The super god lottery system of the glory of the king
Chapter 378 You Have a Hat on Your Head
Chapter 378 You Have a Hat on Your Head
"You ride a horse..."
Hearing Chen Hao's words, the complacent expression on Qian Qingfeng's face suddenly disappeared.
Why couldn't he hear that Chen Hao was cursing his TV station for not having ratings in a different direction, and he had a calm smile on his face from beginning to end, which made people feel very uncomfortable watching it.
"Okay, you can do it, you boy wait for me, I'll call someone over now!"
Qian Qingfeng cursed, took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call.
"Go ahead." Chen Hao yawned and said fearlessly.
Xia Qian tugged at Chen Hao's sleeve, and said in a low voice: "He's about to call someone, I think it's better to forget it, there are still a few empty parking spaces over there, I'll park the car there. "
"It's okay, no matter how many people he calls over, in the end, he will obediently give up the parking space."
Hearing Chen Hao's words, Qian Qingfeng paused his hand while pressing the dial key, and said with a sneer: "Boy, you can pretend to be on a horse, why do you say that I will give up the parking space? With this ridiculous bullshit you're bragging about?"
"To tell you the truth, I know divination." Chen Hao said solemnly.
"Divination? Hahaha!"
Qian Qingfeng exchanged glances with the woman in the black skirt beside him, and burst into deafening laughter.
After laughing enough, he raised his eyebrows and said disdainfully: "You said you can divination, so why don't you make a calculation for yourself, if you do not go out today, you will be beaten up?"
"The eight characters have not been written yet, you should write the turtle characters first."
Chen Hao smiled, pretending to be mysterious and said: "If you don't believe me, I'll do the math for you."
Qian Qingfeng definitely didn't believe it. Seeing Chen Hao's serious appearance, he sneered and said, "The acting is as real as it is, so tell me, what have you figured out?"
"Cough cough."
Chen Hao coughed, stared at Qian Qingfeng's crotch twice, and then pretended to be surprised and shouted: "I wipe?!"
Chen Hao's cry directly shocked Qian Qingfeng, he stared at his eyes and scolded: "The horse rider is startled, tell me quickly, what have you figured out?"
"Hey~"
Chen Hao sighed, pretending to be worried and said: "I'm sorry, something is wrong!"
Qian Qingfeng was bewildered: "What's the matter?"
"I figured out that you often feel kidney deficiency recently, especially after overwork, sore waist and legs, lack of energy, as if your body has been hollowed out, I suggest that you should buy more boxes of Huiyuan Shenbao Tablets to replenish all the kidney overdraft. return."
"Paralyzed."
Only now did Qian Qingfeng realize that he was played by Chen Hao.
But thinking about it carefully, what Chen Hao said was not wrong. In the past few years, he obviously felt that when he was doing things in bed, his physical strength was not as good as before.
However, he is only in his forties, so even if he really has kidney deficiency, he would not admit it in front of outsiders.
"It's just nonsense!"
Chen Hao smiled and continued: "Isn't divination the truth? You're still angry when I tell the truth."
"What kind of truth is this? You're just a slippery kid. See if I don't find someone to kill you!"
"Your Orange TV's ratings haven't been very good recently, and there are frequent hosts switching jobs. I don't mind giving you another piece of advice on your channel's future."
Hearing that Chen Hao mentioned Orange TV, Qian Qingfeng paused again when he dialed the phone.
Anyway, he is not in a hurry to kill people for a while, but he really wants to hear what Chen Hao can pretend to be this time.
"Then you should do the math. If you talk nonsense again, I'll find someone to kill you right away!"
"Yes." Chen Hao nodded with a smile.
Xia Qian on the side tugged Chen Hao's arm worriedly, and asked uncertainly, "Hey, do you really know how to divination? Isn't that superstitious? How can you believe it?"
"Believe me."
Chen Hao stared at Xia Qian's big clear eyes for two seconds, and then said to Qian Qingfeng, "But before I can tell you, I need to sing a song first."
"Sing? What song?" Qian Qingfeng was completely taken aback by Chen Hao's words.
If you are on a horse, hurry up if you want to divination, talk a lot of gaudy nonsense, and now you say you are going to sing, isn't this just a joke?
Chen Hao coughed, cleared his throat, and then sang in front of Xia Qian and the others.
"Twinkle twinkle little stars, how I wonder where you are.
