Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 452 The new director of Qinxi Province
Chapter 452 The new director of Qinxi Province
Bai Feng read about seven or eight articles, all of which were scolding. The most confident person in it was a big V named Gao Pan, so the article was written.
"The "Legend of Zhen Huan" mentioned drafts. May I ask the screenwriter, do you understand ancient drafts? In the Qing Dynasty, only women from the Eight Banners could participate in the drafts. Do you understand?"
"In "Legend of Zhen Huan", in order to compete for favor with each other, the court ladies poisoned each other with musk, causing the child in the other's womb to abort, but in fact? Whether it is ancient or modern, musk is a precious medicinal material, and the country Picking is forbidden, is this basic common sense..."
"Screenwriter, may I ask if you've seen Ye Mingzhu? Do you think it's appropriate to take out a light bulb and be the Ye Mingzhu?"
"Have you seen He's Bi? I don't know, please don't insult my IQ with that large LED light tube?"
……
There are about a dozen mentions on Gao Pan’s Weibo, and the number of people who like it below has already reached 10,000+. The comments are overwhelmingly supportive of Gao Pan, and they are all criticizing the show and the screenwriter.
Bai Feng couldn't help feeling a little annoyed. If you really want to be serious, why don't you watch novels or TV dramas? You might as well watch the news broadcast. Don't, there are exaggerations and embellishments in the news broadcast, so you can only watch black and white documentaries.
If it's true, don't talk about Qing court dramas, those TV dramas are unqualified, especially costume dramas. Who would notice that props, lines, etc. are exactly the same as in ancient times?
Bai Feng flipped through the certification information of Gao Pan, the most lovable dancer, narrowed his eyes, and thought that it was no wonder he was so good.
Gao Pan: Professor of the Chinese Department of Normal University, collector, writer, songwriter...
There are a lot of identities behind him, obviously he is a very big character...
At first, Bai Feng thought that this person was just a simple Wenqing disease. After watching the TV series, he came to scold him, and then turned to his Weibo, and suddenly fell ill.
On Gao Pan's Weibo, since the past few days, there have been more than a dozen posts every day, all scolding the screenwriter of "Legend of Zhen Huan", and full of swear words...
Seeing that Bai Feng clenched her fists tightly and was afraid of smashing the tablet again, Huang Li hurriedly took her tablet into her hands first, and then spoke.
"Boss, this person is too bad, someone must have ordered him from behind..."
"Ok?"
"Think about it, with so many titles and identities, how could he be patient enough to read "Legend of Zhen Huan" and pick out so many faults? How idle is this? Also, he posted Weibo, the more ugly the curse, the more people like it. I just replied a post below, and it was immediately deleted. This must have paid for the navy, and he is the commander-in-chief of the navy... "
Yang Liu asked while pinching her chin and frowning.
"But why did he do this? After all, he is also a cultural person, so he won't be an old hooligan just to save military expenses?"
Huang Li opened a webpage again and pointed it out to the two of them.
"Gao Pan is currently participating in a variety show called "Antique". I guess it's just to catch the popularity. Now his fans have increased a lot..."
"Is this... a variety show run by Qinxi Provincial TV Station?"
"Oh, yes……"
Huang Li was taken aback after she finished speaking, knowing what Bai Feng was thinking, she didn't dare to speak, looked at Yang Liu, stuck out her tongue and went back to her room.
In the room, Bai Feng looked at the computer, but she kept thinking about Gao Pan in her mind. If this was Gao Pan's personal behavior, just to gain popularity and make her famous, then she would be a little relieved.
But if this was instructed by Qinxi Provincial TV Station in order to popularize the program "Antique", it would be a bit cruel to her. After all, she was an allied army on the front line before. Now Wu Jianbin has just stepped down. The ally stabbed her in the back...
Opened her Weibo, the message area was quiet, she thought there was no scolding or comforting voice, she was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that the screenwriter of "Legend of Zhen Huan" has always been a big and round man hidden behind the scenes, It has nothing to do with Bai Feng on the bright side.
She secretly smiled, and then wrote such a joke on Weibo...
It is said that someone went to a restaurant for dinner after traveling to the early Qin Dynasty, and after sitting down, he had a divine dialogue with the waiter in the shop!
"Objective, what would you like to eat?"
"I eat noodles!"
"Then I'm sorry, guest officer, the style of noodles can only be finalized in the Song Dynasty, and the small shop has not yet..."
"What kind of bird shop! You don't even have a bowl of noodles, but there are always steamed buns, so come get a drawer!"
"I'm sorry, my lord, I don't have this one. It will have to wait until Prime Minister Zhuge Zhuge of the Shu Han defeated Meng Huo. I'm sorry..."
