Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 380
Amidst the warm applause and screams of the crowd, Leng Shuang walked slowly down from the second floor holding Wang Jun's arm, and the scene immediately remembered the sound of beautiful music.

"Hello, everyone, I'm Wang Jun, I wish you all auspicious Year of the Dog and a happy Spring Festival!"

"I'm Lengshuang, I wish you all happiness and happiness! I'm giving you the song "Flower World"!"

……

Fang Zhiyong was completely dumbfounded at this table, especially their daughter Fang Ting, who was trembling when she stood up excitedly.

"Dad, it's great, my idol, I finally met my idol, hurry up, take a picture of me!"

Fang Zhiyong was also dumbfounded staring at Leng Shuang, talking to himself in a daze.

"Lengshuang is also my goddess. I didn't expect to see it on the computer yesterday, but we can meet today. Wife, come on, take a picture for me, they are here..."

He handed over the phone, but saw his wife's cannibalistic expression...

After singing the song "The World of Flowers", Leng Shuang and Wang Jun were surrounded by diners and kept taking pictures and signing autographs. After more than ten minutes of tossing, they finally boarded the elevator again under the protection of Qian Chuanzi and went to Rest on the eighth floor.

At this time, Qian Chuanzi looked at the time, turned the sound on the screen to the maximum, took out the loudspeaker and yelled again.

"Now! Please enjoy, our boss Bai Feng's Spring Festival Gala sketch "Selling Abductees"!"

Everyone looked at the screen projection in unison, each filled with emotion.

"Ah, no wonder I haven't seen Boss Bai for so long, I can't think of going to the Spring Festival Gala..."

"It's too low-key, I didn't notify everyone in advance..."

"Chuanzi, bring me another jar of top-quality wine in five catties. For the sake of Mr. Bai, I will support you again!"

"Boss Bai is too domineering, hey, Boss Tang is also on the Spring Festival Gala, I haven't seen him for a long time!"

"Look, there's Nan Yunfei!"

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On the stage, Bai Feng and Tang Long appeared dressed up as rural old men and old ladies, and Tang Long held a pair of crutches in his hand...

Bai Feng: Huh?Big flicker, big fudge...

Tang Long: Who are you calling a fool? There are so many people, can you call me by my stage name?
Bai Feng: Alright big fool, oh no, alright, locusts...

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The audience burst into laughter immediately. This stalk came from "The New King of Crosstalk". It was the stalk at the beginning of the cross talk between Tang Long and Bai Feng. At this moment, the audience who had watched the cross talk immediately fell down with laughter.

Bai Feng: If you want me to tell you, let's not sell it. They are healthy and healthy, who would buy our abductees!
Tang Long: This is impossible. Back then when your father was paralyzed, I made this crutch for him. I worked and paid for it. I didn't sleep for three days and three nights. If I sold it, I would lose money!

Bai Feng: Who is to blame? My dad just drank too much at noon. You insisted that he was paralyzed, so he would crutch him when he got back.

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The diners in the restaurant burst out laughing...

"Hahaha, Mr. Bai really is, one burden after another!"

"If you drink too much, you'll be paralyzed. Mr. Tang is so funny..."

"Hahaha, I didn't expect Mr. Bai, who usually looks fierce, to be so funny! It almost blinded my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes..."

"I bet this skit will be popular this year!"

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on the stage!
Tang Long: Your dad was an accident. Who knew that he would say he was paralyzed after drinking too much, but it's okay.Don't you know me yet?I can flick the straight ones, I can flick the wimpy ones, I can flick the sharp ones, I can make the young couple live well, and I will break up for him.Selling crutches today, with a pair of good legs, I can make him lame!
Bai Feng: You can pull it down. I heard that Dazhuzi’s father’s leg was smashed while working. You rushed over to sell your crutches, but he ended up in a wheelchair after being discharged from the hospital...

Tang Long: That was also an accident. Who knew that Da Zhuzi's uncle sold wheelchairs?
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The audience burst into laughter again...

The director Yu Lei and other staff who were staring at the monitor screen in the background also had their faces distorted by the teasing. All of them were still angry at first, and they were all very nervous because they were afraid that Bai Feng's performance would go wrong. One after another, they were so funny that they couldn't bear it any longer, Yu Lei tried to hold back his laughter, and the cerebral hemorrhage that was almost suppressed recurred, and the new assistant director next to him smiled and handed him a cigarette.

"Director Yu, take one, take it easy, laugh if you want, don't hold back, or I'll sell you this crutch..."

"Fart, curse me, don't you? But let's not talk about it, this show is really good. Up to now, the audience has never stopped laughing! Xiao Zhou, how is the ratings now?"

"Director Yu, the audience rating is already 89.34, and it is estimated that it will exceed 90 soon!"

"Why is it so high? This has surpassed the previous record, right?"

"Yeah, I guess, it's all the personal traffic brought by Baifeng. Although her fans are scattered, if they are concentrated, it will be incredible. Many of them are attracted by the Haoyue video platform!"

"It seems that it is right to let Baifeng participate in the Spring Festival Gala!"

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on the stage……

Tang Long: Come on, don't talk too much, just say something for me, and today I'll let you see how I sold our abductee!call!
Bai Feng: Ah... abducted... abducted ah... abducted... abducted...

At this time, Nan Yunfei rode a bicycle on the field, and the audience screamed as soon as he came up.

In the restaurant, the diners felt distressed again when they saw Nan Yunfei...

"Oh my god... My idol, little fresh meat, are you swollen?"

"My little Feifei, why have you become an uncle with a big head, don't stop me, I want shit..."

"Baifeng, give me back Xiao Feifei, I will die with you!"

"I don't feel like I'll be in love again...the crazy makeup artist..."

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Nan Yunfei was smeared by Bai Feng according to Fan Wei's appearance, causing countless fans to completely collapse. At this moment, Bai Feng didn't know that his Weibo had been hacked by fans!
On the stage, Nan Yunfei turned his bicycle and stopped.

Nan Yunfei: I said what are you directing blindly, you?You know where I'm going, just let me abduct you?

Tang Long: What are you calling abduction, selling!
Bai Feng: Sold... Sold...

Tang Long: What about abduction?Even shouted!
Bai Feng: Abducted and sold!abduction...

Nan Yunfei: Sister, who wants to kidnap and sell you?is it him?
Tang Long: Can you pull it down?If I kidnap and sell anyone, I can't kidnap and sell her...

Bai Feng: Brother, you misunderstood, we are a couple, just kidding...

Nan Yunfei: Oh, what about selling daughters-in-law for Chinese New Year?
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The audience burst into laughter again, and Yu Lei was completely relaxed now. He couldn't help but sigh in his heart, he was indeed a white phoenix, he never fought uncertain battles, and in just a few days, he was able to come up with such an excellent sketch. Wizards!

I can't help but sigh in my heart, it seems that I still know too little about Bai Feng...

On the stage, at this moment, Tang Long has entered the big fooling mode...

Tang Long: Brother, can you believe me when I say you are a chef?

Bai Feng: How did you see it?

Tang Long smiled: Hehe, he has a big head and a thick neck, either a rich man or a fireman...

Bai Feng: Then why isn't it rich?
Tang Long was laughing: Can the wealthy and the Chinese New Year ride bicycles?
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(End of this chapter)