, but because they couldn't accept that the lord said there were people inside.

Isn't this nonsense.

With the wisdom of the lord, how could it be possible to talk about this kind of balls?Too bad.

At this time Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang came back dejectedly. They searched the whole village again, but they still couldn't find Wei Zhongdao.

"What are you doing? The latrine is overflowing, it's all flowing outside, and you're still peeing?" Zhuge Liang was very dissatisfied.

"The lord has said that he can urinate Wei Zhongdao."

"!!!"

Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang were shocked. It seemed that the boss was mad with anger.

Sima Yi ran over with concern, "Brother, you'd better take a break and catch Wei Zhongdao sooner or later. It's impossible for him to be in this hut. You need to divert your attention to avoid getting sick..."

Everyone nodded their heads as chickens eating rice, fearing that Qin Ye would lose his mind.In their view, saying that Wei Zhongdao is in the latrine is already a sign of insanity.

"Wei Zhongdao must be inside, he will come out soon." Qin Ye said.

Looking at his serious appearance, everyone had the urge to vomit blood.

(End of this chapter)