The super god lottery system of the glory of the king
Chapter 58 Call an ambulance
Chapter 58 Call an ambulance
Zhou Hangfei saw that Wang Beiqiang directly picked up the fruit knife to slash his wrist, and felt that even if he missed Chen Hao with the three knives just now, he didn't have to go crazy and commit suicide by cutting his wrist.
"Brother Qiang, what are you doing?" Zhou Hangfei asked very puzzled.
Wang Bei shook the fruit knife twice, and said triumphantly: "Hmph, anyway, this is a broken knife that can't kill people. I want to try the feeling of being cut by this knife. It must be very pretentious."
"Brother Qiang, after you say that, I want to try it too. When you finish chopping and give me the knife, I will chop it a few times too, to feel the beauty of pretending to be aggressive." Zhou Hangfei said enviously.
Chen Hao almost died laughing when he heard the conversation between Zhou Hangfei and Wang Beiqiang. You must know that the reason why he was slashed three times was all right because he was protected by Liu Bang's shield, which is half the quality of a fruit knife. Money doesn't matter.
But now, seeing that Chen Hao was fined three times, these two dudes thought it was really a problem with the fruit knife, and they rushed to use the knife to slash their own wrists. They are not pure-bred idiots, but can they be? What?
"Damn it, don't cut it, this knife is very sharp, if you really cut it down, you will probably hang up." Chen Hao reminded kindly.
Although Zhou Hangfei and Wang Beiqiang were very upset with Chen Hao and tried every means to kill him, but Chen Hao couldn't help reminding them kindly when he saw that they were going to self-mutilate.
As a strong man, his pity for the weak is not because he is really kind, but because he feels that even if the two of them exist, they will not pose too much threat to him, and they can even bring a lot of fun to life.
"Brother Qiang, this kid must be trying to pretend to be alone, and now he is jealous when he sees us. We must not believe his nonsense anymore." Zhou Hangfei thought he was witty.
Wang Beiqiang agreed with Zhou Hangfei's words very much, he sneered and said to Chen Hao: "Huh, hot chicken, don't try to lie to me this time, I'm going to chop it in front of you now, watch out, you can pretend to force us I will also pretend!"
"Brother Qiang, stop talking nonsense with this kid, cut it quickly, I can't wait." Zhou Hangfei urged.
Chen Hao was speechless when he heard the conversation between these two dudes nearby. He didn't expect him to remind him kindly, but he was misunderstood by Wang Beiqiang and Zhou Hangfei. Seeing Wang Beiqiang's movement of swinging the knife, Chen Hao Knowing that this time he really couldn't stop it.
If this knife is swung down, it must be a little different from the usual time when cutting watermelon, but Chen Hao knew that if the knife was really cut on the wrist, blood and flesh would definitely splatter, so he turned his head on purpose and did not look at the bloody one. scene.
"Haha, here we come!"
The expression on Wang Beiqiang's face right now was so excited, he swung the fruit knife and slashed hard at the top of his left wrist.
But in less than a second, the proud expression on Wang Beiqiang's face suddenly became extremely painful. He threw away the fruit knife full of blood in his hand with a "bang", and let out bursts of miserable pig squealing in pain.
"Aww, my paralyzed hand is about to break, call an ambulance!"
Hearing the sound of the knife falling to the ground, Chen Hao turned his head and saw that the arm covered by Wang Beiqiang was already bloody and bloody. Really separated, blood kept dripping to the ground.
"Hey, Comrade Xiaoqiang, I have already reminded you not to die. You are not as handsome as I am. If you pretend to be aggressive, you will definitely be punished by God~"
Zhou Hangfei was waiting on the side complacently, but now seeing Wang Beiqiang screaming in pain, his face turned pale, and he almost peed in fright.
Wang Beiqiang just said clearly that this knife can't kill people, why did he just cut it now, his left hand was almost crippled, and at the same time he secretly rejoiced, fortunately he didn't rush to cut his hand with the knife just now, otherwise it would be painful now The only person is him.
"Why are you still standing there in paralysis, call an ambulance for me quickly!" Wang Beiqiang cried out in pain.
Zhou Hangfei was so scared that his legs were weak now. He took out his mobile phone but couldn't remember the phone number of the ambulance. He couldn't remember it after pressing the phone for a long time.
"Call 120 for paralysis, I was really hurt by you this time!" Wang Beiqiang wanted to cry but had no tears.
While Zhou Hangfei was calling for an ambulance, Chen Hao turned around and took a taxi to go home. He had no interest in watching the excitement, not to mention that it was getting dark now, and he was going home to study.