Put it in the sky to shine brightly, like stars blinking~"
If it wasn't for the skills given by the system, it would be too foolish. If he had to sing "Little Star" before using the divination skills, then Chen Hao would definitely not be able to sing.
After all, when he sang this childish children's song, he himself felt a pain in the ass.
"Are you finished?" Qian Qingfeng asked mockingly after Chen Hao finished singing.
Originally, he thought that Chen Hao's behavior of suddenly coming to sing a song was already very stupid, but now when he heard that the song he was going to sing was actually a childish song, the smile on his face couldn't stop for a second down.
After singing the song, when Chen Hao looked at Qian Qingfeng again, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked.
"Now, I'm going to start divination for you."
"Tell me, I want to see what you can make up this time!" Qian Qingfeng said disdainfully.
Chen Hao smiled, pretending to be sympathetic and said: "There is unfortunate news."
"What sad news?"
"You must have a green hat on your head."
Qian Qingfeng didn't realize the meaning of Chen Hao's words for a while, so he raised his hand specially, touched the top of his head, and said disdainfully: "Hmph, there is a fart hat, it's completely nonsense!"
The woman in the black skirt next to her looked a little ugly, she reminded in a low voice: "Director, what he meant by this is that you have been cheated..."
"Being green, how is it possible? My wife and I have always had a good relationship." Qian Qingfeng was full of disbelief.
Chen Hao pointed to the mobile phone in Qian Qingfeng's hand, and said with a smile: "If you don't believe me, you can call your wife now to confirm."
"Hmph, just hit!"
After Qian Qingfeng spoke, he called his wife.
"Hey, wife, where are you? Why is there a man panting beside you?"
"Oh, you're at the gym, are you on the treadmill right now?"
Qian Qingfeng looked at Chen Hao, showing off in his eyes.
After that, he continued to say into the phone: "It's okay, I just asked casually, you just had your hair done yesterday, and you went to the gym today, don't get tired."
The next second, Qian Qingfeng's hand holding the phone suddenly trembled, and his face also turned into an ugly pig liver color.
"Are you really on the treadmill? You think I can't hear..."
He wanted to say something into the phone, but the other end of the phone had already been hung up, leaving only Qian Qingfeng standing there in a daze, almost crying in public.
I figured it out, the cuties who tipped today can find money and girlfriends when they go out~
(End of this chapter)
"You ride a horse..."
Hearing Chen Hao's words, the complacent expression on Qian Qingfeng's face suddenly disappeared.
Why couldn't he hear that Chen Hao was cursing his TV station for not having ratings in a different direction, and he had a calm smile on his face from beginning to end, which made people feel very uncomfortable watching it.
"Okay, you can do it, you boy wait for me, I'll call someone over now!"
Qian Qingfeng cursed, took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call.
"Go ahead." Chen Hao yawned and said fearlessly.
Xia Qian tugged at Chen Hao's sleeve, and said in a low voice: "He's about to call someone, I think it's better to forget it, there are still a few empty parking spaces over there, I'll park the car there. "
"It's okay, no matter how many people he calls over, in the end, he will obediently give up the parking space."
Hearing Chen Hao's words, Qian Qingfeng paused his hand while pressing the dial key, and said with a sneer: "Boy, you can pretend to be on a horse, why do you say that I will give up the parking space? With this ridiculous bullshit you're bragging about?"
"To tell you the truth, I know divination." Chen Hao said solemnly.
"Divination? Hahaha!"
Qian Qingfeng exchanged glances with the woman in the black skirt beside him, and burst into deafening laughter.
After laughing enough, he raised his eyebrows and said disdainfully: "You said you can divination, so why don't you make a calculation for yourself, if you do not go out today, you will be beaten up?"
"The eight characters have not been written yet, you should write the turtle characters first."
Chen Hao smiled, pretending to be mysterious and said: "If you don't believe me, I'll do the math for you."
Qian Qingfeng definitely didn't believe it. Seeing Chen Hao's serious appearance, he sneered and said, "The acting is as real as it is, so tell me, what have you figured out?"
"Cough cough."
Chen Hao coughed, stared at Qian Qingfeng's crotch twice, and then pretended to be surprised and shouted: "I wipe?!"
Chen Hao's cry directly shocked Qian Qingfeng, he stared at his eyes and scolded: "The horse rider is startled, tell me quickly, what have you figured out?"
"Hey~"
Chen Hao sighed, pretending to be worried and said: "I'm sorry, something is wrong!"
