Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 403 Patriotic Grandpa
Chapter 403 Patriotic Grandpa
The patriotic grandpa couldn't play for a long time, and the 10-second countdown almost dropped rapidly, and the audience kept swiping the screen on the barrage.
"10 yuan, grandpa, I work in a bank!"
"Damn it, it must be 20. You have to exchange as much as the face value. Don't you know?"
"I think it should not be exchanged, there are too many defects..."
"There is a problem with this question, what if the bank is off work?"
"It's not that there's something wrong with the questions, it's that there's something wrong with your brain. Wouldn't people wait until the bank is off work to change it?"
"I'm Cao, I'm just, I feel how old I am after watching your barrage..."
……
Bai Feng and the staff in the audience also clenched their fists and shouted softly...
"Don't get the answer right, get eliminated quickly, eliminate quickly, eliminate quickly..."
Maybe it's a good or bad spirit, before shouting a few words, the patriotic grandfather on the stage has a soul, and he answered at the last second!
"10 yuan!"
The screen showed that the answer was correct, and there was thunderous applause from the audience, but most of the netizens who watched the video were stunned and expressed their incomprehension. At this moment, Wang Jun answered with a smile.
"According to the regulations of the People's Bank of China: more than one-half less than three-quarters of the damaged RMB can be exchanged for half the amount; the damaged part is more than three-quarters exchanged for the full amount. So the correct answer to this question is 10 yuan, and congratulations to us Contestant No. 1 successfully advanced! Contestant No. 2 below, please listen to the questions!"
"How old is the year of standing?"
"30 years old!"
"No worries at ten years old, no regrets at twenty, standing at thirty, no doubts at forty, knowing destiny at fifty, obedient ears at sixty, rare at seventy! So congratulations, you answered correctly!"
"Night blindness is caused by a deficiency of which vitamin?"
"Uh... vitamin B?"
"Vitamin C?"
"Vitamin D?"
……
"Sorry, time is up, wrong answer..."
……
There was a lot of scolding on the bullet screen at this moment...
"Pig brain, vitamin A has a grudge against you, doesn't it?"
"Nimma, you have finished speaking all 25 letters, and you forgot A..."
"You have successfully selected all the wrong answers, you are really stupid to a certain extent..."
"You should go to work on the number one floor in the world and change your name to number one in the world stupid!"
……
The answer to the second question of No. 2 was wrong, and he was obviously nervous. He didn't even understand the third question clearly, so he was eliminated directly, and successfully became the eliminated No.2.
"Please listen to the question No. 3! When did the first human heartbeat start?"
"The third week of embryonic development!"
……
"I'll go, you know this? Could it be Trust?"
"This question is too professional, unless you are a doctor or a biological person..."
"It's amazing that he got the answer right. It seems that there are still some awesome people..."
……
"How many Chinese characters have only one stroke?"
"3! One, 〇, and B!"
……
"I'll go, I'm too good at pretending to be B, I'll show off in 10 seconds!"
"But he is indeed a top student. The difficulty of the two questions is currently the highest, and he has answered them both!"
"Even if you get the next question wrong, you can pass the test. This person is going to be hot!"
"I know this person, he is my friend's buddy!"
"I know him too, he is my classmate's husband!"
"He's an employee of my son's boss..."
"I'm Cao, a group of B goods..."
……
The first round of knockout rounds continues, but not everyone is as lucky as Patriotic Grandpa, and not everyone is as good as No. 3.
The difficulty of the questions is random, but it is still not possible. After all, these questions are all-encompassing and strange, and not everyone knows all the questions.
So in the end, the contestants were being eliminated in an almost 2:1 ratio.
After the first session ended, there were only 11 people left on the field!
The 11 people were rearranged, the patriotic grandfather was still No. 1, and Xueba stood at No. 2...
Holding the microphone, Lengshuang introduced the rules of the second round with a faint smile.
"Congratulations to the remaining 11 contestants. The second session is a rush to answer questions. This session adopts a point system. One point is added for correct answers, and one point is deducted for wrong answers. There are a total of 30 questions. After the answers are completed, the last 5 will be eliminated according to the scores. Contestants, now... start answering questions!"
"Listen to the question: What do the three letters "R, S, F" on the battery stand for?"
beep!
"Hehe, congratulations to contestant No. 1, please answer!"
"Indicates the shape of the battery!"
"Congratulations, the answer is correct, plus one point!"
……
The barrage on the video is maxed out!
"I'm Cao Cao Cao, the patriotic old man is too good, he knows all about this question!"
