Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 502
Chapter 502
More than a dozen reporters from various countries stretched out their spears and short sticks to the microphone. The expression on Bai Feng's face was wonderful. Now is a great opportunity to pretend to be B all over the world. Could it be so easily wasted?
What should I do?
Pretending to be excited and squatting on the ground crying?
But would this be too embarrassing?This is the lens of the whole world!
Or... in sign language?
TMD himself can't!
How to do how to do!
Suddenly, a familiar and stalwart... er... well, it should be said that a wretched figure squeezed in!
Qian Chuanzi approached him, switched all the microphones, and yelled loudly...
"Everything is crowded, everyone backs off, I am our boss' manager, secretary and personal assistant, please come to me if you have any questions..."
Bai Feng rolled his eyes and almost died of anger. This guy probably saw that this was a good opportunity to pretend to be a B, so he squeezed over to catch the heat, but unexpectedly, he just relieved Bai Feng.
"Ah... Our boss must be happy to win an award, but I am even happier, because the boss wrote this "Country Love"..."
"Uh...Assistant secretary, Mr. Broker... Isn't Miss Bai's book called "Country Teacher"?"
"Hey, you know about the translation problem. There are thousands of dialects in our country. In some places...they are almost the same anyway. Don't make trouble, just listen to me...this "Country Priest"..."
"Isn't it "Country Love"?"
"Hey, I made a slip of the tongue. I know too many dialects. I got it wrong. Anyway, it's this book. When I was creating it, I provided our boss with endless ideas and inspiration... This teacher Wang Xiaomeng, and this book Xie Yongqiang..."
"Uh...Mr. Assistant Secretary Broker...Are there two teachers in this book?"
"One, what I'm talking about is... oh, you keep asking, is it right for you to talk too much? Come on, come on, tell me! Really, listen to me, this Wang Xiaomeng is a teacher, Xie Yongqiang is her boyfriend, But after getting married, but unable to have children, his father Xie Guangkun was worried, Liu Neng and Nicholas Zhao Si..."
"Uh... Excuse me, Mr. Assistant Secretary Manager, this book... seems to have no children... there is nothing Xie Guangkun..."
"No? Oh oh oh...hehe, this is the first one you guys watched...I'm talking about the later ones...it hasn't come out yet..."
"This is big news, Mr. Assistant Secretary Broker, do you mean that there will be a sequel to this book?"
"Of course... there will be "Country 2", "Country 3", "Country 4"... until "Country 10"! Let me tell you, the latter is wonderful! This Changgui, drowned, the latter Alive again, Yongqiang went to sell barbecue, Xiaomeng's tofu..."
The matter of rural love was made by Bai Feng when he was talking about TV dramas with Qian Chuanzi and the others. Who knew that Qian Chuanzi's memory was so deep that he could remember the plot in detail.
As a result, he confused "Country Teacher" with "Country Love", and in front of the media cameras all over the world, he wanted to talk about it...
In the end, he even learned the famous dance moves of Nicholas Zhao Si, and went crazy on the spot...
Bai Feng immediately petrified, and while his attention was attracted by the string of money, he quickly sneaked out through the small door next to him.
Mo Bei followed into the room, talked to her several times in a row, and found that something was wrong with her, so he asked again. Bai Feng was helpless, and took out a pen and paper.
Quickly write on...
[I have a sore throat and can't speak right now, we'll withdraw when Qian Chuanzi comes back! 】
Mo Bei looked at her in surprise, took a pen and paper and began to write.
【What's wrong?Are you sick?Shall I take you to the hospital? 】
Bai Feng took the pen...
I was just about to write 'I'm fine', but suddenly I was stunned, and then I wrote a sentence...
[Why do you learn to write from me even if your voice is fine? 】
Mo Bei was taken aback, and scratched his head with a dry smile before he realized it, but then made fun of her.
"I can talk, but you can also use WeChat to send me messages. Why do you write?"
puff!
Bai Feng spat out a mouthful of old blood...
The two waited in the room for Qian Chuanzi and Huang Li to come back, but they waited and waited for no one to be seen. They ran to the meeting venue to see that the doors inside were locked, and they called Huang Li again.
As a result, Huang Li cried, and said on the phone that Qian Chuanzi was bragging a bit too much, and now she was invited by a group of media reporters and the organizing committee of the Galaxy Awards to attend the reception.
Now I've had too much to drink, and I'm on my way back...
About half an hour after hanging up the phone, Huang Li called Mo Bei and asked him to go downstairs to help, and 10 minutes later, Mo Bei put the money back.