"Fuck! Then you don't just serve white rice, do you?"
"Sorry, this is Guanzhong. Rice can only be grown after crossing the Yangtze River. We don't have any..."
"I'm going to die, let's have a hero set meal, Erliang daughter red, half a catty of cooked beef... Hey, hey, why are you covering my mouth!"
"Guest officer, keep your voice down! It's a serious crime for us to slaughter farm cattle privately. Being sued is a crime of exile. Don't dare to eat beef!"
"That's right, I won't drink alcohol anymore, there is always tea, right?"
"Tea? It was only available in the Han Dynasty. Even in the Tang Dynasty, it was drunk by the scholar-bureaucrats. We don't have it here..."
"What the hell do you have?"
"Wowo cakes made of corn, can be dipped in meat sauce and blanched with cabbage."
"Dare you run a Malatang shop!"
"Look at what you said, chili peppers were not introduced until the Ming Dynasty, and the small shop only has peppercorns, which are only numb and not spicy."
"Then you can't stir-fry a vegetable, and you have to boil it?"
"The iron pot could only be produced in the late Song Dynasty, so it couldn't be used for cooking. The vegetable oil was only supplied by small shops that generally planted rapeseed in the late Ming Dynasty."
"........."
"What do you want, sir?"
"..."
"Guest officer, don't go!"
……
This conversation is very interesting. It roughly means that in ancient times, no matter which dynasty, many things in life appeared slowly. This process may take decades, hundreds of years, or even thousands of years...
Especially the vegetables and fruits with the characters "Hu" and "foreign" that we eat now are all transplanted from other regions or even overseas.
After Bai Feng posted the joke, he left a sentence behind it.
"Well, if that's the case, I don't know how to make costume dramas... If you silly B really wants to be serious, I can only say to read the history books, no, history books have been tampered with and rewritten, um... then... I can only watch the one broadcast at 12:[-] noon on some stations... It's the mating season again... There is no historical loophole in the sow's calving, you can watch it carefully, maybe you can find one to practice..."
Baifeng's Weibo still has quite a lot of followers. As soon as the Weibo was updated, fans came to watch, but most of them took it as a joke and couldn't see Baifeng's intentions at all. Of course, this Most of them do not include a few Sherlock Holmes and the famous detective Ke Lan...
(End of this chapter)
Bai Feng read about seven or eight articles, all of which were scolding. The most confident person in it was a big V named Gao Pan, so the article was written.
"The "Legend of Zhen Huan" mentioned drafts. May I ask the screenwriter, do you understand ancient drafts? In the Qing Dynasty, only women from the Eight Banners could participate in the drafts. Do you understand?"
"In "Legend of Zhen Huan", in order to compete for favor with each other, the court ladies poisoned each other with musk, causing the child in the other's womb to abort, but in fact? Whether it is ancient or modern, musk is a precious medicinal material, and the country Picking is forbidden, is this basic common sense..."
"Screenwriter, may I ask if you've seen Ye Mingzhu? Do you think it's appropriate to take out a light bulb and be the Ye Mingzhu?"
"Have you seen He's Bi? I don't know, please don't insult my IQ with that large LED light tube?"
……
There are about a dozen mentions on Gao Pan’s Weibo, and the number of people who like it below has already reached 10,000+. The comments are overwhelmingly supportive of Gao Pan, and they are all criticizing the show and the screenwriter.
Bai Feng couldn't help feeling a little annoyed. If you really want to be serious, why don't you watch novels or TV dramas? You might as well watch the news broadcast. Don't, there are exaggerations and embellishments in the news broadcast, so you can only watch black and white documentaries.
If it's true, don't talk about Qing court dramas, those TV dramas are unqualified, especially costume dramas. Who would notice that props, lines, etc. are exactly the same as in ancient times?
Bai Feng flipped through the certification information of Gao Pan, the most lovable dancer, narrowed his eyes, and thought that it was no wonder he was so good.
Gao Pan: Professor of the Chinese Department of Normal University, collector, writer, songwriter...
There are a lot of identities behind him, obviously he is a very big character...
At first, Bai Feng thought that this person was just a simple Wenqing disease. After watching the TV series, he came to scold him, and then turned to his Weibo, and suddenly fell ill.
On Gao Pan's Weibo, since the past few days, there have been more than a dozen posts every day, all scolding the screenwriter of "Legend of Zhen Huan", and full of swear words...
Seeing that Bai Feng clenched her fists tightly and was afraid of smashing the tablet again, Huang Li hurriedly took her tablet into her hands first, and then spoke.