"Knowledge comes from life, hahaha, give the old man a compliment, I really admire it!"
"This hand speed must have been a diamond rank before!"
"Battery shape labels use the letters R, F and S to represent cylindrical, flat and square, respectively!"
……
The patriotic old man scored a point first, and the others were gearing up, but it wasn't because their hands were slow, it was entirely because points would be deducted for pressing the wrong one. If they couldn't, they would definitely not dare to press.
"The next question, why can people in the Tang Dynasty call 'Father'?"
beep!
As soon as the question was finished, someone rang the bell.
"No. 5, please answer."
"Grandpa?"
Pfft, everyone who watched the live broadcast on the spot and on the Internet burst out laughing, even Lengshuang's serious face turned red, this person probably reacted, seeing that the time was only 3 seconds left, he immediately sprayed N The answer is to turn on the chaos mode.
"Auntie?"
"Uncle?"
"Brother?"
"Auntie?"
"Uncle?"
"Brother?"
……
"Congratulations to No. 5, the answer was correct at the last second. Hehe, let me popularize it here. In a certain period of the Tang Dynasty, certain areas did have this name. It is usually what the father called his son, or the son called himself. When others introduce their father, it doesn't mean they call him brother at home!"
……
"I'll go, Wang Jun knows a lot, he's so handsome when he's serious..."
"Learned new knowledge again, and I can brag about B in the future..."
"I called my dad and brother just now, and my dad asked me very seriously how I knew about this and what happened..."
"Brother, I kneel down for you, I just like you who make everyone laugh because of your dad..."
"Congratulations, you and your father may be brothers! But the person upstairs is wrong, and it may be his grandfather who is green..."
……
Continue on stage.
"Next question, what was the reason why TV series were called soap operas in the first place?"
beep!
"Number 10, please answer!"
"Because the starring role in the TV series is Soap..."
Pfft, even Bai Feng laughed now, the old man on the 1st almost died laughing on the stage, and scared the young man next to him.
"If you answer wrong, one point will be deducted. Continue to answer the question, please rush to answer!"
"Number 4, please answer!"
"Because the plot in the TV series is like soap, boring and flat..."
"Wrong answer, one point will be deducted, and the answer will continue!"
"Number 8, please answer!"
"Because... because I pressed the wrong key, brother, don't deduct points?"
……
(End of this chapter)
The patriotic grandpa couldn't play for a long time, and the 10-second countdown almost dropped rapidly, and the audience kept swiping the screen on the barrage.
"10 yuan, grandpa, I work in a bank!"
"Damn it, it must be 20. You have to exchange as much as the face value. Don't you know?"
"I think it should not be exchanged, there are too many defects..."
"There is a problem with this question, what if the bank is off work?"
"It's not that there's something wrong with the questions, it's that there's something wrong with your brain. Wouldn't people wait until the bank is off work to change it?"
"I'm Cao, I'm just, I feel how old I am after watching your barrage..."
……
Bai Feng and the staff in the audience also clenched their fists and shouted softly...
"Don't get the answer right, get eliminated quickly, eliminate quickly, eliminate quickly..."
Maybe it's a good or bad spirit, before shouting a few words, the patriotic grandfather on the stage has a soul, and he answered at the last second!
"10 yuan!"
The screen showed that the answer was correct, and there was thunderous applause from the audience, but most of the netizens who watched the video were stunned and expressed their incomprehension. At this moment, Wang Jun answered with a smile.
"According to the regulations of the People's Bank of China: more than one-half less than three-quarters of the damaged RMB can be exchanged for half the amount; the damaged part is more than three-quarters exchanged for the full amount. So the correct answer to this question is 10 yuan, and congratulations to us Contestant No. 1 successfully advanced! Contestant No. 2 below, please listen to the questions!"
"How old is the year of standing?"
"30 years old!"
"No worries at ten years old, no regrets at twenty, standing at thirty, no doubts at forty, knowing destiny at fifty, obedient ears at sixty, rare at seventy! So congratulations, you answered correctly!"
"Night blindness is caused by a deficiency of which vitamin?"
"Uh... vitamin B?"
"Vitamin C?"
"Vitamin D?"
……
"Sorry, time is up, wrong answer..."
……
There was a lot of scolding on the bullet screen at this moment...
"Pig brain, vitamin A has a grudge against you, doesn't it?"
"Nimma, you have finished speaking all 25 letters, and you forgot A..."
"You have successfully selected all the wrong answers, you are really stupid to a certain extent..."
"You should go to work on the number one floor in the world and change your name to number one in the world stupid!"
