Almighty Fat Goddess
Chapter 554
Chapter 554
At night, after Qian Chuanzi crackled and smashed the space bar at the computer, the sound slowly fell, he turned his head aggrieved, and Beichuan Xiaotian, Huang Li and others behind him all burst out laughing.
Looking at Baifeng, Qian Chuanzi pouted and pointed to his head.
"Mr. Bai, by the way, why do I have to dye my afro hair green? It's so unlucky... Besides, my smoky makeup... When will it end? I feel like I'm going to bend..."
Bai Feng burst out laughing uncontrollably and shook her head.
"That can't be done. You are now the eldest lady of the funeral, and the spiritual leader of the Japanese funeral family. There are tens of thousands of killers under your command. You are the head of the eldest sister. How can you pick someone casually..."
"But...but why do I want to make such a disgusting image of a woman?"
"Hehe, disgusting? What's so disgusting about this? This is also a cultural image. Besides, this is your most important job at present. You can play the trumpet infinitely and hang up the dance. You can be content with it. Hurry up and give it to your subordinates." NC fans talk about the party!"
Qian Chuanzi snorted, and then posted the news in the major family groups...
From the next day, all the barbershops in Japan went crazy...
Qing Yuan was cutting hair, and at the moment the barber was cutting another person's hair. Three young men with colorful hair came in from outside, with uniform afro heads, lollipops in hand, skull nails in their ears, small blush on their faces, legs Wearing plaid trousers and canvas shoes, three and two looked up at the sky at 45 degrees with their heads raised, with melancholy faces, and one hair covering their eyes.
"Uh...you...do you need a haircut?"
"Don't be a polite beast, just be a free dog!"
"what?"
The barber couldn't understand, so he let out an ah, and the red hair next to him snorted and translated for him.
"Our young master Leng means, nonsense, you must have your hair cut when you come to the barber shop! Hurry up, give us Shao Leng a haircut!"
"Uh……"
The barber was a little embarrassed, he was really afraid that the other person's hair would be washed out, and just about to ask a few questions about how to fix it, three blue-haired non-mainstream people came in outside.
When the three of them saw the three days inside, their eyes turned cold immediately!
"Hmph, good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a hundred! I never imagined that the enemy's road is narrow, and you can meet your loved ones here!"
"Don't worry about your heart, don't worry about your feelings! I'm burying my love, Young Master Leng. Which family do you belong to?"
"Kill the Matt family! Kill the red!"
The three members of the Burying Love family all showed indignation when they heard this. The Killing Matt family is a family that has just emerged recently. The third largest guild!
Seeing the expressions of these three people, the three members of the Shamat family laughed.
"Haha, are you scared? Go away if you are scared!"
Zong Ai Leng Shao snorted.
"Hide sadness with a smile, explain everything with silence! Want to fight! Then fight!"
Saying that, the three of them first left the barber shop and entered the Internet cafe next to them, and then the people from the Shamat family also entered the Internet cafe...
The barber at the back watched them come in blankly, and then watched them go out...
……
The owner of Xiaozhu Internet Cafe was drinking tea in the office when there was a knock on the outside door...
"Come in……"
"President Xiaozhu, here is the purchase list for this month, please sign it..."
"Hmm... um? How did you purchase so many space keys? 1500 space keys? Buy them and eat them?"
The small staff explained awkwardly.
"President, the Internet cafe business is very good recently..."
"Then what? Has something to do with the space bar?"
"They're all playing the game "Gain Dance". This game takes a lot of space, and every day our Internet cafe can break dozens of them..."
"So exaggerated?"
President Xiaozhu didn't believe it, so he ran to the Internet cafe to have a look, but before he got to the door, he heard the sound of knocking, cracking, his heart was bleeding...
This is not over yet, the little employee next to him continued to tell him.
"President, the price of the space bar has skyrocketed from 600 yen to 3000 yen this month, so we want to buy more, otherwise it may be even more expensive next month..."
"My motherfucker... Who are the people sitting in this Internet cafe? COSPLAY? Or black society? Why do they all look like ghosts..."
"President, this is a feature of this game. Only afro hair, smoky makeup, and tattoos can prove that you are a member of a big family in the game. In this way, no one dares to mess with you, otherwise you will be looked down upon... "
"My Nima..."
