Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 360 Who Knows My Measurements

Before the update, Baifeng wanted to enter the group and thank some of these people, but she found out sadly that they had set up a verification message.

【What's Dabai's real name? 】

[What is the name of Dabai's shop? 】

[What are Dabai's measurements? 】

After reading these three names, Bai Feng finally suppressed himself, and without a mouthful of old blood spraying onto the computer screen, he looked down at his chest...

"Measurements... Ma Dan, who has measured my measurements?"

Helpless, she must not answer the measurement correctly, so in the end she had to contact Chu Ci again, and asked Chu Ci to contact Yang Chan and pull herself into the group.

As soon as I joined the group, countless messages immediately popped up in the group.

"Damn it, who is it?"

"Who pulled it in? Female male?"

"Big waist and round waist, if you say something, if it's a woman, it's a photo, if it's a man, it's a red envelope, otherwise TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"

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Bai Feng looked at his Q nickname, and was a little speechless. This is the nickname he registered when he first applied for this Q. It was just a self-deprecating nickname. Who knew that being called out by someone now made him feel a little bit embarrassed. , and then quickly changed the nickname in the group to Dabai, but these people scolded again.

"Damn it! How dare you impersonate Dabai! TTTTTTT!"

"Management, hurry up and kick it, here comes a pretender!"

"Who pulled it in, say something..."

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At this time, Yang Chan was sweating, and quickly sent a message in the group.

"Everyone, I pulled this, she really understands..."

The crowd immediately became much quieter...

then……

"Ahem... the weather is pretty good today, our place is snowing heavily, and the sun is covered by dark clouds..."

"Cough...that's right, it's raining beautifully here, it's been a month..."

"Uh... sorry, my brother was playing with my phone just now, don't take the message he sent seriously..."

"Hey, me too, my wife just took my phone away..."

...Bai Feng pursed her lips and sniggered behind the screen, coughed and sent a message.

"I would like to ask, the third part of the group verification question 'What is Dabai's measurements', who set it up? What is my measurements? Why didn't I succeed in verification with 103/56/88?"

The group was quiet again, but behind the screen, these local tyrants curled their lips one by one, and a man named 'Er Niu Ge' couldn't help it anymore, and came out to be the king of science to popularize science for everyone.

"Cough, everyone, the golden measurements of a woman are 83/56/88! And 103 represents the bust or upper bust, which is 38DD, or D+. According to the balanced index of human development, this is almost impossible... ..."

His embarrassing scientific analysis immediately made the group even more embarrassing, and a member named 'Sword God' replied a message.

"How is it impossible? Where is the tonnage that people understand, how can they squeeze out three catties of meat, say it is D, it is D!"

Bai Feng almost went crazy, if the other party was in front of her, she would definitely blow the other party's head, and immediately flicked with five fingers, typing a series of messages.

"Management! Management! Kick these two out!"

There was a huge bomb behind these words, which made everyone laugh.

Yang Chan came out and made a few more jokes, and everyone found that Bai Feng was not on airs, so the unruly excitement slowly resumed.

Bai Feng sent a red envelope of 1 yuan in the group. She knew that none of these people were short of this money, and they just wanted to have fun. After sending it, she said some words of thanks, then turned off Q, and opened the author's backstage .

"First update!"

Refresh, the first update of Baifeng has been released successfully.

"Second update!"

After 1 minute, the second update was released successfully!

"The third watch!"

"Fourth update!"

"Fifth watch!"

"Sixth watch!"

……

"Tenth update! The outbreak is complete!"

There are ten updates, which add up to more than 2 words, and the comment area is immediately bombarded.

"Dabai is too powerful, add eggs tonight!"

"Ten more updates! Finally, a new update has been released, and I have rewarded my brothers!"

"Dabai is the only Platinum God who keeps updating and exploding..."

"I tipped all my salary today, Dabai, that's all, don't mind..."

"Come to a golden alliance, let Dabai continue to explode!"

……

The current book review section of "The Best Home Ding" has become the busiest book review section on Wenyue Novels. In terms of excitement, it even surpasses the Longkong Forum. In just half an hour, more than [-] new comments have been added...

Almost every second, there are countless new posts. In the book friend group established by Yang Chan, the three people who volunteer to manage book reviews are as tired as the third grandson.

Some were excitedly expressing their joy for the explosion, some expressed how much they would give out as rewards, and some expressed that they would warm Baifeng's bed.

In the group of book friends at this moment, there was also a voice of appreciation and excitement.

"Damn it, Dabai is too low-key. He was still in the group just now, and he didn't say he was going to explode. This explosion is too casual..."

"Brothers, what are you waiting for? Take out the little money in your hand and hit her!"

"The group is not the leader yet, it's time to act now, seal the alliance quickly!"

"Others should do their best too, seal silver and gold for those who are capable, and ordinary alliances for those who are incapable!"

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After the call was over, the tipping speed increased, and the homepage of the website began to be swiped by the local tyrant lord of "Need for Home Ding"!
[Congratulations to the blooming longhorn beetle for becoming the golden alliance of "The Best Home Ding"!Reward 10000000 reading cakes!Heart-stirring, mixed feelings, gifted with a gift of a thousand gold pens, to help Mr. paper and ink romantic! 】

[Congratulations to the Ten Mile Sword God for becoming the Golden Alliance of "Need for Home Ding"!Reward 10000000 reading cakes!Heart-stirring, mixed feelings, gifted with a gift of a thousand gold pens, to help Mr. paper and ink romantic! 】

[Congratulations to Ji Hanbing for becoming the Golden Alliance of "Need for Home Ding"!Reward 10000000 reading cakes!Heart-stirring, mixed feelings, gifted with a gift of a thousand gold pens, to help Mr. paper and ink romantic! 】

[Congratulations to Under the Wutong Tree for becoming the Golden Alliance of "The Best Family Ding"!Reward 10000000 reading cakes!Heart-stirring, mixed feelings, gifted with a gift of a thousand gold pens, to help Mr. paper and ink romantic! 】

……

The golden halo banners of the Golden League scrolled rapidly on the homepage of Wenyue Novels, one by one popping outward...

And Bai Feng is not idle at the moment!

"Continue to explode!"

"No. 11 update!"

"No. 12 update!"

"No. 13 update!"

"No. 14 update!"

……

"No. 20 update!"

"Damn, it's updated again!"

"Crazy, Dabai's conscience has been discovered today, brothers, come on, donate all of next month's salary, smash her! Give me a hard smash!"

"Twenty chapters have been updated! It's crazy! It's not the New Year's day or the holidays today, so I'm sure he drank too much..."

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This side is updated, and the rewards here are not interrupted. After the Golden League has been bombed in turn, the Silver League is up again!
[Congratulations to Shinhwa No. 1000000 brother for becoming the Silver Alliance of "The Best Home Ding", rewarding [-] reading cakes!My heart is surging, I hate seeing each other late, although millions are huge, it is hard to express my love! 】

[Congratulations to Chenxi for becoming the Silver Alliance of "The Best Home Ding", and a reward of 1000000 reading cakes!My heart is surging, I hate seeing each other late, although millions are huge, it is hard to express my love! 】

[Congratulations, I only eat tomatoes and become the Silver Alliance of "The Best Home Ding", rewarding 1000000 reading cakes!My heart is surging, I hate seeing each other late, although millions are huge, it is hard to express my love! 】

[Congratulations to the spiritual leader for becoming the Silver League of "Need for Home Ding", rewarding 1000000 reading cakes!My heart is surging, I hate seeing each other late, although millions are huge, it is hard to express my love! 】

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(End of this chapter)