Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 131 My Friend is Li Bai

He thought that this girl could create miracles, either because of her family background or her extraordinary beauty, but when he saw Bai Feng at this moment, he was completely stunned.

This body shape... Not to mention the beauty, it is not even as good as any girl in my station, at least her body shape is still standard.

As for his family background, he had already sent Xiao Zhao to his desk half an hour ago. Both of his parents died, and his family lived in a mountainous area. In three generations of his ancestors, no one was rich or an official.

He was really curious about how this woman got to this point?

"Lei Ju, are you looking for me?"

Bai Feng asked, and brought Lei Lie back from his thoughts. Only then did he realize that he had lost his composure, smiled awkwardly, and moved his body.

"Oh, nothing else, just a little curious about the questions you asked. Did you just come up with those questions on the spur of the moment?"

"Hehe, yes, they are all classical Chinese jingles with homophones, without much essential meaning. If they are really translated, they may be just little stories without nutrition, and they will not make it to the stage."

"Well, the content is indeed a bit too imprecise, but because of the need for homophony, it should be the limit to be able to write like this! If these are used as training and assessment for TV and radio workers, I think it should be very effective. It is also very interesting, I plan to list these questions as a must for the anchors of national radio stations from now on, because it is your work, so I have to ask for your opinion."

"no problem."

"That's fine, then I'll thank you in advance for Taili, and there's one more thing, that's...that's..."

Having said this, Lei Lie felt embarrassed again, scratched his scalp rarely, and asked in embarrassment.

"That... I just want to ask, what is the correct answer to the chicken and the egg?"

"what?"

Bai Feng obviously didn't expect that Lei Lie, who is known as the cold-faced thunder god, would ask this question after the assessment, and immediately reacted, oh, and answered with an embarrassed smile.

"Oh, this... This question is a philosophical question. So far, there is no correct answer, but if we analyze it from a scientific point of view, we can draw an embarrassing conclusion."

"A scientific point of view?"

"Well, there is a foreign scientist who found that the formation of eggs is inseparable from protein, a very special protein, which acts as a catalyst and can make the eggshell form as soon as possible. Once this protein is lost, the egg There is no way to be an inclusion in the eggshell.

So the question is, where does the protein come from?

This particular protein is only found in the chicken's ovary and cannot be formed anywhere else.

In other words, if there were no chickens, there would be no eggs.So the answer to this question is existing chicken! "

Lei Lie was completely stunned. He thought that Bai Feng only occasionally knew a little about literature, but when he opened his mouth, he even came to talk about biotechnology.

He even found that he couldn't see through this woman. Every time you think what she said is classic, she will immediately throw out another sentence that is more classic.

"Uh... that... Let me ask again. I heard that you wrote four ancient poems in the private room on the second floor of your hotel, one of which is 'You must be happy when you are happy in life. Don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon. I am born to be useful. , Come back when all the money is gone!', I heard Xiao Zhao read this poem just now, and it has always been regarded as a classic. "

Bai Feng smiled and nodded.

"Hehe, Lei Ju, there is indeed a back and forth in this poem. If you like it, I can read it to you again?"

Lei Lie clapped his hands and said excitedly.

"Sure enough, sure enough! Haha, okay, okay, let me start the recording!"

After Lei Lie turned on the recording equipment, he gestured to Baifeng, who nodded with a smile and began to recite impassionedly.

"Don't you see it, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky, rushes to the sea and never returns.

See you, Gaotangmingjing has white hair in sorrow, and the morning is like blue silk and snow in the evening.

Life is full of joy, so that the gold is empty for the moon.

I am born to be useful, and come back when my wealth is gone.

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In ancient times, the saints and sages were lonely, and only the drinkers kept their names.

In the old days, Wang Chen feasted and fought for peace and joy.

What is the master's word for less money, you have to sell to the king.

Five-flowered horses, thousands of gold, Hu'er will exchange fine wines, and sell eternal sorrows with you! "

"Good! Good! Good! Seconds! Seconds! Seconds! What a masterpiece of ancient poetry! Emotions and ideas at this moment are like a storm that cannot be stopped; it is also like a river flowing into the sea. Sad but strong, sad but not hurt, extremely angry and extremely Bold and unconstrained. The whole story has ups and downs, and the poetic mood fluctuates, from sadness to joy, to wildness, to anger, to high spirits, and finally to "eternal sorrow", responding to the beginning of the chapter.

Like a great river rushing, it can carry a tripod with its strength.The whole poem is full of five tones, the length of the sentences is uneven, and the atmosphere is extraordinary.This poem is so superbly crafted that it is enough to shock the world and weep ghosts and gods. It is really a good poem that I have only seen in my life! "

Lei Lie was trembling with excitement, he is also a literary worker after all, his love for literature is definitely more than life, at this moment the excited praise was over, and he immediately asked Bai Feng.

"By the way, did you also compose this poem?"

Bai Feng smiled and shook his head.

"No, this poem was written by a friend of mine named Li Bai!"

"Hehe, that's quite understandable. This poem has an extraordinary momentum, and it tends to be written by an official who has lost his officialdom. If my guess is correct, your friend should be an official, right?"

"Uh... Qipin county magistrate... Oh, it's almost at the county magistrate level!"

"Where is he? I really want to have a few drinks with him! Talk about poetry and wine, talk about the past and the present!"

Bai Feng opened her mouth in embarrassment, joking, drinking with Li Bai?How is this possible, I can only continue to make up nonsense immediately.

"Uh...he...he has passed away...but Lei Ju is right, he did die in depression after being frustrated in the officialdom..."

Lei Lie sighed and sat down slowly.

"Oh... God is jealous of talents, what a pity, pity, what a pity! If he is still alive, this poem will definitely win the Nobel Prize in Literature!"

Bai Feng's face is cramped, are you kidding me, this brain hole, using Li Bai's poems to select for the Nobel Prize in Literature?Isn't this bullying others and foreigners?
Seeing Lei Lie's gloomy expression, she could only walk to the dark and continue to make up nonsense to comfort her.

"Lei Ju, don't be disappointed. Although my friend has...gone...but the poems he left behind should be passed down!"

"Well, you're right, to make friends through literature, why care about life and death, and distance, Li Bai! I remember, he will be my guiding light on the road of literature!"

Bai Feng's face was almost paralyzed at this moment, seeing Lei Lie's relieved expression, he quickly changed the topic and asked.

"Uh...Lei Ju, if there is nothing else, I will go down first, and I have to participate in the rookie anchor contest..."

Who knew that Lei Lie waved his hand and said something that almost killed Bai Fenglei.

(End of this chapter)