"President, you haven't been here for a long time. Now young people all over the country are dressed like this. They call it a non-mainstream culture. Look at our Internet cafe. The first three rows are red-feathered cockscombs. These are murderous The ones from the Matt family, the green ones in the middle are from the Crazy Young family, the ones with variegated hairs on the back are from the Burial Love family, and there are all kinds of other families..."
"My mother... what are they doing? They don't know how to fight, do they?"
"They are dancing, every day..."
"My Nima..."
……
The popularity of "Dance Dance" has allowed many people in the lower society to enjoy the pleasure of the higher society. For example, Hangsi Matsubara Matsuhara...
At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, he came to the Internet cafe on time, took out crumpled banknotes, and told the network administrator coolly.
"All night, thank you."
Then I found a place closest to the air conditioner and enjoyed the comfort of the cold air.
When he landed in "The Dance", he was like Iron Man wearing armor, Gourd Baby opened a ladle for himself, Brother Haier put on underpants, Popeye ate spinach, and directly transformed into a superman full of energy.
Then I looked at my "Ga Dance" account with satisfaction. The ex-wife I met last month was not bad, and I gave him a permanent hairstyle, and the lover I found last month was not bad. I sent a pair of eternal shoes with a warm word, you don't feel so tired dancing in these shoes.The clothes and pants matched well, and they were a gift from the daddy and mommy he recognized in the game.
Put on the equipment given by these women, and start the game.
Of course, Matsubara’s so-called game is not dancing. He opened a room in the game. The name of the room is “Smoking cigarettes, hurting lungs, but not sad”. When I squatted to defecate, I saw the ash falling and remembered it.
The name must be half-understood, but not too long, and it must be philosophical. In "Ga Dance", this is all very particular.
Sure enough, because of the infamous name of the room, the room was overcrowded after a while. He was holding a DJ and had no idea of F1 (preparation), and he believed that neither did the people who came in.
"If you love, please love deeply, if you don't love, please leave!"
Directly, the opening remark of a lonely and sad mulberry hanging on the sky is sent out on the screen!
Although he was facing the screen, he seemed to have seen that the eyes of the MMs in the room had turned into peach hearts, and he seemed to have seen a group of beauties praising him for his temperament...
(End of this chapter)
At night, after Qian Chuanzi crackled and smashed the space bar at the computer, the sound slowly fell, he turned his head aggrieved, and Beichuan Xiaotian, Huang Li and others behind him all burst out laughing.
Looking at Baifeng, Qian Chuanzi pouted and pointed to his head.
"Mr. Bai, by the way, why do I have to dye my afro hair green? It's so unlucky... Besides, my smoky makeup... When will it end? I feel like I'm going to bend..."
Bai Feng burst out laughing uncontrollably and shook her head.
"That can't be done. You are now the eldest lady of the funeral, and the spiritual leader of the Japanese funeral family. There are tens of thousands of killers under your command. You are the head of the eldest sister. How can you pick someone casually..."
"But...but why do I want to make such a disgusting image of a woman?"
"Hehe, disgusting? What's so disgusting about this? This is also a cultural image. Besides, this is your most important job at present. You can play the trumpet infinitely and hang up the dance. You can be content with it. Hurry up and give it to your subordinates." NC fans talk about the party!"
Qian Chuanzi snorted, and then posted the news in the major family groups...
From the next day, all the barbershops in Japan went crazy...
Qing Yuan was cutting hair, and at the moment the barber was cutting another person's hair. Three young men with colorful hair came in from outside, with uniform afro heads, lollipops in hand, skull nails in their ears, small blush on their faces, legs Wearing plaid trousers and canvas shoes, three and two looked up at the sky at 45 degrees with their heads raised, with melancholy faces, and one hair covering their eyes.
"Uh...you...do you need a haircut?"
"Don't be a polite beast, just be a free dog!"
"what?"
The barber couldn't understand, so he let out an ah, and the red hair next to him snorted and translated for him.
"Our young master Leng means, nonsense, you must have your hair cut when you come to the barber shop! Hurry up, give us Shao Leng a haircut!"
"Uh……"
The barber was a little embarrassed, he was really afraid that the other person's hair would be washed out, and just about to ask a few questions about how to fix it, three blue-haired non-mainstream people came in outside.
When the three of them saw the three days inside, their eyes turned cold immediately!
