Almighty Fat Goddess

Chapter 539 Tell you how strong the motherland is

Kato Kazun's face was a little ugly, he forced a smile, and spoke again.

"Hehe, Miss Bai, if you have studied history, you should know that the victory back then was all because of the Americans. You should thank them, otherwise, now..."

"Hehe, Professor Kato, I think you should thank the American people, otherwise your parents might not be Japanese, they might be Chinese... Think about it, if you were victorious back then, what would have happened? What will it be? A large number of Japanese come to China, and then? Let me tell you, the end is to be assimilated by hundreds of millions of Chinese people! After all, you are just a small country that can pull through the entire country with a single network cable. how many people!"

Kato Kaze was taken aback, it was the first time he had heard this kind of theory, and he couldn't help but pay more attention to Baifeng. Although she is not a professional writer or sociologist, and her theory even has many loopholes, she often uses the most The vulgar language hits itself directly.

Kato Kaze: Although Japan is small, its economy has always surpassed yours. We have Sony, Panasonic, Toshiba, etc., and our technology is ahead of you.

Bai Feng smiled embarrassedly: Hehe, then you are really good, our country is not good, our country only has cheap products made by small companies, such as the jacket you are wearing, it should be processed by a factory in southern Yunnan The factory, and your leather shoes, these should be from Hu Jian's side, of course, your trousers are also...

Kato Kazun was stunned, looked down at his clothes, and laughed.

"Baifeng, you are wrong. I bought these from a store in our country. They are all Japanese company brands. If you don't believe me, you can look at the trademark!"

As he said that, he took off the clothes, pointed at the label on it and laughed, Bai Feng took the clothes with a smile, picked off the label on the top, and took another label underneath.

"Tut tut, look, my English is not good, professor, how is your English, can you translate for me?"

Kato Feng saw that there was a layer of label under the clothes label, his face was flushed, Mu Mu waved his hand, and the photographer pushed the camera forward, aiming at the label, it clearly said made in china!
Everyone laughed. Unconvinced, he took off his shoes to check again. As a result, Baifeng picked out the Chinese label from inside again, and Kato Kazun suddenly blushed like a monkey's butt.

"You...how do you know it was made by Huaxia?"

"Because your country is small..."

Kato Kaze snorted.

"Even if it was made by your country, your country can only make these small things, can you do high-tech things? Don't you have to rely on us?"

"High-tech? Is the Phantom 2000 high enough? Is the space station technology high enough? We don't like it. Do you know why? Because the technology is too general!"

"Nonsense, it's impossible!"

"Nonsense? Professor, you can't talk nonsense. Don't you usually read the news?"

Everyone took out their mobile phones to search at the same time, and it turned out that there were really these two pieces of news.

Bai Feng snorted and continued to speak aggressively.

"Compare us to Huaxia? How do you compare? From eating, drinking, drinking, to basic necessities of life, from walking upright, to learning how to be a human being, what point did you not learn from us? Now, Guan Gong is playing big knives in front of him, and he came to compete with us in culture. ?Do you have culture? You also learned from us!
In 210 BC, Xu Fu, who went to the sea to seek immortality for Qin Shihuang, brought Qin's shipbuilding, navigation, smelting, farming, textile, medicine and other technologies and Chinese customs and culture to the Japanese archipelago.This allowed you to quickly enter the agricultural economy from the backward collection economy.

At the end of the 4th century, you began to strengthen your ties with our country and pay tribute to our country.Do you understand the meaning of tribute?

Since 413 AD, there have been 5 successive "Kings of Yamato", that is, your supreme leader.After ascending the throne, they must send envoys to China to obtain the canonization of our emperor.

Do you know why?For fear of being beaten!
And our Chinese characters, when they entered Japan, were mainly used in official records, business account books and diplomatic documents. Later, Japanese people also gradually learned Chinese characters.

Only now do you have your own words, you know?
In the 5th century AD, Buddhism entered Japan from our country. Before that, religious activities in Japan were still in the primitive stage of nature worship.

Let me think about it, what will you worship at that time?a pig?a snake?Or a five-legged dog?Well, there is no record of this, so I just played it casually, don't mind!
In 604 A.D., the earliest constitution in your history ("Seventeen-Article Constitution") was promulgated. The full text was written in Chinese characters, and most of the content came from Confucianism in our country, mainly admonishing and preaching to persuade good and abandon evil.

You can't deny that, can you?It should still be stored in your Yamato Museum, you can go and see it when you have time.

Since 607 A.D., your Prince Shotoku sent overseas students and monks to study in our country, and Buddhist culture continued to flow into Japan. With the construction of temples, arts such as sculpture, painting, and Buddha statue sculpture also developed rapidly in Japan. The temple has become a display world of foreign culture and popular art at that time.

You should also know this, right?
In the 6th century A.D., Emperor Kotoku moved the capital from Asuka Castle to Namba, which is today's Osaka, and followed us in establishing the "Era" - "Daika".

