Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 456

Holding down his blood pressure, Gao Pan asked another question, grinning grimly.

"This is a riddle couplet, and the first couplet can swallow two springs, three rivers, four seas and five lakes in one mouthful!"

The difficulty of this question is completely doubled. If you want to answer it, you must first guess the answer to this question, and then match the second line based on the answer, and the second line must also be a riddle, and the answer must be consistent with the first line unanimous!
The most terrible thing is that the level and confrontation of the upper and lower lines have to agree with the requirements!
Under several conditions, it is basically equal to no solution!

But since there is an upper couplet, there must be a lower couplet. Baifeng never believed in a dead couplet. Goldbach guessed that after more than 200 years, the tip of the iceberg has been uncovered. Can a couplet with a few words still be great in China? One billion talented scholars and beautiful ladies?joke!

Laugh right now!

"Dare to enter thousands of households of the ten directions! I'll tell you the answer, it's a hot water bottle!"

Gao Pan gritted his teeth already...

"A parrot can talk as hard as a phoenix!"

"Hehe, I mentioned this couplet in my lectures at Peking University. The second couplet is a spider, although it is as clever as a silkworm!"

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"The moon on the bottom of the water is the moon on the sky!"

"Hey, the person in your eyes is the person in front of you! Is Professor Gao confessing his love to me? I don't like greasy men in the Mediterranean..."

Gao Pan vomited blood.

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"One year old and two springs double August, the world has two springs and autumns!"

"This couplet is what I said to the fifth professor, alas, sixty sixty sixties and Sunday, the world meets Jiazi again!"

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"Five hundred miles of Dianchi Lake, rushing to the bottom of the eye. Wearing the shore cape, the joy is vast and the sky is boundless! Look: the gods are flying in the east, the spirit instrument in the west, the snakes in the north, and the plains in the south. Talented people, why not choose to win Landing, going to Luozhou, Xieyu Island, combing and wrapping the wind and mist; changing the sky and reeds, embellished with green feathers and red clouds. Don't let it down: surrounded by fragrant rice, ten thousand hectares of clear sand, nine summer hibiscus, three spring willows. This is the world The first long couplet, I don't believe you can come up right!"

Gao Pan sneered, and Bai Feng also laughed.

"Hehe, this is the couplet I wrote in the novel. I don't know who posted it on the Internet, and copied it before you. My upper couplet naturally has my second couplet! Listen carefully, don't be surprised!"

"Thousands of years of the past, poured into the heart. Lingxu wine, who is the hero? Think: Han Xi building boats, Tang Biao iron pillars, Song wielding a jade axe, Yuan Kua leather bags. Great achievements, exhausted efforts to move mountains , all the pearl curtains and painted buildings, the scrolls are not as good as the evening rain and the morning clouds, and the broken steles are all paid to the smoke. Only a few sparse bells, half a river fishing fire, two lines of autumn geese, and a pillow of clear frost."

Gao Pan just knelt down, everyone cried, and said to his heart, you wrote everything, this is more of an ass, watching the show time, gnashing his teeth, he wanted to find a crack in the ground on the spot.

From double word couplets, palindrome couplets to riddle couplets, reverse couplets, from short couplets to long couplets, none of them stumped the other party, and this time they were all ruthlessly ridiculed by the other party, which is unbearable...

Immediately take out the lore pair!
"Look at the plum blossoms and sweep the snow!"

"Looking at the mountain and dancing with the stream."

Gao Pan laughed out loud after listening to Bai Feng's answer.

"Hehe, you are right or wrong this time, do you think my Shanghai couplet is very simple?"

"Is not it?"

Seeing Bai Feng's cute expression, Gao Pan really wanted to punch him, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he sneered.

"Isn't it difficult for you to know right away, my first couplet is to watch the plum blossom alone and sweep the snow! Tongyindu Duo Rui Mi Fa So Laxi!"

Bai Feng pursed her lips and smiled lightly.

"Oh, that's such a coincidence, my second couplet is the same. Listen, look at the mountains and dance streams! Isn't it exactly 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7?"

Gao Pan was taken aback, read it several times in his mouth, and his face changed color again, completely turning into a liver color...

The audience watching at this time are all stupid...

"I'm Cao, I'm too strong, God, please accept my knee..."

"Seven numbers to seven syllables, it is absolutely absolute! Haha, I accidentally said a couplet, is it absolutely absolute? Ask for the second couplet!"

"Baifeng is my idol, a real talented woman! She deserves the title of Mister!"

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Seeing that Gao Pan stopped talking, Bai Feng smiled.

"Hehe, Professor Gao has asked me so many questions. Can I ask Professor Gao one? It's very simple, and it's also a pair at the first grade level. Professor Gao is so good, it should be easy to answer... ..."

This is a trick, how could Gao Pan not know that the higher the holding, the worse the fall, but indeed he asked Bai Feng a lot of questions, so he could only nod while wiping his sweat, showing an ugly smile.

"Hehe, that's fine, you can ask whatever you want..."

Bai Feng smiled and nodded.

"My upper couplet is: a lone boat, with two or three passengers, using four oars and five sails, passing through six beaches and seven bays, experiencing ups and downs, it is a pity that it is very late, and it has turned a thousand times, so helpless! "

He knew he was going to suffer, but he didn't know that he would suffer like this. Gao Pan couldn't count with his fingers...

As soon as the couplet came out, he only had one thought at the moment, that is, the damn program of FMD will end in a few minutes...

This is absolutely absolute. The original pair was "a lonely boat, with two or three poets on it, with four oars and five sails, passing through six beaches and seven bays, going through ups and downs. It's a pity that it was very late." ', but just in case, it was directly changed by Baifeng.

Added hundreds of turns and thousands of times and helplessness at the end, not only the artistic conception is fuller, but also the problem of the whole couplet is geometrically multiplied...not only from one to ten, but also by millions...

Especially the last two sentences, if you want to get it right, you have to start from thousands and hundreds to one, and you have to fight neatly, which is simply impossible...

Bai Feng checked the time, saw that Gao Pan was still in a daze, and reminded him.

"Hehe, Professor Gao, time is of the essence, just forget it if you can't answer, don't let the audience see you in a daze..."

Gao Pan's old blood has soared again. When people are more nervous, they are more afraid of being urged. The more they are urged, the more nervous they become. The more nervous, the smaller the brain. Notify the end of the advertisement.

Gao Pan coughed in embarrassment, and then showed an ugly smile.

"Hehe, audience friends, because of the time constraints of the show, let's leave this couplet for discussion for the time being, and let's talk about it in the next issue!"

Gao Pan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, it's a good thing it's over, otherwise this step would really be impossible to descend.

After the program team yelled "click", the recording ended, and Bai Feng smiled and went up to shake hands with Gao Pan.

"Hehe, Professor Gao, it's really hard work for you..."

Gao Pan's face changed color again. The word "hard work" coupled with Bai Feng's half-smile expression, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a face full of sarcasm!
After Bai Feng finished speaking, she left the TV station with a smile. She was happy, but Gao Pan's life was hard. Before he left the stage, he was dragged into the office by Jia Kanghe to give a lecture.

"What did you do? Ah? A professor at the Normal University, Yinglian is no better than a girl? Aren't you the so-called Taishan Beidou of the Yinglian class? That's your level?"

"Director Kang He, don't worry, I... I'll go back and study it carefully. This is the first round. I won't compare couplets in the future. Don't worry, I will definitely find a venue..."

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(End of this chapter)