Qian Qingfeng was bewildered: "What's the matter?"
"I figured out that you often feel kidney deficiency recently, especially after overwork, sore waist and legs, lack of energy, as if your body has been hollowed out, I suggest that you should buy more boxes of Huiyuan Shenbao Tablets to replenish all the kidney overdraft. return."
"Paralyzed."
Only now did Qian Qingfeng realize that he was played by Chen Hao.
But thinking about it carefully, what Chen Hao said was not wrong. In the past few years, he obviously felt that when he was doing things in bed, his physical strength was not as good as before.
However, he is only in his forties, so even if he really has kidney deficiency, he would not admit it in front of outsiders.
"It's just nonsense!"
Chen Hao smiled and continued: "Isn't divination the truth? You're still angry when I tell the truth."
"What kind of truth is this? You're just a slippery kid. See if I don't find someone to kill you!"
"Your Orange TV's ratings haven't been very good recently, and there are frequent hosts switching jobs. I don't mind giving you another piece of advice on your channel's future."
Hearing that Chen Hao mentioned Orange TV, Qian Qingfeng paused again when he dialed the phone.
Anyway, he is not in a hurry to kill people for a while, but he really wants to hear what Chen Hao can pretend to be this time.
"Then you should do the math. If you talk nonsense again, I'll find someone to kill you right away!"
"Yes." Chen Hao nodded with a smile.
Xia Qian on the side tugged Chen Hao's arm worriedly, and asked uncertainly, "Hey, do you really know how to divination? Isn't that superstitious? How can you believe it?"
"Believe me."
Chen Hao stared at Xia Qian's big clear eyes for two seconds, and then said to Qian Qingfeng, "But before I can tell you, I need to sing a song first."
"Sing? What song?" Qian Qingfeng was completely taken aback by Chen Hao's words.
If you are on a horse, hurry up if you want to divination, talk a lot of gaudy nonsense, and now you say you are going to sing, isn't this just a joke?
Chen Hao coughed, cleared his throat, and then sang in front of Xia Qian and the others.
"Twinkle twinkle little stars, how I wonder where you are.
Put it in the sky to shine brightly, like stars blinking~"
If it wasn't for the skills given by the system, it would be too foolish. If he had to sing "Little Star" before using the divination skills, then Chen Hao would definitely not be able to sing.
After all, when he sang this childish children's song, he himself felt a pain in the ass.
"Are you finished?" Qian Qingfeng asked mockingly after Chen Hao finished singing.
Originally, he thought that Chen Hao's behavior of suddenly coming to sing a song was already very stupid, but now when he heard that the song he was going to sing was actually a childish song, the smile on his face couldn't stop for a second down.
After singing the song, when Chen Hao looked at Qian Qingfeng again, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked.
"Now, I'm going to start divination for you."
"Tell me, I want to see what you can make up this time!" Qian Qingfeng said disdainfully.
Chen Hao smiled, pretending to be sympathetic and said: "There is unfortunate news."
"What sad news?"
"You must have a green hat on your head."
Qian Qingfeng didn't realize the meaning of Chen Hao's words for a while, so he raised his hand specially, touched the top of his head, and said disdainfully: "Hmph, there is a fart hat, it's completely nonsense!"
The woman in the black skirt next to her looked a little ugly, she reminded in a low voice: "Director, what he meant by this is that you have been cheated..."
"Being green, how is it possible? My wife and I have always had a good relationship." Qian Qingfeng was full of disbelief.
Chen Hao pointed to the mobile phone in Qian Qingfeng's hand, and said with a smile: "If you don't believe me, you can call your wife now to confirm."
"Hmph, just hit!"
After Qian Qingfeng spoke, he called his wife.
"Hey, wife, where are you? Why is there a man panting beside you?"
"Oh, you're at the gym, are you on the treadmill right now?"
Qian Qingfeng looked at Chen Hao, showing off in his eyes.
After that, he continued to say into the phone: "It's okay, I just asked casually, you just had your hair done yesterday, and you went to the gym today, don't get tired."
The next second, Qian Qingfeng's hand holding the phone suddenly trembled, and his face also turned into an ugly pig liver color.
"Are you really on the treadmill? You think I can't hear..."
He wanted to say something into the phone, but the other end of the phone had already been hung up, leaving only Qian Qingfeng standing there in a daze, almost crying in public.
I figured it out, the cuties who tipped today can find money and girlfriends when they go out~
(End of this chapter)
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