Seeing Baifeng, Qian Chuanzi knelt down with a plop...
Holding half a bottle of foreign wine of unknown brand, crying and saying...
"Wuuuuu... Father... I finally came to the United States for a while, it was not easy... I must repent today... I want to go to heaven, my sins are too deep..."
Mo Bei coughed beside him...
"Cough... child, tell all your sins, and I will forgive you for God..."
"I... I regret it. Last year, I stole the wine left by the hotel guests, and then sold it with water... Then I cut a hole in Beichuan Xiaotian's underwear, and then returned it to Mo Bei's. Glue poured in the shoe..."
"I'm damn...I'll kill you!"
Mo Bei was so excited that he wanted to rush up and kill him, Huang Li and Bai Feng hurriedly stopped him, but Huang Li was soon mentioned...
"Father... I'm still guilty. I'm sorry for my wife, me and my sister-in-law..."
"what!"
Huang Li and the three of them all groaned, but this guy suddenly tilted his head and snored!
"Hey, wake up! Tell me, what happened to you and my sister! Bastard! Wake up!"
Huang Li was so angry that she cried, shaking Qian Chuanzi's head non-stop, and Mo Beigaba clenched his fists and motioned to Huang Li.
"Sister, get out of the way, let me teach this bastard a lesson for you!"
Boom!
Mo Bei punched him with one punch, then bang, bang, bang, and finally pulled away amidst Huang Li's cries...
The four of them entered the room and put the strings of money on the bed. Huang Li sat on the stool and pinched the hem of her clothes, pouted and looked at Bai Feng aggrievedly.
Mo Bei quickly explained.
"Oh...uh...Boss Bai suddenly lost his voice just now. If you want to say anything, just say it, and she will reply you in WeChat..."
"Ah...the boss lost his voice..."
Huang Li was a little worried, and Bai Feng smiled and raised her phone, motioning her to check WeChat, and then sent a message.
【My throat is fine, it will be fine in three days, but you... don't think about what Qian Chuanzi said just now, his character is like this, he keeps making small mistakes, but never makes big ones...】
Huang Li was about to reply when Mo Bei coughed to remind her.
"Uh...Actually...you can just say it without typing..."
Huang Li gave an embarrassing hum, and started pinching the corner of her clothes again.
"Boss... Do you think he... will have sex with my sister..."
(End of this chapter)
More than a dozen reporters from various countries stretched out their spears and short sticks to the microphone. The expression on Bai Feng's face was wonderful. Now is a great opportunity to pretend to be B all over the world. Could it be so easily wasted?
What should I do?
Pretending to be excited and squatting on the ground crying?
But would this be too embarrassing?This is the lens of the whole world!
Or... in sign language?
TMD himself can't!
How to do how to do!
Suddenly, a familiar and stalwart... er... well, it should be said that a wretched figure squeezed in!
Qian Chuanzi approached him, switched all the microphones, and yelled loudly...
"Everything is crowded, everyone backs off, I am our boss' manager, secretary and personal assistant, please come to me if you have any questions..."
Bai Feng rolled his eyes and almost died of anger. This guy probably saw that this was a good opportunity to pretend to be a B, so he squeezed over to catch the heat, but unexpectedly, he just relieved Bai Feng.
"Ah... Our boss must be happy to win an award, but I am even happier, because the boss wrote this "Country Love"..."
"Uh...Assistant secretary, Mr. Broker... Isn't Miss Bai's book called "Country Teacher"?"
"Hey, you know about the translation problem. There are thousands of dialects in our country. In some places...they are almost the same anyway. Don't make trouble, just listen to me...this "Country Priest"..."
"Isn't it "Country Love"?"
"Hey, I made a slip of the tongue. I know too many dialects. I got it wrong. Anyway, it's this book. When I was creating it, I provided our boss with endless ideas and inspiration... This teacher Wang Xiaomeng, and this book Xie Yongqiang..."
"Uh...Mr. Assistant Secretary Broker...Are there two teachers in this book?"
"One, what I'm talking about is... oh, you keep asking, is it right for you to talk too much? Come on, come on, tell me! Really, listen to me, this Wang Xiaomeng is a teacher, Xie Yongqiang is her boyfriend, But after getting married, but unable to have children, his father Xie Guangkun was worried, Liu Neng and Nicholas Zhao Si..."
"Uh... Excuse me, Mr. Assistant Secretary Manager, this book... seems to have no children... there is nothing Xie Guangkun..."
"No? Oh oh oh...hehe, this is the first one you guys watched...I'm talking about the later ones...it hasn't come out yet..."