This bastard Wang Beiqiang was taken to the hospital, and he probably won't be able to get out for a while. During this time, Chen Hao felt that Zhou Hangfei didn't dare to continue to find someone to kill him. It can be quiet for a while.
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After taking a taxi back home, Chen Hao ran straight to the room, and when he opened his schoolbag, he suddenly remembered that the sanitary napkin that was supposed to be given to Zhou Qingyan during the day was still in the schoolbag.
Obviously, after Chen Hao helped Zhou Qingyan put on the sanitary napkin, Zhou Qingyan didn't dare to look directly at Chen Hao in class today. Even if she met her eyes inadvertently occasionally, Zhou Qingyan shyly glanced away immediately.
"Hey, think about the teacher's expression is really cute~" Chen Hao held a sanitary napkin, a pure smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Dong Dong—" At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
It was too late when Chen Hao turned his head, Wang Yulin, a girl in a nightgown, pushed the door open and walked in with a plate of fruit salad.
Just now when Chen Hao entered the door, he just left the door behind, so the door was not closed. After Wang Yulin knocked on the door, he saw that the door was ajar, so he pushed the door open and walked into Chen Hao's room.
"Ah!—" Seeing Chen Hao holding a pack of Hushubao sanitary napkins in his hand, Wang Yulin screamed in fright.
"Cough cough."
The expression on Chen Hao's face was so painful. When Wang Yulin opened the door and came in, he had no chance to put the sanitary napkin back into his school bag, so the girl saw it as soon as he held it in his hand.
The girl simply didn't call Chen Hao a pervert, otherwise if Zhou Meifeng who was watching TV downstairs heard it, she would think that Chen Hao did something inappropriate to Wang Yulin.
"Well... Brother Chen Hao, I didn't close the door, so I just walked in." Wang Yulin said with a red face.
In this situation, not only Wang Yulin was shy, but even Chen Hao, an old driver, expressed embarrassment. After all, men definitely don't use sanitary napkins, and he couldn't find a reason to justify being bumped into.
Wang Yulin put the fruit on the table and did not leave in a hurry. Instead, she leaned against the table and asked cautiously, "Brother Chen Hao, why did you buy sanitary napkins?"
"I..." Chen Hao scratched his head and was speechless for a moment in embarrassment.
Thank you Brother Feidao for your reward, you are the most obscene, anyone who has a recommendation vote will vote, and those who are capable will give a reward, with your support, the update will be more motivated~·
(End of this chapter)
Zhou Hangfei saw that Wang Beiqiang directly picked up the fruit knife to slash his wrist, and felt that even if he missed Chen Hao with the three knives just now, he didn't have to go crazy and commit suicide by cutting his wrist.
"Brother Qiang, what are you doing?" Zhou Hangfei asked very puzzled.
Wang Bei shook the fruit knife twice, and said triumphantly: "Hmph, anyway, this is a broken knife that can't kill people. I want to try the feeling of being cut by this knife. It must be very pretentious."
"Brother Qiang, after you say that, I want to try it too. When you finish chopping and give me the knife, I will chop it a few times too, to feel the beauty of pretending to be aggressive." Zhou Hangfei said enviously.
Chen Hao almost died laughing when he heard the conversation between Zhou Hangfei and Wang Beiqiang. You must know that the reason why he was slashed three times was all right because he was protected by Liu Bang's shield, which is half the quality of a fruit knife. Money doesn't matter.
But now, seeing that Chen Hao was fined three times, these two dudes thought it was really a problem with the fruit knife, and they rushed to use the knife to slash their own wrists. They are not pure-bred idiots, but can they be? What?
"Damn it, don't cut it, this knife is very sharp, if you really cut it down, you will probably hang up." Chen Hao reminded kindly.
Although Zhou Hangfei and Wang Beiqiang were very upset with Chen Hao and tried every means to kill him, but Chen Hao couldn't help reminding them kindly when he saw that they were going to self-mutilate.
As a strong man, his pity for the weak is not because he is really kind, but because he feels that even if the two of them exist, they will not pose too much threat to him, and they can even bring a lot of fun to life.
"Brother Qiang, this kid must be trying to pretend to be alone, and now he is jealous when he sees us. We must not believe his nonsense anymore." Zhou Hangfei thought he was witty.
Wang Beiqiang agreed with Zhou Hangfei's words very much, he sneered and said to Chen Hao: "Huh, hot chicken, don't try to lie to me this time, I'm going to chop it in front of you now, watch out, you can pretend to force us I will also pretend!"
"Brother Qiang, stop talking nonsense with this kid, cut it quickly, I can't wait." Zhou Hangfei urged.