……
The answer to the second question of No. 2 was wrong, and he was obviously nervous. He didn't even understand the third question clearly, so he was eliminated directly, and successfully became the eliminated No.2.
"Please listen to the question No. 3! When did the first human heartbeat start?"
"The third week of embryonic development!"
……
"I'll go, you know this? Could it be Trust?"
"This question is too professional, unless you are a doctor or a biological person..."
"It's amazing that he got the answer right. It seems that there are still some awesome people..."
……
"How many Chinese characters have only one stroke?"
"3! One, 〇, and B!"
……
"I'll go, I'm too good at pretending to be B, I'll show off in 10 seconds!"
"But he is indeed a top student. The difficulty of the two questions is currently the highest, and he has answered them both!"
"Even if you get the next question wrong, you can pass the test. This person is going to be hot!"
"I know this person, he is my friend's buddy!"
"I know him too, he is my classmate's husband!"
"He's an employee of my son's boss..."
"I'm Cao, a group of B goods..."
……
The first round of knockout rounds continues, but not everyone is as lucky as Patriotic Grandpa, and not everyone is as good as No. 3.
The difficulty of the questions is random, but it is still not possible. After all, these questions are all-encompassing and strange, and not everyone knows all the questions.
So in the end, the contestants were being eliminated in an almost 2:1 ratio.
After the first session ended, there were only 11 people left on the field!
The 11 people were rearranged, the patriotic grandfather was still No. 1, and Xueba stood at No. 2...
Holding the microphone, Lengshuang introduced the rules of the second round with a faint smile.
"Congratulations to the remaining 11 contestants. The second session is a rush to answer questions. This session adopts a point system. One point is added for correct answers, and one point is deducted for wrong answers. There are a total of 30 questions. After the answers are completed, the last 5 will be eliminated according to the scores. Contestants, now... start answering questions!"
"Listen to the question: What do the three letters "R, S, F" on the battery stand for?"
beep!
"Hehe, congratulations to contestant No. 1, please answer!"
"Indicates the shape of the battery!"
"Congratulations, the answer is correct, plus one point!"
……
The barrage on the video is maxed out!
"I'm Cao Cao Cao, the patriotic old man is too good, he knows all about this question!"
"Knowledge comes from life, hahaha, give the old man a compliment, I really admire it!"
"This hand speed must have been a diamond rank before!"
"Battery shape labels use the letters R, F and S to represent cylindrical, flat and square, respectively!"
……
The patriotic old man scored a point first, and the others were gearing up, but it wasn't because their hands were slow, it was entirely because points would be deducted for pressing the wrong one. If they couldn't, they would definitely not dare to press.
"The next question, why can people in the Tang Dynasty call 'Father'?"
beep!
As soon as the question was finished, someone rang the bell.
"No. 5, please answer."
"Grandpa?"
Pfft, everyone who watched the live broadcast on the spot and on the Internet burst out laughing, even Lengshuang's serious face turned red, this person probably reacted, seeing that the time was only 3 seconds left, he immediately sprayed N The answer is to turn on the chaos mode.
"Auntie?"
"Uncle?"
"Brother?"
"Auntie?"
"Uncle?"
"Brother?"
……
"Congratulations to No. 5, the answer was correct at the last second. Hehe, let me popularize it here. In a certain period of the Tang Dynasty, certain areas did have this name. It is usually what the father called his son, or the son called himself. When others introduce their father, it doesn't mean they call him brother at home!"
……
"I'll go, Wang Jun knows a lot, he's so handsome when he's serious..."
"Learned new knowledge again, and I can brag about B in the future..."
"I called my dad and brother just now, and my dad asked me very seriously how I knew about this and what happened..."
"Brother, I kneel down for you, I just like you who make everyone laugh because of your dad..."
"Congratulations, you and your father may be brothers! But the person upstairs is wrong, and it may be his grandfather who is green..."
……
Continue on stage.
"Next question, what was the reason why TV series were called soap operas in the first place?"
beep!
"Number 10, please answer!"
"Because the starring role in the TV series is Soap..."
Pfft, even Bai Feng laughed now, the old man on the 1st almost died laughing on the stage, and scared the young man next to him.
"If you answer wrong, one point will be deducted. Continue to answer the question, please rush to answer!"
"Number 4, please answer!"
"Because the plot in the TV series is like soap, boring and flat..."
"Wrong answer, one point will be deducted, and the answer will continue!"
"Number 8, please answer!"
"Because... because I pressed the wrong key, brother, don't deduct points?"
……
(End of this chapter)
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