Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 314
beep...beep...beep...

There were three sounds, and the red curtain was pulled back. Behind a square table, Bai Feng and Tang Long wore purple brocade gowns and gowns. They raised their hands and bowed with smiles.

Bai Feng smiled: student Bai Feng, bow to everyone!

Tang Long smiled: student Tang Long, I bowed to everyone too!

Bai Feng: Tang Long, I went to a lecture a few days ago.

Tang Long: Yo, what are you talking about?

Bai Feng: It's about time and love!
Tang Long: How are you talking?
Bai Feng pouted: Not very good!He said that money is useless, money can't buy time!

Tang Long was puzzled: what they said is true, an inch of money cannot buy an inch of time!
Bai Feng pouted: That's because the money wasn't enough!
The audience roared and laughed...

"Haha, Boss Bai's expression is too wretched...so trivial..."

"I didn't give you enough money... Pfft, I really laughed this time, with the cheap expression, I'm so happy!"

……

The audience laughed, and Tang Long also laughed.

wave your hand...

Tang Long: No, no, no, it doesn't matter how much money you give, time and money are irrelevant...

Bai Feng: It does matter, I can stop time...

Tang Long was puzzled: Yo?How do you stop at this time?
Bai Feng laughed: I cut the battery!
The audience rejoiced again...

Tang Long is speechless: Hey, you are talking about clocks, this is not okay, this, this, this... this has nothing to do with time!

Bai Fengxiao: Not only can I stop time, but I can also turn back time!

Tang Long was surprised: Huh?Turn back time?I do not believe!This is impossible!
Bai Feng continued to smile cheaply: Network administrator, continue for another hour!Look, is it time to turn back?It's exactly the same as before going online, it's still an hour!
The people below were laughing like crazy, and some people burst into tears.

The contestants who were preparing to compete in the background were also stunned, talking in low voices...

"Hey, can you still say that in cross talk?"

"That's right... There's no such thing in our traditional cross talk jokes? But it's really funny..."

"Tch, are you new here? Where is this? If you rely on traditional cross talk, you will definitely be eliminated!"

"That is, audiences can memorize traditional cross talk jokes by themselves, so who will listen to them? Now we must innovate! Otherwise, we will die! Learn it!"

……

on the stage……

Tang Long is speechless: Okay, I can't beat you in terms of time, but this love...

Bai Feng: Love can also be bought, as long as money is enough!

Tang Long shook his head: I don't believe it, no matter how much money you give, at most you can get someone's body, not love!
Bai Feng: Really?
Tang Long nodded: That must be done!
Bai Feng smiled cheaply: Then why do you need a car, a house, and a bride price when you get married?

Tang Long: Uh...

The audience continued to laugh.

Bai Feng laughed loudly: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore, isn't it just Chinese New Year?"I heard you brought your girlfriend home for the New Year?
Tang Long: Hey, don't mention it, it's divided!But breaking up is really not bad for me!

Bai Feng pouted: Then you still blame others?

Tang Long is confident: that's for sure. Let me tell you, this girl is too noisy now. Before getting married, she needs a car, a house, and deposits. My wife changed it!
Bai Feng: Hey, look at what you said, the reason is all on your side?Tell me, what did your wife change it to!

Tang Long: My wife's three obediences are: never considerate, never gentle, never unreasonable!
Bai Feng: What about the four virtues?
Tang Long: Don't hit, scold, offend, talk!

Bai Feng nodded: That's right, this woman really has...

The backstage was confused again at this moment, and a group of people began to discuss.

"What's the situation, this, this... At first, Bai Feng was flattering, why is Bai Feng now becoming a joke?"

"Yeah! Isn't this too disrespectful to cross talk? No matter how innovative you are, you can't break the rules, right?"

"This stage is not talking about cross talk, I think it's just peasants talking about gossip!"

"Yeah, this can't be called cross talk at all, it's too much..."

……

After half a minute of silence, someone raised a different opinion.

"Although...it's not a rule of cross talk, but...it seems that the audience doesn't care..."

"Hmph, it doesn't matter if you don't care, you can't spoil cross talk like this!"

"I think, the form doesn't matter, as long as the audience likes it, this is the kingly way, and nothing else matters!"

"I agree. After all, we say that the purpose of cross talk is to bring happiness to the audience. The traditional form of cross talk has its shining points, but it cannot resist the emergence of new forms of cross talk!"

"It's reasonable. For example, the cross talk between Big Baiyang and Little Baiyang. Pop songs are inserted into it. I think the effect is very good!"

"It's useless to argue about these things now, everyone should perform well. Regarding the rules and integrity of cross talk, let's talk about it after someone listens!"

……

Bai Feng: Hehe, then you and your girlfriend are also separated, and the year is over, so you have to find a job, right?
Tang Long: I've looked for it, I've looked for it a long time ago, no one wants me!
Bai Feng: Then blame yourself for not working hard!

Tang Long: Well, this is really not my fault!As soon as I went there, they asked me for work experience. Where did I get work experience when I just graduated?
Bai Feng: This is actually...

Tang Long: There is something even more irritating. An interviewer asked me if I would talk to Niu!I said who the hell would do this, I'm not a cow!Guess what he said?

Bai Feng: Well, how do you say it?

Tang Long pinched his nose: He said he would, moo, moo, moo (cow barking)...

The audience slapped the table and laughed...

Tang Long: There was something even more irritating. There was an interview where the interviewer asked me to impress him in a second!
Bai Fengxiao: Hehe, I know this. It’s been mentioned on the Internet. If you slap him, won’t he remember you?
Tang Long curled his lips: Readers don't like to read it like this. Guess what happened to me?
Bai Feng: What's wrong?
Tang Long smiled cheaply: I kissed him as soon as I went up!
The audience laughed...

Bai Feng: Huh?Are your relatives home?That person still doesn't accuse you of indecent assault!
Tang Long waved his hand: No way!
Bai Feng: Why not?
Tang Long laughed: Because he is a man!
The audience just stopped laughing, and then started laughing again!
Bai Feng covered her face and couldn't bear to look directly, Tang Long sighed...

Tang Long: Although I failed the interview, I didn't lose money. It's only the end of the new year, so I went to my house with him to meet my parents...

Bai Feng was startled: Huh? Are you really good at it?
The audience started laughing again...

The contestants in the backstage competition stopped arguing now. As someone said, what the audience likes to listen to is called cross talk. You are justified and well-behaved.

Bai Feng and Tang Long bowed to leave the stage, and almost all the audience stood up. The applause lasted for a long time, which showed the success of this time!

After stepping down, Bai Feng listened to all the contestants' games, but this time she was surprised again.

As she expected, the five groups of contestants who arrived today were not vegetarians. They were fiercer than each other, with all kinds of jokes emerging one after another.

The result was astonishing, almost everyone was stunned. As soon as the elimination results came out, the first ones to be eliminated were brothers Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai, the closed disciples of the famous cross talk performer.

(End of this chapter)