"Boss, this person is too bad, someone must have ordered him from behind..."
"Ok?"
"Think about it, with so many titles and identities, how could he be patient enough to read "Legend of Zhen Huan" and pick out so many faults? How idle is this? Also, he posted Weibo, the more ugly the curse, the more people like it. I just replied a post below, and it was immediately deleted. This must have paid for the navy, and he is the commander-in-chief of the navy... "
Yang Liu asked while pinching her chin and frowning.
"But why did he do this? After all, he is also a cultural person, so he won't be an old hooligan just to save military expenses?"
Huang Li opened a webpage again and pointed it out to the two of them.
"Gao Pan is currently participating in a variety show called "Antique". I guess it's just to catch the popularity. Now his fans have increased a lot..."
"Is this... a variety show run by Qinxi Provincial TV Station?"
"Oh, yes……"
Huang Li was taken aback after she finished speaking, knowing what Bai Feng was thinking, she didn't dare to speak, looked at Yang Liu, stuck out her tongue and went back to her room.
In the room, Bai Feng looked at the computer, but she kept thinking about Gao Pan in her mind. If this was Gao Pan's personal behavior, just to gain popularity and make her famous, then she would be a little relieved.
But if this was instructed by Qinxi Provincial TV Station in order to popularize the program "Antique", it would be a bit cruel to her. After all, she was an allied army on the front line before. Now Wu Jianbin has just stepped down. The ally stabbed her in the back...
Opened her Weibo, the message area was quiet, she thought there was no scolding or comforting voice, she was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that the screenwriter of "Legend of Zhen Huan" has always been a big and round man hidden behind the scenes, It has nothing to do with Bai Feng on the bright side.
She secretly smiled, and then wrote such a joke on Weibo...
It is said that someone went to a restaurant for dinner after traveling to the early Qin Dynasty, and after sitting down, he had a divine dialogue with the waiter in the shop!
"Objective, what would you like to eat?"
"I eat noodles!"
"Then I'm sorry, guest officer, the style of noodles can only be finalized in the Song Dynasty, and the small shop has not yet..."
"What kind of bird shop! You don't even have a bowl of noodles, but there are always steamed buns, so come get a drawer!"
"I'm sorry, my lord, I don't have this one. It will have to wait until Prime Minister Zhuge Zhuge of the Shu Han defeated Meng Huo. I'm sorry..."
"Fuck! Then you don't just serve white rice, do you?"
"Sorry, this is Guanzhong. Rice can only be grown after crossing the Yangtze River. We don't have any..."
"I'm going to die, let's have a hero set meal, Erliang daughter red, half a catty of cooked beef... Hey, hey, why are you covering my mouth!"
"Guest officer, keep your voice down! It's a serious crime for us to slaughter farm cattle privately. Being sued is a crime of exile. Don't dare to eat beef!"
"That's right, I won't drink alcohol anymore, there is always tea, right?"
"Tea? It was only available in the Han Dynasty. Even in the Tang Dynasty, it was drunk by the scholar-bureaucrats. We don't have it here..."
"What the hell do you have?"
"Wowo cakes made of corn, can be dipped in meat sauce and blanched with cabbage."
"Dare you run a Malatang shop!"
"Look at what you said, chili peppers were not introduced until the Ming Dynasty, and the small shop only has peppercorns, which are only numb and not spicy."
"Then you can't stir-fry a vegetable, and you have to boil it?"
"The iron pot could only be produced in the late Song Dynasty, so it couldn't be used for cooking. The vegetable oil was only supplied by small shops that generally planted rapeseed in the late Ming Dynasty."
"........."
"What do you want, sir?"
"..."
"Guest officer, don't go!"
……
This conversation is very interesting. It roughly means that in ancient times, no matter which dynasty, many things in life appeared slowly. This process may take decades, hundreds of years, or even thousands of years...
Especially the vegetables and fruits with the characters "Hu" and "foreign" that we eat now are all transplanted from other regions or even overseas.
After Bai Feng posted the joke, he left a sentence behind it.
"Well, if that's the case, I don't know how to make costume dramas... If you silly B really wants to be serious, I can only say to read the history books, no, history books have been tampered with and rewritten, um... then... I can only watch the one broadcast at 12:[-] noon on some stations... It's the mating season again... There is no historical loophole in the sow's calving, you can watch it carefully, maybe you can find one to practice..."
Baifeng's Weibo still has quite a lot of followers. As soon as the Weibo was updated, fans came to watch, but most of them took it as a joke and couldn't see Baifeng's intentions at all. Of course, this Most of them do not include a few Sherlock Holmes and the famous detective Ke Lan...
(End of this chapter)
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