"Hmph, good-looking skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a hundred! I never imagined that the enemy's road is narrow, and you can meet your loved ones here!"
"Don't worry about your heart, don't worry about your feelings! I'm burying my love, Young Master Leng. Which family do you belong to?"
"Kill the Matt family! Kill the red!"
The three members of the Burying Love family all showed indignation when they heard this. The Killing Matt family is a family that has just emerged recently. The third largest guild!
Seeing the expressions of these three people, the three members of the Shamat family laughed.
"Haha, are you scared? Go away if you are scared!"
Zong Ai Leng Shao snorted.
"Hide sadness with a smile, explain everything with silence! Want to fight! Then fight!"
Saying that, the three of them first left the barber shop and entered the Internet cafe next to them, and then the people from the Shamat family also entered the Internet cafe...
The barber at the back watched them come in blankly, and then watched them go out...
……
The owner of Xiaozhu Internet Cafe was drinking tea in the office when there was a knock on the outside door...
"Come in……"
"President Xiaozhu, here is the purchase list for this month, please sign it..."
"Hmm... um? How did you purchase so many space keys? 1500 space keys? Buy them and eat them?"
The small staff explained awkwardly.
"President, the Internet cafe business is very good recently..."
"Then what? Has something to do with the space bar?"
"They're all playing the game "Gain Dance". This game takes a lot of space, and every day our Internet cafe can break dozens of them..."
"So exaggerated?"
President Xiaozhu didn't believe it, so he ran to the Internet cafe to have a look, but before he got to the door, he heard the sound of knocking, cracking, his heart was bleeding...
This is not over yet, the little employee next to him continued to tell him.
"President, the price of the space bar has skyrocketed from 600 yen to 3000 yen this month, so we want to buy more, otherwise it may be even more expensive next month..."
"My motherfucker... Who are the people sitting in this Internet cafe? COSPLAY? Or black society? Why do they all look like ghosts..."
"President, this is a feature of this game. Only afro hair, smoky makeup, and tattoos can prove that you are a member of a big family in the game. In this way, no one dares to mess with you, otherwise you will be looked down upon... "
"My Nima..."
"President, you haven't been here for a long time. Now young people all over the country are dressed like this. They call it a non-mainstream culture. Look at our Internet cafe. The first three rows are red-feathered cockscombs. These are murderous The ones from the Matt family, the green ones in the middle are from the Crazy Young family, the ones with variegated hairs on the back are from the Burial Love family, and there are all kinds of other families..."
"My mother... what are they doing? They don't know how to fight, do they?"
"They are dancing, every day..."
"My Nima..."
……
The popularity of "Dance Dance" has allowed many people in the lower society to enjoy the pleasure of the higher society. For example, Hangsi Matsubara Matsuhara...
At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, he came to the Internet cafe on time, took out crumpled banknotes, and told the network administrator coolly.
"All night, thank you."
Then I found a place closest to the air conditioner and enjoyed the comfort of the cold air.
When he landed in "The Dance", he was like Iron Man wearing armor, Gourd Baby opened a ladle for himself, Brother Haier put on underpants, Popeye ate spinach, and directly transformed into a superman full of energy.
Then I looked at my "Ga Dance" account with satisfaction. The ex-wife I met last month was not bad, and I gave him a permanent hairstyle, and the lover I found last month was not bad. I sent a pair of eternal shoes with a warm word, you don't feel so tired dancing in these shoes.The clothes and pants matched well, and they were a gift from the daddy and mommy he recognized in the game.
Put on the equipment given by these women, and start the game.
Of course, Matsubara’s so-called game is not dancing. He opened a room in the game. The name of the room is “Smoking cigarettes, hurting lungs, but not sad”. When I squatted to defecate, I saw the ash falling and remembered it.
The name must be half-understood, but not too long, and it must be philosophical. In "Ga Dance", this is all very particular.
Sure enough, because of the infamous name of the room, the room was overcrowded after a while. He was holding a DJ and had no idea of F1 (preparation), and he believed that neither did the people who came in.
"If you love, please love deeply, if you don't love, please leave!"
Directly, the opening remark of a lonely and sad mulberry hanging on the sky is sent out on the screen!
Although he was facing the screen, he seemed to have seen that the eyes of the MMs in the room had turned into peach hearts, and he seemed to have seen a group of beauties praising him for his temperament...
(End of this chapter)
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