"This is big news, Mr. Assistant Secretary Broker, do you mean that there will be a sequel to this book?"
"Of course... there will be "Country 2", "Country 3", "Country 4"... until "Country 10"! Let me tell you, the latter is wonderful! This Changgui, drowned, the latter Alive again, Yongqiang went to sell barbecue, Xiaomeng's tofu..."
The matter of rural love was made by Bai Feng when he was talking about TV dramas with Qian Chuanzi and the others. Who knew that Qian Chuanzi's memory was so deep that he could remember the plot in detail.
As a result, he confused "Country Teacher" with "Country Love", and in front of the media cameras all over the world, he wanted to talk about it...
In the end, he even learned the famous dance moves of Nicholas Zhao Si, and went crazy on the spot...
Bai Feng immediately petrified, and while his attention was attracted by the string of money, he quickly sneaked out through the small door next to him.
Mo Bei followed into the room, talked to her several times in a row, and found that something was wrong with her, so he asked again. Bai Feng was helpless, and took out a pen and paper.
Quickly write on...
[I have a sore throat and can't speak right now, we'll withdraw when Qian Chuanzi comes back! 】
Mo Bei looked at her in surprise, took a pen and paper and began to write.
【What's wrong?Are you sick?Shall I take you to the hospital? 】
Bai Feng took the pen...
I was just about to write 'I'm fine', but suddenly I was stunned, and then I wrote a sentence...
[Why do you learn to write from me even if your voice is fine? 】
Mo Bei was taken aback, and scratched his head with a dry smile before he realized it, but then made fun of her.
"I can talk, but you can also use WeChat to send me messages. Why do you write?"
puff!
Bai Feng spat out a mouthful of old blood...
The two waited in the room for Qian Chuanzi and Huang Li to come back, but they waited and waited for no one to be seen. They ran to the meeting venue to see that the doors inside were locked, and they called Huang Li again.
As a result, Huang Li cried, and said on the phone that Qian Chuanzi was bragging a bit too much, and now she was invited by a group of media reporters and the organizing committee of the Galaxy Awards to attend the reception.
Now I've had too much to drink, and I'm on my way back...
About half an hour after hanging up the phone, Huang Li called Mo Bei and asked him to go downstairs to help, and 10 minutes later, Mo Bei put the money back.
Seeing Baifeng, Qian Chuanzi knelt down with a plop...
Holding half a bottle of foreign wine of unknown brand, crying and saying...
"Wuuuuu... Father... I finally came to the United States for a while, it was not easy... I must repent today... I want to go to heaven, my sins are too deep..."
Mo Bei coughed beside him...
"Cough... child, tell all your sins, and I will forgive you for God..."
"I... I regret it. Last year, I stole the wine left by the hotel guests, and then sold it with water... Then I cut a hole in Beichuan Xiaotian's underwear, and then returned it to Mo Bei's. Glue poured in the shoe..."
"I'm damn...I'll kill you!"
Mo Bei was so excited that he wanted to rush up and kill him, Huang Li and Bai Feng hurriedly stopped him, but Huang Li was soon mentioned...
"Father... I'm still guilty. I'm sorry for my wife, me and my sister-in-law..."
"what!"
Huang Li and the three of them all groaned, but this guy suddenly tilted his head and snored!
"Hey, wake up! Tell me, what happened to you and my sister! Bastard! Wake up!"
Huang Li was so angry that she cried, shaking Qian Chuanzi's head non-stop, and Mo Beigaba clenched his fists and motioned to Huang Li.
"Sister, get out of the way, let me teach this bastard a lesson for you!"
Boom!
Mo Bei punched him with one punch, then bang, bang, bang, and finally pulled away amidst Huang Li's cries...
The four of them entered the room and put the strings of money on the bed. Huang Li sat on the stool and pinched the hem of her clothes, pouted and looked at Bai Feng aggrievedly.
Mo Bei quickly explained.
"Oh...uh...Boss Bai suddenly lost his voice just now. If you want to say anything, just say it, and she will reply you in WeChat..."
"Ah...the boss lost his voice..."
Huang Li was a little worried, and Bai Feng smiled and raised her phone, motioning her to check WeChat, and then sent a message.
【My throat is fine, it will be fine in three days, but you... don't think about what Qian Chuanzi said just now, his character is like this, he keeps making small mistakes, but never makes big ones...】
Huang Li was about to reply when Mo Bei coughed to remind her.
"Uh...Actually...you can just say it without typing..."
Huang Li gave an embarrassing hum, and started pinching the corner of her clothes again.
"Boss... Do you think he... will have sex with my sister..."
(End of this chapter)
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