Chen Hao was speechless when he heard the conversation between these two dudes nearby. He didn't expect him to remind him kindly, but he was misunderstood by Wang Beiqiang and Zhou Hangfei. Seeing Wang Beiqiang's movement of swinging the knife, Chen Hao Knowing that this time he really couldn't stop it.
If this knife is swung down, it must be a little different from the usual time when cutting watermelon, but Chen Hao knew that if the knife was really cut on the wrist, blood and flesh would definitely splatter, so he turned his head on purpose and did not look at the bloody one. scene.
"Haha, here we come!"
The expression on Wang Beiqiang's face right now was so excited, he swung the fruit knife and slashed hard at the top of his left wrist.
But in less than a second, the proud expression on Wang Beiqiang's face suddenly became extremely painful. He threw away the fruit knife full of blood in his hand with a "bang", and let out bursts of miserable pig squealing in pain.
"Aww, my paralyzed hand is about to break, call an ambulance!"
Hearing the sound of the knife falling to the ground, Chen Hao turned his head and saw that the arm covered by Wang Beiqiang was already bloody and bloody. Really separated, blood kept dripping to the ground.
"Hey, Comrade Xiaoqiang, I have already reminded you not to die. You are not as handsome as I am. If you pretend to be aggressive, you will definitely be punished by God~"
Zhou Hangfei was waiting on the side complacently, but now seeing Wang Beiqiang screaming in pain, his face turned pale, and he almost peed in fright.
Wang Beiqiang just said clearly that this knife can't kill people, why did he just cut it now, his left hand was almost crippled, and at the same time he secretly rejoiced, fortunately he didn't rush to cut his hand with the knife just now, otherwise it would be painful now The only person is him.
"Why are you still standing there in paralysis, call an ambulance for me quickly!" Wang Beiqiang cried out in pain.
Zhou Hangfei was so scared that his legs were weak now. He took out his mobile phone but couldn't remember the phone number of the ambulance. He couldn't remember it after pressing the phone for a long time.
"Call 120 for paralysis, I was really hurt by you this time!" Wang Beiqiang wanted to cry but had no tears.
While Zhou Hangfei was calling for an ambulance, Chen Hao turned around and took a taxi to go home. He had no interest in watching the excitement, not to mention that it was getting dark now, and he was going home to study.
This bastard Wang Beiqiang was taken to the hospital, and he probably won't be able to get out for a while. During this time, Chen Hao felt that Zhou Hangfei didn't dare to continue to find someone to kill him. It can be quiet for a while.
-
After taking a taxi back home, Chen Hao ran straight to the room, and when he opened his schoolbag, he suddenly remembered that the sanitary napkin that was supposed to be given to Zhou Qingyan during the day was still in the schoolbag.
Obviously, after Chen Hao helped Zhou Qingyan put on the sanitary napkin, Zhou Qingyan didn't dare to look directly at Chen Hao in class today. Even if she met her eyes inadvertently occasionally, Zhou Qingyan shyly glanced away immediately.
"Hey, think about the teacher's expression is really cute~" Chen Hao held a sanitary napkin, a pure smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Dong Dong—" At this moment, there was a knock on the door.
It was too late when Chen Hao turned his head, Wang Yulin, a girl in a nightgown, pushed the door open and walked in with a plate of fruit salad.
Just now when Chen Hao entered the door, he just left the door behind, so the door was not closed. After Wang Yulin knocked on the door, he saw that the door was ajar, so he pushed the door open and walked into Chen Hao's room.
"Ah!—" Seeing Chen Hao holding a pack of Hushubao sanitary napkins in his hand, Wang Yulin screamed in fright.
"Cough cough."
The expression on Chen Hao's face was so painful. When Wang Yulin opened the door and came in, he had no chance to put the sanitary napkin back into his school bag, so the girl saw it as soon as he held it in his hand.
The girl simply didn't call Chen Hao a pervert, otherwise if Zhou Meifeng who was watching TV downstairs heard it, she would think that Chen Hao did something inappropriate to Wang Yulin.
"Well... Brother Chen Hao, I didn't close the door, so I just walked in." Wang Yulin said with a red face.
In this situation, not only Wang Yulin was shy, but even Chen Hao, an old driver, expressed embarrassment. After all, men definitely don't use sanitary napkins, and he couldn't find a reason to justify being bumped into.
Wang Yulin put the fruit on the table and did not leave in a hurry. Instead, she leaned against the table and asked cautiously, "Brother Chen Hao, why did you buy sanitary napkins?"
"I..." Chen Hao scratched his head and was speechless for a moment in embarrassment.
Thank you Brother Feidao for your reward, you are the most obscene, anyone who has a recommendation vote will vote, and those who are capable will give a reward, with your support, the update will be more motivated~·
(End of this chapter)
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