Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 424 You Did The Stupidest Thing

Baifeng...

"We may have encountered many stupid things in life. For example, I once met a woman who walked in front of me and picked up 500 yuan. I shouted excitedly on the spot, but the owner heard it..."

audience……

"You should laugh out loud at this time, hahaha..."

"MD, I did this once, before the money was warmed up..."

"Hahahahahaha..."

"I laughed so hard, I guess the girl who picked up the money finished laughing on the spot and then cried..."

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Baifeng...

"I went to the hospital with a broken finger. The doctor asked me how I did it. I said I had obsessive-compulsive disorder. All the other nine fingers cracked, but this one didn't ring..."

"puff!"

"I admit I laughed!"

"I have also encountered this situation, but I am not so stupid, I broke the other nine again, and then broke three..."

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Baifeng...

"One day we were chatting in the dormitory. My best friend just came back from having a room with her boyfriend. At night, she asked us why men only have one egg..."

"I, Mr. Bai, are too dirty..."

"This paragraph contains too much information..."

"Aren't all men an egg? Isn't it?"

"Catch one of the cute girls upstairs, brothers, hurry up, set up the pot!"

"I was so scared that I wasn't sure, so I reached in and touched it. Fortunately, I'm two..."

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Baifeng...

"When I went through the security check, I brought a bottle of water, and the handsome guy at the security check asked me to take a sip, but I actually said that I wasn't thirsty. I felt like I lost all my life at once..."

"Hahaha... Although the joke is a bit old, Boss Bai is too cute, so cute..."

"My husband did even more stupid things. The kindergarten teacher asked the parents of the students to make a children's handicraft, which required six cans. As a result, my husband went to the store and bought six cans of Red Bull. He drank them all in one go at the school gate, and took the empty bottles home. ..."

"Big sister upstairs, bragging, how can a normal person buy Red Bull, he must buy the cheapest soda can..."

"Brother, your IQ is in arrears, think about it, six bottles, you have to drink dead people, who would think it expensive, you must choose Red Bull, the smallest can..."

"I'm speechless, why not throw it away? Well, I don't seem to want to..."

"When I was in kindergarten, I imitated boys to pee standing up, and I peed my pants for a month..."

"Wearing headphones to sleep, almost strangled to death in the middle of the night..."

"When I was young, I stole my father's money. I stole 100 yuan. I was afraid of being discovered, so I spent one yuan. I put the remaining 99 back. I will lose one yuan in the future and will not be discovered. As a result, I was almost beaten to death when I went back. Years later I realized why..."

"The primary school teacher asked me to write an essay titled "My Grandpa". I was too lazy to write it, so I just copied it from the essay, but it didn't work, so I found an essay "My Sister". Replace it with grandpa, and then it becomes "I have a beautiful grandpa, he wears two shofar braids every day, wears a floral skirt, is beautiful and cute..." Hey, you didn't see it, my grandpa is 60 Too many, my body is so good that I almost beat me to death that day..."

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The comment area was detonated again. Most people listened to Bai Feng's jokes while scanning the comments in the comment area with their eyes. Some people would reply a few words or even write about their own stupid things when they encountered something that touched them.

The effect of this episode of the program once again aroused the resonance of most of the audience...

"I always thought that 'Anonymous' was a very good writer...I didn't understand what was going on until I was in high school..."

"Eat shit... don't like it, shame!"

"My Cao, upstairs, you have too much taste!"

"The amount of information is too much, I'll fuck you..."

"You are called pica, next time you want to eat, you can make an appointment with me, and you will be charged by item..."

"I'll go... Haoyue Video produces talents!"

"I'm here to view the comments……"

"The show can laugh for an hour, and the comments can make me laugh for a week..."

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At this moment, Qinxi Provincial TV Station...

A group of hosts were idle and bored watching videos around the computer, laughing non-stop...

"Oh, what a pity, Boss Bai's programs are always so good..."

"It would be great if it was broadcast on our TV station. This program will definitely be popular all over the universe..."

"I heard that Mr. Bai seems to have broken up with our station. I don't know if it's true..."

"Impossible, isn't it? Isn't it arguing with Handong Satellite TV? But it's true that I haven't seen Boss Bai for a long time..."

"There must be a breakup. Look for yourself. "Qin Shimingyue", "Standing to the Last", and "Tucao Show", which just started, are not broadcast on our TV station..."

"Hey, I heard it seems that Mr. Bai got angry because our station didn't help when Mr. Bai was tearing up with Handong Satellite TV..."

"It's possible, but we can't blame Director Wu entirely. He retired this month, so he can't beat him at all, but... I can understand Boss Bai's feelings. After all, he is here to help us, and he is fighting for us." If you don't want a future, you have to tear it up with Handong Satellite TV, we really chill Mr. Bai..."

"Oh, it's all right now, Mr. Bai is gone, the ratings of our station have dropped to freezing point, and He Ting of Handong Satellite TV has also been sentenced to 15 years for corruption. Now no one laughs at anyone, and they are all in decline... "

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Wu Jianbin passed by the window, and when he heard the discussion of these hosts, he still felt flushed. He often thought, what would he have done if he had been replaced by Wang Changzhi?
Maybe this old guy will go straight to Handong Satellite TV and fight He Ting hand-to-hand?Or just quit in a fit of anger?In short, Wang Changzhi will definitely not be like himself, just complaining and complaining a few words, and then watching Baifeng who helps him fight alone, fighting to the death with Handong Satellite TV.

Sighing, he finally didn't muster up the courage to go to the first floor of the world, but adopted the method of evasion and retired immediately. Maybe it will be better by then...

Two consecutive episodes of "Tucao Show" have feasted the ears of many fans who like variety shows. Baifeng's status in the entertainment industry has gradually gained the attention and recognition of many stars!

When a crew took a break at noon, several big names got together to rest and drink tea...

"Hey, have you heard that Bai Feng recently put on another variety show, and I heard it's very popular!"

"She's a weirdo. You say she's popular. She doesn't seem to have participated in any shows. You say she's not popular. It seems that many shows have something to do with her. I really don't understand..."

"Now she's become a myth in the entertainment industry. Some people have counted that there isn't a single show she's in charge of that isn't popular. A while ago, that one was called... what anime?"

"You mean "Qin Shimingyue", right? I was tricked into dubbing it..."

"Yes, yes, this is the anime. I heard that the hit rate on the Internet has exceeded [-] million! We don't watch cartoons either. I only know when my daughter tells me this time when I go back..."

"What is this? Do you know how much the title of "Stand to the Last" sold for?"

"How many?"

"More than 3 billion!"

"My Cao, can't I? This show isn't broadcast on TV, how can an advertiser invest so much money? Can you ask me?"

"Mr. Guoli, you don't know. Nowadays, young people like to watch on the Internet. In their words, what is on TV is also on the Internet, and what is on the Internet may not be on TV. Now there are many online viewers. It's transformed!"

"Didn't something happen to Handong Satellite TV? The new head of the station has proposed this idea, wanting to put their newly released variety show "Legendary Singing Voice" on the Internet, but now the Internet platform Haoyue is the number one, I guess. , these two families still have to pinch..."

"Sigh, I can't believe that this Bai Feng is still very powerful, and even knocked He Ting down. It seems that I really can't underestimate her in the future..."

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(End of this chapter)