Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 389 Breaking Records Is That Simple

The three of them were still painting the costumes of "Selling Abductees". Now that they were on stage, they aroused the enthusiasm of fans!

"I, Cao, did you really sell the car quietly?"

"Is there really a second part to selling abductees? I thought it was just casually speaking!"

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"Quick, quick, changing to Qin Xitai, Moments are going crazy, hurry up, the sequel of selling abductions is being released!"

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"Fortunately, it's too late, it's just the beginning..."

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On the stage, Nan Yunfei appeared first...

Nan Yunfei: I bought abductees last year, I was so useless, I lost my job, and I ran away with my girlfriend.Pay attention to those who come from the south and go to the north!Pay attention to your legs!See if there is anything wrong with it!Take two steps if you are not sick!I'll sell you the kidnapping when you get out of illness!Abducted!Abducted!
Bai Feng dragged Tang Long onto the stage...

Bai Feng: Look, I met an old acquaintance again...

Tang Long smiled: Big head and thick neck... Yo, he also sold abduction this year?This is all right, the wheelchair we transformed from a bicycle can be sold!
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The audience who watched "Selling a Car" directly connected seamlessly, just like watching the second episode of TV. The performance was less than 5 minutes, and the laughter of every household had already exploded.

At the moment, in the data monitoring center of the General Administration of Television Media, a row of bosses are staring at the real-time monitoring data on the screen with their hands behind their backs.

"Hehe, the sudden emergence of Qinxi Province last year really opened my eyes..."

"Yeah, I was also taken aback. Their ratings have been at the bottom of the show year after year. Unexpectedly, they turned around and sang overnight..."

"Well, last year's ratings skyrocketed, and it reached the top three in just five months. At the last critical moment of the end of the year, it surpassed Handong Satellite TV and won the overall average ratings champion!"

"Hehe, the people in charge of many channels are now looking for me. Some are envious, some cooperate, and some say they can't eat grapes. Alas, the ratings have gone up, so there are more right and wrong!"

"It's the same on my side. Many stations have asked me to help, wanting to rebroadcast other people's programs for free..."

"Handong Satellite TV is a bit out of line, directly copying other people's programs, and now there is a lot of public grievances. This time I heard that I went to poach people's corners and ended up robbing myself?"

"It seems that there is such a thing. When I participate in the summary meeting next month, let's talk about these issues in a unified way..."

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A roomful of people were chatting, when they saw the green line on the data platform suddenly change!

"Yo, the ratings tracking results for the Lantern Festival show are out..."

"Well, 3 minutes from now, it seems that the difference from last year is not too big..."

"Handong is still far ahead, hehe, after all, he paid a lot of money..."

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1 minutes later……

All the faces in the room looked at the ratings curve of Qinxi Provincial TV Station...

"No way, the ratings suddenly increased so much?"

"It's so strange, it went from 5.8 to 22.4 all of a sudden!"

"This result has already surpassed Handong Satellite TV, which was No. [-] in previous years!"

"Look, it's gone up again, it's already 28.5, and it's still increasing!"

"My God, what is the first program in Qinxi Province? How did it have such a big appeal?"

"It seems to be "Selling a Car", I heard it is the sequel to "Selling abductees"!"

"Hehe, no wonder, the Spring Festival Gala sketch got a lot of votes,"

"Well, now it seems to be named the king of sketches on the Internet. No wonder the sequel is so popular. It's just why such a good show hasn't been poached by Handong Satellite TV..."

"Old Liu, you don't know that. Bai Feng and Lao Wu from Qinxi Province are old acquaintances. They have no shortage of money, and they can't poach them away no matter how much they give from Handong!"

"Hehe, I didn't expect there to be such a story. Hey, Qinxi Province's ratings are 38. My little heart..."

"Other TV stations will be coughing up blood if it goes up like this. Look, the ratings of the three bottom-ranked TV stations have dropped below the freezing point, and only 0.3 is left..."

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on the stage……

Nan Yunfei: I don't believe there is a problem with IQ...

Tang Long: Then let's compare IQ. I'll give you a few puzzles in the first grade of primary school to see if your brain is good?
Nan Yunfei was furious: You look down on people, don't you?My IQ is at least that of the second grade of elementary school!
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The audience in front of the screen collapsed from laughter...

"Haha, it's so fucking funny, even more funny than selling abduct..."

"IQ in the second grade of elementary school, brother, help me up, I can still laugh for a while..."

"Hey, 120? Someone on our side laughed to death..."

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on the stage……

Tang Long: Excuse me!Why doesn't your puppy get fleas?
Nan Yunfei scratched his head: because... because the puppy took a bath!

Tang Long: Wrong, because dogs can only give birth to puppies, not fleas!
Nan Yunfei: Oh, it's born, it's homophonic, okay, okay, this question doesn't count, try again!
Tang Long: Please listen to the question: There is a monkey riding on a tree, and a monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are added together?

Nan Yunfei: Eight!

Tang Long: Wrong!One on the ground, one riding on a tree, so two...

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"Hahaha... Nan Yunfei's bewildered expression is so funny..."

"This time I completely turned my idol into a douchebag, but why am I so happy..."

"It feels like my IQ has been hit by 10000 points, and I got the answer wrong..."

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on the stage……

Tang Long: Excuse me!It's Chinese New Year, and the family has two pigs and one donkey. Should we kill the pig first or the donkey first?
Nan Yunfei: Kill the donkey first, I like to eat donkey meat and burn it!

Tang Long smiled: Congratulations, the pig thinks so too!
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"Pfft, I can't take it anymore, this sketch is poisonous..."

"Just now I also thought about killing the donkey first..."

"Then what happens if the pig is killed first?"

"Congratulations, the donkey thinks the same way, hahaha, there is no solution to this problem at all!"

"Look, Nan Yunfei is confused again, hurry up and take a screenshot, and make it into an emoji later!"

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After the show ended, the real-time data detection center of the TV station, the whole room was completely dumbfounded...

"MD, my heart can't take it anymore, this data..."

"92.37! This, this...how can people believe this? It has already broken the record for the highest peak in the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Fortunately, it finally descended, otherwise I would be scared to death..."

"Looks like the first show is over. Hehe, Qinxi province is making a lot of money this time. This data lasted for 25 minutes. The other stations are all on stand-alone..."

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At this moment, a group of young people gathered in front of the TV began to chat while wiping away their tears from laughing.

"Hehe, it's so fucking funny, I haven't seen such a funny skit for many years..."

"Yeah, the current skits are all crap. They're either forced to embarrass or force tears, or they sing praises of this and that. I'm sick of seeing it. Can you play a Coke in a serious way?"

"Give it a thumbs up. By the way, buddy, it's over. Let's switch to Handong Satellite TV. I heard that Handong Satellite TV has invited many stars this year!"

"Yeah, the one I like... Hey, who is the second program here in Qinxi Province? Chen Hehe? Why did he come here to sing?"

"No way, let me see... Damn, it really is him, this is a top-tier celebrity, Qin Xixing is too awesome..."

"Don't change the channel, I like Chen Hehe the most, watch it before changing..."

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"I'll go, the third show, Fan Bingbing, is the queen of heaven. Qin Xisheng has been playing hard this year, and all of them are first-line celebrities..."

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"Damn, Yangyang is here too!"

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"Huang Leilei is also here..."

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"Brother Huang Bo is here too. This is his first time on this kind of show. Qin Xisheng is so awesome..."

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(End of this chapter)