Mind-reading girl is a little cute

Chapter 15 Wisdom Fighting Aunt Zhang

Chapter 15 Wisdom Fighting Aunt Zhang

An An came over in time to pour cold water: "Sister, you promised Ma Yonghong to help her steal the contract, but you also promised that old fat woman, Aunt Zhang, you will leave tomorrow, right?"

Yes, my home is in a corner of the mountain, about ten kilometers away from Ou Town. If I go back now, I will be caught by those old mothers who are addicted to gambling and destroying the three views. for the sake.

If they wanted to come out in the future, even if they didn't stop them, it would be very troublesome to run back and forth with their own pair of fleshy legs, so Dongfang Mingzhu felt a little annoyed when she heard what An An said.

Oriental Pearl sat on a chair, put her hands on the table and rested her cheeks, meditating:

"I have to try my best to convince Aunt Zhang to let me stay here for a few more days, but how can I convince her? That old fat woman is a hard-core guy who has no sympathy at all. .”

An An is indeed the roundworm in the belly of the Oriental Pearl. She knew what she was thinking immediately, so she suggested with a smile: "Sister, find out her weaknesses, use your strengths as a mentally handicapped underage girl, and strive to hit one hit. I, An An, will support you unconditionally." You, hee hee..."

"Yes, this girl doesn't believe in fighting wits and courage. I can't beat a fat old woman like a beautiful girl who loves flowers and flowers when I see people and drives a car." Dongfang Mingzhu slapped her thigh, so happy that she even teased An An She is automatically blocked for underage mentally handicapped girls.

Sure enough, in the early morning of the next day, Aunt Zhang arrived without exception with a big broom to drive away people, but before she habitually put her hands on her hips, Dongfang Mingzhu walked over with a bright face and affectionately held her hands. Her arm, sneered and said numbly:
"Aha... Aunt Zhang, why did you lose so much weight after missing you overnight?"

After finishing speaking, he still clicked his tongue and shook his head, as if it was true.

"Really?" Sure enough, Aunt Zhang was caught in the trick, and she was overjoyed, and immediately pushed the broom in her hand to the ground, supported her chubby cheeks with one hand, and scratched her head to make a pose.

Both An An and Oriental Pearl felt that they were about to vomit, and An An simply laughed out loud. Anyway, except for Oriental Pearl, no one else could hear its laughter.

But Dongfang Mingzhu was in a lot of trouble. Her small face the size of a slap was flushed, and she was about to suffer from internal injuries. As a last resort, she had to fake cough a few times, snatched her big broom from Aunt Zhang, and swept it hard. Get up, and then slowly cover up the smile on your stomach.

"Hey, hello... Bear boy paper, what do you want to do? If you want to stay for a few more days, then I tell you, there are no doors!"

Dongfang Mingzhu's face was covered with black lines immediately, thinking: "This old fat woman's eyes are too poisonous, can she see through them like this?"

An An simply broke out unscrupulously, laughing loudly, her intestines were knotted.

"Hehehe... Auntie Zhang, who is so beautiful and lovely, can't she be flexible?" Dongfang Mingzhu asked solemnly, tilting her head in a doggy manner.

"No, just can't, you will get out of here immediately, don't let me be criticized by Principal Tong."

"Okay, do you dare to agree, I will immediately climb up to the top floor, spread my arms like Ma Yonghong, and jump down with all my strength... If you say that your Aunt Zhang forced me to jump, I will never let you go even if I am a ghost!" No, it's going to be tough soon.

Sure enough, Aunt Zhang turned pale with shock when she heard the words, but this trick soon became useless, and she said coldly:
"Okay, use your strength when jumping, remember to get rid of it once and for all, don't fall half dead, paralyzed on the bed for the rest of your life, no one to poop and urinate, then every day should be called ineffective , I regret it too late. Hehe..."

"Tch, Aunt Zhang, I've seen a lot of bad guys, why haven't I seen someone as bad as you?"

Of course, Dongfang Mingzhu didn't dare to say these words, she just slandered her in her heart, then threw the broom in her hand, walked up to Aunt Zhang with a mournful face, and said pitifully: :

"I just finished the exam, and I don't want to go back. You know, if I don't do well in the exam, my parents will not only beat me, but also call me stupid for being a pig, and even push all the work in the field to me. , woo woo woo..."

After finishing speaking, Dongfang Mingzhu covered her small face with her hands and cried with tears and snot, but she looked at Aunt Zhang secretly through her fingernails with her eyes rolling around.

An An was sweating immediately, and asked, "Sister, are you here for real?"

"If she doesn't accept this trick again, then I will use my mind reading skills to scare her by telling some bad things she has done in the past, and see if she agrees?"

At this moment, Aunt Zhang said with a dark old face: "Okay, okay, brat, you can stay for a few days, but you must not tell others?"

Oriental Pearl was so happy that she jumped three feet high and then six feet away: "Thank you, Aunt Zhang, I knew you had a sharp mouth and a bean curd heart!"

Aunt Zhang waved the big broom and muttered: "I've never seen such a person, who doesn't go back home, what's so good here? I'm not even afraid of people jumping off the building!"

(End of this chapter)

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