Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 372
Wang Bo was in a hurry at the moment, and turned his head back and forth with a smile. After repeating this three or four times, Baoyamei finally got the hang of it, jumped up and shouted.

"Look back and smile!"

"OK, next one, if I got a bonus of 10 yuan today, use an idiom to describe it!"

"You're dreaming! I'm No.1!!"

Tan Lili was furious at first, then suddenly realized what was going on, and answered immediately.

"Daydreaming!"

The reaction of the two amused the audience again, Tang Long burst into tears, and took the opportunity to wipe the oil on Bai Feng's shoulder.

"OK, next one, come on, describe...well...for example, you went to my house tonight..."

"Daydreaming!"

"Whimsical?"

"Toad wants to eat swan meat! Obscene and shameless?"

……

Wang Bo was about to collapse, and the classroom and office were bursting with laughter.

"Haha, oops, I can't do it anymore, my stomach hurts from laughing..."

"Wang Bo is really cold this time..."

"I still want to take someone to my house, I guess Mrs. Wang has already started sharpening her knife!"

……

Wang Bo sighed, wanting to cry but no tears, he said to himself that you are like this, with sesame seeds all over your face and big buck teeth, your gums bleed even when you kiss, and I want to eat swan meat like a toad?Is it because you want to eat me, this toad?
Can't help saying angrily.

"Listen to me, are you done? I said, for example, you go to my house tonight, and then it feels like you're at your own home..."

Gu Yamei was stunned, her face blushed, and she immediately answered.

“Home away from home!”

"OK! Next question! The idiom to describe the relationship between you and your teacher..."

"L?"

"Isn't it right? We can't live together?"

"Jade and stone burn together?"

"I can't..."

Immediately boos erupted from the audience, Tang Long was just mopping up, when suddenly he was shocked.

"Damn, what did I hear? I'm more in love with her teacher than gold? I can't share the sky? What's the situation? It means that if the teacher abandons her, she will die with the teacher and die together?"

Bai Feng turned her head and said quietly.

"I don't know, but I know, if your paw dares to touch me one centimeter above me, I will die with you!"

Tang Long shivered, smiled dryly and took the hand that had climbed up again.

……

"Describe not working, waiting for good things to come..."

"Wait for the rabbit!"

"The person you hate fell into the water, what would you do?"

"Overjoyed!"

"No, can you save him?"

"Oh! Do you want to die? Stand by and watch!"

……

When the 5 minutes were up, the auditorium burst into laughter, and on the Haoyue video platform, bullet screens flew up.

"I'm going to laugh three times here, hahaha..."

"Help me up, I can still laugh for a while!"

"It's so funny, it's obviously a puzzle program, why do I think it looks better than cross talk sketches..."

"Is it because the show is not serious or because people are playing hooligans?"

"I feel like my IQ has been hit by 10000 points..."

"This buck-toothed girl is going to be popular, and her teacher is going to be popular too!"

……

At the end of 5 minutes, Dong Fei came to the stage wiping away his tears from laughing, looked at the results, and announced loudly.

"Very good. The first group of contestants Tan Lili and Wang Bo cooperated very well. Within 5 minutes, they answered a total of 32 idioms. The next group is Wang Dalong and Bai Yang!"

……

This episode of the program will end with the semifinals, and the prizes for the semifinals will be much more powerful. Wang Bo, Tan Lili, Wang Dalong, and Bai Yang each went home with a notebook worth tens of thousands.

Haoyue video platform, after this program, the number of simultaneous online viewers also reached a new peak, with a total of 8307 million people.

Obviously, in this episode of the program, the one who left the deepest impression on people must be the buck-toothed girl, and of course, her teacher who is as strong as gold and who burns jade and stone.

Wang Bo carried the computer and went home excitedly to announce the good news. As soon as he entered the house, his wife pointed to the washboard in the living room and shouted angrily with her hands on her hips.

"Kneel down! Tell me what it means to salivate!"

……

If the first episode of the program was a good start, then the second episode directly crossed the process and reached the peak.

However, the puzzle program that was promised was turned into a comedy variety show by Wang Bo, Tan Lili, and the teacher who loves Jin Jian.

But Bai Feng and Wu Jianbin didn't take all the good things. Seeing such a big cake, those people who originally looked down upon this third-rate TV station finally fought back.

The means of counterattack, in Bai Feng's view, is very naive and clumsy, but in terms of effect, it is very effective and remarkable.

The third episode started recording on Monday, but on Sunday, Handong Satellite TV, No. 1 in the comprehensive ratings list of national TV stations, quietly uploaded a high imitation version of "Chinese Idioms".

The name is "The Idiom King"!
Bai Feng was sitting in Wu Jianbin's office, watching the little old man pointing at the screen on the computer and furious.

"Look? Is this something people do? Huh? They are all mixed TV stations. Do you want to show your face? The format is exactly the same as ours, the links are exactly the same as ours, and even the prizes are the same! I looked for it, guess what? How do you help the shameless?"

"You actually said that the hosts are different, we are men, they are women! Pooh!"

Wu Jianbin was obviously afraid that others would divide up the cake, but Bai Feng didn't take it seriously. As early as the beginning of the show, she knew that this day would come. In fact, this was unavoidable. After all, there is no protection policy in domestic laws.

It's like a singing competition. If you want to talk about plagiarism, then TV stations across the country are doing it. It's not clear who copied who.

At this moment, she knew that she couldn't say that directly, otherwise Wu Jianbin would have to be sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, so she could only give the best comfort.

"Wu Tai, don't be angry, isn't it just imitation and plagiarism, let them copy it, we already have an audience base, he can only drink some soup at most, besides, as long as we do a good show, we can always be imitated , has never been surpassed!"

Wu Jianbin sighed and seemed to have calmed down.

"Well, I know this is the truth, but I'm just a little scared. After all, this Handong Satellite TV has a big business, and their "Idiom King" has spent a lot of money to hire six celebrities. Under the star effect, it is bound to pull them away. A lot of ratings!"

"Hehe, it's okay, they are on Sunday, we are on Monday, it won't affect us much..."

……

After some reassurance, Bai Feng finally calmed down the little old man's mood. Just as he was about to excuse that he wanted to leave, the little old man stopped him again. He took out a gold-plated invitation card from the drawer and handed it to Bai Feng.

"By the way, this is an invitation letter issued by the CCTV Spring Festival Gala program group. Our TV stations have a quota every year. I will give it to you this year. With so many artists under your banner, there is always someone in need. The Spring Festival Gala is a rare opportunity. Although these The reputation of the Spring Festival Gala is not as good as before, but after all, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse!"

Bai Feng was slightly taken aback, the Spring Festival Gala...

(End of this chapter)