It’s all in your history books, so you can’t deny it, right?

In 708 AD, your government imitated the currency of the Tang Dynasty, minted the earliest copper coin in history - "Hetong Kaiding", and encouraged people to use currency.

Your museum also has this.

From 631 AD to 894 AD, for more than 260 years, in politics, your court created its own political system based on the system of the Tang Dynasty. The Laws of the Great Treasure were basically copied from the laws and regulations of the Tang Dynasty.

Alas, terrible plagiarism, it is simply insane, this "Dabao Law" was originally still in your museum.

During the Nara period, people in your country began to imitate Tang poetry and write short poems depicting nature and feeling life.The later popular Japanese haiku also evolved from this.

I heard that you have published a collection of poems, hehe...

Then, during the time of your Emperor Tenchi, the university established in Kyoto mainly taught Confucian classics, and also taught Chinese, mathematics, and law. The teaching content was similar to that of the Tang Dynasty.

Advanced technologies and knowledge such as music, painting, sculpture, calligraphy, fine arts, as well as astronomy and calendar, medicine, mathematics, architecture, and engraving and printing in the Tang Dynasty were introduced one after another.

In 806 AD, your overseas monk "Zaicheng" brought the "Tiantai Sect" of Buddhism back to Japan from China and became the most powerful Buddhist sect in Japan.

In 754 AD, monk Jianzhen made his sixth eastward journey and finally arrived in Japan.Jianzhen was proficient in medicine, especially herbal medicine. He passed on Chinese medical knowledge to the Japanese and promoted the development of Japanese medicine.

Before the 14th century, the Japanese medical circles always regarded Jianzhen as the ancestor of medicine.Until the 17th century, Japanese medicine bags were still affixed with authentic images.

You don’t think that Monk Jianzhen belongs to Japan like Bangchui Country, do you?
So let me summarize, what have you learned from Huaxia?
Chinese characters, Buddhism, Confucianism, political system, laws and regulations, metal processing, smelting technology, pottery, civil engineering, textile industry, medicine, literature, fine arts, Go, currency, tea culture...

Even your national flower, cherry blossom, is passed down from our country!What do you have to be proud of?

Mr. Kato?Am I comprehensive enough?Do you have anything to add?
Have you ever heard the term "monkey and crown"?It's you!No matter how human you are, you still can’t learn the inner cultural connotation after all!
As for your view that aggression is glory, I do not deny it, but what is advanced and what is excellent?Let me tell you, my great China has established the state with etiquette and convinced people with virtue since ancient times.

When have you ever bullied others by violence, and when have you ever used the strong to bully the weak?

Your country has studied in China thousands of years ago, it is because we are more advanced and better than you.

But at that time, because he was stronger and more advanced than you, did he wantonly invade you?No!
Not only did we not invade you, but we supported them with enlightenment and guided them with civilization. We did not regard you as rough and backward, ignorant and ignorant as dogs and sheep that can be bullied and crushed by me. Instead, we opened the door of the country and let you learn .

Then, you barbarian land, the dull people, only have the writing, the clothes, the etiquette, and only then have you learned a three-pointed human appearance.

It's a pity that you haven't learned three parts of human nature, but seven parts of animal nature are deeply rooted.

I can’t help being ungrateful, but repaying my kindness and revenge, provoking wars, trampling our country’s territory, and massacring our people. It has been more than ten years since Jiazi. I can’t imagine that such a highly respected person like you can talk about aggression so high and complacently. !

According to me, you don't even count as monkeys and crowns, you can only be counted as developmental deformities! ! !I bother! ! ! "

Baifeng spoke extremely fast, and a long passage of impassioned words made people's blood boil after hearing it, especially the last bah, a mouthful of spitting directly on Kato Kaze's face.

Kato Kaze widened his eyes, stretched out his fingers, and gasped in disbelief. He seemed to want to say something, opened his mouth, and then spit out a mouthful of blood with a puff.

Qian Chuanzi hurried to the window, clasped his hands and shouted out.

"Zhaixing Building, a first aid!"

Immediately two people got off the ambulance outside, and they came with a stretcher...

When the militants who followed heard that they were going to the hospital again, their legs trembled.

The foreign video connection ended because Professor Kato Kaze vomited blood and fell to the ground, but the domestic live video broadcast by Mumu and the others continued. After sending Professor Kato Kaze away, Bai Feng spoke to the camera.

"It's not indecent to come and go, Japan, wait for me, I'm coming!"

When the camera ended, all the Chinese viewers who watched left messages below to ask questions.

"Boss Bai is mighty, are you going to Japan to make trouble next time?"

"Depending on the situation, Bai is going to explode!"

"Watching this video is really refreshing, it turns out our country is so awesome!"

……

So far, all the people Japan sent to find fault three times were wiped out!
(End of this chapter)